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2020-09-20 2:07:51 PM  
10 votes:
Biden ads: What can we do for you?

Trump ads: What can we do to people you hate?
 
2020-09-20 3:43:23 PM  
6 votes:

headshot1485: I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: headshot1485: Danger Avoid Death: headshot1485: Danger Avoid Death: puffy999: jaylectricity: Drop the taco

Is that the new Twerking dance/song?

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Videogame theme song.

Is Trump a Nazi or something?

I'd say he masturbates to Mein Kampf if I believed for one second that he's actually ever read a book.

Hillbilly Jim: headshot1485: Danger Avoid Death: puffy999: jaylectricity: Drop the taco

Is that the new Twerking dance/song?

[Fark user image 814x401] [View Full Size image _x_]

Videogame theme song.

Is Trump a Nazi or something?

Yes

I don't think you know what Nazis are.

You're wrong. They know exactly what Nazis are, and that's why they are using the word.

lol ok, I'm not a Trump supporter but stop throwing Nazi around like he'shiatler.


Best. F*cking. Filterpwn. Ever.
 
2020-09-20 2:08:12 PM  
6 votes:
Well hey the Eagle woke up a little! Of course, they screwed up the PAT.

Anyway I mentioned we went for a walk today, I shot this pic:

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Hope and Sammy
 
2020-09-20 1:14:02 PM  
6 votes:
Good morning, everybody. It's nice to take a mental break from the steaming shiatpile that is 2020 and escape into football with all of you.
 
2020-09-20 12:38:39 PM  
6 votes:
I just want to state for the record that Jim Rome is an incredible douchebag.
 
2020-09-20 5:51:06 PM  
5 votes:

Danger Avoid Death: But Redskins has always been so blatantly racist that I couldn't even believe they used it when I was a kid back in the 80's.


I have zero issue with the US Army naming its rotary wing combat division "Apache", "Comanche", "Chinook", "Kiowa" and so on.  it is kinda cool actually.  There are honorable ways to honor the Indian Tribes, and "Redskin" is 100% not one of them.

KC Chiefs?  No problem.  Now, white guys showing up in headresses and feathers and peace pipes, there's an issue.  it's not the name, it's the conduct.  but with WAS, it was the name.
 
2020-09-20 5:25:26 PM  
5 votes:

7th Son of a 7th Son: Washington's mascot should be the RBG's. Make it so.


Dan Snyder doesn't deserve her.
 
2020-09-20 4:42:18 PM  
4 votes:

ariseatex: picodenico: *switches channel*

Whoa WTF? There's fans in the stadium?

Dallas?  Yeah, 30,000 in the stands from what RedZone guy said.  Not the smartest decision IMO, but...


Incredibly stupid and irresponsible. They were supposed to require masks, but one look at the crowd shows that whole PR bullshiat was just that ... PR bullshiat.
 
2020-09-20 4:31:32 PM  
4 votes:
Atlanta special teams coach needs to be fired now.
 
2020-09-20 3:39:08 PM  
4 votes:

headshot1485: Danger Avoid Death: headshot1485: Danger Avoid Death: puffy999: jaylectricity: Drop the taco

Is that the new Twerking dance/song?

[Fark user image 814x401] [View Full Size image _x_]

Videogame theme song.

Is Trump a Nazi or something?

I'd say he masturbates to Mein Kampf if I believed for one second that he's actually ever read a book.

Hillbilly Jim: headshot1485: Danger Avoid Death: puffy999: jaylectricity: Drop the taco

Is that the new Twerking dance/song?

[Fark user image 814x401] [View Full Size image _x_]

Videogame theme song.

Is Trump a Nazi or something?

Yes

I don't think you know what Nazis are.


You're wrong. They know exactly what Nazis are, and that's why they are using the word.
 
2020-09-20 2:05:16 PM  
4 votes:

phimuskapsi: "Immigrants are here, and they are stealing yer jerbs!" - Latest Trump Ad. fark this asshole.

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Back to sports. Josh is killing it.
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I particularly like how he brags about "10.9 million jobs added!" as if he didn't have to lose 30 million through incompetence first. Sadly, people still buy the bullshiat about GOP being decent for the economy even though both of the last 2 admins have destroyed it and left it for Dems to rebuild...
 
2020-09-20 11:16:14 AM  
4 votes:
It returns!

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PFF has an api that they didn't lock down. I paid for a year of data to alleviate my guilt a bit (it was cheap!). Includes historical data till 2008. Have some more styling to do, and I'm working on a weighted formula to determine the Jake Winner when there are ties (which happens a lot!).

Ultimate Jake
- Weighted completion percentage, worse affects position more. 
- Scores improve position, passing TD's are weighted higher
- Score differential slightly affects position
- History multiplier, get a lot of jakes? Then you are weighted higher.

I'll have that part ready sometime next week. I'm running a bunch of math at the server to see if I can get a consistent result that elevates the truly worst player. I'm also looking to see if I can get slightly more advanced stats through pff, but I haven't found the right endpoint yet.

I'll be in and out for the first games, GO BILLS!
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2020-09-20 7:07:25 PM  
3 votes:

rbuzby: Seeing the Cowboys lose is like finding 20 bucks on the ground. Seeing them win, and Jerry celebrating today?  It's like giving a guy $100 bucks to score blow for you, and he says wait here, and goes around the corner, then you realize he's never coming back.

Not sure what's up with the Hey Koolaids, but Chargers fans must be feeling optimistic.

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I was happy for the Cowboys, until I saw all the fans in the stands, not wearing masks, all clusterf*cked together. Sorry, Di, but f*ck the Cowboys and their idiot f*cking owner.
 
2020-09-20 7:03:43 PM  
3 votes:

Danger Avoid Death: The Aaron Rodgers rule?


Pretty sure it was the Brady rule after 2008.
 
2020-09-20 6:48:59 PM  
3 votes:
Mahomes is just unfair at times
 
2020-09-20 6:32:30 PM  
3 votes:
The Mandalorian rocks. Makes me wonder how the most recent Star Wars movies would have turned out with Jon Favreau at the helm instead of Captain Lensflare.
 
2020-09-20 6:17:59 PM  
3 votes:
And Tyrod Taylor was never heard from again ...
 
2020-09-20 6:04:04 PM  
3 votes:

jaylectricity: OK...where was I?

I dunno...I've got foobaw on the big tv again.

In fact, when I told my daughter I wanted to watch football while we ate, she actually changed it back to football while I was gathering all our dinners.

She's five.


Man, I thought I really digged this kid when I heard the fart story, but she just keeps getting cooler and cooler! :>)
 
2020-09-20 5:59:52 PM  
3 votes:
OK...where was I?

I dunno...I've got foobaw on the big tv again.

In fact, when I told my daughter I wanted to watch football while we ate, she actually changed it back to football while I was gathering all our dinners.

She's five.
 
2020-09-20 4:38:44 PM  
3 votes:
I don't know if that is the Cowboys winning it, as much as the Falcons losing it.
 
2020-09-20 4:35:23 PM  
3 votes:

Hillbilly Jim: Why are the cows settling for a 45ish yard field goal?


Because it wins the game.
 
2020-09-20 3:54:32 PM  
3 votes:

Ethertap: ariseatex: ZMugg: Hillbilly Jim: Hell even Meow Said the Dog.

I had him herFarkied as "Borat 2.0"

Miss him hertoo.

Wasn't Meow Said the Dog female?  Or at least the person behind that alt account?

I think that's right.

I miss bevets and tatsuma. NOBODY could shiat up a thread like those guys.


We are all lesser without gorgor.

/APPROVES
 
2020-09-20 3:23:54 PM  
3 votes:

picodenico: Danger Avoid Death: How much money did they have to throw at Dennis Haysbert to have him be in commercials where everyone only knows him for the commercials?

He was always be President Palmer to me.


Yeah, I loved that show. But he'll always be Pedro Serrano to me.

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F*ck you, JoBu!
 
2020-09-20 2:25:46 PM  
3 votes:
These lame-ass, overblown karaoke shows all need to dig a group grave and jump the f*ck in.
 
