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2020-09-20 4:43:00 PM  
Bills win!
 
2020-09-20 4:43:11 PM  

Di Atribe: Daedalus27: I don't know if that is the Cowboys winning it, as much as the Falcons losing it.

I mean. Cowboys farked it up hard in the 1st quarter & then fixed their shiat & came back and got the win.


Missed all the early games but wanted to pop in to say CONGRATS ON THE THRILLING WIN, DI!
 
2020-09-20 4:43:11 PM  

Di Atribe: Daedalus27: I don't know if that is the Cowboys winning it, as much as the Falcons losing it.

I mean. Cowboys farked it up hard in the 1st quarter & then fixed their shiat & came back and got the win.


They got their shiat together but the Falcons completely failed on letting that onside kick go ten yards.
 
2020-09-20 4:43:25 PM  
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WTF, Falcons?
 
2020-09-20 4:43:40 PM  
AFTERNOON JAKE LEADERBOARD

Kirk Cousins, Delhomme Rating: 50.0 (3 INT)
Teddy Bridgewater, Delhomme Rating: 50.0 (2 INT, FUM)
 
2020-09-20 4:44:02 PM  

Incorrigible Astronaut: Di Atribe: Incorrigible Astronaut: picodenico: *switches channel*

Whoa WTF? There's fans in the stadium?

It's Texas, man.

"25% Capacity"

If fans were going to be allowed anywhere, it would be there, Houston, and Jacksonville. Possibly New Orleans, but I think they went empty last week.


AND they had the side doors open. Absolutely beautiful day with a nice breeze. So it's not as bad as being sealed up in a spaceship. Open air is definitely better.
 
2020-09-20 4:44:02 PM  

Di Atribe: Daedalus27: I don't know if that is the Cowboys winning it, as much as the Falcons losing it.

I mean. Cowboys farked it up hard in the 1st quarter & then fixed their shiat & came back and got the win.


Impressive comeback, too. The Cowboys only had the lead for four seconds of game time. It was just the LAST four seconds.
 
2020-09-20 4:44:19 PM  
Kyler Murray, Delhomme Rating: 16.7 (INT)
 
2020-09-20 4:44:27 PM  

desertgeek: [pbs.twimg.com image 850x353]

WTF, Falcons?


Isn't it part of their signature?
/kidding
//sort of
 
2020-09-20 4:44:43 PM  
Hey, KC forced a stop!
 
2020-09-20 4:44:44 PM  

Di Atribe: Daedalus27: I don't know if that is the Cowboys winning it, as much as the Falcons losing it.

I mean. Cowboys farked it up hard in the 1st quarter & then fixed their shiat & came back and got the win.


Mostly credit to the Cowboys.

That onside kick was straight shiat though. I can't believe how stupid the Falcons were there. Just stared at it.

Like the quote from American Psycho, "don't just stare at it, EAT IT!"
 
2020-09-20 4:44:49 PM  
TD CARDINALS!  MURRAY RUNS!

*happy dance*
 
2020-09-20 4:45:09 PM  
ANd WFT's first offensive play after the pick.....ARI forces a fumble.

But Murray sacked, dropped pass, 3rd and 17 from the ARI 4.
 
2020-09-20 4:45:15 PM  

Incorrigible Astronaut: AFTERNOON JAKE LEADERBOARD

Kirk Cousins, Delhomme Rating: 50.0 (3 INT)
Teddy Bridgewater, Delhomme Rating: 50.0 (2 INT, FUM)


Someone is going to have to get 67.7 to wrest that jake from Cousins.
 
2020-09-20 4:45:32 PM  

Di Atribe: Daedalus27: I don't know if that is the Cowboys winning it, as much as the Falcons losing it.

I mean. Cowboys farked it up hard in the 1st quarter & then fixed their shiat & came back and got the win.


How about we agree, both teams tried really, really hard to give it to their opponent.  The Falcons worked extra hard to give the game away and pulled ahead in the incompetence at the end.
 
2020-09-20 4:45:43 PM  
First down Kelce!
 
2020-09-20 4:45:54 PM  
It's nice to see the Bills start off so well.
 
2020-09-20 4:45:59 PM  
TD Cardinals! Kyler Murray runs it in
 
2020-09-20 4:46:08 PM  

Social Justice Warlock: Missed all the early games but wanted to pop in to say CONGRATS ON THE THRILLING WIN, DI!


YES!! THANK YOU but I have to go now or my lappy will die lol

Hillbilly Jim: They got their shiat together but the Falcons completely failed on letting that onside kick go ten yards.


Agreed. That farkup was a nice big scoop of help.
 
2020-09-20 4:46:16 PM  
Though after the sack, Lamar's had two runs for first downs with some nice escapin', so hopefully that was a fluke...
 
2020-09-20 4:46:37 PM  

Incorrigible Astronaut: Dammit, Bills. YOU HAD THE OVER IN YOUR HANDS


Hooves.
 
2020-09-20 4:47:08 PM  

Daedalus27: Di Atribe: Daedalus27: I don't know if that is the Cowboys winning it, as much as the Falcons losing it.

I mean. Cowboys farked it up hard in the 1st quarter & then fixed their shiat & came back and got the win.

How about we agree, both teams tried really, really hard to give it to their opponent.  The Falcons worked extra hard to give the game away and pulled ahead in the incompetence at the end.


Yeah, I can live with that. :)
 
2020-09-20 4:47:15 PM  
Jackson and Murray are both going to get killed on the field some day.

