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(Law and Crime)   Some good news for a change. Alex Jones just lost three times in a row as the Connecticut Supreme Court sets the stage for a Sandy Hook lawsuit to go forward   (lawandcrime.com) divider line
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2020-09-21 11:31:02 AM  
crucify him!
 
2020-09-21 1:26:52 PM  
Sentence him to the mental health care he so desperately needs.
 
2020-09-21 1:55:27 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: Sentence him to the mental health care he so desperately needs.


NPD isn't treatable, and that's not me being snarky.  Assuming heart disease and/or diabetes doesn't take him out early, we've got 30 more years of his buffoonery.
 
2020-09-21 2:11:07 PM  
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2020-09-21 2:57:52 PM  

Byno: Marcus Aurelius: Sentence him to the mental health care he so desperately needs.

NPD isn't treatable, and that's not me being snarky.  Assuming heart disease and/or diabetes doesn't take him out early, we've got 30 more years of his buffoonery.


This.
 
2020-09-21 2:58:08 PM  
Good. Keep suing him until the homeless and in debt up to his eyeballs.

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2020-09-21 2:58:19 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: Sentence him to the mental health care he so desperately needs.


it's not mental health.  he's a bully.  bragged about beating kids in school.  ship him to prison to see how bullies really get treated.
 
2020-09-21 2:58:24 PM  
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2020-09-21 2:59:05 PM  
until *he's* homeless, dammit
 
2020-09-21 3:00:15 PM  
Good break him so he loses everything he has and can never get back up.
 
2020-09-21 3:01:48 PM  
Until he's homeless, and have a couple people follow him everywhere armed with a crowbar and a rusty axe screaming at him that his children never even existed.
 
2020-09-21 3:01:59 PM  

Byno: Marcus Aurelius: Sentence him to the mental health care he so desperately needs.

NPD isn't treatable, and that's not me being snarky.  Assuming heart disease and/or diabetes doesn't take him out early, we've got 30 more years of his buffoonery.


At the rate he's going, I don't think you can count on that. A few more Ls and he's going to be actively trying to be the Crispus Attucks of Civil War II.
 
2020-09-21 3:02:55 PM  

groppet: Good break him so he loses everything he has and can never get back up.


And become an object lesson to other shiatheels like him.

Oh, and send Jacob Wohl to prison...
 
2020-09-21 3:03:14 PM  
Freedom of speech is not freedom from responsibility.

Fair warning to the Volunteer GRU agents among us that illustrating your farking fantasy worlds as fact may bring the lawsuit hammer down if you besmirch the parents of murdered children because you love guns so much.
 
2020-09-21 3:04:04 PM  
Hey, Alex, I head that your ex was going to let your kids attend this trial.  Ha ha! Just kidding; you'll never see them again in this life or the next.
 
2020-09-21 3:04:17 PM  

Byno: Marcus Aurelius: Sentence him to the mental health care he so desperately needs.

NPD isn't treatable, and that's not me being snarky.  Assuming heart disease and/or diabetes doesn't take him out early, we've got 30 more years of his buffoonery.


I'd say stroke would be the leading contender.
 
2020-09-21 3:04:41 PM  
good.
 
2020-09-21 3:05:41 PM  
The steaks are high, Alex - get your pocketbook ready.

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2020-09-21 3:08:14 PM  
Burn him down.

"But, the lawsuit contends-and this is both key to the plaintiffs' theory of liability and their case's outcome-Jones did not spread the Sandy Hook hoax line because he believes it to be true or because he doesn't understand that he's engaged in a hoax. He did it all to gin up outrage, ratings, advertising rates and third-party sales from which he takes a commission, according to the filing."
 
2020-09-21 3:08:18 PM  

Byno: Marcus Aurelius: Sentence him to the mental health care he so desperately needs.

NPD isn't treatable, and that's not me being snarky.  Assuming heart disease and/or diabetes doesn't take him out early, we've got 30 more years of his buffoonery.


Don't say that.

There are experimental therapies we could try.

Like... catapult therapy.  Which is where we load him into a catapult and fire him at a brick wall 50 yards away.

I'm sure that would cure him.  Relatively sure.  Anyway, it's for science.
 
2020-09-21 3:09:56 PM  

SpectroBoy: crucify him!


Crucifixion is much kinder than he deserves.
 
2020-09-21 3:10:11 PM  
Make him eat horse poop.
 
2020-09-21 3:11:42 PM  

FrancoFile: Byno: Marcus Aurelius: Sentence him to the mental health care he so desperately needs.

NPD isn't treatable, and that's not me being snarky.  Assuming heart disease and/or diabetes doesn't take him out early, we've got 30 more years of his buffoonery.

I'd say stroke would be the leading contender.


One of those bone broth cans will have botulism in it, his swallowing reflex will get paralyzed and he'll choke to death on his own spit.
 
2020-09-21 3:14:09 PM  

gyruss: FrancoFile: Byno: Marcus Aurelius: Sentence him to the mental health care he so desperately needs.

NPD isn't treatable, and that's not me being snarky.  Assuming heart disease and/or diabetes doesn't take him out early, we've got 30 more years of his buffoonery.