2020-09-20 2:04:58 PM  
3 votes:
Yeah, the preseason sucks, but I think it's proving itself pretty important this year.
 
2020-09-20 2:02:02 PM  
3 votes:
The Jest are so, so bad.
 
2020-09-20 1:45:04 PM  
3 votes:
If Barkley tore his ACL, you might as well put the Giants on the clock for the 2021 draft right now.
 
2020-09-20 1:35:24 PM  
3 votes:

picodenico: Wait. Adrian Peterson is still playing?

Sheesh.


Probably a good thing. He doesn't need to spend any more time around his kids.
 
2020-09-20 10:41:44 AM  
3 votes:
Having a hard time getting into sports this year, and I hate that some teams are letting fans in stadiums.
That being said, Go Steelers.
 
2020-09-20 7:48:22 PM  
2 votes:
I'm so glad that Shoepisser and Concussion boy didn't call the Cows game. Imagine the slobber after that onside kick. Now on to NBC.
 
2020-09-20 7:43:56 PM  
2 votes:
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NICE!
 
2020-09-20 7:42:55 PM  
2 votes:
False start? Really?
 
2020-09-20 7:39:19 PM  
2 votes:

libranoelrose: I need my heart medicine


Here you go.

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The little fuzzy heart means it's the right medicine for you.
 
2020-09-20 7:19:24 PM  
2 votes:

RminusQ: Rashida Jones's real-life father......................... Rashida Jones's movie father:


It was confirmed that she's, if not a Farker, reads/read Fark.  It was a long standing rumor and a few months back someone posted a magazine link -- albeit from like a decade ago - where she, in print, said something like, "when I have downtime on movie/TV shoots, i'lll browse the internet.  one of my favorite sites is Fark.com....."

She's the total package.  she writes, produces, is funny as shiat and i hate to be so shallow but.......so gorgeous.
 
2020-09-20 7:03:53 PM  
2 votes:

jaylectricity: Must be something about the Chiefs wanting to kill QBs knees.


You still biatching about Pollard from a decade ago? lol
 
2020-09-20 7:00:26 PM  
2 votes:
fark, James white dealing with an absolute tragedy
 
2020-09-20 6:51:56 PM  
2 votes:
I didn't think for a minute the Chargers were going to keep the lead after they stopped scoring.
 
2020-09-20 6:50:34 PM  
2 votes:
I wish CBS could switch games here, ratbirds/texans is done.
 
2020-09-20 6:41:41 PM  
2 votes:
Tell me again why Bill O' Brien still has a job? He has the team he wants and they stink.
 
2020-09-20 6:07:01 PM  
2 votes:
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2020-09-20 6:01:40 PM  
2 votes:

rickythepenguin: GypsyJoker: Charles Napier. Also the leader of The Good Ol' Boys in The Blues Brothers. (Among many other great roles.)

I know him most as the general in the Austin Powers franchise.  a fantastic "That Guy" actor.  Died not long ago as I recall; 2-3 years?


Great interview with him not long before he died.
 
2020-09-20 5:54:54 PM  
2 votes:

MarylandGirl: I'm confused by what happened in the Ravens/Texans game that they put 3 seconds back on the clock, allowing FG kick. Anyone watching that could explain it? Is it because the Ravens D wouldn't let the receiver up to get in formation?


My impression was that the ref bumped the ball after getting it back, had to replace the ball, and they put the extra time on because of that mistake by the ref.
 
2020-09-20 5:54:51 PM  
2 votes:

rickythepenguin: Danger Avoid Death: But Redskins has always been so blatantly racist that I couldn't even believe they used it when I was a kid back in the 80's.

I have zero issue with the US Army naming its rotary wing combat division "Apache", "Comanche", "Chinook", "Kiowa" and so on.  it is kinda cool actually.  There are honorable ways to honor the Indian Tribes, and "Redskin" is 100% not one of them.

KC Chiefs?  No problem.  Now, white guys showing up in headresses and feathers and peace pipes, there's an issue.  it's not the name, it's the conduct.  but with WAS, it was the name.


Yeah, I mean, change the color of the name and could you just freaking imagine your team being named that without sparking a riot today?

Blackskins? Brownskins? Yellowskins? Whiteskins?

Okay, admittedly that last one would probably only provoke a snicker and a "Really? Why would you do that?"

Redskins is the product of a bygone era of casual racism that should stay f*cking bygone.
 
2020-09-20 5:47:55 PM  
2 votes:

milkandcheese: [Fark user image 662x899]


absolutely gorgeous.  I prefer Toyota Jan (noting they seem to have moved on from her;  you still see her from time to time but not as much you used to.)

But she's delicious.
 
2020-09-20 5:46:10 PM  
2 votes:

milkandcheese: [Fark user image 662x899]


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2020-09-20 5:28:55 PM  
2 votes:
I think that's a td for the ravens
 
2020-09-20 5:24:26 PM  
2 votes:
Washington's mascot should be the RBG's. Make it so.
 
2020-09-20 5:21:46 PM  
2 votes:
Oh, Gods, the slate of "reality TV" bullshiat is taking over everything thanks to COVID. How do people watch that crap?
 
2020-09-20 5:12:00 PM  
2 votes:
Once again, Tony Romo is the most entertaining part of the game.
 
2020-09-20 4:57:57 PM  
2 votes:
"Inspired by a true story"

really means:

"We took something real and put in a bunch of crap we pulled out of our asses."

Kind of like the Hobbit movies.

Oh, wait ...
 
2020-09-20 4:48:31 PM  
2 votes:

davidphogan: desertgeek: [pbs.twimg.com image 850x353]

WTF, Falcons?

I missed that game entirely, anyone have a quick summary?  Preferably in meme form?


28-3
 
2020-09-20 4:37:05 PM  
2 votes:

picodenico: *switches channel*

Whoa WTF? There's fans in the stadium?


It is the south. They don't care if people die... it's FOOBAAW
 
2020-09-20 4:36:30 PM  
2 votes:
The Falcons and blowing huge leads in Texas.

Name a more iconic duo.
 
2020-09-20 4:31:59 PM  
2 votes:

Hillbilly Jim: Atlanta special teams coach needs to be fired now.


So do the players
 
2020-09-20 4:31:20 PM  
2 votes:
The Atlanta 28-3's, everybody.
 
2020-09-20 3:47:56 PM  
2 votes:

FriarReb98: UNC_Samurai: FriarReb98: UNC_Samurai: picodenico: jaylectricity: [Fark user image 500x375]

https://www.fark.com/comments/4080223/​Subby-was-just-in-shower-had-one-of-la​rger-WTF-moments-of-my-life-DIT-wpics

YAAAASSSSS

Jesus Fark, that was 12 years ago

I had a sad the second I saw TMLO's name.

He's still on Twitter

Oh I follow him, but I miss TMLO Theatre and such. Don't get me wrong, Mike & PN are good but they're just not TMLO.


I'm going to jump on the memberberries and miss Stop Arresting Me. And Gor Gor of course. Hell even Meow Said the Dog.
 
2020-09-20 3:36:30 PM  
2 votes:

Adolf Oliver Nipples: That's a wild ass catch.


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2020-09-20 3:33:47 PM  
2 votes:

headshot1485: Danger Avoid Death: puffy999: jaylectricity: Drop the taco

Is that the new Twerking dance/song?

[Fark user image 814x401] [View Full Size image _x_]

Videogame theme song.

Is Trump a Nazi or something?


Yes
 
2020-09-20 3:30:28 PM  
2 votes:

EnormousGreenRageMonster: And just seeing on ESPN's site that Dan Snyder and his wife are in COVID quarantine after a friend exposed them... couldn't happen to a nicer dickbag.


Please tell me he plans to meet with the President and plant a big, sloppy wet kiss on him ..
 
2020-09-20 3:29:24 PM  
2 votes:

EnormousGreenRageMonster: And just seeing on ESPN's site that Dan Snyder and his wife are in COVID quarantine after a friend exposed them... couldn't happen to a nicer dickbag.


Like. I don't want anyone to get sick or die from COVID. But I'll be damned if sometimes, it just feels right.
 
