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2020-09-20 2:31:49 PM  
Put your farking mask on, Omar!
 
2020-09-20 2:31:58 PM  
PRATER WIFE RIGHT
 
2020-09-20 2:32:04 PM  
Prater misses 57 yard FG.

Pack up 17-14 halftime
 
2020-09-20 2:32:10 PM  
Lions WIFE RIGHT
 
2020-09-20 2:32:21 PM  
Loins FG attempt is way off. Lol.
 
2020-09-20 2:32:35 PM  
BOSWELL FG GOOD!

17-3 PIT
 
2020-09-20 2:32:46 PM  
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2020-09-20 2:33:22 PM  
Who's playing tonight?
 
2020-09-20 2:33:31 PM  
HALFTIME SHOW

Devo | That's Good | Official Video
Youtube mjMJe8xKlqE
 
2020-09-20 2:33:38 PM  
Dolphins wife down the middle
 
2020-09-20 2:33:44 PM  
Miami did something!
 
2020-09-20 2:33:49 PM  

Bunny Deville: Who's playing tonight?


Patriots-Seahawks
 
2020-09-20 2:34:00 PM  

UNC_Samurai: [Fark user image image 425x689]


And Best In The World is doing quite well in Foxborough.
 
2020-09-20 2:34:28 PM  

Bunny Deville: Who's playing tonight?


Darth Hoodie versus Chewing Gum

Hell of a matchup
 
2020-09-20 2:34:31 PM  
HALFTIME JAKE UPDATE

Kirk Cousins, Dolhomme Rating: 33.3 (2 INT)
Teddy Bridgewater, Delhomme Rating: 33.3 (FUM, INT)
Daniel Jones, Delhomme Rating: 33.3 (FUM, INT)
 
2020-09-20 2:34:37 PM  
Two blowouts airing here. Thinking about getting Redzone again.
 
2020-09-20 2:35:05 PM  
Yay Sanders!  54-yd FG!
 
2020-09-20 2:35:20 PM  
In honor of being 50 last week

BLACK SABBATH - "Paranoid" (Official Video)
Youtube 0qanF-91aJo
 
2020-09-20 2:35:22 PM  
50% of halftime montage clips are Niners injuries. And begun the Mullens Era has.
 
2020-09-20 2:35:52 PM  

jaylectricity: Two blowouts airing here. Thinking about getting Redzone again.


I've only experienced that once at my parents in South Carolina. I did not move from the couch for 7 hours. It was amazing
 
2020-09-20 2:36:07 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: These lame-ass, overblown karaoke shows all need to dig a group grave and jump the f*ck in.


The first time I referred to The Masked Singer as "Funny Karaoke" my husband spit his beer out

I also then had to explain "furries" to my teenage son, so it wasn't a complete win.
 
2020-09-20 2:36:10 PM  
DRISKEL-SACK again. He's gonna be one big bruise tonight.
 
2020-09-20 2:36:25 PM  
That was off the defender's helmet...which just happened to be in the receiver's armwidth.
 
2020-09-20 2:36:41 PM  

HeathenHealer: jaylectricity: Two blowouts airing here. Thinking about getting Redzone again.

I've only experienced that once at my parents in South Carolina. I did not move from the couch for 7 hours. It was amazing


Sounds...messy.
 
2020-09-20 2:36:46 PM  
And it's looking like Mullens now. Fark.
 
2020-09-20 2:36:54 PM  

EvilToni: Danger Avoid Death: These lame-ass, overblown karaoke shows all need to dig a group grave and jump the f*ck in.

The first time I referred to The Masked Singer as "Funny Karaoke" my husband spit his beer out

I also then had to explain "furries" to my teenage son, so it wasn't a complete win.


FURRY KARAOKE damn auto-correct
 
2020-09-20 2:37:05 PM  

jaylectricity: Two blowouts airing here. Thinking about getting Redzone again.


I bit the bullet after realizing that all of the streaming sites I'm used to are no longer working.

$5 a month is worth it.
 
2020-09-20 2:37:23 PM  
Great tackle Ward! Punt that shiat Jests.
 
2020-09-20 2:38:03 PM  

puffy999: jaylectricity: Two blowouts airing here. Thinking about getting Redzone again.

I bit the bullet after realizing that all of the streaming sites I'm used to are no longer working.

$5 a month is worth it.


Can you watch any game with it or does it just flick you to whoever happens to be in score range?
 
2020-09-20 2:38:17 PM  
Brady would have gotten the bailout DPI there, Driskel. Sorry you didn't, but you're not special.
 
2020-09-20 2:38:21 PM  

Bunny Deville: I'm afraid to go to Dave and Buster's again and I'm afraid to watch the Jags play the Titans. Can someone keep me informed?


Go to downtown Madison and get wreaked

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2020-09-20 2:38:22 PM  
So just laying on the back of Robert Quinn is okay I guess?
 
