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2020-09-21 10:47:54 PM  
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2020-09-21 11:05:22 PM  
EABOD, you tool.

No wait, that's your side gig.

Eat a bowl of rotten clams, and stroke out while you puke your guts up.
 
2020-09-21 11:15:57 PM  
Daddy's little girl's been a bad girl
 
2020-09-21 11:32:57 PM  
Fark this farking fark.
 
2020-09-21 11:39:25 PM  
His argument is daft.
The Dems didn't want to hold the seat open. They just didn't want a rapist farking R-worded boofer as the nominee.
 
2020-09-22 1:51:47 AM  
That still image looks like he and Hannity just docked.
 
2020-09-22 2:08:58 AM  
Democrats are on track to gain the majority: this gives them all the justification they need to pack the supreme court with 15 new liberal justices.

Immediately throw beerbro off the bench, along with whatever illegitimate f*ck trump shoves into office before November.

So, end result: 17 new Liberal justices, and no republican will ever have a say in american government again.

I'm good with that. Let it happen.

republicans want to go to war against America? Fine , bomb the f*ckers flat.
 
2020-09-22 2:16:23 AM  
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2020-09-22 3:18:43 AM  

bloobeary: Democrats are on track to gain the majority: this gives them all the justification they need to pack the supreme court with 15 new liberal justices.

Immediately throw beerbro off the bench, along with whatever illegitimate f*ck trump shoves into office before November.

So, end result: 17 new Liberal justices, and no republican will ever have a say in american government again.

I'm good with that. Let it happen.

republicans want to go to war against America? Fine , bomb the f*ckers flat.


Until 2022 when republicans ride a wave of pure frothing rage that sweeps the midterms again, when voters completely forget there's more than presidential elections, again.  Which of course will bring us to 2024 when republicans win after having convinced America that the democrats did coronavirus and the depression and only smart businessmans can fix it. At that point I imagine they'll just have all the new(and old) liberal justices shot and outlaw the democratic party.

Sigh.
 
2020-09-22 3:19:11 AM  

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What's really weird is the current elected Rep from PR is a Republican.
 
2020-09-22 3:19:16 AM  
Lindsey Graham is the most shameless kind of whore.
 
2020-09-22 3:22:13 AM  
Another graphic example of why you should never trust republicans.
They are merely mercenaries for the wealthy, the white, the whiners.
 
2020-09-22 3:25:39 AM  
When is his pool boy scandal up?
 
2020-09-22 3:28:32 AM  

TheWeeMachine: When is his pool boy scandal up?


I'm guessing Putin will give Wikileaks the green light to release the Kompromat on Lindsey as soon as he loses his seat.
 
2020-09-22 3:31:47 AM  

TheWeeMachine: When is his pool boy scandal up?


There's been a story or two around about male prostitutes, and Lindsey didn't use his real name, and his 'little ladybugs'..
 
2020-09-22 3:38:42 AM  
Help Lindsey Graham keep his Supreme Court promise - "Use my words against me"
Youtube bMQ-J_zyIc8


/obligatory.
 
2020-09-22 3:41:52 AM  
Hmm, he, and the GOP sound scared, it's like they know they will lose on Nov 3rd.
 
2020-09-22 3:48:44 AM  

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"Enemies of America outraged at the thought that actual Americans might do some of the things they do to hurt America in order to save it."

If ONLY the Democrats would follow through on doing this. And when some GOPer tries to whine, have Ted Lieu look straight into the camera and say "After what you people have done for the last four years, you have the temerity, the absolute gall, to dare talk about precedent, or decency, or the rules? Get fuched, this nation is joining the 21st century."

/Yes, McConnell is an enemy of America
//I farking said it
 
2020-09-22 3:57:18 AM  
Lindsey Graham, the senator who asked which shade of lipstick goes best with Trump fellatio.

I just wonder what Trump promised him in exchange for him betraying his oath, and doing a 180 on the sensible statements he made four years ago about how stupid Trump is.
 
2020-09-22 4:00:09 AM  
Well, so much for the pretense that the senate has a say. Trump might as well appoint Ivanka now. Any Republican senator who votes against her will be kicked out of the party. And it would secure Donald's emperor status.
 
2020-09-22 4:02:01 AM  
Of all the Republicans, Lindsay Graham is far and away the most addicted to the taste of the Orange Turd's excrement. His actions are like the most debased junkie, willing to do literally anything to get that next fix.
 
2020-09-22 4:06:34 AM  

Bennie Crabtree: Well, so much for the pretense that the senate has a say. Trump might as well appoint Ivanka now. Any Republican senator who votes against her will be kicked out of the party. And it would secure Donald's emperor status.


