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(Cracked) Weeners Roman porn coins leave historians with a question: What on Earth does a dick with wings represent? (Likely NSFW)   (cracked.com) divider line
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2020-09-20 6:15:12 PM  
So you can give a flying Fark?
 
2020-09-20 6:21:06 PM  
Ostende unum aspiciendi potestas fuit?
 
2020-09-20 6:22:09 PM  
Eros. The god of love. Also known as "Cupid" in Roman Mythos. A sexy beast with wings.

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2020-09-20 6:27:21 PM  
The dick with wings coin is great
 
2020-09-20 6:43:57 PM  
Red Bull coinage gives you wings?
 
2020-09-20 6:45:05 PM  
Coinage as payment for the world's oldest profession?
 
2020-09-20 6:52:00 PM  
 
2020-09-20 6:53:33 PM  
Have dick will travel
 
2020-09-20 7:01:29 PM  

Albert911emt: Red Bull coinage gives you wings?


Red Bull is also Greek Mythology.
Vulcanalia. (Around Aug 13th) is a feast to honor the God "Vulcan" (an ugly god with an ugly face)
His mother tossed him out of Olympus and he lived in a cave under the sea. Where he learned SCIENCE and created electric weapons (including a taser like net) . and Forging metal, in his underwater volcano lair.

Well...Vulcanalia is his holiday where people toss shrimp and small fish onto hot coals. and Feast on the Flesh of a "RED BULL" that's BBQed on the fire put.

Also.. Vulcan is a patron god of my city Birmingham. The God of the Forge. And we have a cast iron statue of him...he's naked except for wearing a leather harness ...and OMG DAT ASS.
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2020-09-20 7:27:41 PM  
Airforce One.
 
2020-09-20 7:34:03 PM  
Which combination of denominations gets you LXIX?
 
2020-09-20 7:34:38 PM  

Pinche Mateo: Ostende unum aspiciendi potestas fuit?


Panu hybristikon!
 
2020-09-20 7:42:47 PM  
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Historians should get their nose out of the books once in a while.
 
2020-09-20 7:44:48 PM  
Ol' dickwing dick is pretty well known among sex historians. You can buy reproductions of actual Roman dickwing necklaces, if you are so inclined.  If you want to actually know what they were about, google "winged phallus".  For a real treat, Che k out medieval dick trees.
 
2020-09-20 8:01:23 PM  

markie_farkie: Which combination of denominations gets you LXIX?


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Heh....
 
2020-09-20 8:02:34 PM  
What the Hell do they think a porn coin means? They were tokens for a prostitute. You pay up front and then takes your choice among the little rooms in back.

Not that I ever spent much time in Ancient Romans brothels, you understand. I am not, unlike Drew, a time traveller, nor am I 12,000 years old. Who said that? Fake news!

Some of the coins probably had little pictures of coins with wings. Truth in advertising laws.
 
2020-09-20 8:11:54 PM  

Morchella: So you can give a flying Fark?


This.
 
2020-09-20 8:42:27 PM  
Biggus Dickus Levitatus
 
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2020-09-20 9:48:12 PM  
Linda McCartney?
 
2020-09-20 10:46:28 PM  

Morchella: So you can give

pay for a flying Fark?

FTFY.
 
2020-09-20 11:08:14 PM  
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2020-09-20 11:13:32 PM  
In (former) Soviet Russia

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"Check and Mate" --Gary Kasparov
 
2020-09-20 11:15:06 PM  
He gets his lovin on the run?

Sure don't wanna hurt no one...
 
2020-09-20 11:17:19 PM  
Morphine - A Head With Wings
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2020-09-20 11:18:31 PM  
Tokens for viewing at the sex shop?
 
2020-09-20 11:34:06 PM  
That the Romans were a lot more fun BC than they were AD
 
BBH
2020-09-20 11:40:30 PM  
Rubyjock is a time traveler?
 
2020-09-20 11:54:42 PM  
They represent the god Mercury.
 
2020-09-20 11:56:55 PM  
I would 100% support a $3 coin with a picture of a dick.

Two balls plus the shaft makes three! It just makes perfect sense. much more sense than the polar bear we have on our $2 coins.
 
