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(Boston.com)   Driving School Instructor charged with running a meth smuggling ring. Students said something seemed off about how often he insisted they "check for cops" while driving, and his exhaustive lectures on when police are permitted to search a vehicle   (boston.com) divider line
    More: News, Cocaine, Lawrence, Massachusetts, Andover, Massachusetts, Automobile, search warrants, North Andover, Massachusetts, Essex County, Massachusetts, North Andover  
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2020-09-22 1:39:27 PM  
No wonder why he says he can't sleep at night and has nothing to do with his students.
 
2020-09-22 8:22:24 PM  
The driving school vehicle being an Aztek should have been the first tip off.
 
2020-09-22 8:22:58 PM  
Politics tab?

Is that cuz meth is relevant to the interests of the denizens of the pol tab?
 
2020-09-22 8:24:19 PM  
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👯
 
2020-09-22 8:25:32 PM  
Wait, was ue still running the driving school?

Why bother, I always assume those places are laundering cash.
 
2020-09-22 8:25:40 PM  
That's a damn good idea.  Why didn't I think of that?
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2020-09-22 8:27:11 PM  
I guess that could work as a "business" model.
Have your students be your mules and make deliveries.
"No, I don't have to be in the vehicle.  This is a test. Go to this place marked on the map. Pop the trunk and when it is shut, leave."
"If you have an accident or get pulled over.  Run.  I don't know you."

DEXYS MID-DAY RUNNERS

DRIVING "SCHOOL"

 
2020-09-22 8:29:20 PM  
"Now, for today's lesson, we're going to drive to every single Walgreen's."
 
2020-09-22 8:29:39 PM  
Walter White angry he didn't come up with this scheme first.
 
2020-09-22 8:29:41 PM  
I heard that every morning he would ask each child "are you a cop?" And wait for their answer before letting them on.
 
2020-09-22 8:31:17 PM  
His certificate as a champion pizza-thrower was the dead giveaway
 
2020-09-22 8:33:21 PM  
His students were noted for their expertise in driving on ice.
 
2020-09-22 8:33:24 PM  
When my driver's ed instructor used us as wheelmen robbing banks, we only made about $10,000 per job with the students getting a 5% cut. This person's pretty forward thinking.
 
2020-09-22 8:33:56 PM  

FleshMonkey: Politics tab?

Is that cuz meth is relevant to the interests of the denizens of the pol tab?


Maybe it ties into the earlier link about Trump's pupils?
 
2020-09-22 8:35:06 PM  
When the term "Breaking Bad" is usually applied to Massachusetts drivers because we drive like crap, not because we deal meth!
 
2020-09-22 8:36:10 PM  
Yeah why is this political and we all can do without the obligatory BB references.
 
2020-09-22 8:39:04 PM  
Told you this was happening, just the other day.
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I wish Nevada wasn't so far away. I want to eat some fresh paleolithic sushi at Area 51.

Have you ever stopped to consider that near future humans are going to use synthetic heavy elements to siphon in edible animals from a different past era through a time bridge?

Ready your hot sauce.
 
2020-09-22 8:40:07 PM  

Monty_Zoncolan: For today's lesson we're gonna drive to Roxbury then sit outside a convenience store for a couple hours until I see 'my man'... then we'll drive home REALLY carefully obeying all traffic rules.


My instructor told to drive to Alvarado Street - by the Pioneer Chicken stand do wait for his.
 
2020-09-22 8:40:17 PM  
Police said Michael Larocque, 56, was arrested at his home Friday as investigators executed search warrants at his Colonial residence...

If I would have been one of the investigators on site that day, I would have turned to my partner and said, "Do you smelllellell what Larocque is cookin'?!"
 
2020-09-22 8:42:33 PM  
I'm sure this a Ben Affleck movie in the making, Matt Damon as the cop
 
2020-09-22 8:42:34 PM  
Braking bad?
 
2020-09-22 8:44:04 PM  

FleshMonkey: Politics tab?

Is that cuz meth is relevant to the interests of the denizens of the pol tab?


Who do you think writes Trump Tweets -- sane people with all their teeth?
 
2020-09-22 8:46:40 PM  
I certainly didn't see this coming.
 
2020-09-22 8:46:57 PM  

Monty_Zoncolan: Purple_Urkle: Told you this was happening, just the other day.
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I wish Nevada wasn't so far away. I want to eat some fresh paleolithic sushi at Area 51.

Have you ever stopped to consider that near future humans are going to use synthetic heavy elements to siphon in edible animals from a different past era through a time bridge?

Ready your hot sauce.

OMG, Buffalo Pterodactyl wings!


Fire up the particle accelerator, I need to cane 3 bricks of E115.

Then we're going to eat those damn dinosaurs.
 
2020-09-22 8:48:27 PM  
Boston.

So I assume drivers ed typically involves tips like:
'Never use your blinker, other Massholes will block if you do.'
'When driving drunk the key is avoiding distraction.'
'That school zone is a double apex turn. You can't drift it and be fast. For sure not in a FWD.'
etc

The clear rules as to when cops could and couldn't search would have been useful.
 