I thought you had to have a background in the law to be on the Supreme Court. What the hell does Ivanka know about the law besides habitually breaking it?
 
2020-09-22 4:07:40 AM  

Original: Original Tweet:

StevenTDennis: Lindsey Graham says on Fox that they have the votes on the Senate floor to confirm Trump's pick before the election "That's what's coming" Says every member of his committee will back the nominee; asks for campaign $ There is no nominee yet https://t.co/HuNtVNsXS0


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2020-09-22 4:17:24 AM  

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Bennie Crabtree: Well, so much for the pretense that the senate has a say. Trump might as well appoint Ivanka now. Any Republican senator who votes against her will be kicked out of the party. And it would secure Donald's emperor status.

I thought you had to have a background in the law to be on the Supreme Court. What the hell does Ivanka know about the law besides habitually breaking it?


So do federal appellate justices but hey, the senate has appointed several without appropriate credentials. What are the Dems gonna do, impeach Ivanka? Blanche just said that they will confirm whoever Trump's nominee is. Ahead of time, Blanche gave their power away.
 
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2020-09-22 4:43:51 AM  
I'm not surprised that Republicans are eager to confirm the nominee before they know who it is.  This is an opportunity for them to be the dominant political party despite having the support of a minority of voters.
 
2020-09-22 5:05:05 AM  
I wish I knew what it was like to have this little shame or self-respect. Apparently, I'm not cut out for politics, because I have too many principles to be this much of a sycophantic slug.
 
2020-09-22 5:08:20 AM  
I just can't get over his excuse. "They were mean to Beer Brett so we don't have to follow the rules we made when the black guy was in charge!" You mean, the Dems wanted to vet a guy accused of assault who had his mortgage and $500k of credit card debt paid off to buy his lifetime appointment? Well, I do declare!

And they accuse liberals of being snowflakes.
 
2020-09-22 5:24:29 AM  

Smirky the Wonder Chimp: Original: Original Tweet:
StevenTDennis: Lindsey Graham says on Fox that they have the votes on the Senate floor to confirm Trump's pick before the election "That's what's coming" Says every member of his committee will back the nominee; asks for campaign $ There is no nominee yet https://t.co/HuNtVNsXS0

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I came here to reference 'Them's my ladybugs,' but I got beat to it.
 
2020-09-22 5:31:50 AM  
I hope Jamie Harrison cleanses Lindsey Graham's office.
 
2020-09-22 5:42:02 AM  

Befuddled: Of all the Republicans, Lindsay Graham is far and away the most addicted to the taste of the Orange Turd's excrement. His actions are like the most debased junkie, willing to do literally anything to get that next fix.


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2020-09-22 6:37:03 AM  

MattytheMouse: I wish I knew what it was like to have this little shame or self-respect. Apparently, I'm not cut out for politics, because I have too many principles to be this much of a sycophantic slug.


His absolute naked hypocrisy shouldn't be too much of a surprise.   He's a closet case homosexual.   His very identity is based on a lie.

The kind of mental gymnastics these people go through to convince themselves they're not a walking contradiction would put Cirque du Soleil to shame.

So lying to himself, and to others, to justify his hypocrisy is second nature to him.  He's had a long life of practice.
 
2020-09-22 6:38:56 AM  

killershark: I just can't get over his excuse. "They were mean to Beer Brett so we don't have to follow the rules we made when the black guy was in charge!" You mean, the Dems wanted to vet a guy accused of assault who had his mortgage and $500k of credit card debt paid off to buy his lifetime appointment? Well, I do declare!

And they accuse liberals of being snowflakes.


Whenever I talk to conservatives about Kavanaugh, I don't ever bring up the accusations. They don't believe them and nothing you can say will ever convince them it's not a smear job.

Instead, I talk about his conduct during those hearings, in which he yelled, got defensive, and perjured himself over a threesome; all of which is not becoming of a man who's being appointed to the highest court of the land.
 
2020-09-22 6:59:35 AM  
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The sequel we never wanted is coming.
 
2020-09-22 7:00:43 AM  
Just chipped in what I can to Jamie Harrison's campaign.
 
2020-09-22 7:19:23 AM  
3 SCOTUS picks and 300 Federal Court appointees.  I don't even care if Trump loses his reelection bid - he has secured America's freedom (and his legacy) from the socialism on the left for at least a generation.
 
2020-09-22 7:22:48 AM  
Is the Obvious tag on the short list?
 
2020-09-22 7:32:08 AM  

vpb: I'm not surprised that Republicans are eager to confirm the nominee before they know who it is.  This is an opportunity for them to be the dominant political party despite having the support of a minority of voters.


