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(The New Yorker)   Kavanagh: Expanding the Supreme Court means we'll need more kegs   (newyorker.com) divider line
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2020-09-21 2:22:34 PM  
It's going to take quite a few to make up for the Notorious RBG, that girl like to party.  I saw her drink a shot for every point of a dissenting opinion, good lord the slams on Thomas just got meaner and and more cogent.  If it wasn't for the law clerks cleaning up some of her more filthy language, I swear the poor guy would still be crying.
 
2020-09-21 3:00:32 PM  

EvilEgg: It's going to take quite a few to make up for the Notorious RBG, that girl like to party.  I saw her drink a shot for every point of a dissenting opinion, good lord the slams on Thomas just got meaner and and more cogent.  If it wasn't for the law clerks cleaning up some of her more filthy language, I swear the poor guy would still be crying.


RBG ain't nuttin to fark wit.

/she didn't choose the judge life, the judge life chose her
 
2020-09-21 3:09:12 PM  
Well, at least the next person can do something about the shiatty f*cking frozen pizza he introduced to the dining hall.
 
2020-09-21 8:17:09 PM  
Impeaching Kavanagh and removing him would be so much better. But not gonna happen. :(
 
2020-09-21 8:20:20 PM  
Step 1: Increase the size of the supreme court.
Step 2: Wait till the Biden admin appoints some judges
Step 3: Introduce SCOTUS term limits, set term limit to 1 year
Step 4: Throw everybody out who was there before step 2
Step 5: Decide term limits arent necessary afterall, remove them.

Congress has the power to do this, and if they were as dirty and dishonorable as the senate, they'd do it in a heartbeat.
 
2020-09-21 8:23:04 PM  
Are we certain this is satire?
 
2020-09-21 8:28:30 PM  

dionysusaur: Are we certain this is satire?


I'm not certain.

What sort of drunk is beer-bro? If he is one of the "I love you, man!" types, bring the kegs. Perhaps we get some compassionate decisions out of him.
 
2020-09-21 8:38:33 PM  

chewd: Step 1: Increase the size of the supreme court.
Step 2: Wait till the Biden admin appoints some judges
Step 3: Introduce SCOTUS term limits, set term limit to 1 year
Step 4: Throw everybody out who was there before step 2
Step 5: Decide term limits arent necessary afterall, remove them.

Congress has the power to do this, and if they were as dirty and dishonorable as the senate, they'd do it in a heartbeat.


1) Admit DC as a state
2) Admit Puerto Rico as a state
3) Appoint 2-4 SCOTUS justices (two for the 2016 theft, two for 2020 if they go through with it)
4) Congressional investigation to examine the circumstances surrounding Kennedy's abrupt retirement and sudden nomination of his old clerk
5A) Congressional to investigate how it is that Kavanaugh suddenly paid off his colossal debts when his nomination came along
5B) If by malfeasance, impeachment and removal of Kavanaugh
6) Single, 8 year term limits for all SCOTUS justices, with appointments scheduled by law only to happen in midterm years
 
2020-09-21 8:53:48 PM  
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2020-09-21 8:54:35 PM  
Farkers are still mad they haven't been invited to one of Kav's keggers.
 
2020-09-21 8:56:03 PM  

FarkingChas: Impeaching Kavanagh and removing him would be so much better. But not gonna happen. :(


No, we kinda actually need to expand the courts.
 
2020-09-21 9:22:37 PM  
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2020-09-21 10:13:02 PM  
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2020-09-22 1:52:09 AM  
Subby, u forgot something.
 
2020-09-22 3:28:02 AM  

a_room_with_a_moose: dionysusaur: Are we certain this is satire?

I'm not certain.

What sort of drunk is beer-bro? If he is one of the "I love you, man!" types, bring the kegs. Perhaps we get some compassionate decisions out of him.


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2020-09-22 10:30:31 AM  
Everyone knows that the junior Supreme has to return the keggers and pay off the hookers.

Also, they get to organize the Supreme Court baseball games.
 
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