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2020-09-20 4:07:17 PM  
Pittsburgh is going to blow this, aren't they?
 
2020-09-20 4:07:45 PM  

Bunny Deville: ariseatex: Bunny Deville: Well, at least my boys played a good game and didn't embarrass themselves too badly. Things could be worse.

Like my husband wanting a divorce and to take the kids to Canada. That kind of worse.

?!?!?

Yeah. And I have to let them go with him, because one is transgender and it's better for them both to get out of the US right now.

So, a little despondent this week.


Holy hell. I'm so sorry.
 
2020-09-20 4:08:09 PM  
Godsdamn, Fant, that was a hell of a catch! He's crushing it today.
 
2020-09-20 4:08:18 PM  
On one hand, after a decade of "play it safe and clap it out" I like the Cowboys' more aggressive play calling, but there are some issues with execution that the offence needs to figure out.

On the other hand, the defense is straight trash and it looks like the only way Dallas is going to win football games is to play Big 12 football: Score at least 50 points because the other team is going to score at least 40.
 
2020-09-20 4:08:30 PM  

Bunny Deville: ariseatex: Bunny Deville: Well, at least my boys played a good game and didn't embarrass themselves too badly. Things could be worse.

Like my husband wanting a divorce and to take the kids to Canada. That kind of worse.

?!?!?

Yeah. And I have to let them go with him, because one is transgender and it's better for them both to get out of the US right now.

So, a little despondent this week.


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#HugsforBunny
 
2020-09-20 4:08:39 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Pittsburgh is going to blow this, aren't they?


I'm holding my breath.
 
2020-09-20 4:08:46 PM  

Bunny Deville: Yeah. And I have to let them go with him, because one is transgender and it's better for them both to get out of the US right now.

So, a little despondent this week.


Oh jeez. I'm sorry. *hugs*
 
2020-09-20 4:08:47 PM  
hey look, Omar blows another challenge .
 
2020-09-20 4:08:50 PM  
OK, Driskel. Revert to form any time.
 
2020-09-20 4:09:16 PM  
Hmm..
Do I watch Chiefs at Chargers or...

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2020-09-20 4:09:38 PM  

Earguy: wearsmanyhats,


We talk to him all the time in the LP threads.
 
2020-09-20 4:09:49 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Pittsburgh is going to blow this, aren't they?


Losing the TO on the challenge is not ideal... decent chance the defense blows up Driskel in the next minute or so, though.
 
2020-09-20 4:10:03 PM  

EvilToni: On one hand, after a decade of "play it safe and clap it out" I like the Cowboys' more aggressive play calling, but there are some issues with execution that the offence needs to figure out.

On the other hand, the defense is straight trash and it looks like the only way Dallas is going to win football games is to play Big 12 football: Score at least 50 points because the other team is going to score at least 40.


This is my attitude, too. I'm not ready to be mad at McCarthy just yet. Because he still ain't Garrett.
 
2020-09-20 4:10:08 PM  
10 penalties for 89 yards, sheesh.
 
2020-09-20 4:10:18 PM  

Earguy: Incorrigible Astronaut: ariseatex: ZMugg: Hillbilly Jim: Hell even Meow Said the Dog.

I had him herFarkied as "Borat 2.0"

Miss him hertoo.

Wasn't Meow Said the Dog female?  Or at least the person behind that alt account?

No. He's a law professor at a major college.

Oh so many names I miss seeing. Bulljab, NittLion, KingOfTheCheese, UnauthorizedFinger, wearsmanyhats, missed jinx, gambitsgirl, melaniethepanda,  Genevieve Marie, Bunnie Deville...

Yeah, there may still be time on the clock, but the Eagles game is over.


Funny enough, NittLion and mtp are married to Farkers. Genevieve, jinxed, and KotC are still active on Facebook Fark groups.
 
2020-09-20 4:10:45 PM  
"Allen has got a bazooka"

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2020-09-20 4:10:52 PM  

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: Your_Huckleberry: I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: Bears manage not to lose after doing fark-all the entire second half.

Weren't they up 17-0 at the half?

Yep, and won 17-13.


You can tell that they relaxed (which they should NEVER DO NO MATTER WHAT) once Barkley got hurt.
 
2020-09-20 4:11:01 PM  

lindalouwho: 10 penalties for 89 yards, sheesh.


That's usually a recipe for losing.
 
2020-09-20 4:11:03 PM  

EvilToni: On one hand, after a decade of "play it safe and clap it out" I like the Cowboys' more aggressive play calling, but there are some issues with execution that the offence needs to figure out.

On the other hand, the defense is straight trash and it looks like the only way Dallas is going to win football games is to play Big 12 football: Score at least 50 points because the other team is going to score at least 40.


Wait until your defense plays a good game and you are up by 10... then that aggressive play calling will stop. Such is the way of McCarthy.

It's not hard to call an aggressive game when you're down.
 
2020-09-20 4:11:11 PM  
Bonus football for me. Switched to the dirty birds and boys game
 
2020-09-20 4:11:21 PM  
And Dallas wastes a timeout with 4 minutes left and within 2 scores.
 
2020-09-20 4:11:23 PM  
ALLENSACK!
 
2020-09-20 4:11:50 PM  

abhorrent1: Hmm..
Do I watch Chiefs at Chargers or...

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Chiefs/Chargers is my only choice. The best team in the country last season vs a team that's not even the best team in their own city.

Should be a massacre.
 
