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(The Hill)   Even Mother Nature is flipping the bird to the Trump administration   (thehill.com) divider line
    More: Scary, Donald Trump, President of the United States, New York City, Vice President Pence, LaGuardia Airport, Democratic Party, Trump campaign, Southwest Airlines  
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2568 clicks; posted to Politics » on 22 Sep 2020 at 8:35 PM (5 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-09-22 8:40:14 PM  
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2020-09-22 8:42:57 PM  
Who knew birds had such a powerful union.
 
2020-09-22 8:44:12 PM  
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (7/10) Movie CLIP - An Army of Birds (1989) HD
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/suddenly remembered my Charlemagne
 
2020-09-22 8:45:04 PM  
Hopefully it was an albatross.

Hopefully a heavy one...
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2020-09-22 8:45:33 PM  
Vice President Pence and staff traveling with him were expected to return to Washington, D.C., on a cargo plane.

Trump wouldn't even send up one of the other planes in the fleet to get you guys?

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2020-09-22 8:46:03 PM  
Haha. God was just giving him a sneak-peak into a full-on smiting. 
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2020-09-22 8:50:04 PM  
The plane returned to Manchester Airport out of an abundance of caution, the official said.

I hate that commonly used phrase in PR statements. Pet peeve
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2020-09-22 8:54:03 PM  
Next time, bird. Next time.
 
2020-09-22 8:55:03 PM  

berylman: The plane returned to Manchester Airport out of an abundance of caution, the official said.

I hate that commonly used phrase in PR statements. Pet peeve
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Let me fix that for you.

The plane returned to Manchester Airport out of an abundance of cautionKAREN.
 
2020-09-22 8:55:41 PM  
Didn't a Pence plane have an emergency landing in 2016?  Someone is trying to tell someone something
 
2020-09-22 8:57:14 PM  
 
2020-09-22 9:00:05 PM  
Was it an eagle?
 
2020-09-22 9:00:20 PM  
"I can no longer live in a country where you're Vice President," said the suicide note tied to the bird's neck
 
2020-09-22 9:00:49 PM  
Cobra did this in order to replace Pence with Jonathan Pryce disguised using nanites. He'll disappear Trump and then Cobra Commander (Putin) will be president by next Friday. Wake the fark up, sheeple!
 
2020-09-22 9:03:33 PM  
How long before trump blames it on Antifa?
 
2020-09-22 9:03:44 PM  
Pence said "thank you" to the flight attendant without Mother in the room. She punished him by sending the bird.
 
2020-09-22 9:09:29 PM  
First the ricin letter, and now this?
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2020-09-22 9:13:23 PM  
Pence'll Tucky.
 
2020-09-22 9:14:00 PM  

Vermithrax Perjorative: How long before trump blames it on Antifa?


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Just look at this bird! Total anarchist that wants to bang your suburban housewife who must remain in the kitchen at all times. And hurt God!
 
2020-09-22 9:14:10 PM  

SirAdrianDangerous: Hopefully it was an albatross.

Hopefully a heavy one...
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What flavor is it?

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2020-09-22 9:16:15 PM  
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2020-09-22 9:16:34 PM  

mofa: Cobra did this in order to replace Pence with Jonathan Pryce disguised using nanites. He'll disappear Trump and then Cobra Commander (Putin) will be president by next Friday. Wake the fark up, sheeple!


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2020-09-22 9:23:45 PM  
also is this a cousin of that birb the LHC sent back from the future to drop toast down pipes and generally disrupt things.
 
2020-09-22 9:26:52 PM  
He gave the bird windmill cancer.
 
2020-09-22 9:30:27 PM  

Billy Bathsalt: He gave the bird windmill cancer.



only because this came up again earlier today -

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2020-09-22 9:34:02 PM  

tintar: Billy Bathsalt: He gave the bird windmill cancer.


only because this came up again earlier today -

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But why did the ventilator stop?
Well, bird hit it.
A bird hit.
Is that unusual?
Oh yeah, in a hospital?   Chance in a million.

/I just don't want people going around saying hospitals aren't safe
 
2020-09-22 9:41:22 PM  
That is facing the wrong way. It looks like the Earth is flipping off to God. Or maybe just to the ISS. To Musks internet satellites?
 
2020-09-22 9:49:18 PM  
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2020-09-22 9:49:51 PM  

BitwiseShift: Who knew birds had such a powerful union.


It has ties to organized crime though

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2020-09-22 9:53:36 PM  

Ivo Shandor: First the ricin letter, and now this?
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Cans of maple syrup are next.
 
2020-09-22 9:54:03 PM  

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Oops. I was trying to comment on this post of the clouds. Ignore above post.

That is facing the wrong way. It looks like the Earth is flipping off to God. Or maybe just to the ISS. To Musks internet satellites?
 
2020-09-22 9:59:49 PM  
If it was a Canada goose, it likely had some intel that Pence was on board, and decided to take matters into its own hands.

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2020-09-22 10:30:52 PM  
The flipping bird in question.
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2020-09-22 10:42:20 PM  

PirateKing: SirAdrianDangerous: Hopefully it was an albatross.

Hopefully a heavy one...
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What flavor is it?

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Bloody sea, bloody bird, bloody flavor!

/No Wafers!
 
2020-09-22 11:38:51 PM  
Why the fark is the VP's plane designated "Air Force 2"? He's not in the chain-of-command. If anything, Air Force 2 should be any USAF aircraft with the Secretary of Defense on board.

(It also pisses me off when that fark-stick salutes.)
 
2020-09-22 11:44:44 PM  

g.fro: Why the fark is the VP's plane designated "Air Force 2"? He's not in the chain-of-command. If anything, Air Force 2 should be any USAF aircraft with the Secretary of Defense on board.

(It also pisses me off when that fark-stick salutes.)


The VP becomes the president. Otherwise you're correct.
 
2020-09-23 12:05:31 AM  

g.fro: Why the fark is the VP's plane designated "Air Force 2"? He's not in the chain-of-command. If anything, Air Force 2 should be any USAF aircraft with the Secretary of Defense on board.

(It also pisses me off when that fark-stick salutes.)


Because he's poop.
 
2020-09-23 4:30:07 AM  
His flight was diverted about two months ago for the same thing!  GASP!
 
2020-09-23 7:44:50 AM  

baxterdog: g.fro: Why the fark is the VP's plane designated "Air Force 2"? He's not in the chain-of-command. If anything, Air Force 2 should be any USAF aircraft with the Secretary of Defense on board.

(It also pisses me off when that fark-stick salutes.)

The VP becomes the president. Otherwise you're correct.


He's in the chain of succession, but not actually in the chain of command.
 
2020-09-23 10:50:20 AM  

baxterdog: g.fro: Why the fark is the VP's plane designated "Air Force 2"? He's not in the chain-of-command. If anything, Air Force 2 should be any USAF aircraft with the Secretary of Defense on board.

(It also pisses me off when that fark-stick salutes.)

The VP becomes the president. Otherwise you're correct.


And until such time as he does become president, he has as much to do with the chain-of-command as my cat.

But maybe "Air Force 2" is meant as more of a joke. Like reminding him that he's not #1.
 
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