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2020-09-20 3:29:11 PM  
Charlie Kirk's face must be the most punch-able face in the world. I've never even punched anybody in the face and I want to punch it.
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2020-09-20 5:24:14 PM  

Walker: Charlie Kirk's face must be the most punch-able face in the world. I've never even punched anybody in the face and I want to punch it.
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I just kinda wanna walk up and casually open a beer bottle with his teeth.
 
2020-09-20 5:25:13 PM  
That kid is gonna in for a very rude awakening in the next five years. It's gonna happen. And when it does we should all point and laugh.
 
2020-09-20 5:25:31 PM  

derpes_simplex: Walker: Charlie Kirk's face must be the most punch-able face in the world. I've never even punched anybody in the face and I want to punch it.
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I just kinda wanna walk up and casually open a beer bottle with his teeth.


I'd pat him on the head and ask where his male high school 'intern' is at currently.
 
2020-09-20 5:28:25 PM  
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2020-09-20 5:28:49 PM  
The Trumper Youth story?  Again?
 
2020-09-20 5:29:13 PM  

KodosZardoz: That kid is gonna in for a very rude awakening in the next five years. It's gonna happen. And when it does we should all point and laugh.


Why would you say that?
He and the Grifter Witch hes standing next to you have a better track record of staying wealthy via grift then most.

When this is all over, Trump or Biden, both of the grifters here will still be more wealthy then you or I.

What don't you understand about there being zero consequences for assclowns like this?
 
2020-09-20 5:29:35 PM  

Walker: Charlie Kirk's face must be the most punch-able face in the world. I've never even punched anybody in the face and I want to punch it.
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It's the same smile he'd have savoring a great meal on a date at Bennigan's and choking you to death in his bedroom a few hours later.
 
2020-09-20 5:29:51 PM  
Cut'n'pasting the same campaign points as infinitum, repeatedly, is not "sincere political activism". Sorry, Charlie.
 
2020-09-20 5:30:20 PM  

Walker: Charlie Kirk's face must be the most punch-able face in the world. I've never even punched anybody in the face and I want to punch it.
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You sure?

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2020-09-20 5:33:10 PM  
Trump Youth
 
2020-09-20 5:33:40 PM  
Fark. And to think all I ever did in college was drink and fark.

Will someone get these nutjobs some beers and a hooker already?
 
2020-09-20 5:34:01 PM  
You may ask yourself,
What is that beautiful White House?
You may ask yourself,
Where does this grift go to?
And you may ask yourself,
Am I right? Am I wrong?
And you may say yourself
"My God! What have the Libs done?"

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/Same as it ever was
 
2020-09-20 5:34:37 PM  
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"I'm practically paying them with Arbys gift cards"
 
2020-09-20 5:36:36 PM  
That's why I work for Soros.
 
2020-09-20 5:38:32 PM  
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2020-09-20 5:39:13 PM  
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2020-09-20 5:45:19 PM  

Excelsior: Walker: Charlie Kirk's face must be the most punch-able face in the world. I've never even punched anybody in the face and I want to punch it.
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You sure?

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Y'all missed...
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The poster boy.
 
2020-09-20 5:46:10 PM  

Excelsior: Walker: Charlie Kirk's face must be the most punch-able face in the world. I've never even punched anybody in the face and I want to punch it.
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You sure?

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I gotta say, being in the same line-up as all those other assclowns makes Kavanaugh look not that punchable by comparison.
 
2020-09-20 5:51:36 PM  

emtwo: Excelsior: Walker: Charlie Kirk's face must be the most punch-able face in the world. I've never even punched anybody in the face and I want to punch it.
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You sure?

The competition is getting pretty crowded these days...
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I gotta say, being in the same line-up as all those other assclowns makes Kavanaugh look not that punchable by comparison.


At a minimum, Kavanaugh has a real law degree and a record as a jurist, de minimis as it may be.

What do those other junior douchebags have to offer?
 
