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2020-09-20 4:16:15 PM  

7th Son of a 7th Son: Di Atribe: EvilToni: On one hand, after a decade of "play it safe and clap it out" I like the Cowboys' more aggressive play calling, but there are some issues with execution that the offence needs to figure out.

On the other hand, the defense is straight trash and it looks like the only way Dallas is going to win football games is to play Big 12 football: Score at least 50 points because the other team is going to score at least 40.

This is my attitude, too. I'm not ready to be mad at McCarthy just yet. Because he still ain't Garrett.

It's like being mad at Danny White for not being Roger Staubach. Oh gods I'm showing my age, haha.


Yeah, I feel the same way for being so old I understood that reference.
 
2020-09-20 4:16:15 PM  
Ahh, the old "after you" blocking scheme. That always works.
 
2020-09-20 4:16:32 PM  
Buffalo back in the lead
 
2020-09-20 4:16:38 PM  

HeathenHealer: Well apparently this is the worst week ever. Friends of mine from college 5 year old son fell in the Harlem River yesterday and is presumed drowned. Absolutely some of the nicest people in the world. Fark everything.


Ugh. Damn dude. That's terrible. Sorry to hear that.
 
2020-09-20 4:17:05 PM  

Incorrigible Astronaut: Torn ACL for Nick Bosa, too. Shiat.

.
Eeeeh can't be too sorry for that one considering what a crummy human he is.... as Conner goes off for 60ish yards to end the game in Pitt.
 
2020-09-20 4:17:13 PM  

OkieDookie: The last time a Bronco got best that bad, Mr. Hands died.


Enumclaw is tired of these jokes! Stop horsing around!
 
2020-09-20 4:17:14 PM  
oh broncos..... *headdesk*
 
2020-09-20 4:17:22 PM  
That was a decisive close out there! Conner isn't very fast or he would have scored.
 
2020-09-20 4:17:39 PM  

Hillbilly Jim: What about being mad at Danny White for calling the audible on 4th and 1 when all he was supposed to do was try and draw the Redacteds offsides?


Could have been worse. They could have ended up with Clint Longley.

Also old.
 
2020-09-20 4:17:44 PM  
Nice run. Called back
 
2020-09-20 4:18:06 PM  

picodenico: kkinnison: Bonus football for me.

Switched over to the Brewers game.

Last game ever in Miller Park.

/name change next year
//MILLER PARK FOREVER
///ok ok...County Stadium too...


I have not watched a single game of baseball this year. Really have no reason to start. Not even sure if brewers will make post season
 
2020-09-20 4:18:07 PM  
Ha! And Connor ends up with 100 yd rushing game.
 
2020-09-20 4:18:45 PM  
Broncos right now:
Joker
Youtube eRaUGLwn_kM
 
2020-09-20 4:19:11 PM  
TD CARDINALS! MURRAY TO HOPKINS!

*happy dance*
 
2020-09-20 4:19:11 PM  
"Letter of the Law" when the law is stupid is still stupid. That was a good block, period.
 
2020-09-20 4:19:24 PM  
Nice defense, Football Team.
 
2020-09-20 4:20:22 PM  

kkinnison: I have not watched a single game of baseball this year. Really have no reason to start. Not even sure if brewers will make post season


It's the only sport I really got excited about coming back honestly. NBA sure, with the Bucks, but I'm just a huge Brewers fan, so it was nice to just have some sense of normalcy in the summer.
 
2020-09-20 4:20:26 PM  
Oh my God Failcons
 
2020-09-20 4:20:33 PM  
So much bad news. Sorry Bunny, Sorry Heathen.
 
2020-09-20 4:20:54 PM  
STEELERS WIN!
 
2020-09-20 4:20:55 PM  
Now atlanta is going to waste a timeout


I love this game
 
2020-09-20 4:20:57 PM  

jaylectricity: Danger Avoid Death: abhorrent1: Hmm..
Do I watch Chiefs at Chargers or...

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Chiefs/Chargers is my only choice. The best team in the country last season vs a team that's not even the best team in their own city.

