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(Slate)   "I'm a 36-year-old single straight woman, and I really didn't think this was going to be an issue until later in life. I like sex and am easily turned on, but I haven't had good sex in over six years. Is there something wrong with the men or me?"   (slate.com) divider line
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2020-09-22 2:33:55 AM  
26 votes:
I don't know who it was six years ago that laid it down so hard everything since has seemed milquetoast, but if you could text me his number I would appreciate it.
 
2020-09-22 7:52:56 AM  
17 votes:
Whoops.   Good thing I didn't put the double dong post in the other thread.
 
2020-09-22 2:31:15 AM  
16 votes:
Um, WHERE is.this woman? I have to give her a piece of my mind. Being so presumptive about men and all..

Again, where?

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia: What website?
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2020-09-21 11:07:34 PM  
11 votes:
Have you checked with the man in the boat?

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2020-09-22 8:48:24 AM  
9 votes:
This motivated mom found a way to scratch that itch.  Look into what her solution was/is:

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2020-09-22 12:53:37 AM  
9 votes:
Don't brag about how recently you've had sex, lady.
 
2020-09-22 8:08:47 AM  
8 votes:
Not CSB.  During a prior geologic period, I was finishing another 36 hr. stretch of my medical education when a beautiful woman who was smart, witty, and attractive in every discernable way offered to haul my ashes and tuck me in for a good sleep.  I accepted the offer and off we went to my place.  Clothes came off quickly and and there she was.  A vision of feminine beauty, perhaps the most striking female I'd ever seen naked in person.  For the first time in my life, my little buddy did not respond.  I guess two things went amiss for me.  I was overtired big time and Miss World gave me a case of performance anxiety.  She was shocked by my lack of lumber apparently being acustomed to her men being rock hard at the mere thought of bedding her.  Instead of being helpful and applying skills to assist me achieving erection, she yelled at me as her first, step 1 reaction.  She yelled that I must be gay and an entire laundry list of personal shortcomings I should be ashamed of.  My reaction at that point was...."Well, OK then, I'm out and need some sleep.  Here are your clothes.  Have a nice day."
 
2020-09-22 1:44:17 PM  
7 votes:
i'm married so i have not had sex in 5 years. I dont care.
 
2020-09-22 10:40:23 AM  
6 votes:

UncleDirtNap: "I'm a 36-year-old single straight woman, and I really didn't think this was going to be an issue until later in life. I like sex and am easily turned on, but I haven't had good sex in over six years. Is there something wrong with the men or me?"

Maybe try keeping it under 5 guys at the same time.


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2020-09-22 1:59:20 AM  
6 votes:
If you have terrible sex in the morning, you've had terrible sex. If you have terrible sex all day, you're terrible at sex.
 
2020-09-22 1:11:02 AM  
6 votes:

sithon: Try lesbians. They know what they are doing.


You're goddamn right.
 
2020-09-22 11:01:16 AM  
5 votes:

deadsanta: Unlikely that she's had six years of depressed lovers, but if it's a type she's attracted to, not impossible.


She's a pro football scout that meets all the men in her life at home games for New York Jets, Detroit Lions, and Miami Dolphins
 
2020-09-22 9:17:17 AM  
5 votes:
Hard dick will swing your way

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2020-09-22 8:28:04 AM  
5 votes:
The problem I keep experiencing in the dating world is the same: men with all kinds of erection issues.

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2020-09-22 7:32:23 AM  
5 votes:
Pay a bloke to soundproof your dwelling.
Purchase a sybian.
Shut up and sit down.
 
2020-09-21 11:58:26 PM  
5 votes:

sithon: Try lesbians. They know what they are doing.


...or a swinger couple, two bulls and sybian.
That'll getcha goin' alright.
 
2020-09-21 10:54:42 PM  
4 votes:
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2020-09-22 6:36:00 AM  
3 votes:
Butt stuff.
 
2020-09-22 6:08:15 AM  
3 votes:
Dear Lady,

You should try just taking your clothes off and seeing what happens.
 
2020-09-22 12:00:06 AM  
3 votes:
"for the past few years, I haven't even been able to manage halfway decent sex, much less great sex or a relationship. The problem I keep experiencing in the dating world is the same: men with all kinds of erection issues. "

Well let's see. What do these bad sexual performances have in common?
1. These men do not perform well sexually.
2. Her.

Tough to tell which it is.

"None of them sound like they've made any effort to get help."

