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2020-09-21 12:12:48 PM  
Then why doesn't he ?

Oh, right
 
2020-09-21 12:16:27 PM  

Circusdog320: Then why doesn't he ?

Oh, right


Have you seen the rates to Russia?
 
Xai [TotalFark]
2020-09-21 12:18:04 PM  
Putin is rich.
 
2020-09-21 12:18:13 PM  
"Hello, Vlad?"
 
2020-09-21 12:20:07 PM  
Possibly he could.  Especially since somehow billionaires and corporations are able to donate unlimited bucks and the rest of us are limited to less than $3k.
 
2020-09-21 12:45:03 PM  
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2020-09-21 12:49:21 PM  
Why would he need to call OTHER rich people? Why can't Donnie just donate a billion of his own? He's so super right right?
 
2020-09-21 1:06:01 PM  

optikeye: Circusdog320: Then why doesn't he ?

Oh, right

Have you seen the rates to Russia?


It's an important meat animal.
 
2020-09-21 1:06:05 PM  
Well, I was going to vote for Biden...but since he's making millions of dollars right now, I might as well vote for the underdog instead.
 
2020-09-21 1:06:32 PM  
He'll get the money from his totally real girlfriend living in Canada.  You've never met her.
 
2020-09-21 1:07:43 PM  
Trump says clearly ridiculous thing:  everyone rage!!!
 
2020-09-21 1:07:57 PM  
Trumputin has money troubles? He just needs to do something Machavellian. Maybe ask a Russian bank to grant him a bridge loan?
 
2020-09-21 1:08:42 PM  
sounds illegal.   So sure.
 
2020-09-21 1:08:45 PM  
Trump has been using Whitehouse press conferences to slam Biden for months. Why should his campaign pay for ads when they get all of that press coverage for free?
 
2020-09-21 1:08:54 PM  
Oops. Machiavellian.
 
2020-09-21 1:08:55 PM  
This totally doesn't sound like something a frail-ego pathological liar would say. Just ask his wife Morgan Fairchild, she'll confirm!
 
2020-09-21 1:09:02 PM  
how many  more tcotchkies does he  have to hock?
 
2020-09-21 1:09:02 PM  
What, a call to Putin?

Yeah, we all know that, dipshiat.
 
2020-09-21 1:10:12 PM  
as my ancient grandmother would say, yeah, he's gonna do wonders and shiat cucumbers.
 
2020-09-21 1:10:43 PM  
THREE FARKING DAYS AGO!!

'I lost all my friends': Trump complains about lack of social life since becoming president
Youtube mzZl47Q3iPg
 
2020-09-21 1:11:22 PM  
Kemosabe
 
2020-09-21 1:11:24 PM  
Next up: I lost because the rich were mean to me and gave money to Biden. So not fair!
 
2020-09-21 1:12:56 PM  
How much will he charge for each pardon he issues?
 
2020-09-21 1:13:08 PM  

the sentinel: Trumputin has money troubles? He just needs to do something Machavellian. Maybe ask a Russian bank to grant him a bridge loan?


What does he need a bridge for?
 
2020-09-21 1:13:58 PM  
While I'm sure there is a more transparent excuse beyond "I could absolutely do [thing], I just don't want to", but I'm having a tough time coming up with one at the moment.
 
2020-09-21 1:13:59 PM  
He could... If he got just get Putin to stop hanging up laughing.
 
2020-09-21 1:14:47 PM  

optikeye: Circusdog320: Then why doesn't he ?

Oh, right

Have you seen the rates to Russia?


What about the free minutes after 9pm?
 
2020-09-21 1:15:21 PM  
Rotary telephone? Princess telephone? Flip phone? What kind are we talking, Don?
 
2020-09-21 1:16:53 PM  
biatch, don't cringe him to do it. He'll sell sovereign native lands to the guys from Pawn Stars, or something.
 
2020-09-21 1:17:09 PM  

MattytheMouse: biatch, don't cringe him to do it. He'll sell sovereign native lands to the guys from Pawn Stars, or something.


Challenge him*
 
2020-09-21 1:18:14 PM  
Rule 34, subby wants video of Trump giving putin a bee Jay.
 
2020-09-21 1:18:33 PM  
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2020-09-21 1:19:20 PM  
Does the FBI have a tip jar?
I kinda want to throw in a few dollars.
 
2020-09-21 1:20:01 PM  
So how much of that $100 million Trump has committed to the race has he put in so far? Bloomberg apparently is at least $5 million into his $100 million promise for Florida so far.
 
2020-09-21 1:21:50 PM  

Peter von Nostrand: Rule 34, subby wants video of Trump giving putin a bee Jay.


I have it on my hard drive, ready to post, but I don't wanna get suspended from Fark again.
 
2020-09-21 1:21:57 PM  
"My President, some hotshot.  Here's his ancient grifter secret: Russia."
 
2020-09-21 1:23:33 PM  

Peter von Nostrand: Rule 34, subby wants video of Trump giving putin a bee Jay.


I've seen the tape.
Putin grabs Trump's ears and face farks him. Trump has an expression of "Guess this is my life now" for a whole 45 minutes.

/if I could unlearn remote viewing I would.
//tempted to try that alcohol stuff Farkers are always posting about.
 
2020-09-21 1:24:10 PM  
Well, if he can do that, then he certainly should... good luck.
 
2020-09-21 1:24:35 PM  
*RRIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNG*

Secretary: "Satan Industries."
Trump: "Uhhh....  May I speak to Satan?  I need another favor from him."
Secretary: "Who is calling?"
Trump: "Tell him it's John Barron."
Secretary: "Is that you, Donald?  Satan left strict instructions to ignore all of your calls  from now on.  Your credit with us is completely shot."
Trump: "I'm in a financial bind in my reelection campaign.  Bigly."
Secretary: "You think that you are in a bind right now?  Wait a year or two and a guy dressed in black holding a scythe will show you what a bind is."

*CLICK*
 
2020-09-21 1:24:49 PM  
He doesn't want to, because Putin makes him swallow.
 
2020-09-21 1:25:55 PM  
It's pretty wild that everyone is going along with this Republicans have no money scam.

I don't know their endgame but there are a ton of racist billionaires out there who as a class have made trillions.  There's no lack of money.
 
2020-09-21 1:26:11 PM  
Says the man with multiple bankruptcies
 
2020-09-21 1:31:24 PM  
FTA : "Give me one day and a telephone, I could get all these rich people that I know very much to all put up millions of dollars a piece,"

The best words... Such a erudite!
 
2020-09-21 1:33:31 PM  
Those rich people didn't get rich by throwing their money at losers.
 
2020-09-21 1:34:57 PM  
But, he's so rich already....
 
2020-09-21 1:36:30 PM  
Translation: nobody I know will give me a dime.
 
2020-09-21 1:38:03 PM  

Devil's Advocaat: THREE FARKING DAYS AGO!!

[YouTube video: 'I lost all my friends': Trump complains about lack of social life since becoming president]


That decrepit asshole never had any friends. Every one of his relationships with people is transactional.
 
2020-09-21 1:38:23 PM  
That's a lot of phone sex to Putin.
 
2020-09-21 1:38:25 PM  
I like Presidents who don't give me a strong urge to call the FBI every damn day.
 
2020-09-21 1:38:38 PM  
No, you can't. You could get a lot of SuperPAC money that way, maybe, but we're talking about actual campaign funds here. A handful of rich guys can't give you all that legally.
 
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