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2020-09-20 2:41:31 PM  
The 49ers forgot how to offensive line without Jimmy
 
2020-09-20 2:41:32 PM  
"Spectrum Mobile is the fastest growing provider out there."

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2020-09-20 2:41:56 PM  
"His nickname is Jet, he turns on the jets!"

It's funny because he just ran for like 40, 50 yards... against the Jets.
 
2020-09-20 2:42:00 PM  
Bisquick Pick.
 
2020-09-20 2:42:01 PM  
3rd and 31 conversion!
 
2020-09-20 2:42:45 PM  
Holy crap, 49ers just picked up a 3rd and 31 with a 55 yard run up the middle
 
2020-09-20 2:42:51 PM  
Alright, Mullen in, team stuck in reverse. Ugh.

So yesterday I took down the kids' broken bunk bed, hauled upstairs and assembled two new loft beds, did wall repairs and ignored the shiny new eBike box in my garage. I'm getting closer to turning this off and building my bike before I have to go mattress shopping.

But then, that monster run...
 
2020-09-20 2:43:06 PM  
Wow....Jets give up a mile on third and thirty
 
2020-09-20 2:43:06 PM  
hahahahahahhahahahaha

Jests
 
2020-09-20 2:43:18 PM  
TRUBISKYCEPTION
 
2020-09-20 2:44:17 PM  
doINk for Robbie Gould.
 
2020-09-20 2:44:20 PM  
These are all the injuries I expected last week.
 
2020-09-20 2:44:21 PM  
Huh. TIL that Golden Tate still plays football.
 
2020-09-20 2:44:25 PM  
Doink, but Gould is still Gold!
 
2020-09-20 2:44:40 PM  
Gnats receiver has dropsy
 
2020-09-20 2:44:52 PM  
The Rams helmets are dumb af.
 
2020-09-20 2:45:01 PM  
GOULD DOINKED WIFE GOOD
 
2020-09-20 2:45:02 PM  
Wife doinks good!
 
2020-09-20 2:45:09 PM  

Di Atribe: We have 3 great WRs & every play is either a running play or a dump-off to a RB. I'm no football expert, obviously, but what the hell?


Dak with no protection. Our amazing O-Line is all gone or injured :(
 
2020-09-20 2:45:21 PM  
DOINK-IN DONUTS
 
2020-09-20 2:45:26 PM  
Donky Kong Sue is a beast again.
 
2020-09-20 2:45:37 PM  
Not that Daniel Jones is great, but his team seems to give him very, very little help.
 
2020-09-20 2:46:04 PM  
The Rams are gonna blow it aren't they
 
2020-09-20 2:46:17 PM  
Oh Tom, you dummy.
 
2020-09-20 2:46:24 PM  
Aaron Jones Leg Dagron TD!!!
 
2020-09-20 2:46:28 PM  
Dueling turnovers on Dale Mabry Highway!
 
2020-09-20 2:46:33 PM  
Quick score for the packers
 
2020-09-20 2:47:02 PM  
BRADYCEPTION!
 
2020-09-20 2:47:02 PM  

lindalouwho: Having a hard time getting into sports this year, and I hate that some teams are letting fans in stadiums.
That being said, Go Steelers.


They are going and I like it.
 
2020-09-20 2:47:03 PM  
YayPack!

Yay Brady!
 
2020-09-20 2:47:34 PM  
TD PACKERS!!!
 
2020-09-20 2:48:15 PM  
Thanks Spectrum!   Been down for a half hour or so....

YEA, more points!

And GB just scored!

And Garoppolo is out!.. WAIT............SHIAT.
 
2020-09-20 2:48:36 PM  
The Vikings forced a punt. It's kind of a big deal
 
2020-09-20 2:49:03 PM  

nvmac: Thanks Spectrum!   Been down for a half hour or so....

YEA, more points!

And GB just scored!

And Garoppolo is out!.. WAIT............SHIAT.


