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(KIRO-7 Seattle)   A suspect has been detained for sending a ricin filled package to the White House, eh   (kiro7.com) divider line
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2020-09-20 9:00:37 PM  
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2020-09-20 9:07:27 PM  
Donny...he don't like it. Burn the Reichstag, burn the Reichstag.
 
2020-09-20 9:08:31 PM  
What was his Fark handle?
 
2020-09-20 9:11:05 PM  
Was that wrong? Should they have not done that?
 
2020-09-20 9:25:05 PM  
Guess that lets all of us off the hook

/phew
 
2020-09-20 9:30:38 PM  
As much as I don't want Trump to be President, I don't want him assassinated.

And anybody who sends mail to the Congress or the White House should know it is screened six ways to Sunday, including, reportedly, irradiation.
 
2020-09-20 9:38:35 PM  

Unobtanium: As much as I don't want Trump to be President, I don't want him assassinated.

And anybody who sends mail to the Congress or the White House should know it is screened six ways to Sunday, including, reportedly, irradiation.


This. Making him a martyr would accelerate things to ludicrous speed.
 
2020-09-20 9:45:07 PM  

Mike_LowELL: What was his Fark handle?


An article I saw earlier said it's a woman. Lemme find it...
https://www.politico.com/news/2020/09​/​20/ricin-letter-white-house-419141
 
2020-09-20 9:46:55 PM  

lindalouwho: Mike_LowELL: What was his Fark handle?

An article I saw earlier said it's a woman. Lemme find it...
https://www.politico.com/news/2020/09/​20/ricin-letter-white-house-419141


I sent an updated link to the Admin.

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2020-09-20 9:47:33 PM  
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Good.
Can't have this sort of crap now, whether pro or anti-DT.
 
2020-09-20 9:50:49 PM  

Unobtanium: As much as I don't want Trump to be President, I don't want him assassinated.

And anybody who sends mail to the Congress or the White House should know it is screened six ways to Sunday, including, reportedly, irradiation.


Is it paranoid to think that it was a Red Hat false flag? Ricin IS the poison of the derp state.
 
2020-09-20 9:53:33 PM  
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2020-09-20 9:56:36 PM  

jim32rr: lindalouwho: Mike_LowELL: What was his Fark handle?

An article I saw earlier said it's a woman. Lemme find it...
https://www.politico.com/news/2020/09/​20/ricin-letter-white-house-419141

I sent an updated link to the Admin.

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Good thinkin'.
 
2020-09-20 9:56:37 PM  

lindalouwho: Mike_LowELL: What was his Fark handle?

An article I saw earlier said it's a woman. Lemme find it...
https://www.politico.com/news/2020/09/​20/ricin-letter-white-house-419141


Enjoying this plot twist.  A huge step for equality.
 
2020-09-20 10:01:13 PM  

Mike_LowELL: lindalouwho: Mike_LowELL: What was his Fark handle?

An article I saw earlier said it's a woman. Lemme find it...
https://www.politico.com/news/2020/09/​20/ricin-letter-white-house-419141

Enjoying this plot twist.  A huge step for equality.


Damnit, Mikey!
 
2020-09-20 10:05:02 PM  

ox45tallboy: [i.pinimg.com image 480x360]


Well, she may be Canadian.
 
2020-09-20 10:24:47 PM  

lindalouwho: Damnit, Mikey!


I'm sorry, I had to.  They don't let you tell the truth over on Fark so I had to do it here.
 
2020-09-20 10:59:53 PM  
Don't make a martyr of the guy.
 
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2020-09-20 11:06:25 PM  
Dumbass.

Way to go, making an international incident out of it.  'cause after serving a probably lengthy jail sentence in the United States, expect deportation, trial in Canada for charges related to the packaging and mailing of something intending to cause harm, and being jailed afresh.
 
2020-09-20 11:59:37 PM  
AND trying to cross the border with a gun?!   LOL.
Determined.

Still think it's all bogus.  Sad, but the antics Dotard has done, is doing and will do...makes me side-eye Chloe this "incident".  I mean, RICIN?!  Please.  Why not just mail a glass of antifreeze.
 
2020-09-21 12:19:55 AM  

lindalouwho: Mike_LowELL: What was his Fark handle?

An article I saw earlier said it's a woman. Lemme find it...
https://www.politico.com/news/2020/09/​20/ricin-letter-white-house-419141


A lady assassin!? Shoot, how progressive!
 
2020-09-21 12:22:12 AM  
Why didn't she just get back in her time machine?
 
2020-09-21 12:22:18 AM  
So they finally used the cigarette! Longest finale ever.
 
2020-09-21 12:23:07 AM  
Canadian?

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But I am a little worried Trump will try the same crap Bush did with our border.

Of course, if he wants to close the border a while, well, we can arrange it.
 
2020-09-21 12:24:06 AM  

MattytheMouse: lindalouwho: Mike_LowELL: What was his Fark handle?

An article I saw earlier said it's a woman. Lemme find it...
https://www.politico.com/news/2020/09/​20/ricin-letter-white-house-419141

A lady assassin!? Shoot, how progressive!


Well poison is a lady assassin's weapon.

/also Russians'
 
2020-09-21 12:25:03 AM  
Uh, isn't the Canadian border closed?
 
2020-09-21 12:26:52 AM  

ox45tallboy: [i.pinimg.com image 480x360]


Apparently it was sent by a woman in St. Hubert, Quebec.

I've had their fried chicken, their tortiere and their gravy. All up to or above Swiss Chalet quality.