Now it's easier to tell.
 
2020-09-22 2:08:53 PM  
2 votes:

deadromanoff: Where was she when I was thirty....lol
However, I've come across a few lookers in my time that had serious issues with um..... Cleaning certain things.....


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2020-09-22 1:29:53 PM  
2 votes:

deadromanoff: Where was she when I was thirty....lol
However, I've come across a few lookers in my time that had serious issues with um..... Cleaning certain things.....


Smells like a peach. Like a peach tree. Like a peach tree dish.
 
2020-09-22 10:05:03 AM  
2 votes:
"I'm a 36-year-old single straight woman, and I really didn't think this was going to be an issue until later in life. I like sex and am easily turned on, but I haven't had good sex in over six years. Is there something wrong with the men or me?"

Maybe try keeping it under 5 guys at the same time.
 
2020-09-22 8:28:00 AM  
2 votes:
Your dudes have been getting their sex tips from watching pron. They'd be just a well off getting sex advice by watching a P90 workout video.
 
2020-09-22 7:33:24 AM  
2 votes:

Smackledorfer: She's 36 and they all have ED. You get ED in that age range by being morbidly obese.

Is she morbidly obese or a chubby chaser?

/Dnrtfa


I see young college age men complaining not infrequently online about erectile issues and it's mostly that after spending every moment alone since age 12 watching the most extreme porn they can find with a death grip on their stick it's hard to get it up for a real girl who isn't into the shiat the internet told them every girl is into.

I'm damned glad porn was hard enough to acquire when I was a teenager that I gave up and just dated girls instead.
 
2020-09-22 6:49:06 AM  
2 votes:
I wonder if she prefaces every encounter with a rendition of how terrible her recent lovers have been.

Performance anxiety does not enhance the sexual experience.
 
2020-09-22 10:38:06 AM  
1 vote:

DannyBrandt: I don't know who it was six years ago that laid it down so hard everything since has seemed milquetoast, but if you could text me his number I would appreciate it.


Should I not have done that?

Such a blessing and a curse, how unicorns like me raise the bar to impossible levels for future partners..
 
2020-09-22 10:22:17 AM  
1 vote:

foo monkey: too easy.


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2020-09-22 9:24:05 AM  
1 vote:

Jake Havechek: Whoops.   Good thing I didn't put the double dong post in the other thread.


Forget it, Jake. It's 2020-town.
 
2020-09-22 9:16:35 AM  
1 vote:
God, just buy a Sybian and swear off Cis men forever. Especially Cis men who think the clitoris is your pee hole.
 
2020-09-22 8:58:18 AM  
1 vote:
One of those dildos that suction cups to the wall?
 
2020-09-22 8:29:30 AM  
1 vote:

Koodz: Smackledorfer: She's 36 and they all have ED. You get ED in that age range by being morbidly obese.

Is she morbidly obese or a chubby chaser?

/Dnrtfa

I see young college age men complaining not infrequently online about erectile issues and it's mostly that after spending every moment alone since age 12 watching the most extreme porn they can find with a death grip on their stick it's hard to get it up for a real girl who isn't into the shiat the internet told them every girl is into.

I'm damned glad porn was hard enough to acquire when I was a teenager that I gave up and just dated girls instead.


This is why ultra-realistic, durable, adjustable with interchangable parts, AI-driven sexbots will be a thing and create the next Microsoft. Oh, and doom the human race to eventually dying out from not having actual sex, and procreating.
 
2020-09-22 8:12:36 AM  
1 vote:
It's like there aren't 7 apps for this.
 
2020-09-22 7:51:31 AM  
1 vote:
How is she going to make rulings if she's vacuuming or making the damn turkey pot pie?
 
2020-09-22 7:47:52 AM  
1 vote:
Get one of those double dong dildos.
 
2020-09-22 7:08:20 AM  
1 vote:
Have you tried being oversensitive about your appearance, over critical about their appearance, a steady stream of directions about what they should be doing for you, and belittling them when you don't climax?
You have?
I don't know what your problem could be.
 
2020-09-22 4:54:14 AM  
1 vote:
Does your cooch smell like landfill?
 
2020-09-21 11:28:48 PM  
1 vote:
Try lesbians. They know what they are doing.
 
2020-09-21 10:53:40 PM  
1 vote:
too easy.
 
2020-09-21 10:51:40 PM  
1 vote:
Yes.
 
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