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(Ancient Origins)   Lengthy story of Napoleon's penis, cut off by doctors, uses various puns, but fails to once incorporate "bone apart"   ( divider line
    More: Vintage, Napoleon I of France, Napoleon I, Human penis size, ongoing history of Napoleon, Penis, Louis XVI of France, Louis XVIII of France, House of Bonaparte  
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2020-09-21 9:06:27 AM  
From the Vintage News article:

In 1977, an investor paid $3,000 to purchase the dismembered penis of the famous military leader and emperor, Napoleon Bonaparte. According to Time Magazine, the dismembered penis measured one and a half inches in length when it was purchased.

I wouldn't pay a cent for that thing.
2020-09-21 9:31:02 AM  

kdawg7736: I wouldn't pay a cent for that thing.

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2020-09-21 12:13:43 PM  
I'm guessing the Russian winter had something to do with the shrinkage
2020-09-21 12:20:20 PM  
Napolean's Penis- Pat McCurdy
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2020-09-21 12:22:09 PM  
More like No-pole-eon, amirite?
2020-09-21 12:38:37 PM  
Hey Subby, did you know Napoleon pulled his bone apart?
2020-09-21 1:56:44 PM  
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Napoleon Cameltoe
2020-09-21 2:44:33 PM  
Maybe he was a grower and not a show-er...
2020-09-21 4:35:43 PM  
Sounds like it is mummified or something similar. Do these people not understand what happens to bodies when they dry out? That doesn't make for as good a headline as suggesting Napoleon was motivated by micropeen aggression though.
2020-09-21 5:06:17 PM  
Yeah, but if you rub it, do you get a suitcase?
2020-09-21 6:28:59 PM  
My nearly 80 year old mother made that dumb joke.
2020-09-22 1:52:14 AM  
I wonder if there's still enough DNA there to clone him.
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