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2020-09-20 6:11:33 PM  
Damn, great job by Dobbins keeping on his feet through that tackle. Kid's got promise.
 
2020-09-20 6:11:56 PM  
QB draw would be nice.
 
2020-09-20 6:12:38 PM  

rickythepenguin: Kyle Butler: [Fark user image 652x500]

yup.  watching it i was like, "JUMP ON THE GODAMNED BALL!   DALLAS CANNOT TOUCH IT UNTIL IT GOES 10 YARDS!!!!  THAT'S YOUR BALL!!!!


Has the special teams coach been fired yet? Better yet Quinn.
 
2020-09-20 6:12:45 PM  
Corona has a White Claw now?

Good lord, the market has to be saturated, why?
 
2020-09-20 6:12:55 PM  
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This is Rocky & Bullwinkle. I don't know what the hell that was. It just looked wrong.
 
2020-09-20 6:13:22 PM  
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Kyle Butler:
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Also can't understand why they didn't jump on the ball.
 
2020-09-20 6:13:33 PM  
JACKSONSACK!
 
2020-09-20 6:13:33 PM  

Kyle Butler: [Fark user image image 652x500]


Sports commentators everywhere having little orgasmes at the talking points
 
2020-09-20 6:13:42 PM  

GypsyJoker: rickythepenguin: GypsyJoker: Charles Napier. Also the leader of The Good Ol' Boys in The Blues Brothers. (Among many other great roles.)

I know him most as the general in the Austin Powers franchise.  a fantastic "That Guy" actor.  Died not long ago as I recall; 2-3 years?

Great interview with him not long before he died.


I remember reading that when it came out.  I still have no idea if he thought "The Critic" was a great gig or he quit after a few episodes because he was worried Ted Turner was going to wreck his career and they edited Duke's role together for most of the series from what he'd recorded from the first couple episodes.
 
2020-09-20 6:13:47 PM  
shiat, Jack-sack. Really feeling the lack of Ronnie Stanley today.
 
2020-09-20 6:14:24 PM  

EnormousGreenRageMonster: Damn, great job by Dobbins keeping on his feet through that tackle. Kid's got promise.


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2020-09-20 6:15:40 PM  
I like how the fake crowd in AZ doesn't seem to know which team it's rooting for.
 
2020-09-20 6:15:47 PM  

Kyle Butler: Has the special teams coach been fired yet? Better yet Quinn.


yeah you hate to see such basic stuff happen.  Like when ...fark....Plaxico Burress, I think a steeler at the time, in his rookie season caught a ball as he went to ground, untouched, and stood up and spiked it.  "Yeah, suck it, defense!  How you like that?"

Defense recovered his "fumble".
 
2020-09-20 6:15:56 PM  

Social Justice Warlock: Kyle Butler: [Fark user image image 652x500]

Sports commentators everywhere having little orgasmes at the talking points


There's no "me" in orgasm.

Wait ... that really came out wrong.

And so did that.  I should probably just shut up now.
 
2020-09-20 6:16:05 PM  
Oh yeah, 20 yard sack.
 
2020-09-20 6:16:21 PM  
HUGE sack on Herbert there.
 
2020-09-20 6:16:33 PM  
That was stupid
 
2020-09-20 6:17:22 PM  
No farking way
 
2020-09-20 6:17:33 PM  
Ugh
 
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2020-09-20 6:17:43 PM  
Oh this kid is gonna be good
 
2020-09-20 6:17:47 PM  
Wow!!
 
2020-09-20 6:17:59 PM  
And Tyrod Taylor was never heard from again ...
 
2020-09-20 6:18:00 PM  
"just over him, just inside of him"

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2020-09-20 6:18:37 PM  

ariseatex: "just over him, just inside of him"

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Just the tip
 
2020-09-20 6:19:11 PM  

ariseatex: I like how the fake crowd in AZ doesn't seem to know which team it's rooting for.


i can't farking stand the fake crowd noise in any sport.

also, the NFL, not the team(s) are in charge of the crowd noise, I learned.  I don't know if they have a sound crew at the game, or if New York HQ is doing it (in conjunction with the 7 sec delay) but, the NFL controls the crowd noise.

I was joking about a D-Back broadcast recently, how the fake crowd noise was louder than the actual crowd.  and I say that as someone who has been shushed by other fans at actual Snakes games. No lie.  we hit a home run, we get a inning ending strikeout with the bags loaded, I start clapping and cheering, and old farkers will shush me.
 
2020-09-20 6:19:50 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: jaylectricity: OK...where was I?

I dunno...I've got foobaw on the big tv again.

In fact, when I told my daughter I wanted to watch football while we ate, she actually changed it back to football while I was gathering all our dinners.

She's five.

Man, I thought I really digged this kid when I heard the fart story, but she just keeps getting cooler and cooler! :>)


She's great...prone to bouts of selective hearing.
 
2020-09-20 6:20:03 PM  
Crap. FG is good. 17-6 Chargers.
 
2020-09-20 6:20:08 PM  
Alright, guys. Let's regroup and find a game plan.
 
2020-09-20 6:20:18 PM  
Man too bad the Texans don't have a stud wide receiver to help Watson out.
 
2020-09-20 6:20:24 PM  
Wife down the middle
 
2020-09-20 6:21:13 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: Social Justice Warlock: Kyle Butler: [Fark user image image 652x500]

Sports commentators everywhere having little orgasmes at the talking points

There's no "me" in orgasm.

Wait ... that really came out wrong.

