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(Gizmodo)   That Chinese video showing them bombing the US base on Guam? It sampled from 'The Rock,' 'The Hurt Locker,' and Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen,' for starters   (gizmodo.com) divider line
    More: Fake, Hollywood, Los Angeles, California, Cinema of the United States, United States, United States Air Force, People's Liberation Army, Citizen Kane, Titanic, Military  
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2020-09-21 1:50:03 PM  
Yeah, well, they used to nuke my tank pile, the bastids...
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2020-09-21 3:40:50 PM  
WTF is your problem, China? Chill the fark out.
 
2020-09-21 3:46:07 PM  
I knew it was fake when I saw the sample from 'Revenge of the Nerds'.
 
2020-09-21 3:57:21 PM  

We Ate the Necco Wafers: WTF is your problem, China? Chill the fark out.


The Chinese think they that China is the center of the universe (seriously - that's a part of their cultural history). They consider themselves to be superior to every other civilization.

In a sense, this keeps foreign relations with China from getting *too* crazy. China thinks of the rest of the world as an annoyance that has no real effect on them. But sometimes...they want to demonstrate their power. And that's when things get tense.

They are arrogant beyond belief, basically. Even more so than the United States. China negotiates from a standpoint of "You don't matter at all". The United States negotiates from a standpoint of "We're more powerful than you, so you will do what we ask".
 
2020-09-21 4:04:03 PM  

We Ate the Necco Wafers: WTF is your problem, China? Chill the fark out.


We're stealing their WeChats or TicToks or something. I don't know. Check with your nearest Millennial.
 
2020-09-21 4:05:12 PM  

realmolo: We Ate the Necco Wafers: WTF is your problem, China? Chill the fark out.

The Chinese think they that China is the center of the universe (seriously - that's a part of their cultural history). They consider themselves to be superior to every other civilization.

In a sense, this keeps foreign relations with China from getting *too* crazy. China thinks of the rest of the world as an annoyance that has no real effect on them. But sometimes...they want to demonstrate their power. And that's when things get tense.

They are arrogant beyond belief, basically. Even more so than the United States. China negotiates from a standpoint of "You don't matter at all". The United States negotiates from a standpoint of "We're more powerful than you, so you will do what we ask".


For about half a century, we negotiated from a standpoint of "We're more powerful than you, and we aren't the USSR, so you will do what we ask."
 
2020-09-21 4:09:36 PM  
Just think how much howling there would be if an American organization made one about bombing China.

Farking hypocrisy.
 
2020-09-21 4:17:03 PM  

Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: Just think how much howling there would be if an American organization made one about bombing China.

Farking hypocrisy.


You're not allowed to use the word "China" anymore.

It offends the Chinese.
 
2020-09-21 4:40:07 PM  
something made with things other, better and more creative people made
how so very chinese
 
2020-09-21 4:48:00 PM  
America's response video will be sampled from terminator 2.
 
2020-09-21 5:00:34 PM  

dittybopper: Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: Just think how much howling there would be if an American organization made one about bombing China.

Farking hypocrisy.

You're not allowed to use the word "China" anymore.

It offends the Chinese.


How so? Please, explain. Assume I know about the 1918 American Flu.
 
2020-09-21 5:14:45 PM  

frankb00th: something made with things other, better and more creative people made
how so very chinese


But it was cheaper...
 
2020-09-21 5:22:39 PM  
They have never even bombed anybody before. They fanaticize about their first time being with us, the heavy weight champ That's like your average Farker's first sexual encounter being with Subby's mom.
 
2020-09-21 5:57:19 PM  

way south: America's response video will be sampled from terminator 2.


Should be sampled from Blazing Saddles.
 
2020-09-21 8:20:00 PM  

Clash City Farker: They have never even bombed anybody before. They fanaticize about their first time being with us, the heavy weight champ That's like your average Farker's first sexual encounter being with Subby's mom.


They fought us to a stalemate 70 years ago.  They've only gotten stronger since.
 
2020-09-21 9:07:00 PM  

maxheck: dittybopper: Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: Just think how much howling there would be if an American organization made one about bombing China.

Farking hypocrisy.

You're not allowed to use the word "China" anymore.

It offends the Chinese.

How so? Please, explain. Assume I know about the 1918 American Flu.


He's not allowed to explain because it got harshly scrubbed...

They prefer to be called "The Chinese Formerly Known as 🇨🇳," or just "THE Asians."

/didn't seem right
 
2020-09-22 2:13:20 AM  
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