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(KRCG New Bloomfield)   Police arrest Conan O'Brien cosplayer for punching a man and showing off what's in his pants   (krcgtv.com) divider line
    More: Scary, Callaway County man, Crime, Police, Callaway County, Missouri, Fulton, Missouri, assault, weapon incident  
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2020-09-21 8:29:34 AM  
So do they just take nude mugshots in Fulton or what? These were both taken there.
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2020-09-21 8:36:45 AM  
I clicked TFA expecting an actual impersonator to be charged with indecent exposure. Apparently I'm new here.
 
2020-09-21 8:37:15 AM  

Walker: So do they just take nude mugshots in Fulton or what? These were both taken there.
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You can see a gray strap on the girl's left shoulder. Not sure what Conan's deal is tho.
 
2020-09-21 9:33:50 AM  
No one's ever seen Conan without a shirt so cosplay fail
 
2020-09-21 9:35:56 AM  
That's a bit of a stretch there  subby.
 
2020-09-21 9:37:57 AM  

Walker: So do they just take nude mugshots in Fulton or what? These were both taken there.
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Part of the ritual involving white male machismo is pulling your shirt off in one motion and saying "Come at me, bro!" prior to fisticuffs.  It;s their version of the Puffy Crab that kittens do, or the Rooster dropping one wing when coming at you.

The girl is wearing a tank top.
 
2020-09-21 9:39:01 AM  
"Officers said Joshua Cochran, 23, of Callaway County, punched a victim and exhibited a gun in this waistband. "

In which waistband...?
 
2020-09-21 9:40:27 AM  
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Dude has alpaca hair.
 
2020-09-21 9:41:43 AM  

Boondock3806: I clicked TFA expecting an actual impersonator to be charged with indecent exposure. Apparently I'm new here.


Yeah, that's what I thought. But it was pretty mundane in comparison.
 
2020-09-21 9:45:21 AM  

Boondock3806: I clicked TFA expecting an actual impersonator to be charged with indecent exposure. Apparently I'm new here.


I've come to understand that white people will disappoint us every time.

And I'm white.
 
2020-09-21 9:45:58 AM  
Should have simply challenged him to a push-up contest and scream, "I DON'T WORK FOR YOU!!" over and over. Then he could be POTUS Candidate!
 
2020-09-21 9:51:42 AM  
Did the assaulter drop trou or did he "pants" the assaultee?

/off to read article.
 
2020-09-21 10:02:14 AM  

Walker: So do they just take nude mugshots in Fulton or what? These were both taken there.
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she has a nice, come hither smile.

And the wonky eyes indicate a predilection for bad decisions, I'd bail her out.
 
2020-09-21 10:05:29 AM  
Looks more like Sean Astin to me.
 
2020-09-21 10:09:12 AM  
This article isn't good enough for me to poop on.
 
2020-09-21 10:13:00 AM  
How dedicated was his cosplay? I hear Conan is ENDOWED.
 
2020-09-21 10:25:04 AM  
Conan O'Brien? Have you ever seen Conan? Have you ever seen Patton Oswalt on Conan?
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Tackleberry has.
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Conan O'Brien. Oy vey...
 
2020-09-21 10:46:38 AM  
That guy looks more like Andy Richter than Conan, and he doesn't look at all like Andy Richter.
 
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