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(Enterprise News)   Is there anything coffee can't do?   ( divider line
    More: Spiffy, Cancer, larger amounts of coffee, colon cancer, decaffeinated coffee, colorectal cancer, lower risk of cancer progression, Coffee drinkers, metastatic colorectal cancer  
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2020-09-20 10:56:25 AM  
13 votes:

lindalouwho: Yeah, I'd like to know what else these people in the study had in common.

Cream and sugar?
2020-09-20 2:26:40 PM  
7 votes:

Xai: There are enough health benefits in coffee to promote it anyway, though drinking very hot coffee is linked (unsurprisingly) to higher oesophageal cancer regular coffee consumption (even decaffeinated) is linked to improved liver health.

Between my coffee and booze habit, whatever is going on in my body is probably like putting a humidifier and a dehumidifier in the same room.
2020-09-20 2:46:04 PM  
3 votes:
what if you don't drink coffee but you take a bunch of no-doz everyday so that you're up and awake and constantly aware of your surroundings and everything that's going on and you got to push it so many miles a day just to break even and oh god this is so punishing but what can you do?  my back is killing me and my knees are shot and i tremble all the time and
2020-09-20 1:36:06 PM  
2 votes:
Coffee can't bring a dead hooker back to life.

So I'm open to other suggestions...
2020-09-20 6:16:40 PM  
1 vote:

Lovesandwich: Oddly enough, the wife, who is an ICU nurse, says that occasionally doctors prescribe coffee enema's to help get flowing again.

I wonder what the caffeine effect would be taking coffee up the butt?

OTOH, I don't have a colon, so the caffeine would get far enough up.
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