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7925 clicks; posted to Main » on 22 Sep 2020 at 5:18 PM (5 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-09-22 12:03:05 PM  
Yeah, I don't see this ending well.  First thing came to mind.

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2020-09-22 5:21:18 PM  
I'm in
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2020-09-22 5:22:07 PM  
Busted!
 
2020-09-22 5:22:11 PM  
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2020-09-22 5:22:48 PM  

jim32rr: I'm in
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2020-09-22 5:23:32 PM  
Cue the horror movie about an image that can transfer from person to person infecting minds, repeating itself infinitely.

Well call it.  The Meme
 
2020-09-22 5:25:03 PM  
South Park did it!

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2020-09-22 5:25:40 PM  
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2020-09-22 5:27:18 PM  
Lovely interrogation tool. Should be lots of fun.
 
2020-09-22 5:27:21 PM  
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2020-09-22 5:27:25 PM  
I'd love ti if that actually worked. I can picture an image and be able to see all the details and facets of it but everything falls apart somewhere between my brain and the paper.

As for dreams, I'd get sued because for some bizarre reason I have lots of celebrity cameos. No, not always in the sexy way. The other night I dreamt that i was sheltering with a bunch of evacuees in an old Toys 'R' Us and Judd Hirsch was an employee there, passing out toys to frightened children. Why? I don't know. I haven't seen him in anything in literally years and can't imagine what could have dredged him up.
 
2020-09-22 5:28:48 PM  
*closes eyes, presses enter*

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f*ck me that is amazing
 
2020-09-22 5:29:38 PM  
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WoooHoooo!
 
2020-09-22 5:31:32 PM  
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2020-09-22 5:35:29 PM  
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2020-09-22 5:37:24 PM  
This is how we find out who Batman is right?
 
2020-09-22 5:41:11 PM  
There is an unusual number of pretty girls with big but natural-looking boobs in this thread.  Shouldn't there be a plethora of anorexic plastic surgery victims in a Fark boob thread?
 
2020-09-22 5:41:31 PM  
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Well I'll be damned.  There may be something to this.
 
2020-09-22 5:41:40 PM  

Unoriginal_Username: This is how we find out who Batman is right?





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2020-09-22 5:41:48 PM  
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2020-09-22 5:42:43 PM  
enhance!
 
2020-09-22 5:46:29 PM  

Destructor: Lovely interrogation tool. Should be lots of fun.


I'm pretty sure there's going to be bipartisan support to outlaw this
 
2020-09-22 5:46:37 PM  
Can AI create an effective bookmark, though? We may never know.
 
2020-09-22 5:47:35 PM  

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Annnnd now Moving In Stereo is playing on the mental jukebox.
 
2020-09-22 5:53:46 PM  

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Well I'll be damned.  There may be something to this.


1, 3, 4, 2, 5
 
2020-09-22 5:54:01 PM  
Oh good, thoughtcrime wasn't on its way fast enough.
 
2020-09-22 5:54:22 PM  

Super Chronic: Can AI create an effective bookmark, though? We may never know.


Or transfer them to a new device.
(Well it can, but it's so ugly why bother?)
 
2020-09-22 6:02:23 PM  
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2020-09-22 6:04:08 PM  

waxbeans: Destructor: Lovely interrogation tool. Should be lots of fun.

I'm pretty sure there's going to be bipartisan support to outlaw this


Breasts?
 
2020-09-22 6:17:06 PM  
Why would you need this? The internet is full of enough n00dz without my thoughts adding to it.
 
2020-09-22 6:17:53 PM  
It's all becoming real.

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2020-09-22 6:20:32 PM  
 
2020-09-22 6:22:45 PM  
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2020-09-22 6:23:02 PM  

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I'd certainly like to be.
 
2020-09-22 6:34:05 PM  
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2020-09-22 6:42:57 PM  
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2020-09-22 6:43:13 PM  
Sad to think I'll probably be dead (or impotent) by the time we get fully functional 3D virtual porn.
 
2020-09-22 6:48:46 PM  

whidbey: Sad to think I'll probably be dead (or impotent) by the time we get fully functional 3D virtual porn.


My goal is to be alive long enough to experience sex robots, but die before they rise up and start murdering everyone. I figure that has to be a solid 2 year window or robot bangin'.
 
2020-09-22 6:50:53 PM  
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2020-09-22 6:56:05 PM  

The Bunyip: whidbey: Sad to think I'll probably be dead (or impotent) by the time we get fully functional 3D virtual porn.

My goal is to be alive long enough to experience sex robots, but die before they rise up and start murdering everyone. I figure that has to be a solid 2 year window or robot bangin'.


Dont forget to hook up the doll...

/obscure?
 
2020-09-22 6:57:48 PM  
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2020-09-22 7:01:14 PM  
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2020-09-22 7:05:32 PM  
It's going to require a solid week of "swipe left/swipe right" before the AI learns your preferences with enough accuracy to "guess" what you were thinking, and it will be VERY topic-specific.

Would be a big step forward for folks like the late Stephen Hawking; no more letter-by-letter stuff.  Think of an integral sign, the AI puts one on the chalkboard.  Navigating one's own wheelchair would be good, and the AI could incorporate a lot of the tech used to keep cars on the road: determining the edges of a sidewalk, keeping you centered, obstacle avoidance, etc.

Has some potential for coma victims, to see just how awake and aware they really are.  If the computer-generated image corresponds to what the patient sees through half-closed eyes, then I think we can assume they're at least partially awake.  That optic signal is getting processed.
 
2020-09-22 7:05:55 PM  
 
2020-09-22 7:08:03 PM  

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Step 1. Viewing thoughts and dreams.
Step 2. Hacking thoughts and dreams.
Step 3. MMORPG in dreams.
Step 4. The Matrix...
 
2020-09-22 7:12:41 PM  
Was trying for "Canada" and:
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...not sure if I need tech support for this.
 
2020-09-22 7:22:27 PM  
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2020-09-22 7:26:26 PM  

DORMAMU: The Bunyip: whidbey: Sad to think I'll probably be dead (or impotent) by the time we get fully functional 3D virtual porn.

My goal is to be alive long enough to experience sex robots, but die before they rise up and start murdering everyone. I figure that has to be a solid 2 year window or robot bangin'.

Dont forget to hook up the doll...

/obscure?


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2020-09-22 7:28:04 PM  
New AI Can Create Images Based On Your Thoughts

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2020-09-22 7:33:23 PM  

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Jello wrestling with Flo?
 
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