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2020-09-20 8:01:27 PM  
All the rest of you ratf*ckers take note and follow his lead.
 
2020-09-20 8:10:32 PM  
I like my racists chicken ... breaded and deep-fried.

Call me Auntie Fa.
 
2020-09-20 8:53:51 PM  
Oh no.  Stop.  Come back.
 
2020-09-20 8:54:21 PM  
Womp
F*cking
Womp
 
2020-09-20 8:55:41 PM  
And nothing of value was lost.
 
2020-09-20 8:56:23 PM  
I guess he was afraid of prison.
 
2020-09-20 8:56:26 PM  

Bslim: All the rest of you ratf*ckers take note and follow his lead.


They always get the order wrong.
They need to do it BEFORE killing somebody else.
 
2020-09-20 8:56:55 PM  
Coward.
 
2020-09-20 8:57:27 PM  
Try him in absentia.

And if convicted, seize all assets (except debts) which would otherwise be inherited by his next of kin, including his body. Then destroy his body and assets, and send his family/estate a bill for the destruction.
 
2020-09-20 9:01:49 PM  

King Something: Try him in absentia.

And if convicted, seize all assets (except debts) which would otherwise be inherited by his next of kin, including his body. Then destroy his body and assets, and send his family/estate a bill for the destruction.


Well, they could go after his estate civilly. You can't really prosecute a dead person criminally.
 
2020-09-20 9:02:39 PM  
Guess Hillary Clinton got to him first.
 
2020-09-20 9:02:58 PM  
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2020-09-20 9:02:58 PM  
Good riddance.
 
2020-09-20 9:04:33 PM  
What a surprise that the people who are so afraid of protestors they start shooting are total cowards.
 
2020-09-20 9:05:03 PM  
Think of all the money
he just saved the tax payers.
 
2020-09-20 9:05:05 PM  
Don't criticize; he did the right thing.

Yes, he could have offed himself in public, letting people watch, take video, cheer... but these are quibbles.
 
2020-09-20 9:08:28 PM  
Suicide? I bet them Anteefuhs killed him!
 
2020-09-20 9:10:15 PM  
Don't worry MAGAts. Racist hate skeleton and Baba Yaga impersonator Ann Coulter is coming to the rescue and lying just as fast as she can tweet.
 
2020-09-20 9:14:42 PM  
See suicide can make the world a better place.
 
2020-09-20 9:15:22 PM  
Goof for him! I just wish he had killed himself before he shot and killed James Scurlock.
 
2020-09-20 9:20:51 PM  
As alluded to in TFA, don't let smoke and mirrors distract from the fact the DA was not going to bring charges in the first place.  That needs to be fixed (though the check and balance of a Grand Jury worked I guess).
 
2020-09-20 9:21:10 PM  
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2020-09-20 9:22:06 PM  
Well,epsteinthatepsteinsettleseps​teinthat.
 
2020-09-20 9:24:19 PM  
Does anyone know if there's a coroners report or death certificate?  Not to quible, but there are a lot of racists in Oregon and it would be the perfect place for someone like this to fake their death and hide out...
 
2020-09-20 9:28:24 PM  
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real shame
 
2020-09-20 9:28:34 PM  

ShavedOrangutan: Does anyone know if there's a coroners report or death certificate?  Not to quible, but there are a lot of racists in Oregon and it would be the perfect place for someone like this to fake their death and hide out...


Is the short form death certificate enough, or is the most sincerely dead long musical form needed?
 
2020-09-20 9:30:35 PM  
I'm ashamed to say I'm going to need a refresher on this one.  It's a damn shame I can't keep tabs on which racist has done what.
 
2020-09-20 9:31:27 PM  
I used to go to that very spot at the Old Market when it was still the "Merchant of Venus" SF book store. The Old Market used to be cool back in the 70's/early 80's, but then yuppies took over and turned it to sh*t like they do to everything they touch. All the OG owners were priced out of the buildings and investors took them over. Now the place is a gentrified snob zone that caters to the rich when they're in town for one week out of the year when Warren Buffet holds his annual Berkshire flauntfest.
 
2020-09-20 9:32:26 PM  

johnny_vegas: As alluded to in TFA, don't let smoke and mirrors distract from the fact the DA was not going to bring charges in the first place.  That needs to be fixed (though the check and balance of a Grand Jury worked I guess).


Yeah, as someone from Omaha, lemme tell you little about this fine stroke of bullshiat this city did with the incident.

This guy supposedly has PTSD and had two brain injuries, had an unregistered firearm that was used in the shooting (which is required in the city), and they let this scared little shiat go after basically refusing to take anyone's videos or testimony of the incident. He immediately fled to the west coast.

This guy is the absolute worst example of a veteran and why background and mental health checks should be required. This guy was a known white supremacist, an absolute loony aside from that, and not only basically tweeted that he was sticking around in downtown to protect his property 'military style' but was doing it against the police's orders.

He got just enough time to take the coward's way out before he could be seen for what he really was. And that's a goddamn shame.
 
2020-09-20 9:35:12 PM  

johnny_vegas: As alluded to in TFA, don't let smoke and mirrors distract from the fact the DA was not going to bring charges in the first place.  That needs to be fixed (though the check and balance of a Grand Jury worked I guess).


DA brought the case to the Grand Jury, who returned the indictment.
If he wasn't going to bring charges, he did it wrong.
 
2020-09-20 9:36:32 PM  

SBinRR: I'm ashamed to say I'm going to need a refresher on this one.  It's a damn shame I can't keep tabs on which racist has done what.


