UncleDirtNap: "I'm a 36-year-old single straight woman, and I really didn't think this was going to be an issue until later in life. I like sex and am easily turned on, but I haven't had good sex in over six years. Is there something wrong with the men or me?"Maybe try keeping it under 5 guys at the same time.
sithon: Try lesbians. They know what they are doing.
deadsanta: Unlikely that she's had six years of depressed lovers, but if it's a type she's attracted to, not impossible.
deadromanoff: Where was she when I was thirty....lolHowever, I've come across a few lookers in my time that had serious issues with um..... Cleaning certain things.....
Smackledorfer: She's 36 and they all have ED. You get ED in that age range by being morbidly obese.Is she morbidly obese or a chubby chaser?/Dnrtfa
DannyBrandt: I don't know who it was six years ago that laid it down so hard everything since has seemed milquetoast, but if you could text me his number I would appreciate it.
foo monkey: too easy.
Jake Havechek: Whoops. Good thing I didn't put the double dong post in the other thread.
Koodz: Smackledorfer: She's 36 and they all have ED. You get ED in that age range by being morbidly obese.Is she morbidly obese or a chubby chaser?/DnrtfaI see young college age men complaining not infrequently online about erectile issues and it's mostly that after spending every moment alone since age 12 watching the most extreme porn they can find with a death grip on their stick it's hard to get it up for a real girl who isn't into the shiat the internet told them every girl is into.I'm damned glad porn was hard enough to acquire when I was a teenager that I gave up and just dated girls instead.
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