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(Marketwatch)   If we go by the Golden Rule of inversing Jim Cramer, the stock market is heading to -5,000 points by Friday   ( divider line
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2020-09-21 12:31:43 PM  
The selloff is the beginning of the end.
2020-09-21 12:33:07 PM  
I know people who listened to Jim Cramer.

2020-09-21 12:34:57 PM  
Cramer played down coronavirus fears, saying that another lockdown in Europe doesn't necessarily mean that the U.S. is trending in the same direction.

He also addressed troubling reports from the finance sector.

"I know that you get a lockdown in Europe and you've got a problem with some banks and that causes us to go down big? I don't know. Doesn't seem right to me," he said in reference reports that banks allowed money laundering for years, involving $2 trillion in transactions in question.

Soooo, one of your biggest markets as signaled it is gonna enter another pandemic related slowdown and you don't think that'll impact the US market? Well, my days of not taking you serious have certainly come to a middle.
2020-09-21 12:41:01 PM  
Reads snarky Fark headline. Checks S&P 500 chart. Yep, I am better off taking investing advice from that sarcastic and inebriated subby than Jim Cramer.
2020-09-21 12:45:00 PM  
I don't understand the hate. I've done some investing based off Cramer; my portfolio is up 34% and I've gained $ from some of the stocks he has recommended; Case in point, OKTA....I'm up 284%.

He's not my only investment source, just one of them.
2020-09-21 12:45:17 PM  
Buckle up butter cup.
By the pricking of my thumb
Cash death this way comes
2020-09-21 12:45:58 PM  
He's the Charles Barkley of stock advice.
2020-09-21 12:49:18 PM  
Here comes October
2020-09-21 12:49:44 PM  

spammuncher: He's the Charles Barkley of stock advice.

he's turrible!
2020-09-21 12:55:16 PM  
Up and down. Up and down.
2020-09-21 1:12:35 PM  

cretinbob: Here comes October

Leaves are falling in my back yard and haven't even turned color yet.
This is fine.
2020-09-21 1:16:18 PM  
Who needs Cramer? Beanie Babies is where the smart money is. 💰 💰 💰
2020-09-21 2:27:35 PM  
It's quite a bit different for the markets to have random Trump Internet keyboard warriors signalling for civil war, and conservatives pushing full throttle to enact it by forcing through an extremist Supreme Court pick.
2020-09-21 2:47:09 PM  
My Jim Cramer recommendation
2020-09-21 2:56:01 PM  

LeroyB: Who needs Cramer? Beanie Babies is where the smart money is. 💰 💰 💰

I put my money into Pogs.
2020-09-21 3:29:23 PM  
What's the difference between investing in a stock and investing in the next trifecta box ticket?
2020-09-21 11:17:04 PM  
And this downturn hasn't even gotten to the substance of the market. It's just a little froth off the top.

/Sitting on cash, just like before
//I can wait for a much better buying opportunity
2020-09-23 1:12:56 AM  

RepoManTSM: LeroyB: Who needs Cramer? Beanie Babies is where the smart money is. 💰 💰 💰

I put my money into Pogs.

My pogs are actually worth money. Redeemable at any PX.
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