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(CTV News)   Illegal bull spunk nets a $25,000 fine, new Nickleback cover band name   (kitchener.ctvnews.ca) divider line
    More: Creepy, Ontario, Canadian Food Inspection Agency, Kitchener, Ontario, Canada, Guelph, Fergus woman, Fergus, Ontario, rest of the seized semen  
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2020-09-21 9:01:02 PM  
Come again?
 
2020-09-21 10:17:18 PM  
Illegal bull spunk nets are nets made out of illegal bull spunk. Debate me.
 
2020-09-21 10:25:07 PM  
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2020-09-22 12:10:06 AM  
What was the semen for? I'm hoping it was for some sort of use in knocking up farm animals, but you never know
 
2020-09-22 12:19:40 AM  
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2020-09-22 12:23:13 AM  
For a Nickelback cover band, I think Rancid Bull Spunk would be more appropriate.
 
2020-09-22 12:23:30 AM  
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2020-09-22 12:35:29 AM  
Trump 2020: No More Bullspunk!
 
2020-09-22 12:42:04 AM  
I had a boos who was a gentleman rancher (in it for tax reasons mostly) and he did artificial inseminations. His very detailed explanations have left me scarred to this day.
 
2020-09-22 12:48:25 AM  
I do not need to know these things.
 
2020-09-22 12:48:33 AM  
The Pope of Greenwich Village comes to mind
 
2020-09-22 1:21:57 AM  
The Canadian Food Inspection Agency?

WTF, Canada?
 
2020-09-22 1:38:15 AM  

Barfmaker: Illegal bull spunk nets are nets made out of illegal bull spunk. Debate me.


How much spunk would an illegal bull net if an illegal bull could net spunk?
 
2020-09-22 1:39:20 AM  

Iniamyen: The Canadian Food Inspection Agency?

WTF, Canada?


You thought that was gravy on your poutine, eh?
 
2020-09-22 1:40:15 AM  

Iniamyen: The Canadian Food Inspection Agency?

WTF, Canada?


well you see it's like this. We have our own set of regulations and laws that govern food products and the people at this agency make sure those rules are followed.
 
2020-09-22 1:44:37 AM  
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2020-09-22 1:51:59 AM  
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So that's what Gene Simmon's wife's been up too of late..........
 
2020-09-22 2:15:54 AM  

saturn badger: I had a boos who was a gentleman rancher (in it for tax reasons mostly) and he did artificial inseminations. His very detailed explanations have left me scarred to this day.


I was saying boourns.
 
2020-09-22 2:24:29 AM  

Representative of the unwashed masses: Iniamyen: The Canadian Food Inspection Agency?

WTF, Canada?

well you see it's like this. We have our own set of regulations and laws that govern food products and the people at this agency make sure those rules are followed.


So you're saying you DO eat bull spunk?
 
2020-09-22 2:36:37 AM  
Any idea why bull semen needs to be regulated?

The obvious hypothesis is trade protectionism. As a practical matter, if you don't restrict it you'd end up with a bunch of cows with uncertain parentage, but that's the default situation unless you carefully track how they mate, so it can't be all that bad.
 
2020-09-22 2:43:40 AM  

bsmz: Any idea why bull semen needs to be regulated?

The obvious hypothesis is trade protectionism. As a practical matter, if you don't restrict it you'd end up with a bunch of cows with uncertain parentage, but that's the default situation unless you carefully track how they mate, so it can't be all that bad.


It's the latter.

Cows are kept in pasture away from bulls. Bulls are mean, dangerous killers, as well as expensive breeding machines, so ranches only have one or two. Calves are castrated young because it's steers that are slaughtered for beef; so cows don't typically breed freely.

And, cows only come into season about 12 hours a year, so it's more effective to use artificial insemination than to keep an expensive, lethal monster on hand to impregnate your cows.
 
2020-09-22 2:58:03 AM  

saturn badger: I had a boos who was a gentleman rancher (in it for tax reasons mostly) and he did artificial inseminations. His very detailed explanations have left me scarred to this day.


My SIL is a professional ranch hand. She probably has a real title but that's what I call her. Anything related to horses or cows is highly specialized these days. Animal husbandry, as old as it is, is big business to get animals with the traits you want.

Her insemination stories are tame compared to her field animal first aid stories involving bailing wire for stitches.

Anyways, top shelf sperm is expensive.
 
2020-09-22 4:10:31 AM  
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2020-09-22 6:12:50 AM  

Gyrfalcon: bsmz: Any idea why bull semen needs to be regulated?

The obvious hypothesis is trade protectionism. As a practical matter, if you don't restrict it you'd end up with a bunch of cows with uncertain parentage, but that's the default situation unless you carefully track how they mate, so it can't be all that bad.

It's the latter.

Cows are kept in pasture away from bulls. Bulls are mean, dangerous killers, as well as expensive breeding machines, so ranches only have one or two. Calves are castrated young because it's steers that are slaughtered for beef; so cows don't typically breed freely.

And, cows only come into season about 12 hours a year, so it's more effective to use artificial insemination than to keep an expensive, lethal monster on hand to impregnate your cows.


But, bulls are freaking cool. They are similar to other bad ass creatures that basically walk around daring people or other animals to fark with them.
 
2020-09-22 9:33:33 AM  

Iniamyen: The Canadian Food Inspection Agency?

WTF, Canada?


It's the northern version of UFIA.
 
2020-09-22 4:00:54 PM  
Hope is wasn't Kobe beef spew.

That was _all_ illegally exported from Japan. Doubt the paperwork on this side of the pond was perfect.

But so delicious...get that 'grass fed' crap out of here.
 
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