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2020-09-20 3:30:21 PM  
Uh-oh...Tom Brady didn't score enough points.
 
2020-09-20 3:30:28 PM  

EnormousGreenRageMonster: And just seeing on ESPN's site that Dan Snyder and his wife are in COVID quarantine after a friend exposed them... couldn't happen to a nicer dickbag.


Please tell me he plans to meet with the President and plant a big, sloppy wet kiss on him ..
 
151 [OhFark]
2020-09-20 3:30:31 PM  
Swift looking to prove himself after last week dropping the game winner in the end zone. Looking good.
 
2020-09-20 3:30:46 PM  
Gredunza
 
2020-09-20 3:30:46 PM  
Um...C-Mac is limping. That's not good.
 
2020-09-20 3:31:16 PM  

Incorrigible Astronaut: Huh. Dolphins are within 7 and driving against the Bills.


And...  That didn't last.
 
2020-09-20 3:31:39 PM  
Nice D
 
2020-09-20 3:31:45 PM  
FG is... good!

17-14 Bills
 
2020-09-20 3:31:57 PM  
I went under on 38.5 in the Denver game.

How's that look?
 
2020-09-20 3:32:06 PM  

nvmac: Iamos: Oh look, another defensive starter down for the Niners. Their trainer has some 'splaing to do.

I just.... just....

WTF


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2020-09-20 3:32:11 PM  

puffy999: Gredunza


YOU DID IT!
 
2020-09-20 3:32:13 PM  

picodenico: jaylectricity: Drop the taco

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Her expression and eyeroll scream, "I can't believe I have to say this line".
 
2020-09-20 3:32:28 PM  
Jags are within a TD and in the red zone.

Is Minshew Mania alive?
 
2020-09-20 3:32:40 PM  
Minshew to UDFA RB
 
2020-09-20 3:32:42 PM  
Julio looking a little gimpy today, hope it's just cramps :/
 
2020-09-20 3:32:46 PM  

ariseatex: TD PANTHERS!!


*checks fantasy score*

WOO McCaffrey!
 
2020-09-20 3:32:46 PM  
TD JAGS!!!!  MINSHEW TO THOMPSON!
 
2020-09-20 3:32:51 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: puffy999: jaylectricity: Drop the taco

Is that the new Twerking dance/song?

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Videogame theme song.


Is Trump a Nazi or something?
 
2020-09-20 3:32:57 PM  
TD PRETTY PUSSIES
 
2020-09-20 3:32:59 PM  
TD JAGS!

TIED AT 30 IN TENNESSEE!
 
2020-09-20 3:33:01 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: EnormousGreenRageMonster: And just seeing on ESPN's site that Dan Snyder and his wife are in COVID quarantine after a friend exposed them... couldn't happen to a nicer dickbag.

Please tell me he plans to meet with the President and plant a big, sloppy wet kiss on him ..


That is a mage I didn't need in my mind.
 
2020-09-20 3:33:17 PM  
Whole lotta nothin' goin' on in this second half of the Rams/Iggles game.
 
2020-09-20 3:33:47 PM  

headshot1485: Danger Avoid Death: puffy999: jaylectricity: Drop the taco

Is that the new Twerking dance/song?

[Fark user image 814x401] [View Full Size image _x_]

Videogame theme song.

Is Trump a Nazi or something?


Yes
 
2020-09-20 3:33:52 PM  
Won't be watching Detroit anymore, I'll just wait on the scores. 2020 sucks bad enough, don't need the headaches
 
2020-09-20 3:33:56 PM  
That's a wild ass catch.
 
2020-09-20 3:34:18 PM  
Is this real life?

Moms4Minshew!
 
2020-09-20 3:34:21 PM  
*sees Minshew's FF stats on my bench*

Lamar Jackson better put up amazing numbers today.

*sees he's playing the Texans*

I probably don't have anything to worry about there.
 
2020-09-20 3:34:31 PM  

Incorrigible Astronaut: Starting to feel dumb for thinking the Jags would keep it within 10 today.


Welp. I'm starting to feel dumb for switching my survivor pick from SF to TEN...
 
2020-09-20 3:34:45 PM  
TD RAMS!!!!
 
2020-09-20 3:34:48 PM  
TD Det. Boo
 
2020-09-20 3:35:09 PM  
TD RAMS!
 
151 [OhFark]
2020-09-20 3:35:12 PM  
TD lions. Yay.
 
