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TWX [TotalFark]
2020-09-22 9:10:24 PM  
Monique Agostino, 25...

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That's a rough 25.  She looks like someone 40 that took reasonable precautions with her sun exposure trying to look like she's 25.
 
2020-09-22 11:05:40 PM  
I guess Instagram model isn't very high paying?

Also, the plastic surgery that makes you look like a man... let's just say I'd want my money back.
 
2020-09-22 11:35:19 PM  

PaulRB: I guess Instagram model isn't very high paying?

Also, the plastic surgery that makes you look like a man... let's just say I'd want my money back.


I hear you, but I still would

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2020-09-23 1:45:11 AM  

TWX: Monique Agostino, 25...

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That's a rough 25.  She looks like someone 40 that took reasonable precautions with her sun exposure trying to look like she's 25.


I'd scratch it.

/meow YOU doin?
 
2020-09-23 1:54:53 AM  

TWX: Monique Agostino, 25...

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That's a rough 25.  She looks like someone 40 that took reasonable precautions with her sun exposure trying to look like she's 25.


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looks human and 25 without all the make-up also
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2020-09-23 2:06:41 AM  

WillofJ2: TWX: Monique Agostino, 25...

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That's a rough 25.  She looks like someone 40 that took reasonable precautions with her sun exposure trying to look like she's 25.

[cdn.newsapi.com.au image 316x422]looks human and 25 without all the make-up also
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2020-09-23 3:00:07 AM  
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2020-09-23 3:18:10 AM  

LowbrowDeluxe: WillofJ2: TWX: Monique Agostino, 25...

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That's a rough 25.  She looks like someone 40 that took reasonable precautions with her sun exposure trying to look like she's 25.

[cdn.newsapi.com.au image 316x422]looks human and 25 without all the make-up also
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More logic:

Why do women wear perfume and makeup?

Because they stink and they're ugly.

My wife never wears makeup.  It makes her look like a drag queen.  I don't think she wears perfume, but seeing as my olfactory nerve was severed decades ago, I can't be sure.
 
2020-09-23 3:19:39 AM  

LowbrowDeluxe: WillofJ2: TWX: Monique Agostino, 25...

[Fark user image image 573x690]

That's a rough 25.  She looks like someone 40 that took reasonable precautions with her sun exposure trying to look like she's 25.

[cdn.newsapi.com.au image 316x422]looks human and 25 without all the make-up also
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I knew at first glance that she would pass for normal...

...without all that clown paint!
 
2020-09-23 3:24:07 AM  
It's always a shame to see a perfectly good Bonnie rot on the vine for the lack of an appropriate Clyde.
 
2020-09-23 3:38:28 AM  
lol narcissist woman committing crimes then dressing up as a supervillian.  That's like me robbing fortune cookie factories and then cosplaying as The Riddler.
 
2020-09-23 6:03:45 AM  
There's only one catwoman for me

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2020-09-23 6:34:35 AM  

PaulRB: I guess Instagram model isn't very high paying?

Also, the plastic surgery that makes you look like a man... let's just say I'd want my money back.


Yup.
That is dude face if I ever saw it. I can certainly see where burglary would be a viable solution to the lack of income due to lack of modeling.
 
2020-09-23 6:50:47 AM  
*Sniff*

*Sniff* *sniff*

Yep, buncha Farkers have been in this thread.

You can tell by the smell of under manboob sweat.
 
2020-09-23 7:00:54 AM  
So when attention whoring isn't paying the bills, turn to crime.
 
2020-09-23 7:51:16 AM  

Madman drummers bummers: [Fark user image 537x537]


BLASPHEMY!!!!

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2020-09-23 8:12:19 AM  

Dave2042: but seeing as my olfactory nerve was severed decades ago,


I don't know if you're joking or not but I'm more curious about this than anything in this thread/article!
 
2020-09-23 8:24:22 AM  

TWX: Monique Agostino, 25...

[Fark user image image 573x690]

That's a rough 25.  She looks like someone 40 that took reasonable precautions with her sun exposure trying to look like she's 25.


I don't see an Adam's apple , but...
 
2020-09-23 8:26:49 AM  

big pig peaches: TWX: Monique Agostino, 25...

[Fark user image image 573x690]

That's a rough 25.  She looks like someone 40 that took reasonable precautions with her sun exposure trying to look like she's 25.

I don't see an Adam's apple , but...


Was my thought as well.
 
2020-09-23 8:31:02 AM  

RogueWallEnthusiast: big pig peaches: TWX: Monique Agostino, 25...

[Fark user image image 573x690]

That's a rough 25.  She looks like someone 40 that took reasonable precautions with her sun exposure trying to look like she's 25.

I don't see an Adam's apple , but...

Was my thought as well.


I don't think she is actually transgender, so can I get away with:

That's a catman, Baby!
 
2020-09-23 8:56:27 AM  

Dave2042: LowbrowDeluxe: WillofJ2: TWX: Monique Agostino, 25...

[Fark user image image 573x690]

That's a rough 25.  She looks like someone 40 that took reasonable precautions with her sun exposure trying to look like she's 25.

[cdn.newsapi.com.au image 316x422]looks human and 25 without all the make-up also
[i.redd.it image 552x536]

[static.boredpanda.com image 700x325]

More logic:

Why do women wear perfume and makeup?

Because they stink and they're ugly.

My wife never wears makeup.  It makes her look like a drag queen.  I don't think she wears perfume, but seeing as my olfactory nerve was severed decades ago, I can't be sure.


She wears the perfume for me.

/oblig.
 
2020-09-23 9:17:40 AM  

Ganon D. Mire: LowbrowDeluxe: WillofJ2: TWX: Monique Agostino, 25...

[Fark user image image 573x690]

That's a rough 25.  She looks like someone 40 that took reasonable precautions with her sun exposure trying to look like she's 25.

[cdn.newsapi.com.au image 316x422]looks human and 25 without all the make-up also
[i.redd.it image 552x536]

[static.boredpanda.com image 700x325]

I knew at first glance that she would pass for normal...

...without all that clown paint!


Yeah that lipstick in the selfie posted above makes her look like she's got a moustache. I mean she's not ugly, but...
 
2020-09-23 9:42:07 AM  

bthom37: *Sniff*

*Sniff* *sniff*

Yep, buncha Farkers have been in this thread.

You can tell by the smell of under manboob sweat.


That's not sweat.........
 
2020-09-23 9:56:59 AM  

phenn: Madman drummers bummers: [Fark user image 537x537]

BLASPHEMY!!!!

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HERETIC!!!!

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2020-09-23 10:00:52 AM  
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TWX [TotalFark]
2020-09-23 10:08:34 AM  

Ganon D. Mire: LowbrowDeluxe: WillofJ2: TWX: Monique Agostino, 25...

[Fark user image image 573x690]

That's a rough 25.  She looks like someone 40 that took reasonable precautions with her sun exposure trying to look like she's 25.

[cdn.newsapi.com.au image 316x422]looks human and 25 without all the make-up also
[i.redd.it image 552x536]

[static.boredpanda.com image 700x325]

I knew at first glance that she would pass for normal...

...without all that clown paint!


The appearance of her fingers doesn't help.  I don't know why her knuckles are discolored relative to her fingers but they make her hands look considerably older.  The white fingernail polish augments the effect too.
 
2020-09-23 11:27:25 AM  

BeotchPudding: [thejewishvoice.com image 702x527]


I didn't know that they had a daughter.

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