I'd say stroke would be the leading contender.

One of those bone broth cans will have botulism in it, his swallowing reflex will get paralyzed and he'll choke to death on his own spit.


Oh..."spit".  I guess that's good, too.
 
2020-09-21 3:15:28 PM  
Grumpy Cat good. I want lawsuits to render him penniless and homeless, as he deserves to be.

The stupid marks he pimps his garbage to probably won't let that happen, though.
 
2020-09-21 3:17:21 PM  

Smelly Pirate Hooker: Grumpy Cat good. I want lawsuits to render him penniless and homeless, as he deserves to be.

The stupid marks he pimps his garbage to probably won't let that happen, though.


I dunno man they're getting pretty busy on the Joe Rogan Defense File.  Not a lot of time in the day to vehemently defend all the popular demagogues in this cohort at the same time.
 
2020-09-21 3:18:06 PM  
I cannot imagine losing a child like that and then having some shiatbag with a huge platform constantly screaming that it was all a hoax. Those families were harassed by cultists to the point that they feared for their safety and had to move.

Fark Alex Jones. Hope he rots in jail.
 
2020-09-21 3:19:31 PM  

You Are All Sheep: Marcus Aurelius: Sentence him to the mental health care he so desperately needs.

it's not mental health.  he's a bully.  bragged about beating kids in school.  ship him to prison to see how bullies really get treated.


It's a civil case, not criminal. But we can hope that he loses heavily and is forced into bankruptcy.
 
2020-09-21 3:28:41 PM  
Pattis withdrew from the case earlier this year and Jones later tried-for the second time-unsuccessfully to have him replaced with attorney Marc Randazza. Several additional motions were filed with the Nutmeg State's high court after the representation shakeup.

Dude.

Just say Connecticut.
 
2020-09-21 3:41:19 PM  

mithras_angel: Byno: Marcus Aurelius: Sentence him to the mental health care he so desperately needs.

NPD isn't treatable, and that's not me being snarky.  Assuming heart disease and/or diabetes doesn't take him out early, we've got 30 more years of his buffoonery.

Don't say that.

There are experimental therapies we could try.

Like... catapult therapy.  Which is where we load him into a catapult and fire him at a brick wall 50 yards away.

I'm sure that would cure him.  Relatively sure.  Anyway, it's for science.


Often therapies can take several sessions.  As a layman, I heartily support this course of action.  Take your time and give him all the help he needs.  I'm sure I can find a bucket and shovel to help things along after the first several attempts.
 
2020-09-21 4:10:22 PM  
Good
 
2020-09-21 4:37:44 PM  

skreeonk: Burn him down.

"But, the lawsuit contends-and this is both key to the plaintiffs' theory of liability and their case's outcome-Jones did not spread the Sandy Hook hoax line because he believes it to be true or because he doesn't understand that he's engaged in a hoax. He did it all to gin up outrage, ratings, advertising rates and third-party sales from which he takes a commission, according to the filing."


I wonder if his Divorce Case statements and filings can be used here. His Lawyer said he was an entertainer. Because his wife was seeking custody because of his unstable behavior.
 
2020-09-21 4:45:34 PM  
Break him.  Financially, professionally and mentally.  Take whatever his ex wife didn't get and donate it to LGBTQ charities and anti-gun lobbyists.  Build a statue of George Soros and put it on his front lawn.  Set up a fund for Holocaust education in his name.
 
2020-09-21 5:02:28 PM  

thatboyoverthere: skreeonk: Burn him down.

"But, the lawsuit contends-and this is both key to the plaintiffs' theory of liability and their case's outcome-Jones did not spread the Sandy Hook hoax line because he believes it to be true or because he doesn't understand that he's engaged in a hoax. He did it all to gin up outrage, ratings, advertising rates and third-party sales from which he takes a commission, according to the filing."

I wonder if his Divorce Case statements and filings can be used here. His Lawyer said he was an entertainer. Because his wife was seeking custody because of his unstable behavior.


Man, I hope a FARK lawyer comments on this because I think the answer is yes and that would be glorious. Something, something, petard.
 
2020-09-21 5:07:22 PM  
What's this country coming to if some half-crazed supplement salesman whose rantings cost him his children even though he has the full support of the President of the United States can't over publicly-owned broadcast frequencies accuse against all available evidence innocent parents grieving the loss of their toddlers of being part of a shadowy organization undermining the government through crisis actions and illegal conspiracies to the point where those grieving parents receive credible enough death threats to have to move seven times and the threats are egregious enough to send those making the threats to jail? This is just like Communist Russia.
 
2020-09-21 6:42:16 PM  
No Nelson Muntz?

Fark, I am disappoint.
 
2020-09-21 7:13:20 PM  
I would so love to have just a minute with his ass in a room with no one else.
 
2020-09-21 7:15:24 PM  
Infowars.com is still up and running.

I'd like to see Jones' legal battles pinned to top center on that site, for his faithful followers to see.
 
2020-09-21 8:10:43 PM  

johnphantom: I would so love to have just a minute with his ass in a room with no one else.


Don't forget to give him a reach-around, it's only polite.
 
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