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(CNN)   In heaven there is no beer .... That's why I'll drink it in national parks and get paid $50,000 too   (cnn.com) divider line
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2020-09-21 10:20:56 PM  
If you're drinking Michelob Ultra, you're still not drinking beer.
 
2020-09-21 10:30:59 PM  
Michelob Ultra?

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No...  shiat no.  Dude, I believe you'd get your ass kicked drinking that.
 
2020-09-22 1:53:44 AM  
you'll be replacing this guy.

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2020-09-22 1:54:13 AM  
Gross, no thanks.
 
2020-09-22 1:57:14 AM  
Regular Michelob I would consider it.
 
2020-09-22 1:59:05 AM  
Also I would demand the Michelob Bikini Team go with me.
 
2020-09-22 2:01:18 AM  
"The brand says the selected "CEO" will be able to bring a "right-hand person," or animal, along for the journey."

Can I bring my team of Clydesdale horses? Or just one?
 
2020-09-22 2:01:18 AM  
"No cold beer in heaven" Matt Woods
Youtube hDhYC4r1ofg
/oblig
//bonus song included
 
2020-09-22 2:14:36 AM  
My ex will not touch that shait.......They prefer "Steel Reserve"..........And its another reason why they are an ex!!!!
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2020-09-22 2:35:37 AM  
Why would there be no beer in heaven?

What God are you worshipping, subby?
 
2020-09-22 2:39:12 AM  

SpottedOwl: "The brand says the selected "CEO" will be able to bring a "right-hand person," or animal, along for the journey."

Can I bring my team of Clydesdale horses? Or just one?


Come on, we're not a charity. We can't cover rehab for a team of eight.

/Also, WTF is their problem with southpaws?
 
2020-09-22 3:00:44 AM  
I wonder if there's national parks on the sun
 
2020-09-22 3:08:26 AM  

Cajnik: Why would there be no beer in heaven?

What God are you worshipping, subby?


The god of wine and tits.
 
2020-09-22 4:13:09 AM  
The National Park Service would like a word.

IME, they're pretty particular about any commercial activity in their parks.

/hey-hey, Boo-boo, what the rznger doesn't know..
//gosh, Yogi. Ranger Smith won't like you stealing pic-a-nic baskets again
 
2020-09-22 4:38:12 AM  
I see no mention of beer in this article.
 
2020-09-22 5:15:38 AM  
I hope they serve beer in hell
 
2020-09-22 6:17:04 AM  

Cajnik: Why would there be no beer in heaven?

What God are you worshipping, subby?


Heard the song many, many times while in Germany
IN HEAVEN THERE IS NO BEER
Youtube PnRe70XlWDw
 
2020-09-22 7:05:17 AM  
Michelob Ultra has been through the horse one too many times.
 
2020-09-22 8:28:54 AM  
Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. Lee Ving..... 
Cold Beer
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2020-09-22 8:44:34 AM  

Thrakkorzog: Also I would demand the Michelob Bikini Team go with me.


Um, they're from St. Louis. You may want to rethink that.
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2020-09-22 9:26:23 AM  

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: Thrakkorzog: Also I would demand the Michelob Bikini Team go with me.

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gaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!  My eyes!!  You bastard!
 
2020-09-22 10:20:37 AM  
There's a lake of stew and of whiskey too
You can paddle all around em in a big canoe
In the Big Rock Candy Mountain National Park
 
2020-09-22 6:38:27 PM  
I wonder just how much of homeowners land is butted up against national park in St. John USVI and how the roads are considered. Technically, at one point or another, I must have drank in the park there at least on the roads and sitting in a boat in a park bay.
 
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