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2020-09-20 1:28:14 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Drew Lock on his way into the locker room. Concussion protocol upcoming. Who is Denver's backup?


Something called a "Jeff Driskel". There've been so many Pony QBs lately...
 
2020-09-20 1:28:16 PM  

picodenico: Yeah, that's not a Lions fumble.


Clete farking Blakeman.
 
2020-09-20 1:28:35 PM  
Carolina now playing like I was expecting them to this season. Already 14 to 0, both thanks to turnovers.
 
2020-09-20 1:28:38 PM  
Please get Conner and Johnson out of there.

Snell , McFarland, claypool.
 
2020-09-20 1:28:44 PM  

picodenico: Yeah, that's not a Lions fumble.


Yeah, it just bounced off him, he never had it
 
2020-09-20 1:28:51 PM  
Wow. New commercials. I'm used to the 11 we have in the hockey playoffs.
 
2020-09-20 1:29:04 PM  
F*ck the Buccaneers

Also, haha Cowboys
 
2020-09-20 1:29:08 PM  
Busy cart day for the Niners, damn.
 
2020-09-20 1:29:09 PM  
And Thomas is carted off. Holy farking hell.
 
2020-09-20 1:29:10 PM  
"I've seen better hands on a clock"

As long as the power is on, those things are pretty reliable.
 
2020-09-20 1:29:16 PM  
A dumpoff worked?
 
2020-09-20 1:29:19 PM  

picodenico: I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: Trubisky actually throws a perfect pass

LIES!

LIES!

BURN THE HEATHEN


Whoa whoa. Slow down
 
2020-09-20 1:29:22 PM  

phimuskapsi: Bills started at their own 3, and marched for a TD.


Josh Allen is looking more and more legit as they go along.
 
2020-09-20 1:29:30 PM  

Incorrigible Astronaut: Cart's out for Nick Bosa


Parris Campbell of the Colts was doing good until he took a Vikings player to the knee, and he was carted off the field too.
 
2020-09-20 1:29:30 PM  
TOUCHDOWN STEELERS!!!
 
2020-09-20 1:29:31 PM  
TD STEELERS!
 
2020-09-20 1:29:33 PM  
TD STEELERS!
 
2020-09-20 1:29:36 PM  
Holy Moly Falcons rollin
 
2020-09-20 1:29:46 PM  

7th Son of a 7th Son: Di Atribe: Motherfark....... that's the SECOND Cowboys fumble & the game just farking started WTF uuuuuuuuugh

2020 in a nutshell. 'Ello Di! Hope the 'boys can bounce back!


Hiya, Seven!

Well the Falcons just scored again, so lol...... not lookin good....

I mean, there was NO ONE, he was wide open just walked right in, wow.
 
2020-09-20 1:29:58 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: A dumpoff worked?


Screen =/= dumpoff
 
2020-09-20 1:30:02 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: Iamos: Danger Avoid Death: Iamos: Danger Avoid Death: Good morning, everybody. It's nice to take a mental break from the steaming shiatpile that is 2020 and escape into football with all of you.

Good morning, hoping we'll see the first Niners win of the season today. But Jimmy's knee, ugh.

I've got Rams/Eagles down here. I'd like to see the Niners game, but not at the expense of a big Red Zone bill on top of my already outrageous highway rapery cable bill.

Ah, that makes sense. Well, hope it's enjoyable at any rate.

Up 7-3 over the Eagles, the Dodgers are on a 5 game winning streak with the best record in baseball, and the Lakers are playing in game 2 of the WCF up 1-0*. It's a good time, LA sports-wise.

/*They should be playing the Clippers, but the Clippers somehow managed to pull the Clipperest of choke jobs.
//*It was so damned Clipperesque that all I could really do was laugh at the time
///difference between Lakers and Clippers is that it would have been tragedy for the Lakers; it was comedy for the Clippers.


I haven't followed the NBA since forever now, so I can never accept the fact that the Clippers are a good team.

Also, Thomas is on the cart. At this rate, the cart is going to reach it's maintenance service interval by halftime.
 
2020-09-20 1:30:03 PM  

Marbleisheavy: What the actual fick is happening in Dallas.  Is


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2020-09-20 1:30:14 PM  

Iamos: djslowdive: Iamos: And Bosa's down. Fark.

Shiat. He's being carted off :(

Replay is bad. :(


Like leg bending in a bad way bad?
 
2020-09-20 1:30:26 PM  
Armstead w/ the sack!
 