And so did that.  I should probably just shut up now.


My autocorrect has got to manage both English *and* French... and en français, there in fact is "me" in orgasmes (prononce it "or gas meh" not "me")
 
2020-09-20 6:21:24 PM  

Hillbilly Jim: Man too bad the Texans don't have a stud wide receiver to help Watson out.


Kyler's favorite person in football is Bill O'Brien
 
2020-09-20 6:21:40 PM  
Okay, how many of you had the Chargers to win this game? Because the Pick-'em has 97% picking the Chiefs, so I'm guessing no one here.

Unless our thread is being graced by a wizard, in which case it would be nice to know who you are so I don't piss you off sometime down the road.
 
2020-09-20 6:22:24 PM  

jaylectricity: Danger Avoid Death: jaylectricity: OK...where was I?

I dunno...I've got foobaw on the big tv again.

In fact, when I told my daughter I wanted to watch football while we ate, she actually changed it back to football while I was gathering all our dinners.

She's five.

Man, I thought I really digged this kid when I heard the fart story, but she just keeps getting cooler and cooler! :>)

She's great...prone to bouts of selective hearing.


Isn't that just "being a kid"?
 
2020-09-20 6:23:28 PM  

Social Justice Warlock: Danger Avoid Death: Social Justice Warlock: Kyle Butler: [Fark user image image 652x500]

Sports commentators everywhere having little orgasmes at the talking points

There's no "me" in orgasm.

Wait ... that really came out wrong.

And so did that.  I should probably just shut up now.

My autocorrect has got to manage both English *and* French... and en français, there in fact is "me" in orgasmes (prononce it "or gas meh" not "me")


Now I want to learn to orgasm in French.
 
2020-09-20 6:23:38 PM  

Hillbilly Jim: Man too bad the Texans don't have a stud wide receiver to help Watson out.


Will Fuller apparently stayed on the team bus too.
 
2020-09-20 6:23:42 PM  
Damn, I was so ready for the Hopkins trade to turn out to be a huge bust for us.  Glad that hasn't happened, he's a beast thus far.

Sorry, Texan fans (if there's any in here).
 
2020-09-20 6:24:06 PM  
Woo, first down, lol
 
2020-09-20 6:24:11 PM  

ariseatex: "just over him, just inside of him"


There's a great clip of John Madden on MNF I'll look for, where on a runnning play, he goes, "left to right, you got the "A" hole, the "B" hole, and the "C" hole, and there, he went right up the "A" hole"....

and you hear Al Michaels laugh.


great moment on a Snakes telecast right when MLB started up this year. Steve Berthiuame (former ESPN, now the Snakes host) says to Bob Brenly, "so, Bob, the quarantine, what were you doing in the down time?"  Brenly goes, "welp, broke out my acoustic guitar, worked on a bunch of songs, played a lot."

"Oh really?  What's your current song you like to play?"

Brenly goes, "it's a kinda obscure Janis Joplin song, never a big hit but i love it, called 'Down On Me'.   Oh brother!"

you hear Berthiaume laugh and the mics cut out (someone hit the dump button of course).

a legit 10 seconds later:  "2-2 to batter, that looked like a cut fastball, just missed the black."
 
2020-09-20 6:24:13 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: jaylectricity: Danger Avoid Death: jaylectricity: OK...where was I?

I dunno...I've got foobaw on the big tv again.

In fact, when I told my daughter I wanted to watch football while we ate, she actually changed it back to football while I was gathering all our dinners.

She's five.

Man, I thought I really digged this kid when I heard the fart story, but she just keeps getting cooler and cooler! :>)

She's great...prone to bouts of selective hearing.

Isn't that just "being a kid"?


Yep.
 
2020-09-20 6:24:26 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: jaylectricity: Danger Avoid Death: jaylectricity: OK...where was I?

I dunno...I've got foobaw on the big tv again.

In fact, when I told my daughter I wanted to watch football while we ate, she actually changed it back to football while I was gathering all our dinners.

She's five.

Man, I thought I really digged this kid when I heard the fart story, but she just keeps getting cooler and cooler! :>)

She's great...prone to bouts of selective hearing.

Isn't that just "being a kid"?


It's part of the job description.
 
2020-09-20 6:24:39 PM  
Tyreek with another first down!

Let's do this
 
2020-09-20 6:25:13 PM  
And another Wat-Sack!
 
2020-09-20 6:25:42 PM  
I wouldn't say Mahomes is rattled, but he's not on target.
 
2020-09-20 6:25:44 PM  
Almost a buttception
 
2020-09-20 6:26:04 PM  
There we go.

Another first down.

Keep on matriculating.
 
2020-09-20 6:26:18 PM  
Chargers almost picked that one off. If it wasn't only #24 who had the heads up play, somebody else was closer.
 
2020-09-20 6:26:26 PM  
That was a really good throw by Watson.
 
2020-09-20 6:26:41 PM  
KC seems to be figuring things out.
 
2020-09-20 6:26:55 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: Social Justice Warlock: Danger Avoid Death: Social Justice Warlock: Kyle Butler: [Fark user image image 652x500]

Sports commentators everywhere having little orgasmes at the talking points

There's no "me" in orgasm.

Wait ... that really came out wrong.

And so did that.  I should probably just shut up now.

My autocorrect has got to manage both English *and* French... and en français, there in fact is "me" in orgasmes (prononce it "or gas meh" not "me")

Now I want to learn to orgasm in French.


"Mon Dieu... mon Dieu, mon Dieu, MON DIEU!!!"
 
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