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2020-09-20 1:12:51 PM  

Di Atribe: ariseatex: ariseatex: TD LOINS!

lol he did a Lambeau Leap, hi-fiving imaginary fans.

I need video of this....


Seconded
 
2020-09-20 1:12:57 PM  

HeathenHealer: geom_00: Heatherhealer!!

Long time!!

Hey Geom!!!! How's it going?


Going well, thanks.

WTFark was THAT, STEELERS?!?
 
2020-09-20 1:13:12 PM  
FUMBLE-BEES for Ben/Deonte Johnson... recovered for a nice loss
 
2020-09-20 1:13:28 PM  

Galileo's Daughter: eddievercetti: Galileo's Daughter: So, it's been banned, but I'm watching a commercial for Tik Tok.  Amusing.

Oh no, Oracle and WalMart are buying the US app...both are also donors of You Know Who

So, instead of stupid teenage girl dance videos, we'll have stupid I'M ERIC videos?


But you repeat yourself.
 
2020-09-20 1:13:34 PM  
Donate Johnson and James conner need to ride pine
 
2020-09-20 1:13:42 PM  

Aezetyr: Di Atribe: ariseatex: ariseatex: TD LOINS!

lol he did a Lambeau Leap, hi-fiving imaginary fans.

I need video of this....

Seconded


https://twitter.com/i/status/13077290​1​6393101312
 
2020-09-20 1:14:02 PM  
Good morning, everybody. It's nice to take a mental break from the steaming shiatpile that is 2020 and escape into football with all of you.
 
2020-09-20 1:14:31 PM  
Oh damn, Aaron Jones just hit a brick wall in the backfield. Good goddamn.
 
2020-09-20 1:14:34 PM  
3 and out is what happens when you open with cutesy nonsense.
 
2020-09-20 1:14:38 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: Good morning, everybody. It's nice to take a mental break from the steaming shiatpile that is 2020 and escape into football with all of you.


Totally agree. What a shiat week.
 
2020-09-20 1:14:39 PM  
Late but...

Here we go Stillers here we go!
*clap* *clap*
 
2020-09-20 1:14:49 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: Good morning, everybody. It's nice to take a mental break from the steaming shiatpile that is 2020 and escape into football with all of you.


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2020-09-20 1:15:10 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: 3 and out is what happens when you open with cutesy nonsense.


They do what they do. Omar fellator
 
2020-09-20 1:15:11 PM  

Galileo's Daughter: eddievercetti: Galileo's Daughter: So, it's been banned, but I'm watching a commercial for Tik Tok.  Amusing.

Oh no, Oracle and WalMart are buying the US app...both are also donors of You Know Who

So, instead of stupid teenage girl dance videos, we'll have stupid I'M ERIC videos?


Not all Eric's are bad dammit.
 
2020-09-20 1:15:11 PM  

phimuskapsi: Aezetyr: Di Atribe: ariseatex: ariseatex: TD LOINS!

lol he did a Lambeau Leap, hi-fiving imaginary fans.

I need video of this....

Seconded

https://twitter.com/i/status/130772901​6393101312


Noice!
 
2020-09-20 1:15:33 PM  

eddievercetti: Danger Avoid Death: Good morning, everybody. It's nice to take a mental break from the steaming shiatpile that is 2020 and escape into football with all of you.

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Forgot to add the Van is the PS5.
 
2020-09-20 1:15:41 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: Good morning, everybody. It's nice to take a mental break from the steaming shiatpile that is 2020 and escape into football with all of you.


Good morning, hoping we'll see the first Niners win of the season today. But Jimmy's knee, ugh.
 
2020-09-20 1:15:49 PM  
Twindemic!

Anyway. Foot the ball, and no hockey conflicting.
 
2020-09-20 1:16:03 PM  
Go Colts who actually decided to open the roof of LOS on a cool Sunday morning to let the coronavirus swirl around.
 
2020-09-20 1:16:21 PM  
I keep forgetting the the players can't see the yellow first down line, and that if they stop someone just short of it, it's because they know every yard counts.
 
2020-09-20 1:16:23 PM  
Bears did something right.

2020 just doesn't quit, does it?
 
2020-09-20 1:16:48 PM  
Diggs for 25!!
 
2020-09-20 1:17:07 PM  
MINSHEWCEPTION!
 
2020-09-20 1:17:41 PM  
Likely missing the rest of the afternoon games, getting into a plane to fly back to Beantown.

fark getting ON the plane, I'm getting IN the plane. (Paraphrased from the Carlin)
 
2020-09-20 1:17:42 PM  
Lmao at minshew taking that stiffarm like a girl
 
2020-09-20 1:17:42 PM  

ariseatex: MINSHEWCEPTION!