2020-09-20 5:52:47 PM  
Oh, go fark yourself twice with this bullshiat, Robert Jason Noonan:

Noonan, 46, said "some of the comments may go too far" but cast the activity as a response to similar exaggerations by Democrats. "Liberals say things that are way out there, and conservatives say things that are sometimes way out there, or don't have enough evidence."
 
2020-09-20 5:53:00 PM  
Recently I saw a carboard box with "Packed in America" on the side.  Not made in America, assembled in America, but packed in America.

Somehow these outlier young Republicans are not quite making, assembling, but instead packing their messages, as if no one can see the underlying marketing research and strategy or where it comes from.   Brooks Brothers really should get a royalty.
 
2020-09-20 5:55:27 PM  

whr21: Excelsior: Walker: Charlie Kirk's face must be the most punch-able face in the world. I've never even punched anybody in the face and I want to punch it.
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You sure?

The competition is getting pretty crowded these days...
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Y'all missed...
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The poster boy.


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2020-09-20 5:58:27 PM  

Super Chronic: whr21: Excelsior: Walker: Charlie Kirk's face must be the most punch-able face in the world. I've never even punched anybody in the face and I want to punch it.
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You sure?

The competition is getting pretty crowded these days...
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[Fark user image 850x408]
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Y'all missed...
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The poster boy.

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That isnt a face to punch.

That one calls for termination of command with extreme prejudice.
 
2020-09-20 6:04:20 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Super Chronic: whr21: Excelsior: Walker: Charlie Kirk's face must be the most punch-able face in the world. I've never even punched anybody in the face and I want to punch it.
[Fark user image 850x566]

You sure?

The competition is getting pretty crowded these days...
[therightscoop.com image 800x387]
[Fark user image 850x611]
[Fark user image 397x265]
[Fark user image 850x408]
[Fark user image 301x359][Fark user image 750x500]
[Fark user image 850x477]

Y'all missed...
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The poster boy.

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That isnt a face to punch.

That one calls for termination of command with extreme prejudice.


Command, no. All cerebral, cardiac and respiratory functions, yes.
 
2020-09-20 6:09:47 PM  

whr21: Excelsior: Walker: Charlie Kirk's face must be the most punch-able face in the world. I've never even punched anybody in the face and I want to punch it.
[Fark user image 850x566]

You sure?

The competition is getting pretty crowded these days...
[therightscoop.com image 800x387]
[Fark user image 850x611]
[Fark user image 397x265]
[Fark user image 850x408]
[Fark user image 301x359][Fark user image 750x500]
[Fark user image 850x477]

Y'all missed...
[Fark user image 575x401]
The poster boy.


Kushner fits more in the "vacant stare / cheaply made android in screensaver mode" category.
 
2020-09-20 6:10:35 PM  

Excelsior: Walker: Charlie Kirk's face must be the most punch-able face in the world. I've never even punched anybody in the face and I want to punch it.
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You sure?

The competition is getting pretty crowded these days...
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How soon we forget Eric Cantor?
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2020-09-20 6:10:42 PM  
The Russian tro-uh I mean, Fark Performance Artists?  Yeah, we figured.  Cost of living is cheap over there.
 
2020-09-20 6:16:19 PM  

Ginnungagap42: Excelsior: Walker: Charlie Kirk's face must be the most punch-able face in the world. I've never even punched anybody in the face and I want to punch it.
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You sure?

The competition is getting pretty crowded these days...
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[Fark user image 850x611]
[Fark user image 397x265]
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How soon we forget Eric Cantor?
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You mean Dollar Store Egon Spangler?
 
2020-09-20 6:18:00 PM  

RasIanI: Cut'n'pasting the same campaign points as infinitum, repeatedly, is not "sincere political activism". Sorry, Charlie.


I'm on the fence about whether the second amendment is a curse upon this country.
 
