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ZMugg [TotalFark]
2020-09-20 5:46:27 PM  
If it wasn't for the Washington fight song, the Cowboys wouldn't exist.
 
milkandcheese [TotalFark]
2020-09-20 5:47:01 PM  
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libranoelrose [OhFark]
2020-09-20 5:47:39 PM  
Man, I hope there are some serious adjustments made in the locker room.

This ain't pretty.
 
rickythepenguin
2020-09-20 5:47:55 PM  

milkandcheese: [Fark user image 662x899]


absolutely gorgeous.  I prefer Toyota Jan (noting they seem to have moved on from her;  you still see her from time to time but not as much you used to.)

But she's delicious.
 
Danger Avoid Death
2020-09-20 5:48:57 PM  

rickythepenguin: GypsyJoker: Charles Napier. Also the leader of The Good Ol' Boys in The Blues Brothers. (Among many other great roles.)

I know him most as the general in the Austin Powers franchise.  a fantastic "That Guy" actor.  Died not long ago as I recall; 2-3 years?


I shared a few beers with him one afternoon in the restaurant/bar my stepdad was tending bar for, back in the 90's. I think Charles Hallahan, a regular at that place (The Ramp) and the police captain on Hunter, had brought him in with him one day. Both of them were really nice guys.
 
libranoelrose [OhFark]
2020-09-20 5:49:28 PM  
I think we're safe here.
 
puffy999 [TotalFark]
2020-09-20 5:50:12 PM  
Dagron time
 
libranoelrose [OhFark]
2020-09-20 5:50:14 PM  
Delay of game.

That should do it.
 
milkandcheese [TotalFark]
2020-09-20 5:50:55 PM  
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Incorrigible Astronaut
2020-09-20 5:50:57 PM  
Stupid offsides penalty from Taco
 
puffy999 [TotalFark]
2020-09-20 5:51:02 PM  
Offsides

Should have tossed it up.
 
rickythepenguin
2020-09-20 5:51:06 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: But Redskins has always been so blatantly racist that I couldn't even believe they used it when I was a kid back in the 80's.


I have zero issue with the US Army naming its rotary wing combat division "Apache", "Comanche", "Chinook", "Kiowa" and so on.  it is kinda cool actually.  There are honorable ways to honor the Indian Tribes, and "Redskin" is 100% not one of them.

KC Chiefs?  No problem.  Now, white guys showing up in headresses and feathers and peace pipes, there's an issue.  it's not the name, it's the conduct.  but with WAS, it was the name.
 
libranoelrose [OhFark]
2020-09-20 5:51:35 PM  
lol
 
puffy999 [TotalFark]
2020-09-20 5:51:59 PM  
TRICKERY

no
 
MarylandGirl
2020-09-20 5:52:18 PM  
I'm confused by what happened in the Ravens/Texans game that they put 3 seconds back on the clock, allowing FG kick. Anyone watching that could explain it? Is it because the Ravens D wouldn't let the receiver up to get in formation?
 
Incorrigible Astronaut
2020-09-20 5:52:26 PM  
Played terribly the first half with a QB and gameplan the team didn't expect, yet KC is only down one score. Let's go.
 
rickythepenguin
2020-09-20 5:53:09 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: shared a few beers with him one afternoon in the restaurant/bar my stepdad was tending bar for, back in the 90's. I think Charles Hallahan, a regular at that place (The Ramp) and the police captain on Hunter, had brought him in with him one day. Both of them were really nice guys.


That's so cool!

yeah he checked out in 2011.  I also forgot he was COL Murdock in Rambo 2 and had a key role in Silence Of the Lambs.

RIP Mr. Napier.
 
libranoelrose [OhFark]
2020-09-20 5:54:36 PM  

Incorrigible Astronaut: Played terribly the first half with a QB and gameplan the team didn't expect, yet KC is only down one score. Let's go.


Yep, not happy, but it SHOULD have been much worse.

Man, SD has a crazy good D line.
 
Danger Avoid Death
2020-09-20 5:54:51 PM  

rickythepenguin: Danger Avoid Death: But Redskins has always been so blatantly racist that I couldn't even believe they used it when I was a kid back in the 80's.

I have zero issue with the US Army naming its rotary wing combat division "Apache", "Comanche", "Chinook", "Kiowa" and so on.  it is kinda cool actually.  There are honorable ways to honor the Indian Tribes, and "Redskin" is 100% not one of them.

KC Chiefs?  No problem.  Now, white guys showing up in headresses and feathers and peace pipes, there's an issue.  it's not the name, it's the conduct.  but with WAS, it was the name.


