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2020-09-20 4:27:35 PM  

puffy999: Danger Avoid Death: Just say butt, FFS. Stop being such f*cking prudes

Ass


Yeah, normal people would say ass.

In the TV World we get such nonsense as "HAND ME THE KEYS YOU FAIRY GODMOTHER!" and "I'M SICK OF THESE MONKEYFIGHTIN' SNAKES ON THIS MONDAY TO FRIDAY PLANE!"

I still remember watching Die Hard III on broadcast TV. Samuel L. Jackson must have called Bruce Willis a "melonfarmer" like 37 times.
 
2020-09-20 4:27:50 PM  
TD COWBOYS!!!!
 
2020-09-20 4:27:57 PM  
Justin Herbert is starting for the Chargers
 
2020-09-20 4:27:58 PM  
3 and out to start, punt that shiat Moocows!
 
2020-09-20 4:28:03 PM  
TD COWS!!! now please recover onside kick.
 
2020-09-20 4:28:23 PM  

7th Son of a 7th Son: Holy hell that Jessica Alba show looks horrible.


I have never, ever understood the appeal with her.

She's fine enough, but there are millions of women who are fine enough. I'm sure plenty of them are better actors.
 
2020-09-20 4:28:37 PM  
Dak with another keeper TD.

onside kick time
 
2020-09-20 4:28:38 PM  
Also, Chargers should've gone with the powder blues today.
 
2020-09-20 4:28:41 PM  

Incorrigible Astronaut: Justin Herbert is starting for the Chargers


Well that could be interesting...
 
2020-09-20 4:28:59 PM  
Crap. Huge run for the Bolts.
 
2020-09-20 4:29:12 PM  
TD BILLS!!!!
 
2020-09-20 4:29:14 PM  
man.  it is so weird to see Cardinals Stadium empty.

A cowoerker is a big fan of Washington, and back in Mar/Apr when tickets went on sale, bought some like, 3rd row, 4th row seats.  aroundJune or so, he said the NFL (or the Cards) emailed him to say they were going to "tile over", so to speak, the first 10 rows and they'd try to adjust the affected ticketholders.  and then a fwe weeks back he said they were doing fan-less games and refunded him.
 
2020-09-20 4:29:39 PM  
Josh Allen is legit
 
2020-09-20 4:29:41 PM  

ariseatex: TD BILLS!!!!


Aaaand the cover!
 
2020-09-20 4:29:43 PM  
Not using a tee??
 
2020-09-20 4:29:46 PM  

Incorrigible Astronaut: Justin Herbert is starting for the Chargers


Wow, the era of Independent Suspension is over already?

/BILLS DAGGER DAGRON
 
2020-09-20 4:30:42 PM  
You know this Josh Allen kid looks pretty good
 
2020-09-20 4:30:52 PM  
Wow failcons indeed
 
2020-09-20 4:31:05 PM  
OH MY GOD FAILCONS WHAT THE shiat
 
2020-09-20 4:31:08 PM  
COWS GET ONSIDE KICK OMFG
 
2020-09-20 4:31:09 PM  
Successful onside kick for the boys
 
2020-09-20 4:31:12 PM  
OHMYGOD THE ONSIDES KICK WORKED

AND THE COWBOYS GOT IT

OH MY GOD

WTF
 
2020-09-20 4:31:16 PM  
Kyler Murray with a sick TD run but it's coming back for holding.

he still juked the shiat out of 2 DBs (well, one was held).  Sick run though.
 
2020-09-20 4:31:20 PM  
The Atlanta 28-3's, everybody.
 
2020-09-20 4:31:28 PM  
GOTDANMIT FALCONS NO NO NO
 
2020-09-20 4:31:32 PM  
Atlanta special teams coach needs to be fired now.
 
2020-09-20 4:31:42 PM  
Craaaaaap. Herbert runs it in for a TD

FLAG THOUGH
 
2020-09-20 4:31:42 PM  
OMG, HOW IN THE HELL DID THAT WORK?!?!

How farking stupid are the Failcons? They could have picked that up at any time; THEY didn't have to wait!!
 
2020-09-20 4:31:50 PM  
Nice throw Dak
 
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2020-09-20 4:31:54 PM  
Hot damn, Hebert looks great
 
2020-09-20 4:31:59 PM  

Hillbilly Jim: Atlanta special teams coach needs to be fired now.


So do the players
 
2020-09-20 4:32:05 PM  
Omg

Cowboys recover onside

Falcons waited for it to cross 10 yards ..lol! Coaching fail
 
2020-09-20 4:32:07 PM  
A young person named Herbert? What is this 1920?
 
2020-09-20 4:32:21 PM  
I've seen this game before. Stupid Falcons.
 
2020-09-20 4:32:29 PM  
Kick is good. 7-0 LAC
 
2020-09-20 4:32:31 PM  
In field goal range
 
2020-09-20 4:32:33 PM  
I think this Josh Allen kid might be a legit NFL QB.
 
2020-09-20 4:32:40 PM  
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2020-09-20 4:32:41 PM  
GET OUT OF BOUNDS YOU TURD
 
2020-09-20 4:32:47 PM  
Well, that sucks.
 
2020-09-20 4:32:50 PM  
OMFG NOOOOO
 
2020-09-20 4:32:56 PM  
Congratulations Atlanta

Jesus Christ
 
2020-09-20 4:33:05 PM  
OPI non call on cowboys
 
2020-09-20 4:33:21 PM  

puffy999: Hillbilly Jim: Atlanta special teams coach needs to be fired now.

So do the players


It'll be a long ride on the short bus back to ATL.
 
2020-09-20 4:34:10 PM  
I feel that by watching the Brewers game, I'm missing some FOOTBALL EXCITEMENT.
 
2020-09-20 4:34:29 PM  

davidphogan: I think this Josh Allen kid might be a legit NFL QB.


Who knew the answer was just add receivers?
 
2020-09-20 4:34:35 PM  
Kick on 3rd?
 
2020-09-20 4:34:53 PM  

picodenico: I feel that by watching the Brewers game, I'm missing some FOOTBALL EXCITEMENT.


I want some biatch hippiness
 
2020-09-20 4:35:05 PM  
Why are the cows settling for a 45ish yard field goal?
 
2020-09-20 4:35:05 PM  
Washington with the rare White defensive back.

THE GHOST OF JASON SEAHORN!
 
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