Sadly it's not even that small of a minority of voters. Clinton's margin of victory in the PV amounted to less than 3% of the votes cast, and even after four years of hell we'll still be lucky to get a 5% PV margin. And don't even get me started on non-voters.

Sorry, but Republicans aren't going to war "against" America. They pretty much ARE America. Our country is a shiathole filled with sociopaths.
 
2020-09-22 7:32:43 AM  

Lucky LaRue: 3 SCOTUS picks and 300 Federal Court appointees.  I don't even care if Trump loses his reelection bid - he has secured America's freedom (and his legacy) from the socialism on the left for at least a generation.


What is it about the "socialisms" that give you all on the right night terrors?  That's all I here from my relatives.
 
2020-09-22 7:43:33 AM  
The people who are yelling the loudest about how the Constitution demands we get a new justice there immediately, are the same ones that agreed with McConnell last time when he said that didn't count in an election year.

What's the difference?  This time it benefits their side.

That is why it makes me angry as hell when I see the GOP and all the Trumpers yelling about how this must be done.  Because those same people said the opposite last time.
 
2020-09-22 7:46:01 AM  

Devil's Advocaat: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/bMQ-J_zy​Ic8]

/obligatory.


He wouldn't be a Republican if he didn't conveniently forget his "on the record" statements just to satisfy the party. After all, why worry about being called a hypocrite when you got what you wanted, right?

I just can't believe voters haven't removed his closeted ass.
 
2020-09-22 7:48:30 AM  
They were "dumb enough to say" they would destroy Kavanaugh's life to save the seat? Citation please? That doesn't even make sense. There was no chance of preventing Trump from filling that seat, people just didn't want to see that specific piece of shiat privileged frat bro get confirmed.

On the other hand, you were dumb enough to say that we should use your words against you and call you out for your hypocritical nonsense.
 
2020-09-22 7:49:21 AM  

bloobeary: Democrats are on track to gain the majority: this gives them all the justification they need to pack the supreme court with 15 new liberal justices.

Immediately throw beerbro off the bench, along with whatever illegitimate f*ck trump shoves into office before November.

So, end result: 17 new Liberal justices, and no republican will ever have a say in american government again.

I'm good with that. Let it happen.

republicans want to go to war against America? Fine , bomb the f*ckers flat.


This. Salt the farking earth on these assholes.
 
2020-09-22 7:53:12 AM  
And this is the story of how Washington D.C. and Puerto Rico became states. fark at this point it shouldn't even matter if they seat a replacement. republicans took the gloves off in this fight awhile ago, Dems would be stupid not to follow suit.
 
2020-09-22 8:08:47 AM  

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That would be such a shame, wouldn't it...
 
2020-09-22 8:12:44 AM  
The GOP is a bunch of televangelists.
Creepy, rapey, murdering televangelists.
Passing the hat.

Pass the hat, and pass the buck.

Kids in the desert? fark em.
Literally.

"We better own the judges before we have to stand before them for our crimes".

Guess what, boys?

Withdrawing from the HRC and ICC doesn't work.

Before they existed, better men than you marched, literally marched, right in to Germany and held court in Nuremberg.

You can hang for your crimes.

And you probably will.

No SS, no DHS, no special sauce us going to save you.

Eventually, all mean bastards swing.
 
2020-09-22 8:38:58 AM  
When your right to your own body is taken away, remember: more white women voted for Trump than for Hillary.
 
2020-09-22 8:41:44 AM  

The Department of Inadvisably Applied Magic: Lindsey Graham is the most shameless kind of whore.


It would be a terrible thing if someone beat the shiat out of him.

\terrible
\\yep
 
2020-09-22 8:47:07 AM  

HighOnCraic: Befuddled: Of all the Republicans, Lindsay Graham is far and away the most addicted to the taste of the Orange Turd's excrement. His actions are like the most debased junkie, willing to do literally anything to get that next fix.

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Narrator: they didn't get destroyed, because they found out that if you control the executive, senate, and judicial branches of government, you don't have to follow the law.

\or even better, change the law to make what ever you do legal
 
2020-09-22 8:49:29 AM  

Snut: Lucky LaRue: 3 SCOTUS picks and 300 Federal Court appointees.  I don't even care if Trump loses his reelection bid - he has secured America's freedom (and his legacy) from the socialism on the left for at least a generation.

What is it about the "socialisms" that give you all on the right night terrors?  That's all I here from my relatives.


When they say socialism, they mean the end of white supremacy.
 
2020-09-22 8:52:04 AM  
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Lindsey is a nan of honor and integrity - https://www.usemywordsagainstme.com​/
 
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