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eddievercetti
2020-09-20 2:22:59 PM  
I'm not falling for this hope spot.
 
Di Atribe
2020-09-20 2:23:19 PM  
We have 3 great WRs & every play is either a running play or a dump-off to a RB. I'm no football expert, obviously, but what the hell?
 
ariseatex [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-09-20 2:23:47 PM  
COUSINCEPTION!
 
puffy999 [TotalFark]
2020-09-20 2:24:04 PM  
Cousins dargon
 
picodenico
2020-09-20 2:24:20 PM  
Lions keep on giving penalties to GB.

Thanks Loins!
 
Danger Avoid Death
2020-09-20 2:24:37 PM  

Di Atribe: We have 3 great WRs & every play is either a running play or a dump-off to a RB. I'm no football expert, obviously, but what the hell?


Maybe Dak isn't as Dak as everybody Daks his is.
 
EnormousGreenRageMonster
2020-09-20 2:24:58 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: EnormousGreenRageMonster: Driskel jacked up again. Yeesh, gonna be a long afternoon for Denver.

That was inevitable, Driskel or no.


Kinda looking forward to our first non-QB under center (for more than a trick play) of the season though
 
puffy999 [TotalFark]
2020-09-20 2:25:02 PM  

Di Atribe: We have 3 great WRs & every play is either a running play or a dump-off to a RB. I'm no football expert, obviously, but what the hell?


welcome to the Mike McCarthy experience.

Wait until you sit on the timeouts you need at the end of a half/game.
 
151 [OhFark]
2020-09-20 2:25:14 PM  
2 plays, 30 yards in penalties for the lions D.

That's my guys.
 
Incorrigible Astronaut
2020-09-20 2:25:42 PM  
Kick is... good in Tennessee!

21-10 Titans
 
Danger Avoid Death
2020-09-20 2:25:46 PM  
These lame-ass, overblown karaoke shows all need to dig a group grave and jump the f*ck in.
 
Adolf Oliver Nipples [TotalFark]
2020-09-20 2:25:53 PM  
DRISKELCEPTION!
 
geom_00 [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-09-20 2:25:56 PM  
STEELER INTERCEPTION!!!
 
Galileo's Daughter
2020-09-20 2:25:56 PM  

geom_00: Galileo's Daughter: JFC MIAMI

What happened??


2-minute drive stalled by Fitz getting sacked twice.  MIA punts, BUF recovers, but there's some sort of penalty on BUF, I think.
 
EnormousGreenRageMonster
2020-09-20 2:26:04 PM  
DRISKEL-CEPTION on the tip, and Joe Haden IS alive as it turns out.
 
ariseatex [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-09-20 2:26:09 PM  
TD EAGLES!!
 
youngandstupid
2020-09-20 2:26:19 PM  
Woooo Birds!
 
eddievercetti
2020-09-20 2:26:28 PM  
TD BIRDZ
 
puffy999 [TotalFark]
2020-09-20 2:26:30 PM  
TDIGGLES
 
picodenico
2020-09-20 2:26:38 PM  
TD Packers!

And 2 run HR Brewers!

/WOO SPORTS
 
Earguy [recently expired TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-09-20 2:26:38 PM  
TD EAGLES! WOO!

Big break before halftime.
 
HeathenHealer [TotalFark]
2020-09-20 2:26:42 PM  
Colts up 15-3. Feels like it should be much much worse.
 
ariseatex [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-09-20 2:26:45 PM  
TD PACKERS!!
 
Di Atribe
2020-09-20 2:26:45 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: Maybe Dak isn't as Dak as everybody Daks his is.


It ain't Dak

puffy999: welcome to the Mike McCarthy experience.


It's only the second game, but this might be it.
 
7th Son of a 7th Son
2020-09-20 2:26:48 PM  
TD GB!!!
 
Bunny Deville [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-09-20 2:26:49 PM  

Incorrigible Astronaut: Kick is... good in Tennessee!

21-10 Titans


Well, that's better than a slap in the belly with a wet fish.
 
Danger Avoid Death
2020-09-20 2:26:53 PM  
TD Iggles. Giftwrapped by the Rams' ineptitude.
 
Earguy [recently expired TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-09-20 2:27:01 PM  
DOINK KICK IS GOOD
 
Leader O'Cola
2020-09-20 2:27:23 PM  

Earguy: Leader O'Cola: Earguy: Danger Avoid Death: Earguy: Danger Avoid Death: LOL. Canned Philly boos after every Rams big gain.