2020-09-20 1:30:26 PM  
Bucs defense forces a turnover and short field

NFL Red zone: "TOM BRADY TOOK THEM DOWN THE FIELD!"
 
2020-09-20 1:30:27 PM  
BOSWELL XP GOOD!

7-0 PIT
 
2020-09-20 1:30:35 PM  

Di Atribe: Was the football dipped in olive oil before the game, Jesus


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Hi, Di!
 
2020-09-20 1:30:47 PM  
Niners falling like flies
 
2020-09-20 1:31:13 PM  

mikaloyd: Niners falling like flies


Hiya, Mika!!
 
2020-09-20 1:31:30 PM  

mikaloyd: Niners falling like flies


We're down to thirty niners?
 
2020-09-20 1:31:30 PM  

ariseatex: picodenico: I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: Trubisky actually throws a perfect pass

LIES!

LIES!

BURN THE HEATHEN

Why bother when we have a HeathenHealer among us.


To quote one of my store's old GURPS campaigns:  "Faith healing?  Well I'll be damned!"
 
2020-09-20 1:31:45 PM  
Steelers converted on 4th and 88?

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2020-09-20 1:31:49 PM  
Eagles D looks terrible.
 
2020-09-20 1:32:15 PM  

EnormousGreenRageMonster: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Drew Lock on his way into the locker room. Concussion protocol upcoming. Who is Denver's backup?

Something called a "Jeff Driskel". There've been so many Pony QBs lately...


Jeff Driskel, the punching bag formerly of the Bengals?
 
2020-09-20 1:32:28 PM  

dietbubba: Iamos: djslowdive: Iamos: And Bosa's down. Fark.

Shiat. He's being carted off :(

Replay is bad. :(

Like leg bending in a bad way bad?


Yeah, at the joint so ligament tear like rather than mid-leg like creating a second knee bad.
 
2020-09-20 1:32:41 PM  
Bosa is down?

Not gonna say anything about racist karma, buuut.... it couldn't happen to a nicer racist piece of shiat.
 
2020-09-20 1:32:47 PM  
TD RAMS!!
 
2020-09-20 1:33:02 PM  

little big man: Steelers converted on 4th and 88?

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Yes.  In Pittsburgh, that's called: a normal play.
 
2020-09-20 1:33:10 PM  
Eagles D is social distancing from this game.

TD Rams
 
2020-09-20 1:33:15 PM  

Fireproof: Carolina now playing like I was expecting them to this season. Already 14 to 0, both thanks to turnovers.


Same.

/Cowboys
 
2020-09-20 1:33:26 PM  
"In the area of Anthony Miller"

Or area code. There's the Trubinsky we know and "love."
 
2020-09-20 1:33:29 PM  
TD, Rams on the reverse!
 
2020-09-20 1:33:35 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: EnormousGreenRageMonster: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Drew Lock on his way into the locker room. Concussion protocol upcoming. Who is Denver's backup?

Something called a "Jeff Driskel". There've been so many Pony QBs lately...

Jeff Driskel, the punching bag formerly of the Bengals?


Jeff Driskell is from the Logan Thomas school of, "you were such dogshiat in college, who thought they could make an NFL QB out of you?"
 
2020-09-20 1:33:38 PM  
Wait. Adrian Peterson is still playing?

Sheesh.
 
2020-09-20 1:33:50 PM  
Drew Lock-er room
 
2020-09-20 1:33:56 PM  
Blitz Driscoll every snap
 
2020-09-20 1:34:05 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: EnormousGreenRageMonster: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Drew Lock on his way into the locker room. Concussion protocol upcoming. Who is Denver's backup?

Something called a "Jeff Driskel". There've been so many Pony QBs lately...

Jeff Driskel, the punching bag formerly of the Bengals?


Yeah... 5th year, former Stafford backup as well.
 
2020-09-20 1:34:22 PM  
Donkey Show into the locker room
 
2020-09-20 1:34:24 PM  
Sean McVay was still covering his mouth with the playcall sheet despite having a mask on.  (And not covering his nose while talking into his receiver, because that makes a difference.)
 
2020-09-20 1:34:36 PM  

UNC_Samurai: ariseatex: picodenico: I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: Trubisky actually throws a perfect pass

LIES!

LIES!

BURN THE HEATHEN

Why bother when we have a HeathenHealer among us.

To quote one of my store's old GURPS campaigns:  "Faith healing?  Well I'll be damned!"


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Behold the Power of Hooker Boots!
 
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