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2020-09-21 3:09:02 PM  
This a$$hole isn't dead yet?
 
2020-09-21 3:14:21 PM  
I swear to god they openly want another civil war.
 
2020-09-21 3:16:30 PM  
What an absolute coont.

Why does he care?  He'll be dead soon, hopefully, and won't be around to see the decades of harm done to Americans if this happens.

He won't be there to watch gays see their marriages dissolved, to see women resorting to deadly back-alley abortions, to see sick people die agonizingly because they have pre-existing conditions and can't get insurance, to see non-white people have their voting rights reduced or stripped altogether, to see the rights of LGBTQ+ people taken away etc.

Where's the fun in it for him if he isn't around to revel in the misery of others?
 
2020-09-21 3:17:47 PM  

OdradekRex: This a$$hole isn't dead yet?


Every Monday morning at 11:07 I turn on my radio with my fingers crossed.  And every Monday morning at 11:07:10 I snap it off again after muttering several choice bad words.

I'm starting to lose my faith in cancer.
 
2020-09-21 3:19:56 PM  

Jack Sabbath: Why does he care?


I had somewhat expected some Lee Atwater type reflection on his life and a last ditch attempt at making things right before he died.

Nope.

If anything, he's gotten much, much worse.  I think the hate and venom that would normally consume most human souls in a fiery whiff of brimstone is actually keeping him alive.
 
2020-09-21 3:25:23 PM  

gilgigamesh: Jack Sabbath: Why does he care?

I had somewhat expected some Lee Atwater type reflection on his life and a last ditch attempt at making things right before he died.

Nope.

If anything, he's gotten much, much worse.  I think the hate and venom that would normally consume most human souls in a fiery whiff of brimstone is actually keeping him alive.


Rush thinks Atwater was a pussy. He says: "Hold ma beer and Oxy and watch this!"

This is what happens when you achieve nearly a billion dollars in wealth on the hatred of others and want to watch your manufactured enemies die before you do.

He's a sick and twisted f*ck.
 
2020-09-21 3:35:52 PM  
No
 
2020-09-21 3:36:15 PM  
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2020-09-21 3:36:31 PM  

gilgigamesh: OdradekRex: This a$$hole isn't dead yet?

Every Monday morning at 11:07 I turn on my radio with my fingers crossed.  And every Monday morning at 11:07:10 I snap it off again after muttering several choice bad words.

I'm starting to lose my faith in cancer.


I still feel bad for the cancer. It deserves its bad rep, but even cancer didn't deserve to get a case of Limbaugh
 
2020-09-21 3:37:11 PM  

OdradekRex: This a$$hole isn't dead yet?


OxyContin has failed me once more.
 
2020-09-21 3:37:13 PM  
Isn't that piece of shiat dead yet? Shouldn't he be enjoying his last few days in Haiti, at least, having sex with kids with a stolen Viagra prescription?
 
2020-09-21 3:38:25 PM  
Long slow stupid coup.
 
2020-09-21 3:38:27 PM  
I didn't realize that Rush was trying to drive Democratic voter turnout.
 
2020-09-21 3:39:14 PM  
Naturally. Can't let those TV cameras show the American People what kind of shiatstain is about the get a lifetime appointment to wipe their ass with the constitution.
 
2020-09-21 3:39:21 PM  

NewportBarGuy: I swear to god they openly want another civil war.


Well the pandemic has shut down the rest of the world and won't let America in so you have to hae your own war.
/it's okay because the military industry still makes their money. They don't care who is throwing and catching bullets
 
2020-09-21 3:39:23 PM  
Under my administration, I will award every american the medal of freedom. Then award past winners who deserve it the super ultimate american award.
 
2020-09-21 3:39:24 PM  
No one asked you, you fat ignorant f**k.
 
2020-09-21 3:39:26 PM  

Jack Sabbath: What an absolute coont.

Why does he care?  He'll be dead soon, hopefully, and won't be around to see the decades of harm done to Americans if this happens.

He won't be there to watch gays see their marriages dissolved, to see women resorting to deadly back-alley abortions, to see sick people die agonizingly because they have pre-existing conditions and can't get insurance, to see non-white people have their voting rights reduced or stripped altogether, to see the rights of LGBTQ+ people taken away etc.

