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2020-09-20 7:18:56 PM  
farking BOSS
 
2020-09-20 7:18:56 PM  

FriarReb98: cameroncrazy1984: Because tenders are breaded and wings aren't. The best thing about a wing is the crispy skin.

I don't like the skin. It never comes out crispy. And I'm more of a white meat eater anyway.


I feel bad for people that don't have like 800 great wing places within 20 minutes.
 
2020-09-20 7:19:01 PM  
Goddamn Mahomes is a competitor.
 
2020-09-20 7:19:10 PM  
JAYZUS that was too easy!
 
2020-09-20 7:19:18 PM  
KC 1st!
 
2020-09-20 7:19:20 PM  
Major defensive fail, Chargers. That just lost you the game.
 
2020-09-20 7:19:21 PM  
LAC needs to start using their timeouts as well, now.
 
2020-09-20 7:19:24 PM  

RminusQ: Rashida Jones's real-life father......................... Rashida Jones's movie father:


It was confirmed that she's, if not a Farker, reads/read Fark.  It was a long standing rumor and a few months back someone posted a magazine link -- albeit from like a decade ago - where she, in print, said something like, "when I have downtime on movie/TV shoots, i'lll browse the internet.  one of my favorite sites is Fark.com....."

She's the total package.  she writes, produces, is funny as shiat and i hate to be so shallow but.......so gorgeous.
 
2020-09-20 7:19:26 PM  

leehouse: fark, James white dealing with an absolute tragedy


Was just reading that, saw he was inactive (on my bench). Saw on Twitter that his parents were in a car accident, his father died, mother in critical condition. So sad...
 
2020-09-20 7:19:29 PM  
Freddie Mitchell has a giggle
 
2020-09-20 7:19:36 PM  

FriarReb98: RminusQ: Rashida Jones's real-life father......................... Rashida Jones's movie father:
[Fark user image 280x400] [Fark user image 280x380]

sure. why not?

Four words: Because BILL FARKING MURRAY.


And she has a television father played by  Beau Bridges/ Mark Paul Gosselar.
 
2020-09-20 7:19:48 PM  

FriarReb98: I'll never understand why people still do wings when chicken tenders exist. You're just wasting time and energy cooking and working around bone, skin and gristle.


You must not know there is a difference betwean white and dark meats.

Enjoy your lean flavorless tenders
 
2020-09-20 7:19:53 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: FriarReb98: cameroncrazy1984: Because tenders are breaded and wings aren't. The best thing about a wing is the crispy skin.

I don't like the skin. It never comes out crispy. And I'm more of a white meat eater anyway.

I feel bad for people that don't have like 800 great wing places within 20 minutes.


I summarize that by saying, I have B-dubs. A poorly run one at that.
 
2020-09-20 7:19:59 PM  
Glyyyyde for seven
 
2020-09-20 7:20:02 PM  
That was a "Screw you Jobu I do it myself" moment.
 
2020-09-20 7:20:22 PM  
Didn't we just see a game last week where KC won because their opponents didn't cast timeouts, costing them a chance for a last possession?
 
2020-09-20 7:20:26 PM  
ANOTHER holding penalty?
 
151 [OhFark]
2020-09-20 7:20:35 PM  
Beast mode trademark to be transferred
 
2020-09-20 7:20:43 PM  
Ravens close it out, layin' the smackdown on the Watt-son crew.... MNF against the Chefs next week, that's gonna be crazy hype
 
2020-09-20 7:20:46 PM  
Man, these holds.
 
2020-09-20 7:20:50 PM  
Mahomes interception here
 
2020-09-20 7:20:54 PM  
So if Matt Ryan is Matty Ice does that mean that Patrick Mahomes is Patty Melt?
 
2020-09-20 7:21:17 PM  
Phew. First down.
 
2020-09-20 7:21:23 PM  
Two shots at the end zone or one shot then a field goal?
 
2020-09-20 7:21:43 PM  
Got time for a play and a FG, but you have to be FAST.
 