2020-09-20 3:27:47 PM  
2 votes:

jaylectricity: Drop the taco


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2020-09-20 3:23:24 PM  
2 votes:
DAK: "Imma score all these touchdowns my damn self"
 
2020-09-20 3:21:06 PM  
2 votes:

Iamos: Di Atribe: fark. Dak in the tent. Andy Dalton in.

So that's where he ended up. Um, good luck with that.


Better than Cooper Rush.

And you probably just whispered to yourself, "Who?"

And you would be right.
 
2020-09-20 2:55:24 PM  
2 votes:

Earguy: Well hey the Eagle woke up a little! Of course, they screwed up the PAT.

Anyway I mentioned we went for a walk today, I shot this pic:

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Hope and Sammy


Here's my wife walking ahead of me.  FINALLY blue sky!

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2020-09-20 2:51:01 PM  
2 votes:
Even mother nature is bored of BUF-MIA
 
2020-09-20 2:49:09 PM  
2 votes:

nvmac: Thanks Spectrum!   Been down for a half hour or so....

YEA, more points!

And GB just scored!

And Garoppolo is out!.. WAIT............SHIAT.


And they're still clobbering the Jets.
The Jets are really bad.
 
2020-09-20 2:42:45 PM  
2 votes:
Holy crap, 49ers just picked up a 3rd and 31 with a 55 yard run up the middle
 
2020-09-20 2:31:06 PM  
2 votes:

abhorrent1: Nick el Ass: Cousins throws a pick, and I everyone here in Indy likes that.

Funny.
A lot of the National media were picking the Vikings to win the division and talking about what a good team they had. And they're getting man-handled buy a team that just got run over by a dismantled Jags team with Gardner Minshew at QB.

Guess they forgot about Cousins.


It has nothing to do with Cousins. The defense is decimated and the o-line still sucks. Cousins is WAY down the list of reasons they're bad. Anyone paying half attention knew the Vikings were in for a long season.
 
2020-09-20 2:24:37 PM  
2 votes:

Di Atribe: We have 3 great WRs & every play is either a running play or a dump-off to a RB. I'm no football expert, obviously, but what the hell?


Maybe Dak isn't as Dak as everybody Daks his is.
 
2020-09-20 2:08:49 PM  
2 votes:
Fark you Panthers, now we're gonna hear about Brady all farking week even though it's the Bucs defense doing well.
 
2020-09-20 2:07:05 PM  
2 votes:
60 minutes, fark off with your ballot fraud hoax hype
 
2020-09-20 2:02:00 PM  
2 votes:
4th & 1 - STUFFED
 
2020-09-20 1:59:03 PM  
2 votes:

Danger Avoid Death: Galileo's Daughter: Oh, Fins-Jags is the Thursday night game?  Should help put me to sleep.

How did NBC look at the schedule and pick that one? Did they say "How do we get no viewers outside of Florida?"


Hey, we thought Browns/Bengals was going to be a disaster & that was a fun game YOU N-E-V-E-R K-N-OOOOOOOOOO-W!
 
2020-09-20 1:53:58 PM  
2 votes:

eddievercetti: geom_00: Snoop Dogg must of smoked all of his money away (thank you for that quote, Future Mrs. Geom_00)

Cause he's now pimping Corona.

/The beer...not the virus.

He's on gives no farks mode I think

ariseatex: So between the Cowboys, Eagles, and Giants...

I'm REALLY hoping WFT keeps the pattern going in the late game, but like any Cardinals fan, I don't have my hopes up.

Then again, NFC West is insane...


Really hoping for a good year for AZ for Larry's sake. He deserves to win big.
 
2020-09-20 1:53:56 PM  
2 votes:
OMG. The steelers audio feed just farking broke too. 

CBS, for real. Get your shiat together.
 
2020-09-20 1:45:20 PM  
2 votes:
I love that the Bears signed Barkevious Mingo. If for no other reason than I love saying Barkevious Mingo

/also, Bears pick!
 
2020-09-20 1:42:49 PM  
2 votes:
CBS FIX YOUR FARKING SHIAT YOU GARBAGE NETWORK!
 
2020-09-20 1:32:41 PM  
2 votes:
Bosa is down?

Not gonna say anything about racist karma, buuut.... it couldn't happen to a nicer racist piece of shiat.
 
2020-09-20 1:26:53 PM  
2 votes:

picodenico: I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: Trubisky actually throws a perfect pass

LIES!

LIES!

BURN THE HEATHEN


Why bother when we have a HeathenHealer among us.
 
2020-09-20 1:15:11 PM  
2 votes:

Galileo's Daughter: eddievercetti: Galileo's Daughter: So, it's been banned, but I'm watching a commercial for Tik Tok.  Amusing.

Oh no, Oracle and WalMart are buying the US app...both are also donors of You Know Who

So, instead of stupid teenage girl dance videos, we'll have stupid I'M ERIC videos?


Not all Eric's are bad dammit.
 
2020-09-20 1:10:40 PM  
2 votes:

Galileo's Daughter: So, it's been banned, but I'm watching a commercial for Tik Tok.  Amusing.


Oh no, Oracle and WalMart are buying the US app...both are also donors of You Know Who
 
2020-09-20 9:22:14 PM  
1 vote:

puffy999: Double gredunza


A DOUBLE WINNAR IS YOU!

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2020-09-20 7:50:10 PM  
1 vote:
Did Tyrod lose his job?
 
2020-09-20 7:44:54 PM  
1 vote:
Jesus. He made three 58 yard kicks and a 53 yarder, but only got credit for two.
 
2020-09-20 7:44:51 PM  
1 vote:
Three field goals, all three were good. Take that, Butker icing!
 
2020-09-20 7:44:48 PM  
1 vote:
I want the Chief's kicker on my team.
 
2020-09-20 7:43:24 PM  
1 vote:
Wife good negated by false start
 
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2020-09-20 7:42:48 PM  
1 vote:
OH COME ON
 
2020-09-20 7:42:42 PM  
1 vote:
OH YOU DUMBASS
 
2020-09-20 7:40:47 PM  
1 vote:

libranoelrose: I CAN'T SWALLOW


Than spit
 
2020-09-20 7:39:54 PM  
1 vote:

Danger Avoid Death: Daedalus27: puffy999: And the crowd noise gets weird


Chargers are just happy to have a home game where the crowd isn't actively against them at all times.  Who knows they may not have the crowd back even when Covid restrictions are removed

Spanos should have left the team in San Diego. His greed brought the Chargers to a town that didn't ask for them.


I still think the best solution would have been to send the Raiders back to LA and the Chargers to Vegas.
 
2020-09-20 7:37:46 PM  
1 vote:
Was that Bosa that got blocked into next week?
 
2020-09-20 7:37:32 PM  
1 vote:

Daedalus27: puffy999: And the crowd noise gets weird


Chargers are just happy to have a home game where the crowd isn't actively against them at all times.  Who knows they may not have the crowd back even when Covid restrictions are removed


Spanos should have left the team in San Diego. His greed brought the Chargers to a town that didn't ask for them.
 
2020-09-20 7:36:13 PM  
1 vote:
Got it!
 
2020-09-20 7:36:11 PM  
1 vote:
First down Chiefs!
 
2020-09-20 7:35:35 PM  
1 vote:
GO FOR IT
 
2020-09-20 7:33:30 PM  
1 vote:
MAHOMES LEGS
 
2020-09-20 7:30:50 PM  
1 vote:
Keep it on the ground, don't be stupid, get in FG range, and go back to BBQ land with the win.
 
2020-09-20 7:30:14 PM  
1 vote:

puffy999: Double gredunza


2008, right?
 
2020-09-20 7:29:23 PM  
1 vote:
They should gone for it.  Glad they didn't
 
2020-09-20 7:29:19 PM  
1 vote:
Chargers get conservative and it will cost them
 
2020-09-20 7:29:07 PM  
1 vote:
Romo's right, the Bolts should have gone for it.
 
