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(Edmonton Journal)   Rejected vanity plates: if "WETDRMZ", "GIRTHY", and "DETHDLR" are wrong, then I don't want to be right   (edmontonjournal.com) divider line
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2020-09-21 11:32:45 AM  
2OTDOC

Can't remember where I heard about that one. Still my favorite.
 
2020-09-21 11:34:07 AM  
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/lazy
 
2020-09-21 11:35:26 AM  
Look, you're never going to beat A55 RGY so stop trying to get cute.
 
2020-09-21 11:53:26 AM  
My plate is a phonetic fart noise. Apparently it was approved by some old fart near retirement who never read comics.
 
2020-09-21 12:04:56 PM  
A55 RGY
 
2020-09-21 12:17:18 PM  
FAAQ
 
2020-09-21 12:22:41 PM  
That is just begging for a Photoshop Contest...
 
2020-09-21 12:24:01 PM  
Using an identifier that insinuates something sexual is classless.
 
2020-09-21 12:24:29 PM  
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2020-09-21 12:24:36 PM  
Girthy is a good choice because it's absolutely not a dirty word.  And Nurple was definitely on a purple car
 
2020-09-21 12:26:03 PM  
We had a guy who used to run up and down Rt 28 in Virginia that had "HNG LIK" on this plate before they caught him:
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2020-09-21 12:27:11 PM  

AdmirableSnackbar: Look, you're never going to beat A55 RGY so stop trying to get cute.


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2020-09-21 12:27:51 PM  
"DETHDLR" took me a second.  At first, I couldn't figure out what was so wrong about being a debt handler.

Mr. Hunt's plate, on the other hand...
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2020-09-21 12:28:10 PM  
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2020-09-21 12:32:27 PM  
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2020-09-21 12:34:33 PM  
You said "NURPLE" twice.
I like "NURPLE".
 
2020-09-21 12:39:11 PM  
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All day, every day
 
2020-09-21 12:40:44 PM  
Shouldn't there be a B in DEBTHLDER?
 
2020-09-21 12:41:10 PM  

AdmirableSnackbar: Look, you're never going to beat A55 RGY so stop trying to get cute.


When I lived in Florida I saw one not far off.  A55 RGT or something.

My favorite rejected plate is still 6ULDV8.
 
2020-09-21 12:43:51 PM  
Alberta?

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2020-09-21 12:44:54 PM  
Alberta, CANADA?

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2020-09-21 12:46:29 PM  
Well, the first two reek of insecurity and the third one is supposed to demonstrate how "hardcore" the driver is but really makes him (it's always a him with these) look stupid.

But, YMMV, submitter.

Honestly, most personalized plates are cringeworthy.
 
2020-09-21 12:46:32 PM  
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2020-09-21 12:46:33 PM  
And of course:

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MR EFFFFFFFFFF
 
2020-09-21 12:46:51 PM  
What is sexual about "V8 LOL" ?... Apparently I'm no longer cool.
 
2020-09-21 12:47:04 PM  
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2020-09-21 12:47:34 PM  
In the UK they are a bit more stick on personalised plates. No options for graphics or odd fonts and so on. Saying that I once followed a car into work with the plate K90 BEY. Illegally spaced numbering though. Must have been a Dr Who fan.
 
2020-09-21 12:48:15 PM  
Stick? Strict!
 
2020-09-21 12:57:08 PM  
So, existing examples aside, what would you choose?
For me:
[I Slam] (works on several level; identifier. Also, don't tailgate me)
[LIVE2XL]
[HNKONFON]
[YSOSIRUS]
[THEONLY1]
[HV GDAY]
:)
 
2020-09-21 1:00:33 PM  
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2020-09-21 1:04:06 PM  
I've always wanted to figure out a way to fit Girthquake into a 7 letter vanity plate that doesn't look like quak...
 
2020-09-21 1:07:00 PM  

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I knew a lawyer who bought her husband a car -- its vanity plates said KEPT MAN.
 
2020-09-21 1:07:31 PM  
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2020-09-21 1:07:56 PM  
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Mister What?
 
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2020-09-21 1:12:27 PM  

Extra Virgin Geek Olive Oil: I've always wanted to figure out a way to fit Girthquake into a 7 letter vanity plate that doesn't look like quak...


Grthqke
 
2020-09-21 1:19:30 PM  

151: Extra Virgin Geek Olive Oil: I've always wanted to figure out a way to fit Girthquake into a 7 letter vanity plate that doesn't look like quak...

Grthqke


It's odd only having 1 vowel don't you think?
 
2020-09-21 1:47:15 PM  
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2020-09-21 1:59:32 PM  
There's a guy here in SF with a black truck and the plate is:

TO BU CU
 
2020-09-21 2:26:54 PM  
Guy around here has an infinity license plate says  ndbynd. Always gives me a chuckle when i see it.
 
2020-09-21 2:39:20 PM  
This in the news today, as they said it was offensive, but the guy fought to keep it:
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I had to RTFA, because, sure, I could see why "Lego peener" could be found offensive, but why would anyone want that in the first place?

/Turns out it's supposed to be "leg opener".
 
2020-09-21 2:58:34 PM  
Grandson's 4NIK8.. #48 on his HS football team
 
2020-09-21 3:15:56 PM  
GNMSTH
 
2020-09-21 3:26:44 PM  

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Ha! If I were a better memer is totally make a 'woman yells at cat' picture out of that one!
 
2020-09-21 3:34:13 PM  
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2020-09-21 3:38:45 PM  
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2020-09-21 3:46:53 PM  
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2020-09-21 4:24:05 PM  
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2020-09-21 4:25:46 PM  
On a Tesla recently...

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And in Maine, a personal fav...

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2020-09-21 5:30:01 PM  
Upset he can't use BLKHAMR.

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2020-09-21 6:16:41 PM  
I've seen the plate LUVNMILF in the area.  Not sure if that's what she is or what she does.
 
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