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2020-09-20 5:13:03 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: Once again, Tony Romo is the most entertaining part of the game.


Always.
 
2020-09-20 5:13:16 PM  
We've got SD's number now.

Mahomes might rush for 100 this game now.
 
2020-09-20 5:13:54 PM  
Did we really need the pre-recorded screaming woman?
 
2020-09-20 5:14:08 PM  
We need a screen real quick.
 
2020-09-20 5:14:20 PM  

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: Did we really need the pre-recorded screaming woman?


Yes?
 
2020-09-20 5:14:21 PM  
Or a TD to Kelce!

Woot
 
2020-09-20 5:14:25 PM  
TD KC!

Mahomes to Kelce!
 
2020-09-20 5:14:31 PM  

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: Did we really need the pre-recorded screaming woman?


Um...
 
2020-09-20 5:14:34 PM  
God the Falcons suck.
 
2020-09-20 5:14:57 PM  

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: Did we really need the pre-recorded screaming woman?


All part of the NFL experience
 
2020-09-20 5:15:01 PM  

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: Did we really need the pre-recorded screaming woman?


Depends on the kind of screaming. Sometimes that costs extra.
 
2020-09-20 5:15:37 PM  
Holding on the PAT

LOL
 
2020-09-20 5:15:42 PM  

puffy999: rickythepenguin: Tough week for him - Tiki Barber carves him in the media, Barkley says basically, "i heard him, I'll get better."  now he's done.

Tiki Barber? What did Fumbles himself have to say?


He left a pregnant pause for a newer though.
 
2020-09-20 5:15:58 PM  

UNC_Samurai: puffy999: rickythepenguin: Tough week for him - Tiki Barber carves him in the media, Barkley says basically, "i heard him, I'll get better."  now he's done.

Tiki Barber? What did Fumbles himself have to say?

He left a pregnant pause for a newer though.


Thought.  Stupid phone
 
2020-09-20 5:16:07 PM  
And they block the second try.

Well shiat.
 
2020-09-20 5:16:24 PM  
Blocked PAT?!! Who does that?!
 
2020-09-20 5:16:34 PM  
Butker butkers it up. PAT no good.
 
2020-09-20 5:16:36 PM  
Wow.
 
2020-09-20 5:17:54 PM  
That white hat cat looks just like my Rascal. And it's freaking me the f*ck out.
 
2020-09-20 5:19:43 PM  
Niiiice reception by Justin Tucker, 30 yards downfield! Shame about being the kicker and deep on the sideline though
 
2020-09-20 5:19:50 PM  
Kicker catch
 
2020-09-20 5:20:00 PM  
How the Fark are there so many non impact related injuries in friggin LA?

It's not like they are cold. C;mon
 
2020-09-20 5:20:04 PM  
If the Referee's mic is under their mask, why do they pull it down to make announcements?
 
2020-09-20 5:21:06 PM  

libranoelrose: How the Fark are there so many non impact related injuries in friggin LA?

It's not like they are cold. C;mon


No preseason.

I was expecting week 1 to go a lot worse than it did re: injuries, but this week is making up for it.
 
2020-09-20 5:21:23 PM  
Cardinals FG is.... Good! 20-0
 
2020-09-20 5:21:43 PM  
Damn SD Quarterback knocked our tackler into next week.
 
2020-09-20 5:21:46 PM  
Oh, Gods, the slate of "reality TV" bullshiat is taking over everything thanks to COVID. How do people watch that crap?
 
2020-09-20 5:21:55 PM  
Cardinals up by an Atlanta Falcon
 
2020-09-20 5:22:08 PM  
2minute warning.

ARI trying to make it 20-0, kicking a FG from about 27 out.


Boom.  20-0 ARI. ARI kicking, WFT will have 1:49 and one timeout.
 
2020-09-20 5:22:36 PM  
Ouch.
 
2020-09-20 5:22:52 PM  
Aaand... more points to J-Tuck, Ravens 13-Texans 7. Dude is seriously a robot.
 
2020-09-20 5:23:16 PM  
Holy shiat he knocked himself the fark out
 
2020-09-20 5:23:19 PM  

rickythepenguin: 2minute warning.

ARI trying to make it 20-0, kicking a FG from about 27 out.


Boom.  20-0 ARI. ARI kicking, WFT will have 1:49 and one timeout.


I hereby move that, no matter what they might do, we refer to them as the Washington Football Team forevermore.
 
2020-09-20 5:23:23 PM  

ZMugg: If the Referee's mic is under their mask, why do they pull it down to make announcements?


Cause otherwise they'd sound like the announcers at Wallmart ("bverafyrefv serfervnjt at the redgissster. I repeat bverafyrefv serfervnjt!")
 
2020-09-20 5:23:27 PM  

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: Ouch.


Yup. And then they go out and get the 4th down conversion. Chiefs are kind of impressive, gotta say.
 
2020-09-20 5:23:34 PM  
Our open field tackling suuuuuucks
 
2020-09-20 5:23:55 PM  
Ah, crap. Hitchens is down.
 
2020-09-20 5:24:01 PM  

puffy999: libranoelrose: How the Fark are there so many non impact related injuries in friggin LA?

It's not like they are cold. C;mon

No preseason.

I was expecting week 1 to go a lot worse than it did re: injuries, but this week is making up for it.


So much this. The "we don't need no steenking pre-season" people are strangely silent on the resulting injuries.
 
2020-09-20 5:24:09 PM  
And this is how Tyrod Taylor's career comes to an end.
 
2020-09-20 5:24:10 PM  
Chefs? Miss tackles? Unpossible!
 
2020-09-20 5:24:23 PM  

puffy999: Cardinals up by an Atlanta Falcon


The #28 on the scoreboard is going become the snake eyes or dead man's hand of football isn't it.
 
2020-09-20 5:24:26 PM  
Washington's mascot should be the RBG's. Make it so.
 
2020-09-20 5:24:48 PM  

libranoelrose: Damn SD Quarterback knocked our tackler into next week.


Herbert was trucking?

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2020-09-20 5:25:26 PM  

7th Son of a 7th Son: Washington's mascot should be the RBG's. Make it so.


Dan Snyder doesn't deserve her.
 
2020-09-20 5:25:45 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: And this is how Tyrod Taylor's career comes to an end.


What is the deal with his injury?

Also, yes.
 
2020-09-20 5:26:04 PM  
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2020-09-20 5:26:58 PM  
FUMBLEBEES IN HOUSTON!!! Returned the fumble to the 1 yard line, woo!
 
2020-09-20 5:27:10 PM  
Shenanigans!
 
2020-09-20 5:27:16 PM  

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: I hereby move that, no matter what they might do, we refer to them as the Washington Football Team forevermore.


ha, i love it.

So curious what they will rebrand as.

when I heart WFT I thought it was a joke.  astounding.

and I didn't know Rivera had cancer.  They're saying he might get a halftime IV.  that's balls of steel.  fark cancer, Mr.s Rivera.
 
2020-09-20 5:28:49 PM  

rickythepenguin: I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: I hereby move that, no matter what they might do, we refer to them as the Washington Football Team forevermore.

ha, i love it.

So curious what they will rebrand as.

when I heart WFT I thought it was a joke.  astounding.

and I didn't know Rivera had cancer.  They're saying he might get a halftime IV.  that's balls of steel.  fark cancer, Mr.s Rivera.


According to people in the building, the halftime IVs have been a normal part of the plan since training camp.
 
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