2020-09-20 7:28:32 PM  
1 vote:
Bonus football! Go Herbert, we *do* have wormsign
 
2020-09-20 7:26:21 PM  
1 vote:
Double gredunza
 
2020-09-20 7:25:59 PM  
1 vote:
Bonus football
 
2020-09-20 7:23:44 PM  
1 vote:
KC killing themselves. Fark.
 
2020-09-20 7:23:34 PM  
1 vote:
Right down the a
 
2020-09-20 7:23:19 PM  
1 vote:
Bonus Football!
 
2020-09-20 7:23:18 PM  
1 vote:
BONUS FOOTBALL!!!!
 
2020-09-20 7:23:15 PM  
1 vote:

kkinnison: FriarReb98: I'll never understand why people still do wings when chicken tenders exist. You're just wasting time and energy cooking and working around bone, skin and gristle.

You must not know there is a difference betwean white and dark meats.

Enjoy your lean flavorless tenders


He's a New Englander. 
Ignore all posts about food from these types of people.
 
2020-09-20 7:23:14 PM  
1 vote:
its good
 
2020-09-20 7:23:13 PM  
1 vote:
IT'S GOOD! OT coming!
 
2020-09-20 7:23:00 PM  
1 vote:
Bonus football upcoming??
 
2020-09-20 7:22:50 PM  
1 vote:
Holy shiat that could've ended way differently.
 
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2020-09-20 7:22:45 PM  
1 vote:
Overtime it is
 
2020-09-20 7:22:14 PM  
1 vote:

FriarReb98: cameroncrazy1984: FriarReb98: cameroncrazy1984: Because tenders are breaded and wings aren't. The best thing about a wing is the crispy skin.

I don't like the skin. It never comes out crispy. And I'm more of a white meat eater anyway.

I feel bad for people that don't have like 800 great wing places within 20 minutes.

I summarize that by saying, I have B-dubs. A poorly run one at that.


Yeah, no, that is awful, I'm sorry.
 
2020-09-20 7:18:56 PM  
1 vote:

FriarReb98: cameroncrazy1984: Because tenders are breaded and wings aren't. The best thing about a wing is the crispy skin.

I don't like the skin. It never comes out crispy. And I'm more of a white meat eater anyway.


I feel bad for people that don't have like 800 great wing places within 20 minutes.
 
2020-09-20 7:17:37 PM  
1 vote:

FriarReb98: I'll never understand why people still do wings when chicken tenders exist. You're just wasting time and energy cooking and working around bone, skin and gristle.


I'm an unabashed carnivore. Let me gnaw that meat off the bone any day. Yeah, we have steak, too, and porkchops, but ribs are still with us and freaking awesome for a very good reason.
 
2020-09-20 7:16:31 PM  
1 vote:

FriarReb98: I'll never understand why people still do wings when chicken tenders exist. You're just wasting time and energy cooking and working around bone, skin and gristle.


Because tenders are breaded and wings aren't. The best thing about a wing is the crispy skin.
 
2020-09-20 7:15:42 PM  
1 vote:

FriarReb98: I'll never understand why people still do wings when chicken tenders exist. You're just wasting time and energy cooking and working around bone, skin and gristle.


Tenders are good but there's something primal about eating wings off the bone that I enjoy.
 
2020-09-20 7:13:59 PM  
1 vote:
I'll never understand why people still do wings when chicken tenders exist. You're just wasting time and energy cooking and working around bone, skin and gristle.
 
2020-09-20 7:10:36 PM  
1 vote:
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2020-09-20 7:06:59 PM  
1 vote:
And a Texans rookie with a dumbass post-play ejection. Good on ya, junior.
 
2020-09-20 6:58:43 PM  
1 vote:
Herbert looks really good for a rookie
 
2020-09-20 6:57:44 PM  
1 vote:

rickythepenguin: Clock starting to become an issue for WFT.  7 and change down 27-9.


I think the "not being a good football team" was already an issue.
 
2020-09-20 6:51:01 PM  
1 vote:
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2020-09-20 6:48:11 PM  
1 vote:
Here comes the 4th quarter chefs
 
2020-09-20 6:47:17 PM  
1 vote:

Social Justice Warlock: Maybe the Chiefs' offense partied too late last night?


I don't think so, SD D line is just that good.
 
2020-09-20 6:45:11 PM  
1 vote:
Surprised there was no PF on Watkins there. He got ko'd.
 
2020-09-20 6:42:43 PM  
1 vote:

cameroncrazy1984: phimuskapsi: "Are the long ball accuracy questions done now?"
"I'm asking you!"

https://twitter.com/i/status/130779334​9689180160

I loved that part of his presser. Over 700 yards and 6 TDs through two. That's insane! But now the preseason is over.

Wait, what do you mean that was the regular season?


3rd highest Yards by a Bills QB. In Bills HISTORY
 
2020-09-20 6:41:52 PM  
1 vote:
Ravens possible dagger?
 
2020-09-20 6:41:18 PM  
1 vote:
For Ingram, whatever. Great play design and blocking!
 
2020-09-20 6:41:15 PM  
1 vote:

phimuskapsi: "Are the long ball accuracy questions done now?"
"I'm asking you!"

https://twitter.com/i/status/130779334​9689180160


I loved that part of his presser. Over 700 yards and 6 TDs through two. That's insane! But now the preseason is over.

Wait, what do you mean that was the regular season?
 
2020-09-20 6:39:17 PM  
1 vote:
Rookie mistake. Even if they can't hang on to win, I don't see how anyone could argue for Tyrod to get his job back if Herbert can keep from making this kind of mistake again. Keep doing what you're doing, kid. It's one exciting brand of football.
 
2020-09-20 6:39:02 PM  
1 vote:
every time they air that stupid MCD commercial "because otherwise your fries will become their fries", I just think of Aqua Teen Hunger Force: "Your jambox has become our jambox by way of our actions."
 
2020-09-20 6:36:45 PM  
1 vote:
I am back, full of my mom's cookin. Time to eventually drift into a nap on the couch, then wake up and finish the jake stuff.

GO BILLS! Josh Allen is on pace to hit 1000 yards by game 3.

PICK CHARGERS!
 
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2020-09-20 6:29:49 PM  
1 vote:
FIFTY EIGHT
 
2020-09-20 6:25:42 PM  
1 vote:
I wouldn't say Mahomes is rattled, but he's not on target.
 
2020-09-20 6:22:24 PM  
1 vote:

jaylectricity: Danger Avoid Death: jaylectricity: OK...where was I?

I dunno...I've got foobaw on the big tv again.

In fact, when I told my daughter I wanted to watch football while we ate, she actually changed it back to football while I was gathering all our dinners.

She's five.

Man, I thought I really digged this kid when I heard the fart story, but she just keeps getting cooler and cooler! :>)

She's great...prone to bouts of selective hearing.


Isn't that just "being a kid"?
 
2020-09-20 6:21:24 PM  
1 vote:

Hillbilly Jim: Man too bad the Texans don't have a stud wide receiver to help Watson out.


Kyler's favorite person in football is Bill O'Brien
 
2020-09-20 6:15:47 PM  
1 vote:

Kyle Butler: Has the special teams coach been fired yet? Better yet Quinn.


yeah you hate to see such basic stuff happen.  Like when ...fark....Plaxico Burress, I think a steeler at the time, in his rookie season caught a ball as he went to ground, untouched, and stood up and spiked it.  "Yeah, suck it, defense!  How you like that?"

Defense recovered his "fumble".
 
2020-09-20 6:05:07 PM  
1 vote:
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Incorrigible Astronaut: Worse. 12/17, with a grand total of just over 3k yards passing in four years.


minus 5, wow. i thought it was "just" 1-2.


on the other hand, he married her.  Olympic gymnast. Advantage Brady!!!!

 
2020-09-20 5:55:32 PM  
1 vote:

MarylandGirl: I'm confused by what happened in the Ravens/Texans game that they put 3 seconds back on the clock, allowing FG kick. Anyone watching that could explain it? Is it because the Ravens D wouldn't let the receiver up to get in formation?


Didn't see it but your guess is correct.  If the defense does some farkery, "accidentally" not letting the ref spot the ball in a time sensitive situation, or if the defense takes their sweet farking time walking back acrosss the LOS, preventing the offense from getting a play off, they will put time on the clock.