2020-09-20 6:20:32 PM  

Excelsior: Ginnungagap42: Excelsior: Walker: Charlie Kirk's face must be the most punch-able face in the world. I've never even punched anybody in the face and I want to punch it.
[Fark user image 850x566]

You sure?

The competition is getting pretty crowded these days...
[therightscoop.com image 800x387]
[Fark user image 850x611]
[Fark user image 397x265]
[Fark user image 850x408]
[Fark user image 301x359][Fark user image 750x500]
[Fark user image 850x477]

How soon we forget Eric Cantor?
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You mean Dollar Store Egon Spangler?


So many faces to punch, so little time. But I'll try my best to make it fit.
Maybe start a GoFundMe for some Advil for my poor hands.
 
2020-09-20 6:20:57 PM  

The Irresponsible Captain: Excelsior: Ginnungagap42: Excelsior: Walker: Charlie Kirk's face must be the most punch-able face in the world. I've never even punched anybody in the face and I want to punch it.
[Fark user image 850x566]

You sure?

The competition is getting pretty crowded these days...
[therightscoop.com image 800x387]
[Fark user image 850x611]
[Fark user image 397x265]
[Fark user image 850x408]
[Fark user image 301x359][Fark user image 750x500]
[Fark user image 850x477]

How soon we forget Eric Cantor?
[Fark user image 850x1236]

You mean Dollar Store Egon Spangler?

So many faces to punch, so little time. But I'll try my best to make it fit.
Maybe start a GoFundMe for some Advil for my poor hands.


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2020-09-20 6:23:54 PM  

derpes_simplex: Walker: Charlie Kirk's face must be the most punch-able face in the world. I've never even punched anybody in the face and I want to punch it.
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I just kinda wanna walk up and casually open a beer bottle with his teeth.


Teeth? Pfft. Use his asshole.
 
2020-09-20 6:26:00 PM  

The Irresponsible Captain: Excelsior: Ginnungagap42: Excelsior: Walker: Charlie Kirk's face must be the most punch-able face in the world. I've never even punched anybody in the face and I want to punch it.
[Fark user image 850x566]

You sure?

The competition is getting pretty crowded these days...
[therightscoop.com image 800x387]
[Fark user image 850x611]
[Fark user image 397x265]
[Fark user image 850x408]
[Fark user image 301x359][Fark user image 750x500]
[Fark user image 850x477]

How soon we forget Eric Cantor?
[Fark user image 850x1236]

You mean Dollar Store Egon Spangler?

So many faces to punch, so little time. But I'll try my best to make it fit.
Maybe start a GoFundMe for some Advil for my poor hands.


I searched and was disappointed to discover that nobody has made a face punching machine.  Maybe this is my path to riches!
 
2020-09-20 6:27:56 PM  

recombobulator: The Irresponsible Captain: Excelsior: Ginnungagap42: Excelsior: Walker: Charlie Kirk's face must be the most punch-able face in the world. I've never even punched anybody in the face and I want to punch it.
[Fark user image 850x566]

You sure?

The competition is getting pretty crowded these days...
[therightscoop.com image 800x387]
[Fark user image 850x611]
[Fark user image 397x265]
[Fark user image 850x408]
[Fark user image 301x359][Fark user image 750x500]
[Fark user image 850x477]

How soon we forget Eric Cantor?
[Fark user image 850x1236]

You mean Dollar Store Egon Spangler?

So many faces to punch, so little time. But I'll try my best to make it fit.
Maybe start a GoFundMe for some Advil for my poor hands.

I searched and was disappointed to discover that nobody has made a face punching machine.  Maybe this is my path to riches!


It needs some kind of conveyor belt. Or a portable model like those boxing gloves on a spring Bugs Bunny used to use.
 
2020-09-20 6:28:02 PM  
Y'all are slippin'
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2020-09-20 6:29:44 PM  
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2020-09-20 6:31:53 PM  

derpes_simplex: I just kinda wanna walk up and casually open a beer bottle with his teeth.


