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2020-09-20 4:35:23 PM  

Hillbilly Jim: Why are the cows settling for a 45ish yard field goal?


Because it wins the game.
 
2020-09-20 4:35:28 PM  
Kill yourselves, Atlanta
 
2020-09-20 4:35:42 PM  
*switches channel*

Whoa WTF? There's fans in the stadium?
 
2020-09-20 4:35:42 PM  
Somewhere, Jason Garrett is clapping.
 
2020-09-20 4:35:46 PM  
Oh no, Falcons lost!


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2020-09-20 4:35:51 PM  
COWS WIN COWS WIN OH MY GODS THE COWS WIN
 
2020-09-20 4:35:55 PM  

puffy999: Kill yourselves, Atlanta


Apparently they did exactly that.
 
2020-09-20 4:36:02 PM  
Atlanta was up 15 with 4:45 to go

And now they lose
 
2020-09-20 4:36:03 PM  

picodenico: *switches channel*

Whoa WTF? There's fans in the stadium?


It's Texas, man.
 
2020-09-20 4:36:09 PM  
Holy. Farking. shiat. THEY farkING DID IT!!!

COWBOYS WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA
 
2020-09-20 4:36:11 PM  
Zuerlein ftw!

Dallas wins!  Omg comeback boys
 
2020-09-20 4:36:11 PM  

Mr.Tangent: davidphogan: I think this Josh Allen kid might be a legit NFL QB.

Who knew the answer was just add receivers?


Replacing the entire offense was a good start, but getting a legit #1 is such a difference maker.
 
2020-09-20 4:36:23 PM  
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!2

I just realized I had the 'boys in the Pick'em, so very well farking done!
 
2020-09-20 4:36:23 PM  
Dear god.
 
2020-09-20 4:36:30 PM  
The Falcons and blowing huge leads in Texas.

Name a more iconic duo.
 
2020-09-20 4:36:30 PM  

picodenico: *switches channel*

Whoa WTF? There's fans in the stadium?


Dallas?  Yeah, 30,000 in the stands from what RedZone guy said.  Not the smartest decision IMO, but...
 
2020-09-20 4:36:30 PM  
Hahahahaha

DALLAS WINS!
 
2020-09-20 4:36:36 PM  
COWS WIN!! COWS WIN!!!!

WHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
 
2020-09-20 4:36:36 PM  
I cannot believe Atlanta just lost, embarrassing!!
 
2020-09-20 4:37:05 PM  

picodenico: *switches channel*

Whoa WTF? There's fans in the stadium?


It is the south. They don't care if people die... it's FOOBAAW
 
2020-09-20 4:37:10 PM  

ariseatex: Hillbilly Jim: Why are the cows settling for a 45ish yard field goal?

Because it wins the game.


With all the farkery with kicks in the young season another 10-15 yards would have been nice I think but it worked.
 
2020-09-20 4:37:58 PM  

Hillbilly Jim: ariseatex: Hillbilly Jim: Why are the cows settling for a 45ish yard field goal?

Because it wins the game.

With all the farkery with kicks in the young season another 10-15 yards would have been nice I think but it worked.


Closer would've been nice, but you'd have to get it without throwing a pass (pass = possible INT).
 
2020-09-20 4:38:01 PM  
man.  Every other play in WFT @ ARIZ has a penalty.
 
2020-09-20 4:38:05 PM  

Incorrigible Astronaut: picodenico: *switches channel*

Whoa WTF? There's fans in the stadium?

It's Texas, man.


"25% Capacity"
 
2020-09-20 4:38:16 PM  
Two straight drops by Tyreek gives KC a 3 and out
 
2020-09-20 4:38:17 PM  
FAAAAAAAAAAAILCONS!
 
2020-09-20 4:38:27 PM  

Incorrigible Astronaut: picodenico: *switches channel*

Whoa WTF? There's fans in the stadium?

It's Texas, man.


Yeah. F*cking money.
 
