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(MSN)   Nikola CEO crashes and burns after Hindenburg reports massive fraud... NII-KO-LAAAAA   (msn.com) divider line
    More: Strange, Board of directors, zero-emission truck maker Nikola, Hydrogen vehicle, Fuel cell, U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission, General Motors, Stock, Stock market  
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2020-09-21 2:14:45 PM  
Oh the humanity.
 
2020-09-21 2:41:36 PM  
Heh. Someone coughed when the investors knocked on the Trojan Horse's ass.

Been there, seen that.
 
2020-09-21 2:47:47 PM  
That thing about them rolling a truck down a hill is pretty funny.
 
2020-09-21 2:53:29 PM  
Nikola Motor Chief Sets Utah Real Estate Record With $32.5 Million Buy (November 2019)

"Crash and burn" my ass. The dude retired.
 
hej
2020-09-21 3:05:03 PM  
Was something wrong with the other thread we already had on this earlier today?
 
2020-09-21 3:25:32 PM  
It's a terrific crash, ladies and gentlemen.
 
2020-09-21 4:05:48 PM  
Was it on autopilot?
 
2020-09-21 4:56:30 PM  

Ivo Shandor: Nikola Motor Chief Sets Utah Real Estate Record With $32.5 Million Buy (November 2019)

"Crash and burn" my ass. The dude retired.


Not for long. Laundering company money by purchasing personal real estate isn't viewed kindly by investigators.
 
2020-09-21 5:18:04 PM  
"We have extensive proprietary technology."

What is it?

Can't tell you - it's proprietary.
 
2020-09-21 8:39:22 PM  
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NIKOLA!
 
2020-09-21 9:49:00 PM  
To those people who had been shorting Nikola, go ahead and start counting your cash. It's Theranos deja vu, all over again. Well, not really. Theranos at least gave their investors an imaginative scientific mental hand job, while, you know... This dude didn't even bother.
 
2020-09-21 11:57:26 PM  

thedingoatemybaby: To those people who had been shorting Nikola, go ahead and start counting your cash. It's Theranos deja vu, all over again. Well, not really. Theranos at least gave their investors an imaginative scientific mental hand job, while, you know... This dude didn't even bother.


I had a single put that was set to expire on the 25th. I couldn't believe how the stock was acting after the Nikola rebuttal, but thankfully Trevor was kind enough to tank the stock this morning...and I made a tidy profit right after the markets opened. 

Thanks, again, Trevor!
 
2020-09-22 1:44:08 PM  
Nikola Tesla must be spinning in his grave with all of the A-Holes riffing off of his name.
Wirelessly, of course.
 
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