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(The New York Times)   "Showers and pants are so 2020." This and other six-word Covid-19 memoirs are a thing of great joy. Share your own six-word memoirs from lockdown   ( divider line
    More: Amusing, Health care, The Mailbox, Breathe, recent Op-Ed, creator of the Six Word Memoirs project, Larry Smith, Distance learning, Health care workers  
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2020-09-21 11:31:07 PM  
Growing great cannabis
Tasting the madness

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2020-09-21 11:46:43 PM  
Getting less done, losing my mind.
2020-09-22 1:52:54 AM  
any hour can be happy hour
2020-09-22 1:55:09 AM  
Wait, wouldn't showers and pants be so 2019?
2020-09-22 2:25:00 AM  
Lost 10 pounds, but gained 20.
2020-09-22 2:35:40 AM  
Divorce is final.  Now I'm alone.
2020-09-22 2:36:32 AM  
It was good while it lasted.
2020-09-22 2:37:50 AM  
Everything was beautiful
and nothing hurt.
2020-09-22 2:37:58 AM  

kyuzokai: It was good while it lasted.

It being "normalcy", not COVID-19, which sucks.
2020-09-22 2:59:04 AM  
I've killed eight sourdough starters already.
2020-09-22 3:00:31 AM  
Work still needs to get done.
2020-09-22 3:01:59 AM  
Unopened toilet paper will keep, right?
2020-09-22 3:02:38 AM  
Thank you, essential worker.
Plastic, please.
2020-09-22 3:05:58 AM  
I worked through the global pandemic.
2020-09-22 3:50:02 AM  
Essentially employed means essentially none cared.
2020-09-22 4:06:36 AM  
So this is what "greatness" is...
2020-09-22 4:19:35 AM  
Stocks crazy! Money printer goes brrr
2020-09-22 4:41:01 AM  
Went mad. Hit rock bottom. In treatment. Much better mentally now than at any point in the last 15 years. Really weird year.
2020-09-22 5:06:45 AM  
GFY Trump, you cock
2020-09-22 5:14:38 AM  
I've gone nowhere fun.  How exciting!
2020-09-22 6:03:22 AM  

AppleOptionEsc: Essentially employed means essentially none cared.

Or, that everyone is non-essential.
2020-09-22 6:11:21 AM  

We Ate the Necco Wafers: I've killed eight sourdough starters already.

Bummer, keep it in the fridge
2020-09-22 6:14:57 AM  
Fark it: Wearing JEANS to work
2020-09-22 6:42:37 AM  
Hold my beer and watch this!
2020-09-22 6:52:33 AM  
S'bad, not sure where to begin.
2020-09-22 7:34:33 AM  
All I wanna do is sleep

/Might be depressed
2020-09-22 7:37:05 AM  
I wore pants yesterday, second time.
2020-09-22 7:40:01 AM  
Hard to go back to work.
2020-09-22 7:46:25 AM  
My fat ass immovable from chair
2020-09-22 7:47:19 AM  
Thinking about killing child.  Backyard burial?
2020-09-22 7:58:01 AM  
Why would I put on shoes?
2020-09-22 8:15:25 AM  

Natalie Portmanteau: Wait, wouldn't showers and pants be so 2019?


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2020-09-22 8:15:49 AM  
Being an essential worker farking sucks
2020-09-22 8:18:27 AM  
Wear a mask, you farking moron
2020-09-22 8:28:44 AM  
More time for anxiously refreshing 538.
2020-09-22 8:30:23 AM  
I kind of like the quiet
2020-09-22 8:39:04 AM  
More productive than ever, retiring soon.
2020-09-22 8:45:12 AM  
For three months I loved driving.
2020-09-22 8:56:04 AM  
I bought bulk lotion. It's gone.
2020-09-22 9:04:21 AM  
Education by Zoom only is unsustainable.
2020-09-22 10:06:26 AM  
Does it really smell THAT bad.
2020-09-22 10:09:14 AM  
fark!  fark!  fark!  fark!  fark!  fark!
2020-09-22 10:13:25 AM  
The shower is my safe space

I haven't worn deodorant in months

Am I wearing pants? Yes? Ok.

/it's literally come to me stopping outside my door every time asking, "Wait, am I wearing pants," confirming that I am, then continuing to leave.
2020-09-22 10:22:31 AM  
Hack, Walk, Lift, Run, Rinse, Repeat.
2020-09-22 10:27:37 AM  
Please God send meteor and end this.
2020-09-22 11:03:14 AM  
Neighbor mows lawn
Every other day
2020-09-22 12:10:19 PM  
Lost the ability to count
2020-09-22 12:11:26 PM  
Brainwashing and fear is "new normal."
2020-09-22 12:40:11 PM  
Yard looks great
World's on fire
2020-09-22 1:16:59 PM  
Today is March, tomorrow world ends.
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