Should be a massacre.

I've let my daughter take over the TV for a moment. I'll probably put that game on in the kitchen while I get these steaks ready.


I'm having steak too!
NY Strip with roasted potatoes and brussels sprouts.

/yes I love brussels sprouts
//brussels sprouts haters can suck it
 
2020-09-20 4:21:18 PM  
I'm giggling imagining the refs having to watch videos for 20 minutes discussing the merits of his butt jiggling versus his elbow.

I'm guessing the officials don't know their elbows from their assholes.
 
2020-09-20 4:21:20 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: THANK GOD!

The defense came through!

My heart, though. Must be football season.


By the hair of their chinny chin chins, whew.
 
2020-09-20 4:21:33 PM  
Stolen from Twitter... poor Niners
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2020-09-20 4:21:36 PM  
buttcatch pending in Dallas
 
2020-09-20 4:21:47 PM  
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2020-09-20 4:22:03 PM  

EnormousGreenRageMonster: Stolen from Twitter... poor Niners[Fark user image 425x306]


Indeed.
 
2020-09-20 4:22:04 PM  
Wow. ATL VS DAL Refs screwed up. Ruled an incomplete. But defensive holding call turned it into a catch.

Under review
 
2020-09-20 4:22:16 PM  
Just say butt, FFS. Stop being such f*cking prudes
 
2020-09-20 4:22:17 PM  
I get back from running an errand for my mom to see another Fitzsack.
 
2020-09-20 4:23:00 PM  

abhorrent1: /yes I love brussels sprouts


I grew up believing they were gross because they were always boiled.

Once I had them roasted and sometimes candied, I realized they were pretty good.
 
2020-09-20 4:23:01 PM  
Buttcatch is good!
 
2020-09-20 4:23:02 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: Just say butt, FFS. Stop being such f*cking prudes


Ass
 
2020-09-20 4:23:18 PM  
Nice shot of a AT&T Stadium $9 Miller Lite there
 
2020-09-20 4:23:22 PM  

puffy999: Nice defense, Football Team.


You may have to break out the hard stuff:
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2020-09-20 4:23:24 PM  

jaylectricity: [Fark user image 480x716]


Some of the old images have disappeared sadly. But the threads that remain...GLORIOUS.
 
2020-09-20 4:23:30 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: Just say butt, FFS. Stop being such f*cking prudes


Linebacker Love Handles.
 
2020-09-20 4:24:03 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: Just say butt, FFS. Stop being such f*cking prudes


EVERYONE HAS A BUTT
 
2020-09-20 4:24:08 PM  

Di Atribe: Nice shot of a AT&T Stadium $9 Miller Lite there


Only $9?
 
2020-09-20 4:24:44 PM  

Di Atribe: Nice shot of a AT&T Stadium $9 Miller Lite there


I would gladly pay someone else the $9 to drink that Miller Lite instead of me.
 
2020-09-20 4:24:53 PM  
This Diggs character can snatch
 
2020-09-20 4:25:33 PM  
Diggs is by far the best move the Bills could have made this season.
 
2020-09-20 4:25:37 PM  
Kickoff in Houston, here.. we... go!
 
2020-09-20 4:25:55 PM  

Di Atribe: Danger Avoid Death: Just say butt, FFS. Stop being such f*cking prudes

EVERYONE HAS A BUTT


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2020-09-20 4:26:03 PM  

puffy999: Di Atribe: Nice shot of a AT&T Stadium $9 Miller Lite there

Only $9?


Must be a 9oz cup.
 
2020-09-20 4:26:08 PM  
Holy hell that Jessica Alba show looks horrible.
 
2020-09-20 4:26:21 PM  
SoFi is kind of bright during a day game, isn't it....
 
2020-09-20 4:26:59 PM  

Di Atribe: Danger Avoid Death: Just say butt, FFS. Stop being such f*cking prudes

EVERYONE HAS A BUTT


🎶 Doin' the butt... 🎶

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yeknc​N​ouZZA

/ old school
 
2020-09-20 4:27:09 PM  
DPI on failcons.
 
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