"defense, #76, took a nap and had a sandwich while the offense was in formation, please put 6 seconds back on the clock."
 
2020-09-20 5:55:05 PM  
1 vote:

MarylandGirl: I'm confused by what happened in the Ravens/Texans game that they put 3 seconds back on the clock, allowing FG kick. Anyone watching that could explain it? Is it because the Ravens D wouldn't let the receiver up to get in formation?


That's what I thought
 
2020-09-20 5:53:09 PM  
1 vote:

Danger Avoid Death: shared a few beers with him one afternoon in the restaurant/bar my stepdad was tending bar for, back in the 90's. I think Charles Hallahan, a regular at that place (The Ramp) and the police captain on Hunter, had brought him in with him one day. Both of them were really nice guys.


That's so cool!

yeah he checked out in 2011.  I also forgot he was COL Murdock in Rambo 2 and had a key role in Silence Of the Lambs.

RIP Mr. Napier.
 
2020-09-20 5:52:26 PM  
1 vote:
Played terribly the first half with a QB and gameplan the team didn't expect, yet KC is only down one score. Let's go.
 
2020-09-20 5:50:55 PM  
1 vote:
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2020-09-20 5:48:57 PM  
1 vote:

rickythepenguin: GypsyJoker: Charles Napier. Also the leader of The Good Ol' Boys in The Blues Brothers. (Among many other great roles.)

I know him most as the general in the Austin Powers franchise.  a fantastic "That Guy" actor.  Died not long ago as I recall; 2-3 years?


I shared a few beers with him one afternoon in the restaurant/bar my stepdad was tending bar for, back in the 90's. I think Charles Hallahan, a regular at that place (The Ramp) and the police captain on Hunter, had brought him in with him one day. Both of them were really nice guys.
 
2020-09-20 5:46:27 PM  
1 vote:
If it wasn't for the Washington fight song, the Cowboys wouldn't exist.
 
2020-09-20 5:46:18 PM  
1 vote:

milkandcheese: [Fark user image 662x899]


God she's beautiful.
 
2020-09-20 5:41:38 PM  
1 vote:
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2020-09-20 5:40:16 PM  
1 vote:

ZMugg: ZMugg: GypsyJoker: Herbert Herbert Herbert!

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*shakes tiny Vulcan fist*

Fun Fact: That actor was the Commanding General in the ST DS9 episode "Little Green Men".


Charles Napier. Also the leader of The Good Ol' Boys in The Blues Brothers. (Among many other great roles.)
 
2020-09-20 5:36:25 PM  
1 vote:

puffy999: FriarReb98: rickythepenguin: So curious what they will rebrand as.

As I've said before, this is pretty much a guarantee that they wanted one of the names the Virginia lawyer copyrighted and are being super cheap in their negotiations with him solely because they (read: Snyder) are indignant that someone would do that to them.


It's actually very embarrassing for the NFL and the league should do something about it.


"Redskins" was embarrassing for the league and they didn't do shiat about that, so I wouldn't hold your breath.
 
2020-09-20 5:36:22 PM  
1 vote:
WATSONCEPTION!!! Marcus Peters continues to be a brilliant farking decision by the Ravens front office.
 
2020-09-20 5:35:53 PM  
1 vote:
WATSONCEPTION!
 
2020-09-20 5:35:17 PM  
1 vote:
26-7 At that moment I decided it was time to water change my fish tanks. Come back an hour later and it was like the Super Bowl all over again. The best part was I wasn't even surprised.
 
2020-09-20 5:32:21 PM  
1 vote:
Herbert Herbert Herbert!

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2020-09-20 5:30:51 PM  
1 vote:
Review overturns the call, TD on the fumble recovery!
 
2020-09-20 5:27:16 PM  
1 vote:

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: I hereby move that, no matter what they might do, we refer to them as the Washington Football Team forevermore.


ha, i love it.

So curious what they will rebrand as.

when I heart WFT I thought it was a joke.  astounding.

and I didn't know Rivera had cancer.  They're saying he might get a halftime IV.  that's balls of steel.  fark cancer, Mr.s Rivera.
 
2020-09-20 5:26:04 PM  
1 vote:
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2020-09-20 5:22:52 PM  
1 vote:
Aaand... more points to J-Tuck, Ravens 13-Texans 7. Dude is seriously a robot.
 
2020-09-20 5:21:06 PM  
1 vote:

libranoelrose: How the Fark are there so many non impact related injuries in friggin LA?

It's not like they are cold. C;mon


No preseason.

I was expecting week 1 to go a lot worse than it did re: injuries, but this week is making up for it.
 
2020-09-20 5:14:34 PM  
1 vote:
God the Falcons suck.
 
2020-09-20 5:09:03 PM  
1 vote:
That was the first time I saw the FanDuel James Harrison commercial. That's frickin' hysterical.
 
2020-09-20 5:06:04 PM  
1 vote:

puffy999: Gredunza


A WINNAR IS YOU!

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2020-09-20 5:01:33 PM  
1 vote:
The idiotic stupid farking Texans give up the TD after Coach Dumbass gives them the short field
 
2020-09-20 5:01:03 PM  
1 vote:
TOUCHDOWN, PATRICK RICARD! Texans missed 4th down conversion costs them almost immediately.
 
2020-09-20 4:58:48 PM  
1 vote:

desertgeek: [pbs.twimg.com image 850x353]

WTF, Falcons?


28-3.
 
2020-09-20 4:56:58 PM  
1 vote:
Is O'Brien actively trying to get shiatcanned?
 
2020-09-20 4:56:17 PM  
1 vote:
Well that was farking idiotic, Texass

I mean Texans
 
2020-09-20 4:52:26 PM  
1 vote:
That was a AWESOME play by Honey Badger.
 
2020-09-20 4:51:03 PM  
1 vote:
Gamebreak just shwed the end of DAL/ATL.

Oooof.  Dan Quinn doesnt' make it past week 8.  Week 10 is the Bye week, ssssssoo......if 0-2 ATL doesn't right the ship quickly, he won't last the season.
 
2020-09-20 4:48:01 PM  
1 vote:
The Trubisky Bears are undefeated
 
2020-09-20 4:45:32 PM  
1 vote:

Di Atribe: Daedalus27: I don't know if that is the Cowboys winning it, as much as the Falcons losing it.

I mean. Cowboys farked it up hard in the 1st quarter & then fixed their shiat & came back and got the win.


How about we agree, both teams tried really, really hard to give it to their opponent.  The Falcons worked extra hard to give the game away and pulled ahead in the incompetence at the end.
 
2020-09-20 4:44:44 PM  
1 vote:

Di Atribe: Daedalus27: I don't know if that is the Cowboys winning it, as much as the Falcons losing it.

I mean. Cowboys farked it up hard in the 1st quarter & then fixed their shiat & came back and got the win.


Mostly credit to the Cowboys.

That onside kick was straight shiat though. I can't believe how stupid the Falcons were there. Just stared at it.

Like the quote from American Psycho, "don't just stare at it, EAT IT!"
 
2020-09-20 4:39:22 PM  
1 vote:
Like, I hate the Cowboys and fark McCarthy for ruining the Packers, but I ain't even mad. It is the Falcons. They deserve it.

El oh el.
 
2020-09-20 4:38:05 PM  
1 vote:

Incorrigible Astronaut: picodenico: *switches channel*

Whoa WTF? There's fans in the stadium?

It's Texas, man.


"25% Capacity"
 
2020-09-20 4:36:09 PM  
1 vote:
Holy. Farking. shiat. THEY farkING DID IT!!!

COWBOYS WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA
 
2020-09-20 4:35:51 PM  
1 vote:
COWS WIN COWS WIN OH MY GODS THE COWS WIN
 
2020-09-20 4:35:28 PM  
1 vote:
Kill yourselves, Atlanta
 
2020-09-20 4:32:40 PM  
1 vote:
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2020-09-20 4:28:23 PM  
1 vote:

7th Son of a 7th Son: Holy hell that Jessica Alba show looks horrible.