Where's the fun in it for him if he isn't around to revel in the misery of others?


Rush is a true believer.

It was never an act.
 
2020-09-21 3:40:36 PM  
LOL, fark you Rush!  I hope cancer gives you the most painful of deaths.
 
2020-09-21 3:41:31 PM  
Will this shiatbag die already?  I can't wait until these old farks die off
 
2020-09-21 3:42:07 PM  
I am saving up the hugest dump I can place in rush's coffin when he dies.
It will be big.
If not, I'll go back for seconds, thirds, etc until the thing is filled up with enough shiat to match him right now.
 
2020-09-21 3:42:27 PM  
I see the so-called tolerant left is back to wishing painful death upon a poor sick elderly man. Shameful. No hate like liberal hate.
 
2020-09-21 3:42:40 PM  
To Quote NCIS:  "We need to get this monster to admit he's a monster"

Best case:  He dies slowly, and painfully.
Acceptable:  He shuts up until he dies.
 
2020-09-21 3:43:44 PM  
Someone should remind Rush we don't pick Supreme Court Judges like he picks a pill pusher doctor or under age rent boy.
 
2020-09-21 3:44:14 PM  
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Shuffle off this mortal coil already, you dumb f*ck.
 
2020-09-21 3:44:57 PM  
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2020-09-21 3:45:07 PM  
They're terrified. The polls keep coming back with grim news for Republicans, not just Trump, and they're rushing (ha, ha) to do as much damage as possible before they become a minority.
 
2020-09-21 3:45:58 PM  

OdradekRex: This a$$hole isn't dead yet?


Apparently the cancer got sick of his shiat and killed itself.
 
2020-09-21 3:46:59 PM  

Subtonic: I see the so-called tolerant left is back to wishing painful death upon a poor sick elderly man. Shameful. No hate like liberal hate.


The republicans don't believe in any decency it is time for democrats to play their game. There is no high road anymore. people like Rush is why America is garbage
 
2020-09-21 3:49:13 PM  
it pains me to watch his lung cancer suffer like this
 
2020-09-21 3:52:50 PM  
I honestly did not realize that SC Justice didn't routinely go before the Senate Judiciary Committee until 1955.
https://www.senate.gov/about/powers-p​r​ocedures/nominations/first-supreme-cou​rt-nominee-appears-judiciary-committee​.htm
 
2020-09-21 3:53:31 PM  
I mean fark jumping on a grenade to earn that medal right?
 
2020-09-21 3:55:00 PM  

NewportBarGuy: I swear to god they openly want another civil war.


The corporatists are fine with it. They need the distraction. They have the redhats to do their dirty work  by convincing them it is the minorities, liberals, democrats in general that are the reason they are poor, have a failing healthcare system, can't make rent, can't generate wealth, can't find amorous livestock, can't have a family tree that doesn't look like a maypole, etc.

The true rich are not at risk at all when it comes to violence. They'll get out of the country using their hidden wealth. It is just another distraction to prevent progressive changes in society. A domestic insurrection whittles down the numbers of both the progressives and the redhats that they openly despise, but the fanatics think the plutocrats are on "their" side.
 
2020-09-21 3:56:25 PM  

NewportBarGuy: I swear to god they openly want another civil war.


They do. They're tired of being asked to work hard and support the city folk who can't even change their own oil, let alone bale hay three nights in a row.

They don't know what a hard days work is.

And now they're expected to recognize same sex couples as legit and call a man a woman if that's what it asks for.

Hell, clean country living doesn't pollute like a city does. And they're talking about carbon taxes like taxes don't cost nothing.
 
2020-09-21 3:58:49 PM  

Surrender your boo-tah: They do. They're tired of being asked to work hard and support the city folk who can't even change their own oil, let alone bale hay three nights in a row.

They don't know what a hard days work is.

And now they're expected to recognize same sex couples as legit and call a man a woman if that's what it asks for.

Hell, clean country living doesn't pollute like a city does. And they're talking about carbon taxes like taxes don't cost nothing


Welp. This is some lameass shiat.
 
2020-09-21 4:01:13 PM  
Just a reminder, when he talks about the nominee getting "Borked," he means "someone who is spectacularly and astoundingly, almost uniquely, unfit for a job not getting that job."
 