Yeah, prepare for max running game now.
 
2020-09-20 2:49:06 PM  
So they decided to pull out that married vs dating quote for Brady right after he overthrew...Gronk?
 
2020-09-20 2:49:09 PM  

nvmac: Thanks Spectrum!   Been down for a half hour or so....

YEA, more points!

And GB just scored!

And Garoppolo is out!.. WAIT............SHIAT.


And they're still clobbering the Jets.
The Jets are really bad.
 
2020-09-20 2:49:52 PM  

Bunny Deville: milkandcheese: Bunny Deville: I'm afraid to go to Dave and Buster's again and I'm afraid to watch the Jags play the Titans. Can someone keep me informed?

Go to downtown Madison and get wreaked

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I day drank yesterday, I don't think the husband would be happy to have to drive me back to my car again.


fark that The Jags ae more important then your husband.
 
2020-09-20 2:50:23 PM  

HeathenHealer: The Vikings forced a punt. It's kind of a big deal


They did that....once???? last week.
 
2020-09-20 2:50:41 PM  

HeathenHealer: The Vikings forced a punt. It's kind of a big deal


Colts couldn't convert a 3rd and 30 like the 49ers did against the Jets.
 
2020-09-20 2:50:58 PM  

milkandcheese: Bunny Deville: milkandcheese: Bunny Deville: I'm afraid to go to Dave and Buster's again and I'm afraid to watch the Jags play the Titans. Can someone keep me informed?

Go to downtown Madison and get wreaked

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I day drank yesterday, I don't think the husband would be happy to have to drive me back to my car again.

fark that The Jags ae more important then your husband.


I don't know where any good sports bars are... And also downtown Madison is crawling with Covid.
 
2020-09-20 2:51:01 PM  
Even mother nature is bored of BUF-MIA
 
2020-09-20 2:51:15 PM  
LIGHTNING DELAY
 
2020-09-20 2:51:18 PM  

nvmac: Thanks Spectrum!   Been down for a half hour or so....

YEA, more points!

And GB just scored!

And Garoppolo is out!.. WAIT............SHIAT.


I just dropped them. Hopefully you have a better option
 
2020-09-20 2:51:26 PM  

Your_Huckleberry: nvmac: Thanks Spectrum!   Been down for a half hour or so....

YEA, more points!

And GB just scored!

And Garoppolo is out!.. WAIT............SHIAT.

And they're still clobbering the Jets.
The Jets are really bad.


From Why Your Team Sucks this year:

HEAR IT FROM JETS FANS!

Mike:
I lost my dad on 9/11 and I'm not sure if that was even my worst experience with New York jets.
 
2020-09-20 2:51:27 PM  

picodenico: HeathenHealer: The Vikings forced a punt. It's kind of a big deal

They did that....once???? last week.


I'm guessing they'll average one a week this season.
 
2020-09-20 2:51:54 PM  
MIA-BUF stopped due to lightning.

Fark Florida weather.
 
2020-09-20 2:51:56 PM  

Incorrigible Astronaut: Your_Huckleberry: nvmac: Thanks Spectrum!   Been down for a half hour or so....

YEA, more points!

And GB just scored!

And Garoppolo is out!.. WAIT............SHIAT.

And they're still clobbering the Jets.
The Jets are really bad.

From Why Your Team Sucks this year:

HEAR IT FROM JETS FANS!

Mike:
I lost my dad on 9/11 and I'm not sure if that was even my worst experience with New York jets.


Damn.
 
2020-09-20 2:52:12 PM  
Doh, Bills/Dolphins delayed
 
2020-09-20 2:52:15 PM  
"Forter-niners"?
 
2020-09-20 2:52:27 PM  
I guess the only consolation in the cowboys being so bad is whole division is a complete dumpster fire. Mabye I should start rooting for "Football Team" for the right to get destroyed in the playoffs.
 
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