I have never, ever understood the appeal with her.

She's fine enough, but there are millions of women who are fine enough. I'm sure plenty of them are better actors.
 
2020-09-20 4:26:08 PM  
1 vote:
Holy hell that Jessica Alba show looks horrible.
 
2020-09-20 4:25:55 PM  
1 vote:

Di Atribe: Danger Avoid Death: Just say butt, FFS. Stop being such f*cking prudes

EVERYONE HAS A BUTT


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2020-09-20 4:22:17 PM  
1 vote:
I get back from running an errand for my mom to see another Fitzsack.
 
2020-09-20 4:21:33 PM  
1 vote:
Stolen from Twitter... poor Niners
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2020-09-20 4:20:22 PM  
1 vote:

kkinnison: I have not watched a single game of baseball this year. Really have no reason to start. Not even sure if brewers will make post season


It's the only sport I really got excited about coming back honestly. NBA sure, with the Bucks, but I'm just a huge Brewers fan, so it was nice to just have some sense of normalcy in the summer.
 
2020-09-20 4:17:05 PM  
1 vote:

Incorrigible Astronaut: Torn ACL for Nick Bosa, too. Shiat.

.
Eeeeh can't be too sorry for that one considering what a crummy human he is.... as Conner goes off for 60ish yards to end the game in Pitt.
 
2020-09-20 4:16:15 PM  
1 vote:

7th Son of a 7th Son: Di Atribe: EvilToni: On one hand, after a decade of "play it safe and clap it out" I like the Cowboys' more aggressive play calling, but there are some issues with execution that the offence needs to figure out.

On the other hand, the defense is straight trash and it looks like the only way Dallas is going to win football games is to play Big 12 football: Score at least 50 points because the other team is going to score at least 40.

This is my attitude, too. I'm not ready to be mad at McCarthy just yet. Because he still ain't Garrett.

It's like being mad at Danny White for not being Roger Staubach. Oh gods I'm showing my age, haha.


Yeah, I feel the same way for being so old I understood that reference.
 
2020-09-20 4:15:40 PM  
1 vote:
The last time a Bronco got best that bad, Mr. Hands died.
 
2020-09-20 4:15:28 PM  
1 vote:

kkinnison: Bonus football for me.


Switched over to the Brewers game.

Last game ever in Miller Park.

/name change next year
//MILLER PARK FOREVER
///ok ok...County Stadium too...
 
2020-09-20 4:11:03 PM  
1 vote:

EvilToni: On one hand, after a decade of "play it safe and clap it out" I like the Cowboys' more aggressive play calling, but there are some issues with execution that the offence needs to figure out.

On the other hand, the defense is straight trash and it looks like the only way Dallas is going to win football games is to play Big 12 football: Score at least 50 points because the other team is going to score at least 40.


Wait until your defense plays a good game and you are up by 10... then that aggressive play calling will stop. Such is the way of McCarthy.

It's not hard to call an aggressive game when you're down.
 
2020-09-20 4:03:32 PM  
1 vote:
Bears manage not to lose after doing fark-all the entire second half.
 
2020-09-20 4:01:19 PM  
1 vote:

RminusQ: Apparent torn ACL for Saquon. Terrific.


After the apparent arm/shoulder injury on the previous play, you just wonder if they didn't evaluate it so quickly he wouldn't have been available for that next play that he got hurt.  Of course, you are at risk every play, but what could have been.
 
2020-09-20 3:55:40 PM  
1 vote:

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Dammit. Every time the Steelers get the chance to close it out completely they Fark it up.


Hey, I know that feel.....
 
2020-09-20 3:53:43 PM  
1 vote:

ariseatex: ZMugg: Hillbilly Jim: Hell even Meow Said the Dog.

I had him herFarkied as "Borat 2.0"

Miss him hertoo.

Wasn't Meow Said the Dog female?  Or at least the person behind that alt account?


Sometimes.
 
2020-09-20 3:53:40 PM  
1 vote:

ariseatex: ZMugg: Hillbilly Jim: Hell even Meow Said the Dog.

I had him herFarkied as "Borat 2.0"

Miss him hertoo.

Wasn't Meow Said the Dog female?  Or at least the person behind that alt account?


I think that's right.

I miss bevets and tatsuma. NOBODY could shiat up a thread like those guys.
 
2020-09-20 3:50:41 PM  
1 vote:

Hillbilly Jim: Hell even Meow Said the Dog.


I had him Farkied as "Borat 2.0"

Miss him too.
 
2020-09-20 3:49:46 PM  
1 vote:
McCarthy about to be 0-2, the Packers offense is averaging over 40...

Gonna be a good day, Tater.

/LMAO FINS
 
2020-09-20 3:47:31 PM  
1 vote:
Aaron jones with another TD.  2PAT ..... Good!

42 - 21 packers over lions.

THERE

IS

YOUR

DAGGER!
 
2020-09-20 3:45:20 PM  
1 vote:

UNC_Samurai: FriarReb98: UNC_Samurai: picodenico: jaylectricity: [Fark user image 500x375]

https://www.fark.com/comments/4080223/​Subby-was-just-in-shower-had-one-of-la​rger-WTF-moments-of-my-life-DIT-wpics

YAAAASSSSS

Jesus Fark, that was 12 years ago

I had a sad the second I saw TMLO's name.

He's still on Twitter


Oh I follow him, but I miss TMLO Theatre and such. Don't get me wrong, Mike & PN are good but they're just not TMLO.
 
2020-09-20 3:44:16 PM  
1 vote:

RminusQ: are you kidding me?!

offensive lineman catches the ball on the deflection, giving the bears the conversion on fourth down


I told you lulz were coming
 
2020-09-20 3:41:45 PM  
1 vote:

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: headshot1485: Danger Avoid Death: headshot1485: Danger Avoid Death: puffy999: jaylectricity: Drop the taco

Is that the new Twerking dance/song?

[Fark user image 814x401] [View Full Size image _x_]

Videogame theme song.

Is Trump a Nazi or something?

I'd say he masturbates to Mein Kampf if I believed for one second that he's actually ever read a book.

Hillbilly Jim: headshot1485: Danger Avoid Death: puffy999: jaylectricity: Drop the taco

Is that the new Twerking dance/song?

[Fark user image 814x401] [View Full Size image _x_]

Videogame theme song.

Is Trump a Nazi or something?

Yes

I don't think you know what Nazis are.

You're wrong. They know exactly what Nazis are, and that's why they are using the word.


lol ok, I'm not a Trump supporter but stop throwing Nazi around like he'shiatler.
 
2020-09-20 3:41:10 PM  
1 vote:

headshot1485: Danger Avoid Death: headshot1485: Danger Avoid Death: puffy999: jaylectricity: Drop the taco

Is that the new Twerking dance/song?

[Fark user image 814x401] [View Full Size image _x_]

Videogame theme song.

Is Trump a Nazi or something?

I'd say he masturbates to Mein Kampf if I believed for one second that he's actually ever read a book.

Hillbilly Jim: headshot1485: Danger Avoid Death: puffy999: jaylectricity: Drop the taco

Is that the new Twerking dance/song?

[Fark user image 814x401] [View Full Size image _x_]

Videogame theme song.

Is Trump a Nazi or something?

Yes

I don't think you know what Nazis are.


I'm fully aware but I'm not going to drag this thread down to explain it.

https://washingtonmonthly.com/2017/01​/​31/the-12-early-warning-signs-of-fasci​sm/
 
2020-09-20 3:39:04 PM  
1 vote:
TD STEELERS!

That throw was unbelievably tight.
 
2020-09-20 3:38:56 PM  
1 vote:
Favre at a Brady game.  That's a level of insufferable prickitude that deserves a meteor strike.
 
2020-09-20 3:37:18 PM  
1 vote:

Danger Avoid Death: headshot1485: Danger Avoid Death: puffy999: jaylectricity: Drop the taco

Is that the new Twerking dance/song?

[Fark user image 814x401] [View Full Size image _x_]

Videogame theme song.

Is Trump a Nazi or something?