BLM protests in Omaha, Nebraska
Racist bar owner gets worried that the blah people are walking a little close to his joint.
Racist bar owner steps out with a gun, McCloskey style.
Racist bar owner starts talking smack at and provoking marchers.
Things get heated, racist bar owner lives the Aryan dream.
Racist bar owner ALMOST gets away with it. This sh*t does not flush.
Racist bar owner gets indicted on 4 charges, including manslaughter.
Racist bar owner becomes an hero to save his anus.

Satan: "Well Hello thar."
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2020-09-20 9:36:42 PM  

stoli n coke: johnny_vegas: As alluded to in TFA, don't let smoke and mirrors distract from the fact the DA was not going to bring charges in the first place.  That needs to be fixed (though the check and balance of a Grand Jury worked I guess).

DA brought the case to the Grand Jury, who returned the indictment.
If he wasn't going to bring charges, he did it wrong.


Grand Jury was seated based on a petition filed by the family after the DA decided not to press charges (I believe)
 
2020-09-20 9:37:01 PM  
I'd like to donate a trash can to his family so they can give him a proper burial at the landfill
 
2020-09-20 9:37:20 PM  

madgonad: I guess he was afraid of prison.


Seems like he could have beaten the manslaughter charge, but no the unregistered gun charge.
He must have had something else in his past that investigators dug up when going through his online activity and social media accounts.
 
2020-09-20 9:39:30 PM  

jso2897: King Something: Try him in absentia.

And if convicted, seize all assets (except debts) which would otherwise be inherited by his next of kin, including his body. Then destroy his body and assets, and send his family/estate a bill for the destruction.

Well, they could go after his estate civilly. You can't really prosecute a dead person criminally.


A friend of mine was murdered a few weeks ago by her husband in a murder-suicide. It looks like there won't be much of an estate, which is kind of a relief because a wrongful death lawsuit would prolong the family's agony.
 
2020-09-20 9:40:43 PM  

jaytkay: jso2897: King Something: Try him in absentia.

And if convicted, seize all assets (except debts) which would otherwise be inherited by his next of kin, including his body. Then destroy his body and assets, and send his family/estate a bill for the destruction.

Well, they could go after his estate civilly. You can't really prosecute a dead person criminally.

A friend of mine was murdered a few weeks ago by her husband in a murder-suicide. It looks like there won't be much of an estate, which is kind of a relief because a wrongful death lawsuit would prolong the family's agony.


Oof, I'm very sorry
 
2020-09-20 9:41:23 PM  

stoli n coke: madgonad: I guess he was afraid of prison.

Seems like he could have beaten the manslaughter charge, but no the unregistered gun charge.
He must have had something else in his past that investigators dug up when going through his online activity and social media accounts.


No, he was just a scared damaged veteran who knew he did something wrong and went full metal panic. His attorney said the dude was scared 'he was going to be shot coming back'. That's either a damaged soldier going coward, or a loony getting even loonier to save his own ass.
 
2020-09-20 9:43:07 PM  

quiotu: stoli n coke: madgonad: I guess he was afraid of prison.

Seems like he could have beaten the manslaughter charge, but no the unregistered gun charge.
He must have had something else in his past that investigators dug up when going through his online activity and social media accounts.

No, he was just a scared damaged veteran who knew he did something wrong and went full metal panic. His attorney said the dude was scared 'he was going to be shot coming back'. That's either a damaged soldier going coward, or a loony getting even loonier to save his own ass.


I'm gonna choose "B".
 
2020-09-20 9:45:06 PM  

stoli n coke: madgonad: I guess he was afraid of prison.

Seems like he could have beaten the manslaughter charge, but no the unregistered gun charge.
He must have had something else in his past that investigators dug up when going through his online activity and social media accounts.


According to the news video, more evidence came forth to show that it wasn't a case of self-defense and that it backs up the manslaughter charge.
 
2020-09-20 9:49:47 PM  

sandbar67: I'd like to donate a trash can to his family so they can give him a proper burial at the landfill


What? Paper bag to good for him?
 
2020-09-20 9:54:06 PM  
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2020-09-20 9:58:27 PM  
I can't keep all these straight anymore.

Regardless, Trump got his race war. Shiat is gonna explode one way or another on or about November 4th.
 
2020-09-20 10:01:24 PM  

Peter von Nostrand: I can't keep all these straight anymore.

Regardless, Trump got his race war. Shiat is gonna explode one way or another on or about November 4th.


Is it still a race war if 60% of whites are on the side of all the other races?
 
2020-09-20 10:01:40 PM  
Why of all places did he go to Portland?

I'd be very curious about his travels.
 
mjg
2020-09-20 10:03:23 PM  
Gardner did a great thing in his life - he killed Jake Gardner
 
2020-09-20 10:03:51 PM  

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2020-09-20 10:06:34 PM  

Peter von Nostrand: I can't keep all these straight anymore.

Regardless, Trump got his race war. Shiat is gonna explode one way or another on or about November 4th.


No way in hell will I be on the side of white supremacists.
 
2020-09-20 10:13:23 PM  

stoli n coke: madgonad: I guess he was afraid of prison.

Seems like he could have beaten the manslaughter charge, but no the unregistered gun charge.
He must have had something else in his past that investigators dug up when going through his online activity and social media accounts.


Besides the overtly racist stuff with violent overtones and racist jokes he kept posting on social media?
 
2020-09-20 10:18:49 PM  
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2020-09-20 10:19:37 PM  

Dryad: stoli n coke: madgonad: I guess he was afraid of prison.

Seems like he could have beaten the manslaughter charge, but no the unregistered gun charge.
He must have had something else in his past that investigators dug up when going through his online activity and social media accounts.

Besides the overtly racist stuff with violent overtones and racist jokes he kept posting on social media?


Being a bigot is not illegal, and odds are, considering past cases, he was probably going to walk on the manslaughter charge.
 
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