2020-09-22 8:51:33 PM  

Monty_Zoncolan: For today's lesson we're gonna drive to Roxbury then sit outside a convenience store for a couple hours until I see 'my man'... then we'll drive home REALLY carefully obeying all traffic rules.


What else are you going to do with $26 in your hand?

/Either way, the next step is to drive past the Stop 'n' Shop with the radio on.
 
2020-09-22 9:08:50 PM  

The knight who says EkiEkiPoontang: Boston.

So I assume drivers ed typically involves tips like:
'Never use your blinker, other Massholes will block if you do.'
'When driving drunk the key is avoiding distraction.'
'That school zone is a double apex turn. You can't drift it and be fast. For sure not in a FWD.'
etc

The clear rules as to when cops could and couldn't search would have been useful.


Merrimack Valley

So the instructor says something like "there used to be lines painted on this road, bro.  This lane is left turn only but I want you to cut across and take a right.  My bookie lives up there and I put it all on the Lions last week so we're doin lessons behind the roast beef place.  We're gonna jerk off homeless guys under the Marston and Merrimack Bridge for $5 apiece until Matt Stafford can learn to cover, kid.
Then I'm gonna show you conjugal visits at the jail. We can sell the cigarettes I bought in New Hampshire at full Mass prices.  Plus, you know, we can jerk them off, too."
 
2020-09-22 9:30:44 PM  
Teen Titans Go did it
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2020-09-22 9:40:13 PM  

Monty_Zoncolan: For today's lesson we're gonna drive to Roxbury then sit outside a convenience store for a couple hours until I see 'my man'... then we'll drive home REALLY carefully obeying all traffic rules.


Roxbury? The school is in North Andover. Lawrence and Methuen as well as the NH border are right there.
 
2020-09-22 9:40:44 PM  

Nana's Vibrator: The knight who says EkiEkiPoontang: Boston.

So I assume drivers ed typically involves tips like:
'Never use your blinker, other Massholes will block if you do.'
'When driving drunk the key is avoiding distraction.'
'That school zone is a double apex turn. You can't drift it and be fast. For sure not in a FWD.'
etc

The clear rules as to when cops could and couldn't search would have been useful.

Merrimack Valley

So the instructor says something like "there used to be lines painted on this road, bro.  This lane is left turn only but I want you to cut across and take a right.  My bookie lives up there and I put it all on the Lions last week so we're doin lessons behind the roast beef place.  We're gonna jerk off homeless guys under the Marston and Merrimack Bridge for $5 apiece until Matt Stafford can learn to cover, kid.
Then I'm gonna show you conjugal visits at the jail. We can sell the cigarettes I bought in New Hampshire at full Mass prices.  Plus, you know, we can jerk them off, too."


That seems oddly specific.

Plus if you have to give hand jobs because you 'bet it all on the Lions,'you just really like to give hand jobs.
 
2020-09-22 9:41:27 PM  
More likely setup for the meth for dispensing valuable, lifesaving information to his new drivers.

They don't like that.
 
2020-09-22 9:43:25 PM  

The Pope of Manwich Village: Police said Michael Larocque, 56, was arrested at his home Friday as investigators executed search warrants at his Colonial residence...

If I would have been one of the investigators on site that day, I would have turned to my partner and said, "Do you smelllellell what Larocque is cookin'?!"


"I'll accept"

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2020-09-22 10:19:11 PM  
Also, why is this in the Politics tab?
 
2020-09-22 10:56:40 PM  
To the Farker who liked my post...apparently, we are the only ones who have seen the movie.  I thought it was a good and relevant reference.
 
2020-09-22 11:32:34 PM  
"Vials of unknown liquid"

What the dark do people do this to themselves?
 
2020-09-23 12:30:51 AM  
Well, that is one way to make a profit. Passing the idea along to my boss.
 
2020-09-23 2:19:20 AM  

skinink: When the term "Breaking Bad" is usually applied to Massachusetts drivers because we drive like crap, not because we deal meth!


Yo, Hyde Park here.  I make a habit of tracking fellow Masshole Farkers-Where do you hail from?
 
2020-09-23 7:40:22 AM  

fark'emfeed'emfish: I heard that every morning he would ask each child "are you a cop?" And wait for their answer before letting them on.


They have to tell him if they are cops.  It's the rules!
 
2020-09-23 7:56:13 AM  

sophus_tree: skinink: When the term "Breaking Bad" is usually applied to Massachusetts drivers because we drive like crap, not because we deal meth!

Yo, Hyde Park here.  I make a habit of tracking fellow Masshole Farkers-Where do you hail from?


Malden, home of the quick right turn!
 
2020-09-23 8:35:57 AM  
Mine in highschool just had us drive to his house to pick up random crap he forgot at home.
 
2020-09-23 10:46:07 PM  
Mine was also our elementary school gym teacher and we didn't have to parallel park.
 
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