There's a reason, aside from bulk, that Russell Wilson still exists. He knows not only when to go down, but HOW to go down.
 
2020-09-20 4:47:26 PM  

ariseatex: Tall_Wookie: ariseatex: Dallas?  Yeah, 30,000 in the stands from what RedZone guy said.  Not the smartest decision IMO, but...

21,708 was the number they reported. A far cry from 90k...

And only half were distancing/wearing masks, based on the footage they showed with the kick.



Tickets were sold in "pods" to groups so you could sit bunched up with the people you came with.
 
2020-09-20 4:47:34 PM  

desertgeek: [pbs.twimg.com image 850x353]

WTF, Falcons?


I missed that game entirely, anyone have a quick summary?  Preferably in meme form?
 
2020-09-20 4:47:44 PM  
Fitzy has like, 5 catches today.  first quarter.  Last week I think he had 4 all game.
 
2020-09-20 4:47:48 PM  

puffy999: He knows not only when to go down, but HOW to go down.


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2020-09-20 4:47:52 PM  
Crap. Punting again.
 
2020-09-20 4:47:57 PM  
Who the fark was that to?

OK, second quarter is when Mahomes shines.
 
2020-09-20 4:48:01 PM  
The Trubisky Bears are undefeated
 
2020-09-20 4:48:01 PM  
Nice try, Miami.  I'm looking forward to seeing BUF's defense go up against Cam Newton in NE.
 
2020-09-20 4:48:02 PM  
OK, gotta bug out, see you guys for SNF maybe, I mean the Emmys are on

WOOHOO GO COWBOYS
 
2020-09-20 4:48:15 PM  
Ravens drive fizzles, time for J-Tuck to come out to pad the stats
 
2020-09-20 4:48:31 PM  

davidphogan: desertgeek: [pbs.twimg.com image 850x353]

WTF, Falcons?

I missed that game entirely, anyone have a quick summary?  Preferably in meme form?


28-3
 
2020-09-20 4:49:14 PM  

ariseatex: puffy999: He knows not only when to go down, but HOW to go down.

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To be fair, he's so Jesusy that I think he's hiding something...
 
2020-09-20 4:49:26 PM  

davidphogan: desertgeek: [pbs.twimg.com image 850x353]

WTF, Falcons?

I missed that game entirely, anyone have a quick summary?  Preferably in meme form?


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2020-09-20 4:49:39 PM  
Points in Houston, Justin Tucker 3-Texans 0
 
2020-09-20 4:49:52 PM  

puffy999: That onside kick was straight shiat though. I can't believe how stupid the Falcons were there. Just stared at it.


I just saw the highlight of it. What in the wide world of sports were they doing there!?
 
2020-09-20 4:50:06 PM  

puffy999: davidphogan: desertgeek: [pbs.twimg.com image 850x353]

WTF, Falcons?

I missed that game entirely, anyone have a quick summary?  Preferably in meme form?

28-3


Damn. Just a tad too slow
 
2020-09-20 4:50:07 PM  

libranoelrose: Who the fark was that to?

OK, second quarter is when Mahomes shines.


You know the drill Get behind by double digits in the 1st 3 quarters then kick some ass Its the chefs way
 
2020-09-20 4:50:13 PM  
YES REDZONE WE ALREADY COVERED THE BARKLEY ACL
 
2020-09-20 4:51:03 PM  
Gamebreak just shwed the end of DAL/ATL.

Oooof.  Dan Quinn doesnt' make it past week 8.  Week 10 is the Bye week, ssssssoo......if 0-2 ATL doesn't right the ship quickly, he won't last the season.
 
2020-09-20 4:52:26 PM  
That was a AWESOME play by Honey Badger.
 
2020-09-20 4:52:35 PM  

rickythepenguin: Gamebreak just shwed the end of DAL/ATL.

Oooof.  Dan Quinn doesnt' make it past week 8.  Week 10 is the Bye week, ssssssoo......if 0-2 ATL doesn't right the ship quickly, he won't last the season.


I'm stunned he made it to this season really.
 
2020-09-20 4:52:41 PM  
*an awesome
 
2020-09-20 4:52:47 PM  

puffy999: YES REDZONE WE ALREADY COVERED THE BARKLEY ACL


that sucks (and I don't give a shiat about the Giants.  Tough week for him - Tiki Barber carves him in the media, Barkley says basically, "i heard him, I'll get better."  now he's done.
 
2020-09-20 4:53:02 PM  

rickythepenguin: Gamebreak just shwed the end of DAL/ATL.

Oooof.  Dan Quinn doesnt' make it past week 8.  Week 10 is the Bye week, ssssssoo......if 0-2 ATL doesn't right the ship quickly, he won't last the season.


He shouldn't have been allowed to enter the locker room with a Falcons shirt on.

The cart that took out Danny Amendola's dad should have whisked his ass away, never to be heard from again.
 
2020-09-20 4:53:28 PM  

Hillbilly Jim: rickythepenguin: Gamebreak just shwed the end of DAL/ATL.

Oooof.  Dan Quinn doesnt' make it past week 8.  Week 10 is the Bye week, ssssssoo......if 0-2 ATL doesn't right the ship quickly, he won't last the season.

I'm stunned he made it to this season really.


Maybe ATL could get Jason Garrett from the Giants.
 
2020-09-20 4:53:38 PM  

Hillbilly Jim: I'm stunned he made it to this season really.


Yup.  there were rumors last year he was gonna get canned.

28-3 to this.
 
2020-09-20 4:53:55 PM  
FGA coming up for the Chargers
 
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