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(Slate)   "I'm a 36-year-old single straight woman, and I really didn't think this was going to be an issue until later in life. I like sex and am easily turned on, but I haven't had good sex in over six years. Is there something wrong with the men or me?"   (slate.com) divider line
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2020-09-22 10:12:01 AM  

SBinRR: This motivated mom found a way to scratch that itch.  Look into what her solution was/is:

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I've seen that look before.  That is the look of a true enthusiast.  Too bad about her taste in husbands/religions/etc.
 
2020-09-22 10:22:17 AM  

foo monkey: too easy.


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2020-09-22 10:23:49 AM  

thorpe: "for the past few years, I haven't even been able to manage halfway decent sex, much less great sex or a relationship. The problem I keep experiencing in the dating world is the same: men with all kinds of erection issues. "

Well let's see. What do these bad sexual performances have in common?
1. These men do not perform well sexually.
2. Her.

Tough to tell which it is.

"None of them sound like they've made any effort to get help."

Now it's easier to tell.


One thing that's weird having access to medical records is the astonishing number of supposedly healthy young men on boner pills for their limp dicks and retrograde emissions
 
2020-09-22 10:34:32 AM  
Ask the guy to finger your asshole during doggy style.
 
2020-09-22 10:38:06 AM  

DannyBrandt: I don't know who it was six years ago that laid it down so hard everything since has seemed milquetoast, but if you could text me his number I would appreciate it.


Should I not have done that?

Such a blessing and a curse, how unicorns like me raise the bar to impossible levels for future partners..
 
2020-09-22 10:40:23 AM  

UncleDirtNap: "I'm a 36-year-old single straight woman, and I really didn't think this was going to be an issue until later in life. I like sex and am easily turned on, but I haven't had good sex in over six years. Is there something wrong with the men or me?"

Maybe try keeping it under 5 guys at the same time.


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2020-09-22 10:53:35 AM  
I wonder if she's the type that goes from zero to clothes off and "Do me right now. NOW!" in 10 seconds.

I know women are the ones that are supposed to be wanting more foreplay, but for many men too there's something to be said about spending some time being erotically playful before getting to the final act.it's a longer, more memorable experience for everyone, and if it's your first time with each other an important way to reveal the future intimacy potential in the relationship.

If all a guy or gal is built for is zero to "do me now" right away, that's actually quite boring in the long term.
 
2020-09-22 11:01:16 AM  

deadsanta: Unlikely that she's had six years of depressed lovers, but if it's a type she's attracted to, not impossible.


She's a pro football scout that meets all the men in her life at home games for New York Jets, Detroit Lions, and Miami Dolphins
 
2020-09-22 11:28:52 AM  
Paul: Here is the 'letter' you asked me to write for filler in our letters column. I know it sounds like total BS but Penthouse forum ran crap like this for years and people still read them every issue.
 
2020-09-22 11:52:28 AM  

ChibiDebuHage: I wonder if she's the type that goes from zero to clothes off and "Do me right now. NOW!" in 10 seconds.

I know women are the ones that are supposed to be wanting more foreplay, but for many men too there's something to be said about spending some time being erotically playful before getting to the final act.it's a longer, more memorable experience for everyone, and if it's your first time with each other an important way to reveal the future intimacy potential in the relationship.

If all a guy or gal is built for is zero to "do me now" right away, that's actually quite boring in the long term.


I had a GF who liked fairly prolonged foreplay, but then when the magic second hit it was go time. That point varied wildly.

That was a pita and we never synced up. Without condoms it would've been fine I think.
 
2020-09-22 12:10:36 PM  
Where was she when I was thirty....lol
However, I've come across a few lookers in my time that had serious issues with um..... Cleaning certain things.....
 
2020-09-22 12:36:00 PM  

Jake Havechek: Get one of those double dong dildos.


Is it dildos or dildoes?  I've been wondering.
 
2020-09-22 12:43:46 PM  
Mid-thirties? None of them want to be your sperm donor so the loud ticking of your biological clock is a boner killer.
 
2020-09-22 1:29:53 PM  

deadromanoff: Where was she when I was thirty....lol
However, I've come across a few lookers in my time that had serious issues with um..... Cleaning certain things.....


Smells like a peach. Like a peach tree. Like a peach tree dish.
 
2020-09-22 1:44:17 PM  
i'm married so i have not had sex in 5 years. I dont care.
 
2020-09-22 2:08:53 PM  

deadromanoff: Where was she when I was thirty....lol
However, I've come across a few lookers in my time that had serious issues with um..... Cleaning certain things.....


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2020-09-22 11:45:19 PM  
If you've had 6 years of bad sex, then it's on you, not on men.
 
2020-09-23 2:40:06 AM  
Do us Farkers actually have less ED problems than the general population? That would be shocking.
 
2020-09-23 1:20:16 PM  
She sounds FAT.

I doubt I could keep it up for her either
 
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