Yeah, I mean, change the color of the name and could you just freaking imagine your team being named that without sparking a riot today?

Blackskins? Brownskins? Yellowskins? Whiteskins?

Okay, admittedly that last one would probably only provoke a snicker and a "Really? Why would you do that?"

Redskins is the product of a bygone era of casual racism that should stay f*cking bygone.
 
ariseatex [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-09-20 5:54:54 PM  

MarylandGirl: I'm confused by what happened in the Ravens/Texans game that they put 3 seconds back on the clock, allowing FG kick. Anyone watching that could explain it? Is it because the Ravens D wouldn't let the receiver up to get in formation?


My impression was that the ref bumped the ball after getting it back, had to replace the ball, and they put the extra time on because of that mistake by the ref.
 
raukos7
2020-09-20 5:55:05 PM  

MarylandGirl: I'm confused by what happened in the Ravens/Texans game that they put 3 seconds back on the clock, allowing FG kick. Anyone watching that could explain it? Is it because the Ravens D wouldn't let the receiver up to get in formation?


That's what I thought
 
rickythepenguin
2020-09-20 5:55:32 PM  

MarylandGirl: I'm confused by what happened in the Ravens/Texans game that they put 3 seconds back on the clock, allowing FG kick. Anyone watching that could explain it? Is it because the Ravens D wouldn't let the receiver up to get in formation?


Didn't see it but your guess is correct.  If the defense does some farkery, "accidentally" not letting the ref spot the ball in a time sensitive situation, or if the defense takes their sweet farking time walking back acrosss the LOS, preventing the offense from getting a play off, they will put time on the clock.

"defense, #76, took a nap and had a sandwich while the offense was in formation, please put 6 seconds back on the clock."
 
puffy999 [TotalFark]
2020-09-20 5:56:55 PM  

rickythepenguin: Danger Avoid Death: shared a few beers with him one afternoon in the restaurant/bar my stepdad was tending bar for, back in the 90's. I think Charles Hallahan, a regular at that place (The Ramp) and the police captain on Hunter, had brought him in with him one day. Both of them were really nice guys.

That's so cool!

yeah he checked out in 2011.  I also forgot he was COL Murdock in Rambo 2 and had a key role in Silence Of the Lambs.

RIP Mr. Napier.


The Critic - The EVIL EYE of Duke Phillips
Youtube x76BOQsOnws
 
EnormousGreenRageMonster
2020-09-20 5:57:47 PM  
"Great package on Lamar Jackson"

Jesus, Cowher, phrasing!
 
rickythepenguin
2020-09-20 5:58:40 PM  
Brady Quinn criticizing a QB for accuracy always makes me laugh.  From memory he finished his NFL career with I think a -2 TD/INT ratio.  something like 12TDs to 13-14INTs.

We get it, he's handsome.  He's not a great analyst.
 
puffy999 [TotalFark]
2020-09-20 5:59:50 PM  

rickythepenguin: Brady Quinn criticizing a QB for accuracy always makes me laugh.  From memory he finished his NFL career with I think a -2 TD/INT ratio.  something like 12TDs to 13-14INTs.

We get it, he's handsome.  He's not a great analyst.


"Now I'm done."
 
jaylectricity [TotalFark]
2020-09-20 5:59:52 PM  
OK...where was I?

I dunno...I've got foobaw on the big tv again.

In fact, when I told my daughter I wanted to watch football while we ate, she actually changed it back to football while I was gathering all our dinners.

She's five.
 
Galileo's Daughter
2020-09-20 6:00:46 PM  
Ouch, Saquon Barkley and Nick Bosa both had torn ACLs from their games today.
 
Incorrigible Astronaut
2020-09-20 6:00:57 PM  

rickythepenguin: Brady Quinn criticizing a QB for accuracy always makes me laugh.  From memory he finished his NFL career with I think a -2 TD/INT ratio.  something like 12TDs to 13-14INTs.

We get it, he's handsome.  He's not a great analyst.


Worse. 12/17, with a grand total of just over 3k yards passing in four years.
 
rickythepenguin
2020-09-20 6:01:18 PM  

EnormousGreenRageMonster: "Great package on Lamar Jackson"

Jesus, Cowher, phrasing!


ha!

i was working earlier away from this thread, and I forget if it was the Cards game or the halftime, but i heard one of the announcers say something like, "he's gonna come all over you all day."

I  was like, "did........he.....juuuuuuuustt.......saaayyy what I think he did?"
 
