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2020-09-20 7:07:17 PM  

jaylectricity: jaylectricity: Really needed a touchdown there. The score will be 24-7 with about a minute and a half to go.

24-21 I mean.


24-20

/third time's a charm
 
2020-09-20 7:07:25 PM  

rbuzby: Seeing the Cowboys lose is like finding 20 bucks on the ground. Seeing them win, and Jerry celebrating today?  It's like giving a guy $100 bucks to score blow for you, and he says wait here, and goes around the corner, then you realize he's never coming back.

Not sure what's up with the Hey Koolaids, but Chargers fans must be feeling optimistic.

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I was happy for the Cowboys, until I saw all the fans in the stands, not wearing masks, all clusterf*cked together. Sorry, Di, but f*ck the Cowboys and their idiot f*cking owner.
 
2020-09-20 7:07:29 PM  

jaylectricity: jaylectricity: Really needed a touchdown there. The score will be 24-7 with about a minute and a half to go.

24-21 I mean.


That's a hell of a typo
 
2020-09-20 7:07:39 PM  

puffy999: Ohh something was off there. He had a guy


He didn't force it after screwing up though and preserved the 3 point try.  Too many panic and throw wild creating a pick.
 
2020-09-20 7:08:14 PM  

puffy999: Ohh something was off there. He had a guy


honestly I don't blame him for holding onto it, since it shows he's learning after having tried to force a throw last time. nothing would be worse for his psyche (or his ability to keep a job) than to run a 10-minute drive, throw it away, and get nothing because he threw it away AGAIN.
 
2020-09-20 7:08:19 PM  

Your_Huckleberry: Geez, the Chargers just had a ten minute drive.
Their defense should be well rested.


KC doesn't need long to score though.
 
2020-09-20 7:08:23 PM  

puffy999: So after all of this the Chiefs are.gonna win


I hope we have their number.

I also would like a Ribeye and baked potato with sour cream and A1
 
2020-09-20 7:08:30 PM  

Your_Huckleberry: Geez, the Chargers just had a ten minute drive.
Their defense should be well rested.


I watched an episode of South Park while they had the ball.
 
2020-09-20 7:08:49 PM  

Daedalus27: puffy999: Ohh something was off there. He had a guy

He didn't force it after screwing up though and preserved the 3 point try.  Too many panic and throw wild creating a pick.


I get why he ate that.

Would have been interesting if he'd run the right play though.
 
2020-09-20 7:09:27 PM  

libranoelrose: jaylectricity: jaylectricity: Really needed a touchdown there. The score will be 24-7 with about a minute and a half to go.

24-21 I mean.

That's a hell of a typo


He was hit with the seldom seen *divide by 3* autocorrect.
 
2020-09-20 7:09:55 PM  
jesus, mahomes is just getting them to jump offsides every other play it seems
 
2020-09-20 7:10:02 PM  
1st down Kelce
 
2020-09-20 7:10:12 PM  
Sooo much offsides
 
2020-09-20 7:10:36 PM  

rickythepenguin: 's funny how much sign language Kyler usses, ostensibly to his WRs as he's got KK in his ear. eh shot like, 5-6 signs/symbols to the WRs when lineing up (well, one at least, but I'm sure the toehrs say).



he's even got Larry flashing sign language to the outer WR.

This is Kyler's offense.

the second year OROY has a 17 yr HOFer running his offense.
 
2020-09-20 7:10:36 PM  
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2020-09-20 7:10:38 PM  
Across midfield.
 
2020-09-20 7:11:38 PM  

GypsyJoker: Great interview with him not long before he died.


I've been chipping away at the interview;  fascinating.  Thanks for sharing, pal!!!!!
 
2020-09-20 7:11:41 PM  
Drop the taco, get with a paco.
 
2020-09-20 7:12:14 PM  
J-Tuck with the certain dagger, 33-16 in Houston with 3:44 left
 
2020-09-20 7:12:23 PM  

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NO NEED TO PILE ON, ESPN
 
2020-09-20 7:12:56 PM  

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lol
 
2020-09-20 7:13:48 PM  
Dumb penalty.
 