2020-09-20 11:57:27 PM  
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2020-09-21 12:03:09 AM  
lego huius proin irrumo verpa
 
2020-09-21 12:06:01 AM  

leeksfromchichis: [encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 384x384]


That was brilliant. Takes a second to click but I love mathematical humour.
 
2020-09-21 12:13:52 AM  

Belligerent and Numerous: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fasci​n​us


"When a general celebrated a triumph, the Vestals hung an effigy of the fascinus on the underside of his chariot to protect him from invidia.[6]"

So you're telling me we've been using truck nuts for thousands of years?
 
2020-09-21 12:30:05 AM  

chawco: I would 100% support a $3 coin with a picture of a dick.


Speaking of which, I'm honestly surprised the republicans haven't pushed through legislation to put trump's mug on our money yet.
 
2020-09-21 12:31:41 AM  

brantgoose: leeksfromchichis: [encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 384x384]

That was brilliant. Takes a second to click but I love mathematical humour.


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2020-09-21 1:53:17 AM  

chawco: I would 100% support a $3 coin with a picture of a dick.

Two balls plus the shaft makes three! It just makes perfect sense. much more sense than the polar bear we have on our $2 coins.


But, then we American's couldn't make jokes about your Queen with a bear behind.
 
2020-09-21 1:55:20 AM  
It represents 1 dong
 
2020-09-21 3:48:20 AM  
good luck, wealth, and literal fertility.

it's called a fascinus

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the ancient romans invented ultra multi-dickbutt.

and it was the luckiest symbol known to man. yup. explains SO MUCH of "western culture", don't ya think?
 
2020-09-21 4:19:51 AM  
They had Second Life in ancient Rome?

Amazing.
 
2020-09-21 4:25:31 AM  
The proper change for a buttfark is 2 BJs and a rimjob.
 
2020-09-21 7:36:32 AM  

scalpod: They had Second Life in ancient Rome?

Amazing.


I checked on that, found out the second life flying dicks had no wings, and went with the russian dick-drone instead
 
2020-09-21 7:56:23 AM  

Zevon's Evil Twin: chawco: I would 100% support a $3 coin with a picture of a dick.

Two balls plus the shaft makes three! It just makes perfect sense. much more sense than the polar bear we have on our $2 coins.

But, then we American's couldn't make jokes about your Queen with a bear behind.


Another missed opportunity to call them bear butts .
 
2020-09-21 8:05:14 AM  

scumm: Ol' dickwing dick


I think that whole series is on Disney+ now...
 
2020-09-21 8:07:27 AM  

luna1580: good luck, wealth, and literal fertility.

it's called a fascinus

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the ancient romans invented ultra multi-dickbutt.

and it was the luckiest symbol known to man. yup. explains SO MUCH of "western culture", don't ya think?


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/now you know what Spock was really on about
 
2020-09-21 10:05:32 AM  
You could buy a round of drinks at the bar for "a flying sausage"
 
2020-09-21 10:18:27 AM  
It's a screen saver
 
2020-09-21 2:41:18 PM  

Vlad_the_Inaner: scalpod: They had Second Life in ancient Rome?

Amazing.

I checked on that, found out the second life flying dicks had no wings, and went with the russian dick-drone instead


Look at you, researching out your jokes before posting. That's a good way to wind up shaking your tiny fist in impotent rage at the one who beats you to it, you know...

Ah, Fark. How you've ruined us all.
 
2020-09-21 5:19:13 PM  

optikeye: Eros. The god of love. Also known as "Cupid" in Roman Mythos. A sexy beast with wings.

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Except the fact that Cupid was a cherubim, and they originally had multiple faces, the bodies of animals, and were stone cold killers... How we turned that into a fat baby with a bow, I am not sure lol.
 
2020-09-22 6:15:29 AM  

willflyforfood: optikeye: Eros. The god of love. Also known as "Cupid" in Roman Mythos. A sexy beast with wings.

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Except the fact that Cupid was a cherubim, and they originally had multiple faces, the bodies of animals, and were stone cold killers... How we turned that into a fat baby with a bow, I am not sure lol.


If you're brave enough?
 
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