Yeah, is that getting piped into the stadium so it sounds something like a real crowd?

I've wondered the same thing. I think the announcers just said as much, but as usual I'm paying more attention to Fark than I am the chucklef*cks in the booth.

I always love it when I say something to Mrs. Earguy and moments later the announcers say the same thing. It makes me seem so smart!

Agreeing with announcers is a sign of failure

But announcers agreeing with me is a sign of awesomeness.


No, it means you think even more like an announcer than they do
 
puffy999 [TotalFark]
2020-09-20 2:27:43 PM  
HUZZAH PACKERS
 
UNC_Samurai
2020-09-20 2:28:03 PM  
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picodenico
2020-09-20 2:28:21 PM  
This is the first second the Packers have been leading over the Lions since 2018.

And the Packers haven't lost to the Lions since 2018.
 
Incorrigible Astronaut
2020-09-20 2:28:27 PM  
FG is... good in Tennessee!

24-10 Titans
 
abhorrent1
2020-09-20 2:28:29 PM  

Nick el Ass: Cousins throws a pick, and I everyone here in Indy likes that.


Funny.
A lot of the National media were picking the Vikings to win the division and talking about what a good team they had. And they're getting man-handled buy a team that just got run over by a dismantled Jags team with Gardner Minshew at QB.

Guess they forgot about Cousins.
 
puffy999 [TotalFark]
2020-09-20 2:28:47 PM  
Holy crap Allen
 
Galileo's Daughter
2020-09-20 2:29:08 PM  
Trying to tackle a wet Josh Allen is difficult.
 
Leader O'Cola
2020-09-20 2:29:23 PM  
Sutton is a "veteran" ... I guess
 
Danger Avoid Death
2020-09-20 2:29:55 PM  
Okay, breakfast time.

Oh, crap. I just remembered I'm having a bagel. With Philly cream cheese. I don't know whether this is a good omen or a bad one.
 
eddievercetti
2020-09-20 2:29:59 PM  

Galileo's Daughter: Trying to tackle a wet Josh Allen is difficult.


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Bunny Deville [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-09-20 2:30:03 PM  

abhorrent1: Nick el Ass: Cousins throws a pick, and I everyone here in Indy likes that.

Funny.
A lot of the National media were picking the Vikings to win the division and talking about what a good team they had. And they're getting man-handled buy a team that just got run over by a dismantled Jags team with Gardner Minshew at QB.

Guess they forgot about Cousins.


Hey. Don't talk crap about my man Minshew, now.
 
puffy999 [TotalFark]
2020-09-20 2:30:06 PM  
Gostkowski shiats all over the field, his team, and the television screens of America last week.

This week he's back to his old self.
 
sephjnr
2020-09-20 2:30:09 PM  
Rams going into HT having almost shiat the bed.
 
Di Atribe
2020-09-20 2:30:19 PM  
There you go, LET DAK RUN!
 
Nick el Ass
2020-09-20 2:30:21 PM  
Adam Vinatieri may be a goat, but it sure is nice to have a kicker who can make most of his kicks and extra points.

/respect the specs
 
picodenico
2020-09-20 2:31:00 PM  
You jumped, you moron.
 
HeathenHealer [TotalFark]
2020-09-20 2:31:06 PM  

abhorrent1: Nick el Ass: Cousins throws a pick, and I everyone here in Indy likes that.

Funny.
A lot of the National media were picking the Vikings to win the division and talking about what a good team they had. And they're getting man-handled buy a team that just got run over by a dismantled Jags team with Gardner Minshew at QB.

Guess they forgot about Cousins.


It has nothing to do with Cousins. The defense is decimated and the o-line still sucks. Cousins is WAY down the list of reasons they're bad. Anyone paying half attention knew the Vikings were in for a long season.
 
Leader O'Cola
2020-09-20 2:31:06 PM  
Conner sucks. Gag.
 
puffy999 [TotalFark]
2020-09-20 2:31:17 PM  
Watch the Failcons lose
 
eddievercetti
2020-09-20 2:31:48 PM  
HALFTIME IN PHILLY

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EnormousGreenRageMonster
2020-09-20 2:31:49 PM  
Put your farking mask on, Omar!
 
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