I just want to casually walk up and make it so you can take those teeth home with you.
 
2020-09-20 6:39:05 PM  
Me: I am not a violent man
Thread: Pictures of people whose faces I'd very much like to punch

Me: ...okay, maybe I am
 
2020-09-20 6:53:05 PM  
At least they're made in America nazi youth, not Russians pretending.
 
2020-09-20 7:11:18 PM  

dickfreckle: derpes_simplex: Walker: Charlie Kirk's face must be the most punch-able face in the world. I've never even punched anybody in the face and I want to punch it.
[Fark user image 850x566]

I just kinda wanna walk up and casually open a beer bottle with his teeth.

Teeth? Pfft. Use his asshole.


You don't know where that's been.
 
2020-09-20 7:17:14 PM  
The sprawling operation by Turning Point Action, led by conservative activist Charlie Kirk, evades guardrails put in place to prevent the spread of online disinformation, experts said.

Guess how I know that these supposed experts don't know shiat?
 
2020-09-20 7:18:14 PM  

Dr. Nightmare: dickfreckle: derpes_simplex: Walker: Charlie Kirk's face must be the most punch-able face in the world. I've never even punched anybody in the face and I want to punch it.
[Fark user image 850x566]

I just kinda wanna walk up and casually open a beer bottle with his teeth.

Teeth? Pfft. Use his asshole.

You don't know where that's been.


Sure we do. It's been talking the whole time.
 
2020-09-20 7:31:55 PM  
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2020-09-20 7:39:07 PM  

Excelsior: The Irresponsible Captain: Excelsior: Ginnungagap42: Excelsior: Walker: Charlie Kirk's face must be the most punch-able face in the world. I've never even punched anybody in the face and I want to punch it.
[Fark user image 850x566]

You sure?

The competition is getting pretty crowded these days...
[therightscoop.com image 800x387]
[Fark user image 850x611]
[Fark user image 397x265]
[Fark user image 850x408]
[Fark user image 301x359][Fark user image 750x500]
[Fark user image 850x477]

How soon we forget Eric Cantor?
[Fark user image 850x1236]

You mean Dollar Store Egon Spangler?

So many faces to punch, so little time. But I'll try my best to make it fit.
Maybe start a GoFundMe for some Advil for my poor hands.

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and wash away the raaaaaain
 
2020-09-20 7:53:45 PM  
I'm happy for Charlie Kirk.

Hes a child prodigy of grift and sleaze. What a talent.
 
2020-09-20 8:48:59 PM  
"The messages have been emanating in recent months from the accounts of young people in Arizona seemingly expressing their own views - standing up for President Donald Trump in a battleground state and echoing talking points from his reelection campaign. "

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2020-09-20 9:16:00 PM  
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2020-09-20 9:19:29 PM  

BitwiseShift: Recently I saw a carboard box with "Packed in America" on the side.  Not made in America, assembled in America, but packed in America.


Someday I hope one of Trump's cellmates brands that on Trump's ass.
 
2020-09-20 9:20:12 PM  

recombobulator: The Irresponsible Captain: Excelsior: Ginnungagap42: Excelsior: Walker: Charlie Kirk's face must be the most punch-able face in the world. I've never even punched anybody in the face and I want to punch it.
[Fark user image 850x566]

You sure?

The competition is getting pretty crowded these days...
[therightscoop.com image 800x387]
[Fark user image 850x611]
[Fark user image 397x265]
[Fark user image 850x408]
[Fark user image 301x359][Fark user image 750x500]
[Fark user image 850x477]

How soon we forget Eric Cantor?
[Fark user image 850x1236]

You mean Dollar Store Egon Spangler?

So many faces to punch, so little time. But I'll try my best to make it fit.
Maybe start a GoFundMe for some Advil for my poor hands.

I searched and was disappointed to discover that nobody has made a face punching machine.  Maybe this is my path to riches!


Sorry, someone already beat you to the punch.
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