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davidphogan [TotalFark]
2020-09-20 4:54:09 PM  

Social Justice Warlock: davidphogan: desertgeek: [pbs.twimg.com image 850x353]

WTF, Falcons?

I missed that game entirely, anyone have a quick summary?  Preferably in meme form?

[Fark user image 425x566]


Yours was meme form, so I'll give you the tiebreaker.  It's like Jeopardy.
 
Incorrigible Astronaut
2020-09-20 4:54:22 PM  
They went for it AND DROP IT

KC takes over on downs!
 
ariseatex [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-09-20 4:54:27 PM  

Incorrigible Astronaut: FGA coming up for the Chargers


They went for it instead and missed it.
 
desertgeek
2020-09-20 4:54:46 PM  
DAGRON Kyler Murray!
 
libranoelrose [OhFark]
2020-09-20 4:54:47 PM  

mikaloyd: libranoelrose: Who the fark was that to?

OK, second quarter is when Mahomes shines.

You know the drill Get behind by double digits in the 1st 3 quarters then kick some ass Its the chefs way


Wow, they went for it on 4th and 5.

I don't think we were prepared for this QB at all.

Making better adjustments now though.
 
puffy999 [TotalFark]
2020-09-20 4:55:07 PM  
Ohh Chargers

This kid has a bit of the yips but that was a good throw anyway
 
libranoelrose [OhFark]
2020-09-20 4:55:42 PM  

Incorrigible Astronaut: That was a AWESOME play by Honey Badger.


I can't believe how fast he recovered and knocked that down.

Chargers don't act like they are scared of us at all.
 
EnormousGreenRageMonster
2020-09-20 4:55:58 PM  
Wow... Texans go for 4th from their own 35 and fail, great field position for Baltimore
 
puffy999 [TotalFark]
2020-09-20 4:56:17 PM  
Well that was farking idiotic, Texass

I mean Texans
 
Incorrigible Astronaut
2020-09-20 4:56:36 PM  
WTF was that throw, Watson?
 
Hillbilly Jim
2020-09-20 4:56:58 PM  
Is O'Brien actively trying to get shiatcanned?
 
Tr0mBoNe [TotalFark]
2020-09-20 4:57:02 PM  
Woof woof
 
Incorrigible Astronaut
2020-09-20 4:57:36 PM  
Awesome end around annnnnnnnd it's called back by holding.
 
puffy999 [TotalFark]
2020-09-20 4:57:56 PM  

Hillbilly Jim: Is O'Brien actively trying to get shiatcanned?


He's like the Trump of coaching. He gets the keys and he just shiats all over everything.
 
Danger Avoid Death
2020-09-20 4:57:57 PM  
"Inspired by a true story"

really means:

"We took something real and put in a bunch of crap we pulled out of our asses."

Kind of like the Hobbit movies.

Oh, wait ...
 
Social Justice Warlock
2020-09-20 4:58:04 PM  
Romo excited that the Rams went for it on 4th and 5 at the 39... see if you still like it after the Chiefs take advantage of the short field.
 
rickythepenguin
2020-09-20 4:58:21 PM  

puffy999: Tiki Barber? What did Fumbles himself have to say?


basically, Bakrley isn't a 3 down back because he's scared to block.  actual quote was something like, "for a man of his size that loves contact, it's a mystery why he won't pass block.  he can't be on the field on 3rd and long because for some reason, he's scared to block."
 
ariseatex [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-09-20 4:58:23 PM  
Cardinals' FG is...GOOD!

/Arizona 17, Washington 0

Too close to last week's WFT performance thus far for my taste.
 
Social Justice Warlock
2020-09-20 4:58:30 PM  

Social Justice Warlock: Romo excited that the Rams went for it on 4th and 5 at the 39... see if you still like it after the Chiefs take advantage of the short field.


The Rams?!?!! I meant the Chargers. Dang it.
 
puffy999 [TotalFark]
2020-09-20 4:58:35 PM  
Mahomes sammich
 
Adolf Oliver Nipples [TotalFark]
2020-09-20 4:58:48 PM  

desertgeek: [pbs.twimg.com image 850x353]

WTF, Falcons?


28-3.
 
Social Justice Warlock
2020-09-20 4:59:05 PM  

puffy999: Mahomes sammich


Tastes like mortadella? With ketchup?
 
libranoelrose [OhFark]
2020-09-20 4:59:48 PM  
Jesus Fark.
 
I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-09-20 4:59:54 PM  
Andy Reid Vision!
 
Incorrigible Astronaut
2020-09-20 4:59:57 PM  
Punting again. Damn

Mahomes is just 2/8 so far.
 
I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-09-20 5:00:10 PM  
He got Mahomewrecked.
 
Your_Huckleberry
2020-09-20 5:00:13 PM  
The still playing Bosa just drilled Mahomes pretty hard.
 