2020-09-21 4:03:38 PM  
It's the Worship Word Medal now.
 
2020-09-21 4:04:24 PM  
We need each party to have it's say and if the Democrats want to make asses of themselves, give them cameras, please.

The Kavanaugh hearings were just character assassination, and people who wanted to believe that a a woman testifying about an event of unknown date, location, with no witnesses that supposedly happened 36 years before was true and grounds for rejecting him were going to believe any accusation that could not be immediately disproven.  Any accusation, unless it's one of Mr. Handsy Biden's aides, who had a time, place, and contemporary persons she discussed it with.  As expected, none of this is aging well, an in a few more years it will smell even worse.

I'm sure they have something amazing lined up for Amy Coney Barrett, give them all the rope they need to hang themselves.
 
2020-09-21 4:04:35 PM  
Advocating straight-up fascism (when his party is in power). Why am I not surprised by this guy?
 
2020-09-21 4:04:54 PM  

thehobbes: NewportBarGuy: I swear to god they openly want another civil war.

The corporatists are fine with it. They need the distraction. They have the redhats to do their dirty work  by convincing them it is the minorities, liberals, democrats in general that are the reason they are poor, have a failing healthcare system, can't make rent, can't generate wealth, can't find amorous livestock, can't have a family tree that doesn't look like a maypole, etc.

The true rich are not at risk at all when it comes to violence. They'll get out of the country using their hidden wealth. It is just another distraction to prevent progressive changes in society. A domestic insurrection whittles down the numbers of both the progressives and the redhats that they openly despise, but the fanatics think the plutocrats are on "their" side.


Did you watch this video too?

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2020-09-21 4:07:10 PM  

Animatronik: The Kavanaugh hearings were just character assassination, and people who wanted to believe that a a woman testifying about an event of unknown date, location, with no witnesses that supposedly happened 36 years before was true and grounds for rejecting him were going to believe any accusation that could not be immediately disproven.  Any accusation, unless it's one of Mr. Handsy Biden's aides, who had a time, place, and contemporary persons she discussed it with.  As expected, none of this is aging well, an in a few more years it will smell even worse.


Brett will forever be known as 'rapey boy'. And there's nothing you can do about it.
 
2020-09-21 4:09:24 PM  
Quit dawdling cancer.
 
2020-09-21 4:11:13 PM  

gilgigamesh: Jack Sabbath: Why does he care?

I had somewhat expected some Lee Atwater type reflection on his life and a last ditch attempt at making things right before he died.

Nope.

If anything, he's gotten much, much worse.  I think the hate and venom that would normally consume most human souls in a fiery whiff of brimstone is actually keeping him alive.


I believe he thinks he's going to beat the cancer. It's a bit hard to explain otherwise for someone worth $500 million. In reality if you look at survival rates it's around 50% at 8 months for people with stage 4 lung cancer so he's on borrowed time.

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2020-09-21 4:13:03 PM  

Alley Rat: Advocating straight-up fascism (when his party is in power). Why am I not surprised by this guy?


There have been Far more justices confirmed without Judicial Committee hearings than have sat through the hearings. Why is it suddenly fascism?

https://www.supremecourt.gov/about/me​m​bers_text.aspx
 
2020-09-21 4:13:09 PM  

Animatronik: e need each party to have it's say and if the Democrats want to make asses of themselves, give them cameras, please.


Those hearing were worth it for five reasons:

(1) Watching Brett (LOL) blubber and cry because his life would be "ruined" if he didn't get to be SCOTUS.
(2) "I LIKE BEER!!!!!!"
(3) Listening to him reminisce about his friends Squee, PJ, Donkey Dong Doug, Meat, Honeynuts, and Shiatstain.
(4) Watching grown men pretend that "boofing" is farting and the "devil's triangle" is a drinking game.
(5) Watching old white men hide behind a girl, having her ask the questions for them.

I don't even care that Shortfuse McFratboy got a job he's woefully unqualified for at the end of it--that was just pure entertainment.
 
2020-09-21 4:14:52 PM  

NewportBarGuy: Rush thinks Atwater was a pussy. He says: "Hold ma beer and Oxy and watch this!"


Of many things I am not certain about, I can guarantee you that I am certain that Rusty (Rush the Third) has never, ever let someone else hold his Oxy.
 