No Canadian woman since the Toronto woman who gave Bluto Blutarksky a lethal dose of drugs and lovin' is dearer to my heart. But seriously, the lose of the SNL Alumni was a tragedy compared to which the loss of Donald Trump would be an epiphany, an apoltheosis worthy of Claudius.
 
2020-09-21 12:27:35 AM  

Farkin_Crazy: Uh, isn't the Canadian border closed?


Not to voting by mail, apparently.
 
2020-09-21 12:29:48 AM  
Antifa? She's Canadian. You wouldn't know her.
 
2020-09-21 12:38:19 AM  
It really says something when people as polite as Canadians think this is the way to go.
 
2020-09-21 12:41:09 AM  

MattytheMouse: lindalouwho: Mike_LowELL: What was his Fark handle?

An article I saw earlier said it's a woman. Lemme find it...
https://www.politico.com/news/2020/09/​20/ricin-letter-white-house-419141

A lady assassin!? Shoot, how progressive!


Pft amateur.
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2020-09-21 12:41:33 AM  
In a letter? What kind of incompetence is this? Everyone knows that Donny doesn't read.
 
2020-09-21 12:41:56 AM  

brantgoose: Farkin_Crazy: Uh, isn't the Canadian border closed?

Not to voting by mail, apparently.


Seems to be a vote of no confidence.
 
2020-09-21 12:43:54 AM  

iheartscotch: Donny...he don't like it. Burn the Reichstag, burn the Reichstag.


The Clash - Rock the Casbah (Official Video)
Youtube bJ9r8LMU9bQ
 
2020-09-21 12:49:13 AM  

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2020-09-21 12:49:50 AM  
Huh, I figured it
 
2020-09-21 12:50:28 AM  
Someone tried to send Ricin to Trump?

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2020-09-21 12:53:02 AM  
suspect is hatless

/repeat, hatless
 
2020-09-21 12:53:53 AM  

SumJackass07: Huh, I figured it would have been someone connected to Ted Cruz. But since it's a woman, I have to admit my error.


Is what I intended to say
 
2020-09-21 12:55:08 AM  

Unobtanium: As much as I don't want Trump to be President, I don't want him assassinated.

And anybody who sends mail to the Congress or the White House should know it is screened six ways to Sunday, including, reportedly, irradiation.


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Yeah, assassination attempts are not cool, kids. Also gonna take a wild guess that attempting to cross international borders after plan a failed to move towards your target suggests this person is not well (surprise, surprise.)
 
2020-09-21 1:07:17 AM  
I have a Canadian girlfriend.  You wouldn't know her, she's in prison.
 
2020-09-21 1:10:20 AM  
That poor ricin
 
2020-09-21 1:21:58 AM  
I should read Leaves of Grass
 
2020-09-21 1:27:04 AM  
I doubt it was actually ricin. Probably just castor beans. The average person on the street isn't going to know how to extract ricin.
 
2020-09-21 1:28:03 AM  

Unobtanium: As much as I don't want Trump to be President, I don't want him assassinated.


Oh yeah... me neither.  Definitely not.  Jeez, that would be just terrible.

pxlboy: Making him a martyr


His name would be the holy rallying cry of the oh look Duck Dynasty's on.
 
2020-09-21 1:31:31 AM  

Unobtanium: As much as I don't want Trump to be President, I don't want him assassinated.

And anybody who sends mail to the Congress or the White House should know it is screened six ways to Sunday, including, reportedly, irradiation.


Putting aside that the 'ricin/anthrax laced letter' thing has essentially never, ever worked... an assassination plan that relies on the idea of Trump or any member of his administration actually reading a thing is especially doomed to failure.

... because no one in the admin actually reads even the briefing documents, and Trump himself literally cannot read because he was never smart enough to master basic functional literacy, if it's unclear what I'm referring to. I wouldn't want anyone to think I'm implying that they're too smart for the trick, they're all more than stupid enough to fall for it. It's just sorta like trying to kill a six year old by hiding poison in the brussel sprouts, or locking a bomb intended for Justin Bieber in a safe opened by singing on key without autotune. Inherent immunity.
 
2020-09-21 1:32:52 AM  

whitefangz64: Antifa? She's Canadian. You wouldn't know her.


I can only hope that her story will be as execrably devoid, as has been the rest of this purposeful staking out of the finest Know Nothingness the taxpayer can buy...  Money is on girl missing meds, or some such.

Interesting to note that currently, in the Northern Temperate Zone, the attractive, ornamental Castor Bean plant, in all its many forms, is seeding out in gardens, yards, along walls, etc., etc. hts of some varieties topping out at eleven feet and, yass sir, they're busy seeding out copiously at present.  What, a gigaton of Ricin containing seeds just dropping out in carpets over and across the vastness of The Republic's soil?  What do you do!!

That said, Obama got served "The Castor" in a woman's plot to frame her husband for the crime.  So, that might be a bar too high for some uptight Saskatoonish  Sibylline to clear...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shannon​_​Richardson#:~:text=She%20worked%20in%2​0television%20and,years'%20imprisonmen​t%20in%20July%202014.

/generalized malaise /s
 
2020-09-21 1:45:25 AM  
If she had sent it with a check for $10, Trump would have gotten it.
 
2020-09-21 1:45:32 AM  

Z-clipped: Unobtanium: As much as I don't want Trump to be President, I don't want him assassinated.

Oh yeah... me neither.  Definitely not.  Jeez, that would be just terrible.

pxlboy: Making him a martyr

His name would be the holy rallying cry of the oh look Duck Dynasty's on.


It would be more gasoline on the fire. Christ, what a farked up situation.
 
2020-09-21 1:46:40 AM  

Mike_LowELL: What was his Fark handle?


Her fark handle
 
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