2020-09-20 7:13:59 PM  
I'll never understand why people still do wings when chicken tenders exist. You're just wasting time and energy cooking and working around bone, skin and gristle.
 
2020-09-20 7:14:24 PM  

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oooffff.....

it was their ball.  astounding finish.  I think 3 Failclowns tap danced, waiting for the ball to go the magic 10 yards, to gag it away.


ok don't like that playcall - a naked boot for Murray.  I get it, KK wants a third runnning TD for Murray.  NO.  victory formation.  30 seconds left.
 
2020-09-20 7:14:26 PM  
WATSACK again! Injury to insult, yeesh.
 
2020-09-20 7:15:03 PM  
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sure. why not?
 
2020-09-20 7:15:27 PM  

FriarReb98: I'll never understand why people still do wings when chicken tenders exist. You're just wasting time and energy cooking and working around bone, skin and gristle.


I prefer the flesh still naturally on the bone. Tenders have a different texture to them and their often the breast meat which also has a slightly different flavor due to it being leaner.
 
2020-09-20 7:15:35 PM  
First down Hill
 
2020-09-20 7:15:42 PM  

FriarReb98: I'll never understand why people still do wings when chicken tenders exist. You're just wasting time and energy cooking and working around bone, skin and gristle.


Tenders are good but there's something primal about eating wings off the bone that I enjoy.
 
2020-09-20 7:16:18 PM  

RminusQ: Rashida Jones's real-life father......................... Rashida Jones's movie father:
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sure. why not?


Four words: Because BILL FARKING MURRAY.
 
2020-09-20 7:16:31 PM  

FriarReb98: I'll never understand why people still do wings when chicken tenders exist. You're just wasting time and energy cooking and working around bone, skin and gristle.


Because tenders are breaded and wings aren't. The best thing about a wing is the crispy skin.
 
2020-09-20 7:16:31 PM  
Crap.

Another holding penalty.
 
2020-09-20 7:16:36 PM  
God
 
2020-09-20 7:16:46 PM  

FriarReb98: I'll never understand why people still do wings when chicken tenders exist. You're just wasting time and energy cooking and working around bone, skin and gristle.


Drumsticks are dark meat, which I prefer. 

Don't get me wrong, I love me some Boneless Chicken tenders though too.
 
2020-09-20 7:17:18 PM  
Awwww. Great throw ruined by a hold
 
2020-09-20 7:17:20 PM  
Dammit! Clyde makes a huge catch but it's called back for holding!
 
2020-09-20 7:17:23 PM  
KC is killing themselves with penalties.
 
2020-09-20 7:17:23 PM  
A lot of wins by 3 pts or less today.
 
2020-09-20 7:17:26 PM  
Right now it's a 60-plus-yarder... that's not a good idea.

You need another 5, 10 yards to make it a reasonable FG.
 
2020-09-20 7:17:37 PM  

FriarReb98: I'll never understand why people still do wings when chicken tenders exist. You're just wasting time and energy cooking and working around bone, skin and gristle.


I'm an unabashed carnivore. Let me gnaw that meat off the bone any day. Yeah, we have steak, too, and porkchops, but ribs are still with us and freaking awesome for a very good reason.
 
2020-09-20 7:17:41 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Because tenders are breaded and wings aren't. The best thing about a wing is the crispy skin.


I don't like the skin. It never comes out crispy. And I'm more of a white meat eater anyway.
 
2020-09-20 7:17:58 PM  
Ugh, tipped
 
2020-09-20 7:18:07 PM  
Eeeek
 
2020-09-20 7:18:39 PM  
ARE YOU FARKNG KIDDING ME? YOU LET HIM SCRAMBLE FOR 21 ON 3RD-AND-20?
 
2020-09-20 7:18:39 PM  
Wow...what a defensive breakdown.
 
2020-09-20 7:18:41 PM  
I TOLD YOU MAHOMES WOULD KILL THEM WITH HIS LEGS
 
2020-09-20 7:18:41 PM  
PATTY RUN!
 
2020-09-20 7:18:49 PM  
Nice run by Mahomes.
 
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2020-09-20 7:18:54 PM  
MAHOOOOOOOOMES
 
2020-09-20 7:18:55 PM  
Hilarious
 
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