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(New Zealand Herald)   Nurse, please, the emergency medical line is not your personal erotica zone   (nzherald.co.nz) divider line
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2020-09-20 8:25:16 PM  
Pics or GTFO.
 
2020-09-20 8:32:25 PM  
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2020-09-20 8:34:29 PM  

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Helloooooooooooo Nurse!
 
2020-09-20 8:36:25 PM  
Oh You will come to know, when the oil hits the anus
 
2020-09-20 8:56:49 PM  
The nurse in question, who is currently not working, is believed to have five years experience.

I'm sure she's busy offering sound medical advice on Chaturbate.
 
2020-09-20 9:07:46 PM  
to masturbate under the shower and rub oil on her anus.

For shame, subby.  Do you see where this headline should've gone?  Let this be a lesson
 
2020-09-20 10:49:25 PM  
So you're telling me that's not a regular showering activity?

Awkward.
 
2020-09-20 10:53:52 PM  

markie_farkie: So you're telling me that's not a regular showering activity?

Awkward.


Hey if your Old Folks Home allows it, you're all good
 
2020-09-21 2:14:32 AM  
During her days at college she probably was a phone sex gal. She's just remembering the good ole times of the past.
 
2020-09-21 5:35:51 AM  
Oh, brave new world.

With such people in it!
 
2020-09-21 5:39:42 AM  
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2020-09-21 5:43:41 AM  
No mention if worked or not... Just saying.
 
2020-09-21 5:49:26 AM  

cman: During her days at college she probably was a phone sex gal. She's just remembering the good ole times of the past.


Of course people are assuming the nurse was female.
 
2020-09-21 6:24:50 AM  
The health department is investigating the nurse, who told the patient - who had called regarding severe abdominal pain - to masturbate under the shower and rub oil on her anus.

Well, did the patient TRY the nurse's direction before whining about the call?
 
2020-09-21 6:31:25 AM  
The health department is investigating the nurse, who told the patient - who had called regarding severe abdominal pain - to masturbate under the shower and rub oil on her anus.

Well that's just good advice at any time.

/except for shared shower facilities
 
2020-09-21 6:33:54 AM  
Pharmacist: Anyone come in while I was at lunch?
New guy: Just that guy over there. He had a severe, non stop cough. But I gave him something for it.

Pharmacist: You idiot. You can't give out prescription drugs. You don't have a license.  I could lose mine.
New guy: I know. I know. Relax. I gave him an over the counter and told him to wait for you.

Pharmacist: What the hell did you give him?
New guy:  Laxatives. Look at him. He's afraid to cough.
 
2020-09-21 6:39:27 AM  

markie_farkie: So you're telling me that's not a regular showering activity?

Awkward.


That's what they keep telling me at my gym.
 
2020-09-21 6:50:50 AM  
Don't rush to judgement,. Try it first. Also, tilt your camera a little further forward. Thaaat's right.
 
2020-09-21 6:56:53 AM  
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2020-09-21 7:03:20 AM  
Why is it so difficult to reveal the gender of the nurse?  It would definitely change the reading of the article.
 
2020-09-21 7:12:28 AM  
Now I'm wondering about shower ass oil and everything else I'm apparently missing out on.
 
2020-09-21 7:22:52 AM  
Stuff that happens when your medical help line is one digit different from the sex advice line.

/If it turns out the caller misdialed, I will be cheering for the nurse's lawsuit against the employer.
 
2020-09-21 9:15:40 AM  
Nurse, SUCTION!
 
2020-09-21 9:22:58 AM  
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2020-09-21 9:32:46 AM  
"The health department is investigating the nurse, who told the patient - who had called regarding severe abdominal pain - to masturbate under the shower and rub oil on her anus."

I don't see the problem here.  I've been doing this for years!  Since I am a die-hard anti-vaxxer, this solution makes perfect sense to me.

Also, in memory of RBG, here's some gender equality:
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2020-09-21 9:54:08 AM  

SimonElectric: cman: During her days at college she probably was a phone sex gal. She's just remembering the good ole times of the past.

Of course people are assuming the nurse was female.


If it was a dude pretty sure we woulda been told that.
 
2020-09-21 10:12:02 AM  

SBinRR: The health department is investigating the nurse, who told the patient - who had called regarding severe abdominal pain - to masturbate under the shower and rub oil on her anus.

Well, did the patient TRY the nurse's direction before whining about the call?


"on her anus." Her meaning the patient or the nurse?
 
2020-09-21 10:29:02 AM  

fzumrk: markie_farkie: So you're telling me that's not a regular showering activity?

Awkward.

That's what they keep telling me at my gym.


and when I ride the bus.
 
2020-09-21 11:29:31 AM  

cman: SimonElectric: cman: During her days at college she probably was a phone sex gal. She's just remembering the good ole times of the past.

Of course people are assuming the nurse was female.

If it was a dude pretty sure we woulda been told that.


You're using your bias to confirm your bias.
 
2020-09-21 12:25:33 PM  
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2020-09-21 1:16:58 PM  

Prof. Frink: SBinRR: The health department is investigating the nurse, who told the patient - who had called regarding severe abdominal pain - to masturbate under the shower and rub oil on her anus.

Well, did the patient TRY the nurse's direction before whining about the call?

"on her anus." Her meaning the patient or the nurse?


Are both of them in the shower?
 
2020-09-21 2:52:32 PM  
When in doubt, rub one out.
 
2020-09-21 3:27:03 PM  
She's 'armless.
 
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