2020-09-20 3:35:17 PM  
Higbee has TD if you has coin
 
2020-09-20 3:35:30 PM  

RminusQ: Incorrigible Astronaut: Starting to feel dumb for thinking the Jags would keep it within 10 today.

Welp. I'm starting to feel dumb for switching my survivor pick from SF to TEN...


I did the same thing last week when I switched it to the Colts to save the 49ers for later. Whoops.

The prediction above, thankfully, looks much better now.
 
2020-09-20 3:35:33 PM  

headshot1485: Danger Avoid Death: puffy999: jaylectricity: Drop the taco

Is that the new Twerking dance/song?

[Fark user image 814x401] [View Full Size image _x_]

Videogame theme song.

Is Trump a Nazi or something?


I'd say he masturbates to Mein Kampf if I believed for one second that he's actually ever read a book.
 
2020-09-20 3:35:36 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: That's a wild ass-catch.


Pron or football?
 
2020-09-20 3:35:42 PM  
Turnover on downs again! Niners ball!
 
2020-09-20 3:35:55 PM  
Jests going for it on 4th. And no good!
 
2020-09-20 3:36:02 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: That's a wild ass catch.


Wild ass catches are better than butt fumbles.
 
2020-09-20 3:36:15 PM  
TD FALCONS!!!!!
 
2020-09-20 3:36:16 PM  

Incorrigible Astronaut: RminusQ: Incorrigible Astronaut: Starting to feel dumb for thinking the Jags would keep it within 10 today.

Welp. I'm starting to feel dumb for switching my survivor pick from SF to TEN...

I did the same thing last week when I switched it to the Colts to save the 49ers for later. Whoops.

The prediction above, thankfully, looks much better now.


Correction: I switched it from KC to IND.
 
2020-09-20 3:36:16 PM  

ariseatex: *sees Minshew's FF stats on my bench*

Lamar Jackson better put up amazing numbers today.

*sees he's playing the Texans*

I probably don't have anything to worry about there.


Gonna be an interesting one. Ravens blew them off the field last year... since then the Texans lost Hopkins, but got JJ Watt back and David Johnson. Different enough team that it could turn out a very different game.
 
2020-09-20 3:36:20 PM  
Well shiat. Falcons score again. Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
 
2020-09-20 3:36:30 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: That's a wild ass catch.


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2020-09-20 3:36:34 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: headshot1485: Danger Avoid Death: puffy999: jaylectricity: Drop the taco

Is that the new Twerking dance/song?

[Fark user image 814x401] [View Full Size image _x_]

Videogame theme song.

Is Trump a Nazi or something?

I'd say he masturbates to Mein Kampf if I believed for one second that he's actually ever read a book.


I regret that I have but one funny to give to this post.
 
2020-09-20 3:36:36 PM  
Adam Gase is the worst leader since Hitler
 
2020-09-20 3:36:53 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: headshot1485: Danger Avoid Death: puffy999: jaylectricity: Drop the taco

Is that the new Twerking dance/song?

[Fark user image 814x401] [View Full Size image _x_]

Videogame theme song.

Is Trump a Nazi or something?

I'd say he masturbates to Mein Kampf if I believed for one second that he's actually ever read a book.


There may be a pop-up picture book available of this, but I'm not gonna search for it.
 
2020-09-20 3:37:08 PM  
Donkey down. Brady by out the shotgun, time for the glue factory.

/Actually, that sucks
//Love football
///Hate seeing people get hurt
 
2020-09-20 3:37:18 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: headshot1485: Danger Avoid Death: puffy999: jaylectricity: Drop the taco

Is that the new Twerking dance/song?

[Fark user image 814x401] [View Full Size image _x_]

Videogame theme song.

Is Trump a Nazi or something?

I'd say he masturbates to Mein Kampf if I believed for one second that he's actually ever read a book.


Hillbilly Jim: headshot1485: Danger Avoid Death: puffy999: jaylectricity: Drop the taco

Is that the new Twerking dance/song?

[Fark user image 814x401] [View Full Size image _x_]

Videogame theme song.

Is Trump a Nazi or something?

Yes


I don't think you know what Nazis are.
 
2020-09-20 3:37:50 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Donkey down. Brady by out the shotgun, time for the glue factory.

/Actually, that sucks
//Love football
///Hate seeing people get hurt


Dammit, Siri. "Bring out the shotgun", I said.
 
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