2020-09-20 2:38:31 PM  
*puts on PIT game*

Not too shabby!
 
2020-09-20 2:38:33 PM  
There shouldn't be a flag either way on that, honestly. He ran over the defender, and he barely touched him in the process.
 
2020-09-20 2:38:40 PM  
Mostert too?!!! We're now down 4 starters.
 
2020-09-20 2:38:44 PM  

Iamos: puffy999: jaylectricity: Two blowouts airing here. Thinking about getting Redzone again.

I bit the bullet after realizing that all of the streaming sites I'm used to are no longer working.

$5 a month is worth it.

Can you watch any game with it or does it just flick you to whoever happens to be in score range?


You're at RedZone's mercy unless you buy Sunday Ticket.
 
2020-09-20 2:38:46 PM  

EvilToni: The first time I referred to The Masked Singer as "Funny Karaoke" my husband spit his beer out

I also then had to explain "furries" to my teenage son, so it wasn't a complete win


Explain

Just show him this:
media1.tenor.comView Full Size
 
2020-09-20 2:39:14 PM  

Iamos: puffy999: jaylectricity: Two blowouts airing here. Thinking about getting Redzone again.

I bit the bullet after realizing that all of the streaming sites I'm used to are no longer working.

$5 a month is worth it.

Can you watch any game with it or does it just flick you to whoever happens to be in score range?


Whoever's in scoring range for the most part.  If no one's in scoring range, they still show a game of course.
 
2020-09-20 2:39:31 PM  

milkandcheese: Bunny Deville: I'm afraid to go to Dave and Buster's again and I'm afraid to watch the Jags play the Titans. Can someone keep me informed?

Go to downtown Madison and get wreaked

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I day drank yesterday, I don't think the husband would be happy to have to drive me back to my car again.
 
2020-09-20 2:39:32 PM  

Incorrigible Astronaut: Iamos: puffy999: jaylectricity: Two blowouts airing here. Thinking about getting Redzone again.

I bit the bullet after realizing that all of the streaming sites I'm used to are no longer working.

$5 a month is worth it.

Can you watch any game with it or does it just flick you to whoever happens to be in score range?

You're at RedZone's mercy unless you buy Sunday Ticket.


Got it. This would anger me too much I think.
 
2020-09-20 2:39:37 PM  

puffy999: jaylectricity: Two blowouts airing here. Thinking about getting Redzone again.

I bit the bullet after realizing that all of the streaming sites I'm used to are no longer working.

$5 a month is worth it.



REDZONE IS ONLY $5 A MONTH!???
 
2020-09-20 2:39:58 PM  
There's the lions I know and love, that was a spectacular implosion at the end of the half.
 
2020-09-20 2:40:11 PM  
If they were playing any other team, I would say the 49ers were in trouble with all the injuries.  However against the Jets....
 
2020-09-20 2:40:20 PM  

djslowdive: Mostert too?!!! We're now down 4 starters.


What??? Fuuuuuuuuudge.
 
2020-09-20 2:40:25 PM  

Di Atribe: puffy999: jaylectricity: Two blowouts airing here. Thinking about getting Redzone again.

I bit the bullet after realizing that all of the streaming sites I'm used to are no longer working.

$5 a month is worth it.


REDZONE IS ONLY $5 A MONTH!???


For my cable service it is.
 
2020-09-20 2:40:50 PM  

Di Atribe: puffy999: jaylectricity: Two blowouts airing here. Thinking about getting Redzone again.

I bit the bullet after realizing that all of the streaming sites I'm used to are no longer working.

$5 a month is worth it.


REDZONE IS ONLY $5 A MONTH!???


11 here.
 
2020-09-20 2:40:56 PM  

puffy999: Gostkowski shiats all over the field, his team, and the television screens of America last week.

This week he's back to his old self.


The way I saw it, he was hurt last year. First time in his career missing time. So it seemed typical that he'd have to get back adjusted to making kicks in an actual game.
 
2020-09-20 2:41:08 PM  
FG is good!

29-10 Falcons over Cowboys
 
2020-09-20 2:41:13 PM  

abhorrent1: Nick el Ass: Cousins throws a pick, and I everyone here in Indy likes that.

Funny.
A lot of the National media were picking the Vikings to win the division and talking about what a good team they had. And they're getting man-handled buy a team that just got run over by a dismantled Jags team with Gardner Minshew at QB.

Guess they forgot about Cousins.


I didn't watch any football in week 1, but it looks like the Vikings had a rough game against the Packers defensively while the Colts were good on both sides despite Minshew completing 19 of 20 passes. Rivers being Rivers cost us.
 
2020-09-20 2:41:21 PM  

Di Atribe: cfreak: *Turns on Cowboys*

What the everloving Fark???

Don't...... you don't want to know.....


I've been half watching while making lunch. A case of fumblebees I see ... :(
 
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