2020-09-21 4:16:26 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Animatronik: e need each party to have it's say and if the Democrats want to make asses of themselves, give them cameras, please.

Those hearing were worth it for five reasons:

(1) Watching Brett (LOL) blubber and cry because his life would be "ruined" if he didn't get to be SCOTUS.
(2) "I LIKE BEER!!!!!!"
(3) Listening to him reminisce about his friends Squee, PJ, Donkey Dong Doug, Meat, Honeynuts, and Shiatstain.
(4) Watching grown men pretend that "boofing" is farting and the "devil's triangle" is a drinking game.
(5) Watching old white men hide behind a girl, having her ask the questions for them.

I don't even care that Shortfuse McFratboy got a job he's woefully unqualified for at the end of it--that was just pure entertainment.


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2020-09-21 4:17:47 PM  

thehobbes: NewportBarGuy: I swear to god they openly want another civil war.

The corporatists are fine with it.


Mmmmm...

The .01% maybe.

The corporatists think they're fine with it but most of the rest of the the business owners either aren't fine with it or don't understand the coming disruption to their businesses. Hobby Lobby & others are looking to reshape the law to force LGBTQ out of jobs. They're not going to be content with religious liberty clauses. This means every HR department in every company across the nation will have to be remade as they fire gay people, force health plans that exclude same sex partners, & deal with the massive employee turnover that happens. Ad campaigns that hurt conservative fee fees will be banned, & with that conservative minders will need to be brought on to prevent MAGAs from losing their minds before any business plan gets too far.

Some businesses might figure "Oh I'm losing money because pandemic... force majeure, act of God, nothing I can do" but "Every business act now has to be run past political minders" is probably gonna make everyone running small businesses to mid-level enterprise corporations really angry.
 
2020-09-21 4:24:38 PM  

thehobbes: Surrender your boo-tah: They do. They're tired of being asked to work hard and support the city folk who can't even change their own oil, let alone bale hay three nights in a row.

They don't know what a hard days work is.

And now they're expected to recognize same sex couples as legit and call a man a woman if that's what it asks for.

Hell, clean country living doesn't pollute like a city does. And they're talking about carbon taxes like taxes don't cost nothing

Welp. This is some lameass shiat.


Yeah, it's weak bait, and yet I'll bite. I live in an exurb surrounded by corn and soy...

I learned how to change my oil 35 years ago in the Army, but I'd rather spend the money than time, and disposing it here is a PITA. The barely-passed-high school good ole boys at the local auto shop have farked my drain plug and cross threaded a filter, causing leaks both times, so yeah, they're oil changing experts.

Not sure wtf is hard about sitting on a tractor paying someone else minimum wage to sit on a tractor  three nights in a row.

I've never seen anyone, even the urban poor, game unemployment or disability like rednecks do. Or duck taxes via a cash economy. Not to mention the cash grain farmers down the road with 7 figures of AG benefits who drive Porsches.

Well, you know rural types think allowing gay marriage is a slippery slope to allowing bestial marriage. And they're deathly afraid the sheep will start demanding an engagement ring before giving it up.

Yep, those diesel tractors, combines, and RAM 3500 pickups (driven, often as not, by a 25 year old single woman who never hauls/tows anything) are greener than green. Don't even get me started on issues with fertilizer and herbicide/insecticide runoff, manure pits, and soil depletion.

The people of the land, the common clay, yada, yada, yada.
 
2020-09-21 4:28:28 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Animatronik: e need each party to have it's say and if the Democrats want to make asses of themselves, give them cameras, please.

Those hearing were worth it for five reasons:

(1) Watching Brett (LOL) blubber and cry because his life would be "ruined" if he didn't get to be SCOTUS.
(2) "I LIKE BEER!!!!!!"
(3) Listening to him reminisce about his friends Squee, PJ, Donkey Dong Doug, Meat, Honeynuts, and Shiatstain.
(4) Watching grown men pretend that "boofing" is farting and the "devil's triangle" is a drinking game.
(5) Watching old white men hide behind a girl, having her ask the questions for them.

I don't even care that Shortfuse McFratboy got a job he's woefully unqualified for at the end of it--that was just pure entertainment.


Well, it was entertaining until Rapey McFratboy got appointed to the SC.
 
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