So much for his ridiculous accuracy.,
 
2020-09-20 1:18:05 PM  
Sheesh, it's the Green Bay Inepters.
 
2020-09-20 1:18:06 PM  
Dakotasackfumble

I made a lot of curses.....
 
2020-09-20 1:18:14 PM  

phimuskapsi: ariseatex: MINSHEWCEPTION!

So much for his ridiculous accuracy.,


In his defense, it was tipped.
 
2020-09-20 1:18:22 PM  

phimuskapsi: Diggs for 25!!


*winces*
 
2020-09-20 1:18:27 PM  
JONESFUMBLE!
 
2020-09-20 1:18:29 PM  
Poor Daniel Jones.
 
2020-09-20 1:18:32 PM  

Aezetyr: Likely missing the rest of the afternoon games, getting into a plane to fly back to Beantown.

fark getting ON the plane, I'm getting IN the plane. (Paraphrased from the Carlin)


Why do they call it a near miss?
 
2020-09-20 1:18:47 PM  
Hey, Steelers.  You need to block that shirt!!
 
2020-09-20 1:19:05 PM  

Leader O'Cola: Aezetyr: Likely missing the rest of the afternoon games, getting into a plane to fly back to Beantown.

fark getting ON the plane, I'm getting IN the plane. (Paraphrased from the Carlin)

Why do they call it a near miss?


Its a near HIT!!
 
2020-09-20 1:19:15 PM  

geom_00: Hey, Steelers.  You need to block that shirt!!


Typical slow start.
 
2020-09-20 1:19:21 PM  

Iamos: Danger Avoid Death: Good morning, everybody. It's nice to take a mental break from the steaming shiatpile that is 2020 and escape into football with all of you.

Good morning, hoping we'll see the first Niners win of the season today. But Jimmy's knee, ugh.


I've got Rams/Eagles down here. I'd like to see the Niners game, but not at the expense of a big Red Zone bill on top of my already outrageous highway rapery cable bill.
 
2020-09-20 1:19:22 PM  
That was a sweet play Falcons!!
 
2020-09-20 1:19:31 PM  

Leader O'Cola: Aezetyr: Likely missing the rest of the afternoon games, getting into a plane to fly back to Beantown.

fark getting ON the plane, I'm getting IN the plane. (Paraphrased from the Carlin)

Why do they call it a near miss?


I guess it's kinda like a participation trophy. I mean they tried, they just didn't quite connect.
 
2020-09-20 1:19:31 PM  
Hey Omar. You might adjust the D to contain the backend.
 
2020-09-20 1:19:44 PM  
So, heard an interesting stat yesterday.

Last year, the Packers won both games against the Lions, despite not leading in any second of both contests.
 
2020-09-20 1:20:11 PM  

Aezetyr: Leader O'Cola: Aezetyr: Likely missing the rest of the afternoon games, getting into a plane to fly back to Beantown.

fark getting ON the plane, I'm getting IN the plane. (Paraphrased from the Carlin)

Why do they call it a near miss?

Its a near HIT!!


There's a superstition amongst Warhammer 40K players to never say "missiles" because it has the word "miss" in them.
 
2020-09-20 1:20:22 PM  
TD BUCS!
 
2020-09-20 1:20:29 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: Iamos: Danger Avoid Death: Good morning, everybody. It's nice to take a mental break from the steaming shiatpile that is 2020 and escape into football with all of you.

Good morning, hoping we'll see the first Niners win of the season today. But Jimmy's knee, ugh.

I've got Rams/Eagles down here. I'd like to see the Niners game, but not at the expense of a big Red Zone bill on top of my already outrageous highway rapery cable bill.


Ah, that makes sense. Well, hope it's enjoyable at any rate.
 
2020-09-20 1:20:35 PM  
Buffalo is rolling. Miami cannot guard crossing routes.
 
2020-09-20 1:20:46 PM  
Tampa Bay touchdown thanks entirely to a single Panther being unable to control his emotions.

/Late hit penalty on 3rd down.
 
2020-09-20 1:20:56 PM  
IGGS settle for 3

RAMS 7 - IGGS 3
 
2020-09-20 1:21:05 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: I've got Rams/Eagles down here. I'd like to see the Niners game, but not at the expense of a big Red Zone bill on top of my already outrageous highway rapery cable bill.


We got lucky with Fios.  Apparently because we had a subscription for HBO, we got RedZone free.
 
2020-09-20 1:21:09 PM  
LOCK-SACK/FUMBLE! Dupree wrecked him.
 
2020-09-20 1:21:13 PM  
FUMBLERUSKI!!
 
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