2020-09-20 4:38:43 PM  
Well I hope Dan Quinn has his financials in order, he's gonna be applying for unemployment pretty soon.
 
2020-09-20 4:38:44 PM  
I don't know if that is the Cowboys winning it, as much as the Falcons losing it.
 
2020-09-20 4:38:46 PM  

ariseatex: Dallas?  Yeah, 30,000 in the stands from what RedZone guy said.  Not the smartest decision IMO, but...


21,708 was the number they reported. A far cry from 90k...
 
2020-09-20 4:39:21 PM  
Jerruh looks like he just had a quintuple bypass.
 
2020-09-20 4:39:22 PM  
Like, I hate the Cowboys and fark McCarthy for ruining the Packers, but I ain't even mad. It is the Falcons. They deserve it.

El oh el.
 
2020-09-20 4:39:25 PM  

cfreak: COWS WIN!! COWS WIN!!!!

WHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA​AA!!!
 
2020-09-20 4:39:40 PM  

Di Atribe: Incorrigible Astronaut: picodenico: *switches channel*

Whoa WTF? There's fans in the stadium?

It's Texas, man.

"25% Capacity"


If fans were going to be allowed anywhere, it would be there, Houston, and Jacksonville. Possibly New Orleans, but I think they went empty last week.
 
2020-09-20 4:39:46 PM  

nvmac: FINS are threatening!!


Go team-that-Myles-Gaskin-plays-for!
 
2020-09-20 4:39:49 PM  
atlanta= kings of utter failure.
 
2020-09-20 4:39:52 PM  

Tall_Wookie: ariseatex: Dallas?  Yeah, 30,000 in the stands from what RedZone guy said.  Not the smartest decision IMO, but...

21,708 was the number they reported. A far cry from 90k...


And only half were distancing/wearing masks, based on the footage they showed with the kick.
 
2020-09-20 4:40:27 PM  
MIAMI TD!  Fitz to Gesicki!
 
2020-09-20 4:40:35 PM  
Reading the comments on the Falcons' Facebook page is going to be all kinds of fun.
 
2020-09-20 4:40:36 PM  

FarkingSmurf: Well I hope Dan Quinn has his financials in order, he's gonna be applying for unemployment pretty soon.


Wait HE'S STILL THERE?!?!

AAAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
2020-09-20 4:40:47 PM  

ariseatex: Hillbilly Jim: Why are the cows settling for a 45ish yard field goal?

Because it wins the game.


A clever strategy!
 
2020-09-20 4:41:06 PM  
Dammit, Bills. YOU HAD THE OVER IN YOUR HANDS
 
2020-09-20 4:41:08 PM  
WTF, WFT?

They have their QB playing shotgun depth and then he taked 5 step drops.  So he adds basically 7-9 yards to pass plays, turning 3rd and 10s into de facto 3rd and 19.
 
2020-09-20 4:41:19 PM  
FARK, JJ Watt gets the Lamar-sack
 
2020-09-20 4:41:21 PM  
Er, cover. Not over.
 
2020-09-20 4:41:22 PM  
Miami gets the 2-pt conversion!
 
2020-09-20 4:41:45 PM  

Daedalus27: I don't know if that is the Cowboys winning it, as much as the Falcons losing it.


I mean. Cowboys farked it up hard in the 1st quarter & then fixed their shiat & came back and got the win.
 
2020-09-20 4:42:18 PM  

ariseatex: picodenico: *switches channel*

Whoa WTF? There's fans in the stadium?

Dallas?  Yeah, 30,000 in the stands from what RedZone guy said.  Not the smartest decision IMO, but...


Incredibly stupid and irresponsible. They were supposed to require masks, but one look at the crowd shows that whole PR bullshiat was just that ... PR bullshiat.
 
2020-09-20 4:42:26 PM  
shiat.  Kyler Murray picked, WFT from the ARI 18.  shiat.
 
2020-09-20 4:42:50 PM  
Jesus, Chiefs make a farking tackle.
 
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