GypsyJoker [TotalFark]
2020-09-20 6:01:40 PM  

rickythepenguin: GypsyJoker: Charles Napier. Also the leader of The Good Ol' Boys in The Blues Brothers. (Among many other great roles.)

I know him most as the general in the Austin Powers franchise.  a fantastic "That Guy" actor.  Died not long ago as I recall; 2-3 years?


Great interview with him not long before he died.
 
puffy999 [TotalFark]
2020-09-20 6:02:34 PM  

rickythepenguin: EnormousGreenRageMonster: "Great package on Lamar Jackson"

Jesus, Cowher, phrasing!

ha!

i was working earlier away from this thread, and I forget if it was the Cards game or the halftime, but i heard one of the announcers say something like, "he's gonna come all over you all day."

I  was like, "did........he.....juuuuuuuustt.......saaayyy what I think he did?"


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Danger Avoid Death
2020-09-20 6:02:48 PM  
The CBS announcers look like they're all seated at the world's loneliest nightclub.

They need candles on each of the tables and sad, half-finished drinks sitting on soggy cocktail napkins.
 
Danger Avoid Death
2020-09-20 6:04:04 PM  

jaylectricity: OK...where was I?

I dunno...I've got foobaw on the big tv again.

In fact, when I told my daughter I wanted to watch football while we ate, she actually changed it back to football while I was gathering all our dinners.

She's five.


Man, I thought I really digged this kid when I heard the fart story, but she just keeps getting cooler and cooler! :>)
 
puffy999 [TotalFark]
2020-09-20 6:04:21 PM  
The position of the logo on Kingsbury's shirt annoys me.
 
rickythepenguin
2020-09-20 6:05:07 PM  
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Incorrigible Astronaut: Worse. 12/17, with a grand total of just over 3k yards passing in four years.


minus 5, wow. i thought it was "just" 1-2.


on the other hand, he married her.  Olympic gymnast. Advantage Brady!!!!
 
151 [OhFark]
2020-09-20 6:05:07 PM  

EnormousGreenRageMonster: "Great package on Lamar Jackson"

Jesus, Cowher, phrasing!


He's probably not wrong
 
libranoelrose [OhFark]
2020-09-20 6:06:35 PM  
Kelce "GET OFF ME!"
 
151 [OhFark]
2020-09-20 6:06:59 PM  
Audible as kelce breaks the tackle: "GET OFF ME"

I laughed
 
Kyle Butler
2020-09-20 6:07:01 PM  
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ariseatex [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-09-20 6:07:17 PM  

151: EnormousGreenRageMonster: "Great package on Lamar Jackson"

Jesus, Cowher, phrasing!

He's probably not wrong


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rickythepenguin
2020-09-20 6:07:24 PM  

GypsyJoker: Great interview with him not long before he died.


cool, have it bookmarked, will read later.
 
151 [OhFark]
2020-09-20 6:07:57 PM  

libranoelrose: Kelce "GET OFF ME!"


Damn too many words!
 
rickythepenguin
2020-09-20 6:08:42 PM  

puffy999: The position of the logo on Kingsbury's shirt annoys me.


i hadn't notieced but....yeah.  not a good look. it's not over the pec, it's not center, it's in no man's land.
 
puffy999 [TotalFark]
2020-09-20 6:09:10 PM  
Huh, I guess that stat didn't include the playoffs
 
Incorrigible Astronaut
2020-09-20 6:09:43 PM  
What the hell was that?
 
puffy999 [TotalFark]
2020-09-20 6:10:26 PM  

rickythepenguin: puffy999: The position of the logo on Kingsbury's shirt annoys me.

i hadn't notieced but....yeah.  not a good look. it's not over the pec, it's not center, it's in no man's land.


Like where a lapel pin would be except there's no lapel
 
rickythepenguin
2020-09-20 6:10:28 PM  

Kyle Butler: [Fark user image 652x500]


yup.  watching it i was like, "JUMP ON THE GODAMNED BALL!   DALLAS CANNOT TOUCH IT UNTIL IT GOES 10 YARDS!!!!  THAT'S YOUR BALL!!!!
 
libranoelrose [OhFark]
2020-09-20 6:11:10 PM  

Incorrigible Astronaut: What the hell was that?


I don't think it was a screen like Romo said.

No blockers.

Their D line is just dominating, we need to get Mahomes mobile to keep them from penetrating so fast.
 
EnormousGreenRageMonster
2020-09-20 6:11:33 PM  
Damn, great job by Dobbins keeping on his feet through that tackle. Kid's got promise.
 
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