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(MSN)   Anybody can buy a slider from White Castle. It takes a devotee to buy a clutch full of sliders and fries, ready to bring to a socially distanced gathering of friends and family   (msn.com) divider line
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2020-09-20 6:47:05 PM  
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2020-09-20 10:08:18 PM  
Well, it's a bit too large for one person at one sitting.
 
2020-09-20 10:36:47 PM  
20 sliders and four small fries.

"Here have a slider and one half of a french fry, Timmy."

WTF?
 
2020-09-20 10:47:49 PM  

Zevon's Evil Twin: 20 sliders and four small fries.

"Here have a slider and one half of a french fry, Timmy."

WTF?


Eh, you need five sliders for it to be a real burger.
 
2020-09-20 11:35:57 PM  
I'm confused. How is a cardboard "clutch" somehow more suitable for social distancing than a bag? If you're sharing these, wouldn't it make more sense for each person to have their own bag?
 
2020-09-20 11:40:57 PM  

NobleHam: I'm confused. How is a cardboard "clutch" somehow more suitable for social distancing than a bag? If you're sharing these, wouldn't it make more sense for each person to have their own bag?


Yes, but they've been working on this box design for a while and a (Covid) clutch is alliterative.

Or, whatever.
 
2020-09-21 12:11:25 AM  
Nice add, I guess. How does this help social distancing? All they did was change the name of their crave case.
 
2020-09-21 12:24:00 AM  

abhorrent1: Nice add, I guess. How does this help social distancing? All they did was change the name of their crave case.


If you get too fat to leave the house you'll be distant
 
2020-09-21 12:40:08 AM  
Harold & Kumar At White Castle with Neil Patrick Harris
Youtube mZK9T7meW_4
 
2020-09-21 12:49:55 AM  

J.R. 'Bob' Chinaski: abhorrent1: Nice add, I guess. How does this help social distancing? All they did was change the name of their crave case.

If you get too fat to leave the house you'll be distant


Or dead from something not Covid related
 
2020-09-21 1:05:12 AM  

abhorrent1: Nice add, I guess. How does this help social distancing? All they did was change the name of their crave case.


Says they have a 10 sack, and a 30 case, so this one's in the middle.
 
2020-09-21 1:07:50 AM  
HERO tag is missing.  Though maybe he could have bought more Sliders.
 
2020-09-21 1:11:55 AM  
Nights at White Castle - from KSHE 95
Youtube 6cYHnpFuEG0
 
2020-09-21 3:23:41 AM  
stop ruining my upcoming lifehacker article/book-deal where I make White Castle nachos from the secret menu.

/jeez
//you guys
///seriously
 
2020-09-21 3:37:32 AM  
also, maaan, I *wish* there was still a White Castle in Cherry Hill. way to ruin the movie and real life, jerks. I know exactly how crizappy impossible burgers taste, but that don't mean I wouldn't love to have it on a slider with cheese and those onions. man, those onyon!

(and what the hell was with white castle serving those horrific dr praegers abominations "because it won our taste tests hands down!" - dr praegers is the most disgusting possible thing that was ever possible. I personally believe it was invented purely for self-hating vegans to hate themselves evan moar. like when Dr. Kellogg used to chew your food 32 times for you and forced you to stay in his sanitorium. I call shenanigans, somebunny was gettin' paid.)

/still need to watch the recent Corden with NPH
//met him in the NYC subway once
///doogie, not corden
\V me: (from across the car, waving like an idiot) doogie we love you!!!
V nph: (stalks close, vicious whisper directly in my ear) please. DON'T. call. me. doogie.
 
2020-09-21 5:40:09 AM  
Why do I feel the need to go to the bathroom after THINKING about 20 jalapeño sliders?
 
2020-09-21 5:43:24 AM  

Axeofjudgement: Why do I feel the need to go to the bathroom after THINKING about 20 jalapeño sliders?


I've heard that sliders are great if you're recovering from bowel surgery, and you need to restart the system.  Help you start pooping again.
 
2020-09-21 6:26:04 AM  

Alphax: Axeofjudgement: Why do I feel the need to go to the bathroom after THINKING about 20 jalapeño sliders?

I've heard that sliders are great if you're recovering from bowel surgery, and you need to restart the system.  Help you start pooping again.


Can't even yell if you're kidding. I could actually believe it.
 
2020-09-21 6:28:34 AM  

Axeofjudgement: Alphax: Axeofjudgement: Why do I feel the need to go to the bathroom after THINKING about 20 jalapeño sliders?

I've heard that sliders are great if you're recovering from bowel surgery, and you need to restart the system.  Help you start pooping again.

Can't even yell if you're kidding. I could actually believe it.


It's true, as far as I know.  I'm guessing Taco Bell would also work pretty well.
 
2020-09-21 7:53:59 AM  
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2020-09-21 8:11:09 AM  
They should have called it 'The Hungryman's Briefcase'.

'Hold my calls, Doreen. I've got a power-lunch meeting with mah belly!'
 
2020-09-21 8:28:52 AM  
Serving: 1
 
2020-09-21 8:49:56 AM  
I like their little chicken sammich sliders
 
2020-09-21 2:33:26 PM  
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