I'd say he masturbates to Mein Kampf if I believed for one second that he's actually ever read a book.


Hillbilly Jim: headshot1485: Danger Avoid Death: puffy999: jaylectricity: Drop the taco

Is that the new Twerking dance/song?

[Fark user image 814x401] [View Full Size image _x_]

Videogame theme song.

Is Trump a Nazi or something?

Yes


I don't think you know what Nazis are.
 
2020-09-20 3:36:34 PM  
1 vote:

Danger Avoid Death: headshot1485: Danger Avoid Death: puffy999: jaylectricity: Drop the taco

Is that the new Twerking dance/song?

[Fark user image 814x401] [View Full Size image _x_]

Videogame theme song.

Is Trump a Nazi or something?

I'd say he masturbates to Mein Kampf if I believed for one second that he's actually ever read a book.


I regret that I have but one funny to give to this post.
 
2020-09-20 3:36:15 PM  
1 vote:
TD FALCONS!!!!!
 
2020-09-20 3:35:42 PM  
1 vote:
Turnover on downs again! Niners ball!
 
2020-09-20 3:35:33 PM  
1 vote:

headshot1485: Danger Avoid Death: puffy999: jaylectricity: Drop the taco

Is that the new Twerking dance/song?

[Fark user image 814x401] [View Full Size image _x_]

Videogame theme song.

Is Trump a Nazi or something?


I'd say he masturbates to Mein Kampf if I believed for one second that he's actually ever read a book.
 
2020-09-20 3:27:02 PM  
1 vote:

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Denver within a field goal. That was not a good defensive showing for the Steelers, to say the least.


Wouldn't be the Stillers if they didn't cough up a lead against the 2nd qb.
 
2020-09-20 3:26:44 PM  
1 vote:
Adam Gase is white privilege
 
2020-09-20 3:25:08 PM  
1 vote:

puffy999: jaylectricity: Drop the taco

Is that the new Twerking dance/song?


Brie Larson twerking in leather?  I'm down.
 
2020-09-20 3:21:09 PM  
1 vote:
TRUBISKYCEPTION.

Bears are going to lose this game.
 
2020-09-20 3:19:22 PM  
1 vote:

Di Atribe: fark. Dak in the tent. Andy Dalton in.


Let's go big red

/ at least Kellen Moore isn't going in
// I wasn't sure if we even had a backup
 
2020-09-20 3:17:45 PM  
1 vote:

Your_Huckleberry: picodenico: Your_Huckleberry: I saw some incredible AQI numbers last week for places like Lee Vining

One of the more surreal places I've ever been. Mono Lake is just crazy different.

It's gorgeous. Love the Eastern Sierras.


I spent a couple of summers working my uncle's pack station, Pine Creek, outside of Bishop, packing people on horseback into the mountains. It was the highlight of my young life.
 
2020-09-20 3:16:29 PM  
1 vote:

Bunny Deville: Di Atribe: OH MY GOD AMARI COOPER WHAT A SNATCH!!!! 58 YARDS!

Love it when my Bama boys do good.


He always does good. What a gem.
 
2020-09-20 3:15:08 PM  
1 vote:
OH MY GOD AMARI COOPER WHAT A SNATCH!!!! 58 YARDS!
 
2020-09-20 3:05:30 PM  
1 vote:

ZMugg: ZMugg: Iamos: ZMugg: Also: Hi all.

Hey Z, happy Sunday

Thanks.

Also: Back atcha.

Not a good week for me. I'd rather not get into is as maudlin posts would interfere with FOOBAW!


I've been learning guitar, and Bright Side of Life was a good one to learn for these times. Thinking happy thoughts and hoping you get some good football distraction.
 
2020-09-20 3:02:36 PM  
1 vote:

ZMugg: cfreak: I guess the only consolation in the cowboys being so bad is whole division is a complete dumpster fire. Mabye I should start rooting for "Football Team" for the right to get destroyed in the playoffs.

Will you be drinking this?:
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Definitely
 
2020-09-20 3:00:18 PM  
1 vote:
Cowboys comeback begins
 
2020-09-20 2:57:45 PM  
1 vote:

eddievercetti: Got Pizza Hut, what I miss?


Getting real pizza?

/ducks
 
2020-09-20 2:56:20 PM  
1 vote:

FriarReb98: Fark Jay Feely. Goddamned T****t***.


I'm spending way too much brain power trying to figure out what "T****t***" means.

Woohooo!! Wentzception in the end zone!
 
2020-09-20 2:54:30 PM  
1 vote:

Galileo's Daughter: MIA-BUF stopped due to lightning.

Fark Florida weather.


They really shouldn't play in the early afternoon in Miami until at least October.  During the summer/fall there's a thunderstorm pretty much every day between 2 and 4.
 
2020-09-20 2:54:01 PM  
1 vote:

ariseatex: TD JAGS!!


Woohoo! Who?
 
2020-09-20 2:53:38 PM  
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Incorrigible Astronaut: Your_Huckleberry: nvmac: Thanks Spectrum!   Been down for a half hour or so....

YEA, more points!

And GB just scored!

And Garoppolo is out!.. WAIT............SHIAT.

And they're still clobbering the Jets.
The Jets are really bad.

From Why Your Team Sucks this year:

HEAR IT FROM JETS FANS!

Mike:
I lost my dad on 9/11 and I'm not sure if that was even my worst experience with New York jets.


Would you like a window or aisle seat?

/ I LOL'd
 
2020-09-20 2:45:09 PM  
1 vote:

Di Atribe: We have 3 great WRs & every play is either a running play or a dump-off to a RB. I'm no football expert, obviously, but what the hell?


Dak with no protection. Our amazing O-Line is all gone or injured :(
 
2020-09-20 2:42:01 PM  
1 vote:
3rd and 31 conversion!
 
2020-09-20 2:38:44 PM  
1 vote:

Iamos: puffy999: jaylectricity: Two blowouts airing here. Thinking about getting Redzone again.

I bit the bullet after realizing that all of the streaming sites I'm used to are no longer working.

$5 a month is worth it.

Can you watch any game with it or does it just flick you to whoever happens to be in score range?


You're at RedZone's mercy unless you buy Sunday Ticket.
 
2020-09-20 2:36:46 PM  
1 vote:
And it's looking like Mullens now. Fark.
 
2020-09-20 2:35:20 PM  
1 vote:
In honor of being 50 last week

BLACK SABBATH - "Paranoid" (Official Video)
Youtube 0qanF-91aJo
 
2020-09-20 2:31:00 PM  
1 vote:
You jumped, you moron.
 
2020-09-20 2:19:18 PM  
1 vote:
WOOOOO!!!!!! Niners need to play the Jets every weekend!
 
2020-09-20 2:18:47 PM  
1 vote:
Jordan REED AGAIN!!!

s/b 21-3 soon.

#NINERS
 
2020-09-20 2:10:26 PM  
1 vote:
I'm afraid to go to Dave and Buster's again and I'm afraid to watch the Jags play the Titans. Can someone keep me informed?
 
2020-09-20 2:10:24 PM  
1 vote:
Brady is so good they had to run a flea flicker in a blowout, and instead of throwing a touchdown he threw a 20 yard dart that made the receiver go to the ground.

Surprised RedZone didn't suck him off for that.
 
2020-09-20 2:09:34 PM  
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puffy999: Fark you Panthers, now we're gonna hear about Brady all farking week even though it's the Bucs defense doing well.


The Panthers might have the worst defense in the league.  Everyone retired or left in FA
 
2020-09-20 2:09:16 PM  
1 vote:

ariseatex: SAFETY DANCE IN INDIANAPOLIS!


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2020-09-20 2:07:48 PM  
1 vote:
TD BUCS!!!
 
2020-09-20 2:07:08 PM  
1 vote:

UNC_Samurai: Cousins gettin pounded in Indiana


This is news?
 
2020-09-20 2:06:47 PM  
1 vote:
SAFETY DANCE IN INDIANAPOLIS!
 
2020-09-20 2:06:16 PM  
1 vote:
Flea flicker in Tampa! Brady with a 46-yard pass!
 
