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(Bay News 9)   It's 2020 and time for zombie hurricanes. Welcome back, Paulette   (baynews9.com) divider line
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2020-09-22 2:34:50 PM  
Z-z-z-zombie hurricanes!?!?
 
2020-09-22 4:53:07 PM  
The fitting end to 2020 will be Hurricane Omega.
 
2020-09-22 5:07:07 PM  
In pog form?
 
2020-09-22 5:14:56 PM  
Sharknado.  Zombiecane.

Next up, Octocano.
 
2020-09-22 5:15:32 PM  
Better put the nukes on standby.
 
2020-09-22 5:17:35 PM  

bughunter: Sharknado.  Zombiecane.

Next up, Octocano.


You might be into copyright territory on the last one. Re: Japanese tentacle porn
 
2020-09-22 5:19:10 PM  
This has happened quite a few times in recent history. This is nothing new.
 
2020-09-22 5:34:52 PM  

kdawg7736: This has happened quite a few times in recent history. This is nothing new.


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2020-09-22 5:45:31 PM  
I remember Ivan in 2004: I was on vacation, visiting family in Birmingham, AL. We fled to Huntsville, which was shut down. We couldn't get dinner. Ivan came through that night, with no great damage. Next day we drove to Chattanooga and went up onto Signal Mountain, where my grandparents had a home years before. The power was out from the storm. Trees were down. The place was a mess. Far and away the farthest inland I have ever seen that kind of damage from a hurricane.
 
2020-09-22 5:51:12 PM  

somedude210: Z-z-z-zombie hurricanes!?!?


Let's see what else I can come up with:

Werewolf tornados
Killer whale earthquakes
Radioactive lightning
Interdimensional thunder
Nuclear flooding
 
2020-09-22 6:01:51 PM  

somedude210: Z-z-z-zombie hurricanes!?!?


"Just When You Thought It Was Safe To Go Back In The Water"

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Geotpf: somedude210: Z-z-z-zombie hurricanes!?!?
Let's see what else I can come up with:
Werewolf tornados
Killer whale earthquakes
Radioactive lightning
Interdimensional thunder
Nuclear flooding


Dude, Murder Hornets have been done...
 
2020-09-22 6:09:48 PM  
Paulette may be a zombie, but if she reaches Washington, D.C., then she will starve.
 
2020-09-22 6:18:24 PM  

Geotpf: somedude210: Z-z-z-zombie hurricanes!?!?

Let's see what else I can come up with:

Werewolf tornados
Killer whale earthquakes
Radioactive lightning
Interdimensional thunder
Nuclear flooding


Japan had nuclear flooding. They are still trying to figure out what to do with the water I think.
 
2020-09-22 6:18:55 PM  
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2020-09-22 6:21:45 PM  

downstairs: The fitting end to 2020 will be Hurricane Omega.


Where's the "I don't care if you're correct, fark you!" button.
 
2020-09-22 6:21:47 PM  

downstairs: The fitting end to 2020 will be Hurricane Omega.


Oh-MAY-guh or Oh-muh-guh?
 
2020-09-22 6:42:37 PM  

bughunter: Sharknado.  Zombiecane.

Next up, Octocano.



anything for clicks/eyeballs.

this storm is a threat only to ships.
 
2020-09-22 6:44:26 PM  

Linux_Yes: bughunter: Sharknado.  Zombiecane.

Next up, Octocano.


anything for clicks/eyeballs.

this storm is a threat only to ships.


So you're saying the threat's all in our head, in our hea-a-a-ad?
 
2020-09-22 6:44:29 PM  

downstairs: The fitting end to 2020 will be Hurricane Omega.


Hurricane Anus will the the shiatstorm of the Century.
 
2020-09-22 6:46:20 PM  

kevinatilusa: Linux_Yes: bughunter: Sharknado.  Zombiecane.

Next up, Octocano.


anything for clicks/eyeballs.

this storm is a threat only to ships.

So you're saying the threat's all in our head, in our hea-a-a-ad?


the real threat is coming from corporate owned media that does its best to scare people for the money making clicks and eyeballs.

Drama Queens

feedin' the sit at home stock owners.
 
2020-09-22 7:56:39 PM  

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Is that a scene from Dogma 2?
 
2020-09-22 7:57:39 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: downstairs: The fitting end to 2020 will be Hurricane Omega.

Oh-MAY-guh or Oh-muh-guh?


meh.  but who cares?
 
2020-09-22 8:43:03 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: downstairs: The fitting end to 2020 will be Hurricane Omega.

Oh-MAY-guh or Oh-muh-guh?


I like the latter because it kinda sounds like "oh my god."
 
2020-09-22 9:05:52 PM  
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2020-09-22 10:23:51 PM  

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When there's no more room in heaven, the dead will fall to Earth.

~Abraham Lincoln
 
2020-09-22 11:35:08 PM  

somedude210: Z-z-z-zombie hurricanes!?!?


Jinkies!!
 
2020-09-22 11:58:00 PM  

kdawg7736: This has happened quite a few times in recent history. This is nothing new.


Hurricane Ivan didn't need no zombification. He just turned around and smacked the U.S. twice.
 
2020-09-23 3:52:55 AM  
It's 2005 all over again.
 
2020-09-23 9:28:36 AM  

Dodo David: Paulette may be a zombie, but if she reaches Washington, D.C., then she will starve.


To be fair, Paulette chewed on Bermuda, decided it like the taste of Europe, faded out, and is picking back up to hit the homela... uh... continent of Europe.
So, she avoided Washington DC.
 
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