2020-09-20 7:21:46 PM  
One shot at end zone and the world's your oyster.
 
2020-09-20 7:22:06 PM  
This magnificent (empty) new stadium.
 
2020-09-20 7:22:07 PM  

kkinnison: FriarReb98: I'll never understand why people still do wings when chicken tenders exist. You're just wasting time and energy cooking and working around bone, skin and gristle.

You must not know there is a difference betwean white and dark meats.

Enjoy your lean flavorless tenders


Yes, see above about Quincy Jones vs. Bill Murray

/couldn't help myself
 
2020-09-20 7:22:14 PM  

FriarReb98: cameroncrazy1984: FriarReb98: cameroncrazy1984: Because tenders are breaded and wings aren't. The best thing about a wing is the crispy skin.

I don't like the skin. It never comes out crispy. And I'm more of a white meat eater anyway.

I feel bad for people that don't have like 800 great wing places within 20 minutes.

I summarize that by saying, I have B-dubs. A poorly run one at that.


Yeah, no, that is awful, I'm sorry.
 
2020-09-20 7:22:17 PM  

jaylectricity: Two shots at the end zone or one shot then a field goal?


Probably not enough time for two shots at the td. It is Andy Reid.
 
2020-09-20 7:22:25 PM  

kkinnison: FriarReb98: I'll never understand why people still do wings when chicken tenders exist. You're just wasting time and energy cooking and working around bone, skin and gristle.

You must not know there is a difference betwean white and dark meats.

Enjoy your lean flavorless tenders


I'm well overweight, I don't need to eat skin and fat and stuff. Also, keep reading and you'll see where I prefer white to dark.
 
151 [OhFark]
2020-09-20 7:22:45 PM  
Overtime it is
 
2020-09-20 7:22:47 PM  
OT let's get the kick and the coin toss
 
2020-09-20 7:22:50 PM  
Holy shiat that could've ended way differently.
 
2020-09-20 7:23:00 PM  
Bonus football upcoming??
 
2020-09-20 7:23:13 PM  
IT'S GOOD! OT coming!
 
2020-09-20 7:23:14 PM  
its good
 
2020-09-20 7:23:15 PM  

kkinnison: FriarReb98: I'll never understand why people still do wings when chicken tenders exist. You're just wasting time and energy cooking and working around bone, skin and gristle.

You must not know there is a difference betwean white and dark meats.

Enjoy your lean flavorless tenders


He's a New Englander. 
Ignore all posts about food from these types of people.
 
2020-09-20 7:23:18 PM  
BONUS FOOTBALL!!!!
 
2020-09-20 7:23:19 PM  
Bonus Football!
 
2020-09-20 7:23:34 PM  
Right down the a
 
2020-09-20 7:23:44 PM  
KC killing themselves. Fark.
 
2020-09-20 7:24:00 PM  
Trial by fire for the rook.
 
2020-09-20 7:24:05 PM  
Bonus Football in LA!!

/tbh, I almost typed "San Diego".
 
2020-09-20 7:24:10 PM  
Wife good. Game tied. Time for bonus football
 
2020-09-20 7:24:10 PM  

bionicjoe: kkinnison: FriarReb98: I'll never understand why people still do wings when chicken tenders exist. You're just wasting time and energy cooking and working around bone, skin and gristle.

You must not know there is a difference betwean white and dark meats.

Enjoy your lean flavorless tenders

He's a New Englander. 
Ignore all posts about food from these types of people.


My best friend is the daughter of a chef and a Southern woman. I know way more about food than you give me credit for.
 
2020-09-20 7:24:11 PM  
High. Proud. Straight.
 
2020-09-20 7:24:50 PM  
Damn. Chargers win the toss.
 
2020-09-20 7:24:50 PM  

FriarReb98: I prefer white to dark


Dude.  Not cool.

/cmon, it was right there, I couldn't resist
 
2020-09-20 7:25:03 PM  
Double?
 
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