Danger Avoid Death
2020-09-20 5:00:24 PM  
How many steps is Mahomes dropping back? I counted, like 27 or something.
 
puffy999 [TotalFark]
2020-09-20 5:00:25 PM  

rickythepenguin: puffy999: Tiki Barber? What did Fumbles himself have to say?

basically, Bakrley isn't a 3 down back because he's scared to block.  actual quote was something like, "for a man of his size that loves contact, it's a mystery why he won't pass block.  he can't be on the field on 3rd and long because for some reason, he's scared to block."


Oh. Hmm.

I mean, that's kinda like saying that McCaffrey doesn't do enough. Barkley had a hell of a load on his shoulders given what that team has around him.
 
EnormousGreenRageMonster
2020-09-20 5:01:03 PM  
TOUCHDOWN, PATRICK RICARD! Texans missed 4th down conversion costs them almost immediately.
 
libranoelrose [OhFark]
2020-09-20 5:01:08 PM  
Lilly is back!?
 
Social Justice Warlock
2020-09-20 5:01:17 PM  
Tell me more about Andy Reid's defogger, NFL RedZone
 
puffy999 [TotalFark]
2020-09-20 5:01:33 PM  
The idiotic stupid farking Texans give up the TD after Coach Dumbass gives them the short field
 
puffy999 [TotalFark]
2020-09-20 5:02:48 PM  
"Meanwhile, it's a 17 nothing deficit for the Football Team."
 
rickythepenguin
2020-09-20 5:03:01 PM  
ARI leading 17-0.  TD pass to Hopkings, Murrray with a TD run, and a FG that damn near scraped the upright.

Q2  11:00 WFT from their 20, 2nd and 15.
 
Danger Avoid Death
2020-09-20 5:03:09 PM  

libranoelrose: Lilly is back!?


Let me do my happy pants ... er ... um ... dance!  I mean happy DANCE.
 
Social Justice Warlock
2020-09-20 5:04:13 PM  
Well color me shocked, the Mahomes didn't end up taking advantage of the short field. Three drives no points.

Wow.
 
Polish Hussar
2020-09-20 5:06:04 PM  

puffy999: Gredunza


A WINNAR IS YOU!

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Social Justice Warlock
2020-09-20 5:06:21 PM  
...ALMOST said Racist Name on the air! Almost!
 
puffy999 [TotalFark]
2020-09-20 5:06:26 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: libranoelrose: Lilly is back!?

Let me do my happy pants ... er ... um ... dance!  I mean happy DANCE.


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Danger Avoid Death
2020-09-20 5:07:13 PM  
FanDuel: Getting tackled by James Harrison is what losing all your money to gambling pros armed with a suite of bots feels like.
 
Hillbilly Jim
2020-09-20 5:08:39 PM  

puffy999: rickythepenguin: puffy999: Tiki Barber? What did Fumbles himself have to say?

basically, Bakrley isn't a 3 down back because he's scared to block.  actual quote was something like, "for a man of his size that loves contact, it's a mystery why he won't pass block.  he can't be on the field on 3rd and long because for some reason, he's scared to block."

Oh. Hmm.

I mean, that's kinda like saying that McCaffrey doesn't do enough. Barkley had a hell of a load on his shoulders given what that team has around him.


Penn St running backs man. Hasn't been a good one since Curt Warner.
 
FriarReb98 [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-09-20 5:09:03 PM  
That was the first time I saw the FanDuel James Harrison commercial. That's frickin' hysterical.
 
Danger Avoid Death
2020-09-20 5:10:08 PM  

puffy999: Danger Avoid Death: libranoelrose: Lilly is back!?

Let me do my happy pants ... er ... um ... dance!  I mean happy DANCE.

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puffy999 [TotalFark]
2020-09-20 5:10:16 PM  

Hillbilly Jim: puffy999: rickythepenguin: puffy999: Tiki Barber? What did Fumbles himself have to say?

basically, Bakrley isn't a 3 down back because he's scared to block.  actual quote was something like, "for a man of his size that loves contact, it's a mystery why he won't pass block.  he can't be on the field on 3rd and long because for some reason, he's scared to block."

Oh. Hmm.

I mean, that's kinda like saying that McCaffrey doesn't do enough. Barkley had a hell of a load on his shoulders given what that team has around him.

Penn St running backs man. Hasn't been a good one since Curt Warner.


Oh great now I have the ads in my head...

/he had car dealerships in Washington state
 
EnormousGreenRageMonster
2020-09-20 5:10:39 PM  
Fark, Watson DAGRON to Cooks.
 
libranoelrose [OhFark]
2020-09-20 5:11:12 PM  
There we go.

Mahomes can use his legs when he needs to.
 
ZMugg [TotalFark]
2020-09-20 5:11:44 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: puffy999: Danger Avoid Death: libranoelrose: Lilly is back!?

Let me do my happy pants ... er ... um ... dance!  I mean happy DANCE.

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Danger Avoid Death
2020-09-20 5:12:00 PM  
Once again, Tony Romo is the most entertaining part of the game.
 
ZMugg [TotalFark]
2020-09-20 5:13:03 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: Once again, Tony Romo is the most entertaining part of the game.


Always.
 
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