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2020-09-20 1:05:35 PM  

Di Atribe: HAPPY FOOTBALL DAY, EVERYONE!


SPORTSBALL
 
2020-09-20 1:05:37 PM  
And Sanders coughs it up...
 
2020-09-20 1:05:44 PM  
Bills are moving it at will, all is well.
 
2020-09-20 1:05:52 PM  
TD TITS!
 
2020-09-20 1:05:59 PM  
TD TITS!
 
2020-09-20 1:06:27 PM  

phimuskapsi: Bills are moving it at will, all is well.


Annnnd I jinxed it.
 
2020-09-20 1:06:28 PM  
Is Von Miller still with the Ponies?
 
2020-09-20 1:06:38 PM  

phimuskapsi: LOL! Thanks! I'm not sure about genius, maybe just bored.


Well you're a genius to me, so just roll with it
 
2020-09-20 1:06:46 PM  
I picked the Titans TE just before the games started. Feeling pretttttttty good about that now.
 
2020-09-20 1:06:51 PM  

Farkin' Uke: Go Eagles!  And who the fark is this C-Team of the JV Squad announcing for them?!?


Speaking of JV announcers: WTF is with Joe Buck getting in the HoF?
 
2020-09-20 1:06:54 PM  
So farking comcast decided I needed to re-authorize my roku for some reason so I missed the first play of the Niners game. Apparently a touchdown of some kind. Fark you comcast.
 
2020-09-20 1:07:21 PM  

geom_00: Is Von Miller still with the Ponies?


Injured for the year.
 
2020-09-20 1:07:21 PM  

geom_00: Is Von Miller still with the Ponies?


He's broken for the year.
 
2020-09-20 1:07:30 PM  

geom_00: It's really confusing in the cafe threads.


Indeed it is.

/uh wake up GB defense
 
2020-09-20 1:07:49 PM  

geom_00: Is Von Miller still with the Ponies?


He's hurt :'(
 
2020-09-20 1:07:55 PM  

abhorrent1: GO BEARS!


We dropped Sunday Ticket this year (over objections, of course) so today will be the first Bears game I can't watch since 2014.

Nice defense by the Jets, too.
 
2020-09-20 1:08:09 PM  

Galileo's Daughter: [i.pinimg.com image 720x893]
/I live in hope
//Go FISH!


Word.  Go FINS!
 
2020-09-20 1:08:16 PM  
Ponies taking a time out already in an empty stadium on offense... ouch.
 
2020-09-20 1:08:32 PM  
TD LOINS!
 
2020-09-20 1:08:37 PM  
Roughing the Cousin. No, not in Mississippi
 
2020-09-20 1:08:43 PM  
A mid-field 7 yard rush isn't an "instant highlight," RedZone.
 
2020-09-20 1:08:58 PM  
I can't root against Gore
 
2020-09-20 1:09:00 PM  
Wow Packers. Your defense SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKSSSSSSS​SS

geom_00: Is Von Miller still with the Ponies?


Yep.

And he got injured for the season only hours after I drafted their defense for fantasy.

*cries*
 
2020-09-20 1:09:03 PM  

ariseatex: TD LOINS!


lol he did a Lambeau Leap, hi-fiving imaginary fans.
 
2020-09-20 1:09:10 PM  

geom_00: Is Von Miller still with the Ponies?


Season-ending surgery last week, I believe.
 
2020-09-20 1:09:39 PM  
So, it's been banned, but I'm watching a commercial for Tik Tok.  Amusing.
 
2020-09-20 1:09:41 PM  

EnormousGreenRageMonster: Damn, didn't realize the Ravens don't play til the afternoon games... guess I'll watch the Stillers and hope to see Ben get injured. Good time to update the photo blog anyway.

G'day, Farkers!


What Denver is gonna do

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2020-09-20 1:09:50 PM  
The Steelers get away with Roughing the Brady because Not Brady. Punt that shiat!
 
2020-09-20 1:09:55 PM  

Incorrigible Astronaut: A mid-field 7 yard rush isn't an "instant highlight," RedZone.


Was it for the Browns?
 
2020-09-20 1:10:05 PM  
TD RAMS!
 
2020-09-20 1:10:15 PM  
Niners D is fired up
 
2020-09-20 1:10:20 PM  
Punt that shiat Jests!
 
2020-09-20 1:10:24 PM  
Heatherhealer!!

Long time!!
 
2020-09-20 1:10:39 PM  
Bills not having Milano and Edmunds is not great.
 
2020-09-20 1:10:40 PM  

Galileo's Daughter: So, it's been banned, but I'm watching a commercial for Tik Tok.  Amusing.


Oh no, Oracle and WalMart are buying the US app...both are also donors of You Know Who
 
2020-09-20 1:10:41 PM  

picodenico: Incorrigible Astronaut: A mid-field 7 yard rush isn't an "instant highlight," RedZone.

Was it for the Browns?


Broncos. Close enough.
 
2020-09-20 1:10:43 PM  

gunsmack: Farkin' Uke: Go Eagles!  And who the fark is this C-Team of the JV Squad announcing for them?!?

Speaking of JV announcers: WTF is with Joe Buck getting in the HoF?


About a decade, decade and a half ago, I walked into my local pub and cracked a perfectly timed joke by referring to Joe Buck as "Joe Buck's Forehead" that landed really well with the crowd so I just said it every time. My brain just automatically makes the swap and it comes out of my mouth. Your post is the first time I've seen it in print - so, I've got hallucinations going for me now, which is nice!

/TD Rams......
 
2020-09-20 1:10:46 PM  
Byron Jones going into the locker room.  Not good.

SMH, are we going to start the season with a ton of injuries?
 
2020-09-20 1:10:50 PM  

geom_00: Heatherhealer!!

Long time!!


Hey Geom!!!! How's it going?
 
2020-09-20 1:10:54 PM  

geom_00: Heatherhealer!!

Long time!!


Lucky Heather.
 
2020-09-20 1:10:57 PM  
Thanks Miles...
 
2020-09-20 1:10:59 PM  
Tampa Bay intercepts at like their own 20. Fark.
 
2020-09-20 1:11:08 PM  
Go Lions, please? Let's try to finish a game if there's any chance Cthulu listened to my mutterings?
 
2020-09-20 1:11:56 PM  

eddievercetti: Galileo's Daughter: So, it's been banned, but I'm watching a commercial for Tik Tok.  Amusing.

Oh no, Oracle and WalMart are buying the US app...both are also donors of You Know Who


And give $5 billion to teach "real American history"
 
2020-09-20 1:12:15 PM  
*ROARS IN BEAR*

BEAR DOWN!!!
 
2020-09-20 1:12:17 PM  

ariseatex: ariseatex: TD LOINS!

lol he did a Lambeau Leap, hi-fiving imaginary fans.


I need video of this....
 
2020-09-20 1:12:24 PM  
FITZZACK
 
2020-09-20 1:12:25 PM  
Vikes settle for 3
 
2020-09-20 1:12:46 PM  
TD BEARS!
 
2020-09-20 1:12:48 PM  

eddievercetti: Galileo's Daughter: So, it's been banned, but I'm watching a commercial for Tik Tok.  Amusing.

Oh no, Oracle and WalMart are buying the US app...both are also donors of You Know Who


So, instead of stupid teenage girl dance videos, we'll have stupid I'M ERIC videos?
 
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