2020-09-20 2:03:37 PM  
1 vote:

Danger Avoid Death: I could kick myself. I completely forgot about TNF. Didn't even fill out my Pick'em until Friday morning. Totally whiffed on that first game of the week.


Yeah, even though we've had TNF for a few years now, and I do enjoy it, I still find it to be..... a bit dumb.
 
2020-09-20 2:01:45 PM  
1 vote:

puffy999: Nick el Ass: puffy999: Matt Ryan is so slow

Peyton Manning always looked like a newborn giraffe when he took off running.

Andrew Luck running always reminded me of Forrest Gump


Andy had some wheels, and even with mobility he still almost got destroyed by a bad o-line. Peyton would have been.
 
2020-09-20 2:01:43 PM  
1 vote:
Stopped! Turnover on downs!
 
2020-09-20 2:01:21 PM  
1 vote:
"Immigrants are here, and they are stealing yer jerbs!" - Latest Trump Ad. fark this asshole.

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Back to sports. Josh is killing it.
Fark user image
 
2020-09-20 2:00:09 PM  
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Danger Avoid Death: Galileo's Daughter: Oh, Fins-Jags is the Thursday night game?  Should help put me to sleep.

How did NBC look at the schedule and pick that one? Did they say "How do we get no viewers outside of Florida?"


Hey, Bunny will be watching and she's in Wisconsin.
 
2020-09-20 1:58:01 PM  
1 vote:
I love watching the Cowboys suck!

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2020-09-20 1:54:15 PM  
1 vote:
The guy who made the first debate promo is clearly the same guy who does MMA and boxing promos.
 
2020-09-20 1:52:53 PM  
1 vote:
14-7 BUF! DIGGS!

Apparently the entire Miami stadium lost power. Florida, your shiat is just the worst.
 
2020-09-20 1:51:09 PM  
1 vote:
The Donkeys are on the board. That's a right long kick in Heinz, though with the newer stands blocking the river end it's a hell of a lot easier to kick there than it used to be.
 
2020-09-20 1:50:35 PM  
1 vote:
Rams up 21-3. I think it might be a long day for Philly. Probably a long season.
 
2020-09-20 1:48:34 PM  
1 vote:
Even hobbled the 49ers are worlds better than the Jets.
 
2020-09-20 1:47:48 PM  
1 vote:
15 minutes and counting BUF-MIA feed has been completely down. 

This is crap.
 
2020-09-20 1:47:48 PM  
1 vote:
NINERS TD!!!!  Reed with a catch and pylon tap.
 
2020-09-20 1:46:49 PM  
1 vote:

HeathenHealer: I'm not trying to be snarky, but I thought Dallas was supposed to be good this year. WTF


New defense, new offense, no real camp. I bet they'll be better as the weeks go by, they have talent.
 
2020-09-20 1:45:29 PM  
1 vote:
Garoppolo is still limping.
 
2020-09-20 1:39:19 PM  
1 vote:

geom_00: mikaloyd: Niners falling like flies

Hiya, Mika!!


Hey Geom. Penguins will rise again!
 
2020-09-20 1:36:49 PM  
1 vote:

Your_Huckleberry: Jesus...the Jets cannot play run defense.



FTFY
 
2020-09-20 1:35:39 PM  
1 vote:

Danger Avoid Death: Behold the Power of Hooker Boots!


NEVAR FORGET
 
2020-09-20 1:32:28 PM  
1 vote:

dietbubba: Iamos: djslowdive: Iamos: And Bosa's down. Fark.

Shiat. He's being carted off :(

Replay is bad. :(

Like leg bending in a bad way bad?


Yeah, at the joint so ligament tear like rather than mid-leg like creating a second knee bad.
 
2020-09-20 1:29:10 PM  
1 vote:
"I've seen better hands on a clock"

As long as the power is on, those things are pretty reliable.
 
2020-09-20 1:29:04 PM  
1 vote:
F*ck the Buccaneers

Also, haha Cowboys
 
2020-09-20 1:28:05 PM  
1 vote:

ariseatex: picodenico: I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: Trubisky actually throws a perfect pass

LIES!

LIES!

BURN THE HEATHEN

Why bother when we have a HeathenHealer among us.


Oh goddammit you sonofab*tch hahaha
 
2020-09-20 1:24:36 PM  
1 vote:
Annoyed. Trubisky actually throws a perfect pass and it goes right through Miller's hands.
 
2020-09-20 1:15:41 PM  
1 vote:

Danger Avoid Death: Good morning, everybody. It's nice to take a mental break from the steaming shiatpile that is 2020 and escape into football with all of you.


Good morning, hoping we'll see the first Niners win of the season today. But Jimmy's knee, ugh.
 
2020-09-20 1:14:49 PM  
1 vote:

Danger Avoid Death: Good morning, everybody. It's nice to take a mental break from the steaming shiatpile that is 2020 and escape into football with all of you.


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2020-09-20 1:14:38 PM  
1 vote:

Danger Avoid Death: Good morning, everybody. It's nice to take a mental break from the steaming shiatpile that is 2020 and escape into football with all of you.


Totally agree. What a shiat week.
 
2020-09-20 1:13:42 PM  
1 vote:

Aezetyr: Di Atribe: ariseatex: ariseatex: TD LOINS!

lol he did a Lambeau Leap, hi-fiving imaginary fans.

I need video of this....

Seconded


https://twitter.com/i/status/13077290​1​6393101312
 
2020-09-20 1:12:17 PM  
1 vote:

ariseatex: ariseatex: TD LOINS!

lol he did a Lambeau Leap, hi-fiving imaginary fans.


I need video of this....
 
2020-09-20 1:10:43 PM  
1 vote:

gunsmack: Farkin' Uke: Go Eagles!  And who the fark is this C-Team of the JV Squad announcing for them?!?

Speaking of JV announcers: WTF is with Joe Buck getting in the HoF?


About a decade, decade and a half ago, I walked into my local pub and cracked a perfectly timed joke by referring to Joe Buck as "Joe Buck's Forehead" that landed really well with the crowd so I just said it every time. My brain just automatically makes the swap and it comes out of my mouth. Your post is the first time I've seen it in print - so, I've got hallucinations going for me now, which is nice!

/TD Rams......
 
2020-09-20 1:10:15 PM  
1 vote:
Niners D is fired up
 
2020-09-20 1:08:09 PM  
1 vote:

Galileo's Daughter: [i.pinimg.com image 720x893]
/I live in hope
//Go FISH!


Word.  Go FINS!
 
2020-09-20 1:06:46 PM  
1 vote:
I picked the Titans TE just before the games started. Feeling pretttttttty good about that now.
 
2020-09-20 12:53:16 PM  
1 vote:

phimuskapsi: It returns!


This is GREAT!  Are you some kind of genius!??

HAPPY FOOTBALL DAY, EVERYONE!

Go Cowboys wooooooooooo!!!
 
2020-09-20 12:51:14 PM  
1 vote:

Galileo's Daughter: [i.pinimg.com image 720x893]
/I live in hope
//Go FISH!


Old school. Nice. I miss the days when our rivalry mattered a lot more.
 
2020-09-20 12:41:34 PM  
1 vote:
GO BEARS!
 
2020-09-20 12:41:26 PM  
1 vote:

Bovine Diarrhea Virus: I just want to state for the record that Jim Rome is an incredible douchebag.


2nded
 
2020-09-20 12:31:06 PM  
1 vote:

NewportBarGuy: I don't even know why they allow the Jets to play anymore.


Because sometimes the Browns and Lions win and we have to have somebody to point and laugh at
 
2020-09-20 12:16:55 PM  
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2020-09-20 12:08:39 PM  
1 vote:
*Checks NFL maps to see which games I get to view today*

Cries
 
2020-09-20 11:29:22 AM  
1 vote:
I woke up early to see COYS and I couldn't stay awake

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2020-09-20 10:25:57 AM  
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It's always fun when all three of the teams I root for play at the same time but I only get one of the games. That's part of why o love these threads. I can keep up a bit with the games I can't watch.
 
2020-09-20 8:42:32 AM  
1 vote:
Go Steelers!
 
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