2020-09-20 4:11:54 PM  

abhorrent1: Hmm..
Do I watch Chiefs at Chargers or...

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That 'Trouble Hearing' show sounds exciting!
 
2020-09-20 4:12:01 PM  

Di Atribe: EvilToni: On one hand, after a decade of "play it safe and clap it out" I like the Cowboys' more aggressive play calling, but there are some issues with execution that the offence needs to figure out.

On the other hand, the defense is straight trash and it looks like the only way Dallas is going to win football games is to play Big 12 football: Score at least 50 points because the other team is going to score at least 40.

This is my attitude, too. I'm not ready to be mad at McCarthy just yet. Because he still ain't Garrett.


It's like being mad at Danny White for not being Roger Staubach. Oh gods I'm showing my age, haha.
 
2020-09-20 4:12:04 PM  

Bunny Deville: Yeah. And I have to let them go with him, because one is transgender and it's better for them both to get out of the US right now.

So, a little despondent this week.


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Condolences, Bunny.
 
2020-09-20 4:12:27 PM  
Also, I like Icy June.
 
2020-09-20 4:12:57 PM  
I love the fact that Allen wants to rip the ball downfield but jeebus...throw the farking ball away sometimes.
 
2020-09-20 4:12:58 PM  
"Kyler got scoots"

I sure hope not, RedZone Guy.
 
2020-09-20 4:13:14 PM  
LOL at the RedZone guy continuously referring to them as "the Football Team" instead of Washington.
 
2020-09-20 4:13:19 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: abhorrent1: Hmm..
Do I watch Chiefs at Chargers or...

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Chiefs/Chargers is my only choice. The best team in the country last season vs a team that's not even the best team in their own city.

Should be a massacre.


Andy Reid Time Management will come into effect.
 
2020-09-20 4:13:24 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: abhorrent1: Hmm..
Do I watch Chiefs at Chargers or...

[Fark user image 584x183]

Chiefs/Chargers is my only choice. The best team in the country last season vs a team that's not even the best team in their own city.

Should be a massacre.


I've let my daughter take over the TV for a moment. I'll probably put that game on in the kitchen while I get these steaks ready.
 
2020-09-20 4:13:36 PM  
Matt sack!
 
2020-09-20 4:14:03 PM  
Well apparently this is the worst week ever. Friends of mine from college 5 year old son fell in the Harlem River yesterday and is presumed drowned. Absolutely some of the nicest people in the world. Fark everything.
 
2020-09-20 4:14:05 PM  

7th Son of a 7th Son: Di Atribe: EvilToni: On one hand, after a decade of "play it safe and clap it out" I like the Cowboys' more aggressive play calling, but there are some issues with execution that the offence needs to figure out.

On the other hand, the defense is straight trash and it looks like the only way Dallas is going to win football games is to play Big 12 football: Score at least 50 points because the other team is going to score at least 40.

This is my attitude, too. I'm not ready to be mad at McCarthy just yet. Because he still ain't Garrett.

It's like being mad at Danny White for not being Roger Staubach. Oh gods I'm showing my age, haha.


What about being mad at Danny White for calling the audible on 4th and 1 when all he was supposed to do was try and draw the Redacteds offsides?
 
2020-09-20 4:14:16 PM  

ariseatex: "Kyler got scoots"

I sure hope not, RedZone Guy.


Murray has trots!
He runs all over the defense.
 
2020-09-20 4:14:27 PM  
Ponies probably should have handed off on 3rd instead of that ... whatever it was play
 
2020-09-20 4:14:52 PM  
Torn ACL for Nick Bosa, too. Shiat.
 
2020-09-20 4:15:02 PM  
Goddammit Denver
 
2020-09-20 4:15:04 PM  

abhorrent1: Hmm..
Do I watch Chiefs at Chargers or...

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Shouldn't that say Football Team at Baseball Team?
 
2020-09-20 4:15:04 PM  
THE QUARTERBACK IS TOAST!
 
2020-09-20 4:15:08 PM  

HeathenHealer: Well apparently this is the worst week ever. Friends of mine from college 5 year old son fell in the Harlem River yesterday and is presumed drowned. Absolutely some of the nicest people in the world. Fark everything.


Fark 2020.
 
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2020-09-20 4:15:20 PM  
Whew, Steelers (likely) keep me alive in my survivor contest.
 
2020-09-20 4:15:23 PM  
JFC, Ponies. Driskel-sack with wide open crosser right in front of him, but he decides "I'ma freeze and get whacked" is the right call
 
2020-09-20 4:15:28 PM  

kkinnison: Bonus football for me.


Switched over to the Brewers game.

Last game ever in Miller Park.

/name change next year
//MILLER PARK FOREVER
///ok ok...County Stadium too...
 
2020-09-20 4:15:40 PM  
The last time a Bronco got best that bad, Mr. Hands died.
 
2020-09-20 4:15:46 PM  

HeathenHealer: Well apparently this is the worst week ever. Friends of mine from college 5 year old son fell in the Harlem River yesterday and is presumed drowned. Absolutely some of the nicest people in the world. Fark everything.


Ugh. That's absolutely terrible.
 
2020-09-20 4:15:49 PM  
THANK GOD!

The defense came through!

My heart, though. Must be football season.
 
2020-09-20 4:15:52 PM  
TD BILLS!!!
 
2020-09-20 4:15:54 PM  
Driskel with the observational skill of Stevie Wonder
 
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