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2020-09-20 1:53:59 PM  

Hillbilly Jim: Danger Avoid Death: LOL. Canned Philly boos after every Rams big gain.

Will they start pumping in boos after Iggle plays?


The Iggles will actually have to have a play first.
 
2020-09-20 1:54:04 PM  
He's out there on the corner
 
2020-09-20 1:54:10 PM  

Galileo's Daughter: "Looks straight enough, and it's long enough."

That's what she said.


And they lived happily everafter.
 
2020-09-20 1:54:15 PM  
The guy who made the first debate promo is clearly the same guy who does MMA and boxing promos.
 
2020-09-20 1:54:43 PM  

phimuskapsi: Apparently the entire Miami stadium lost power. Florida, your shiat is just the worst.


heh
 
2020-09-20 1:54:52 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: Rams up 21-3. I think it might be a long day for Philly. Probably a long season.


From your lips to God's ears.
 
2020-09-20 1:55:12 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: Injury commercials are never good.

I know. I mean, who's gonna buy an ACL injury? How do you market a sprained ankle?

Oh, wait ... you didn't mean they have commercials for injuries. I guess that would be silly. Nevermind.


Tonya Harding's Kneecappers for Hire
 
2020-09-20 1:55:13 PM  
Oh, Fins-Jags is the Thursday night game?  Should help put me to sleep.
 
2020-09-20 1:55:13 PM  
Someone probably forgot to cover a connection and shorted out the truck in the downpour
 
2020-09-20 1:55:20 PM  
Skipping record in the Pittsburgh game's CBS announcers?
 
2020-09-20 1:55:38 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Danger Avoid Death: Rams up 21-3. I think it might be a long day for Philly. Probably a long season.

From your lips to God's ears.


That Super Bowl window closed mighty, mighty quick.
 
2020-09-20 1:55:53 PM  

puffy999: Matt Ryan is so slow


Peyton Manning always looked like a newborn giraffe when he took off running.
 
2020-09-20 1:56:53 PM  

Incorrigible Astronaut: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Danger Avoid Death: Rams up 21-3. I think it might be a long day for Philly. Probably a long season.

From your lips to God's ears.

That Super Bowl window closed mighty, mighty quick.


Why do you think they drafted Hurts?
 
2020-09-20 1:56:59 PM  

watching the trump bubble grow: If there's no tv feed from buffalo Miami, what happens if someone challenges, does the nfl have a dedicated feed, why can't we see that feed?


Per Twitter, no replays while the feed is down.
 
2020-09-20 1:56:59 PM  

Nick el Ass: puffy999: Matt Ryan is so slow

Peyton Manning always looked like a newborn giraffe when he took off running.


Andrew Luck running always reminded me of Forrest Gump
 
2020-09-20 1:57:02 PM  

Galileo's Daughter: Oh, Fins-Jags is the Thursday night game?  Should help put me to sleep.


How did NBC look at the schedule and pick that one? Did they say "How do we get no viewers outside of Florida?"
 
2020-09-20 1:57:06 PM  
Looks like one competent quarter is the most excitement the Bears offense can handle for one day.
 
2020-09-20 1:57:10 PM  
FINALLY the 1st quarter is over. Maybe we can get un-greased footballs in the game for the second. Whew.
 
2020-09-20 1:57:27 PM  
*Turns on Cowboys*

What the everloving Fark???
 
2020-09-20 1:57:46 PM  

Incorrigible Astronaut: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Danger Avoid Death: Rams up 21-3. I think it might be a long day for Philly. Probably a long season.

From your lips to God's ears.

That Super Bowl window closed mighty, mighty quick.


They're still in the NFC Least, so who knows?
 
2020-09-20 1:57:48 PM  

Leader O'Cola: Incorrigible Astronaut: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Danger Avoid Death: Rams up 21-3. I think it might be a long day for Philly. Probably a long season.

From your lips to God's ears.

That Super Bowl window closed mighty, mighty quick.

Why do you think they drafted Hurts?


LOL oh you

/Wentzylvania sucks though
 
2020-09-20 1:58:00 PM  
Mmmmmmmmmm drop for Hilton.
 
2020-09-20 1:58:01 PM  
I love watching the Cowboys suck!

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2020-09-20 1:58:02 PM  
Yay, power's back on in Miami!
 
2020-09-20 1:58:02 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: Galileo's Daughter: Oh, Fins-Jags is the Thursday night game?  Should help put me to sleep.

How did NBC look at the schedule and pick that one? Did they say "How do we get no viewers outside of Florida?"


All teams get a TNF game. Maybe they just wanted to get a few of the bad ones out of the way early.
 
2020-09-20 1:58:07 PM  
Drew Lock officially ruled out, Ponies didn't dress a 3rd QB... so they're one Watt/Dupree QB sandwich from trotting out a running back as their emergency QB
 
2020-09-20 1:58:34 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: Galileo's Daughter: Oh, Fins-Jags is the Thursday night game?  Should help put me to sleep.

How did NBC look at the schedule and pick that one? Did they say "How do we get no viewers outside of Florida?"


An even match on paper. All the curb appeal of a connex box.
 
2020-09-20 1:58:39 PM  

Di Atribe: FINALLY the 1st quarter is over. Maybe we can get un-greased footballs in the game for the second. Whew.


Wait, the 1st quarter JUST ENDED!?!?!
 
2020-09-20 1:59:03 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: Galileo's Daughter: Oh, Fins-Jags is the Thursday night game?  Should help put me to sleep.

How did NBC look at the schedule and pick that one? Did they say "How do we get no viewers outside of Florida?"


Hey, we thought Browns/Bengals was going to be a disaster & that was a fun game YOU N-E-V-E-R K-N-OOOOOOOOOO-W!
 
2020-09-20 1:59:06 PM  

Galileo's Daughter: Yay, power's back on in Miami!


I know someone who works for the 'Fins.  I pity them right now
 
2020-09-20 1:59:08 PM  
Hmhard to imagine a more overpaid steeler than AV . Jfc
 
2020-09-20 1:59:13 PM  

Incorrigible Astronaut: Danger Avoid Death: Galileo's Daughter: Oh, Fins-Jags is the Thursday night game?  Should help put me to sleep.

How did NBC look at the schedule and pick that one? Did they say "How do we get no viewers outside of Florida?"

All teams get a TNF game. Maybe they just wanted to get a few of the bad ones out of the way early.


Well, that killed two bad birds with one stone, for sure.
 
2020-09-20 1:59:28 PM  

UNC_Samurai: Someone probably forgot to cover a connection and shorted out the truck in the downpour


They just said that half the building was dead, so it sounds like it was at the stadium level.
 
2020-09-20 1:59:37 PM  
Cbs seriously has no back up plan for power outage in SOUTH FLORIDA
 
2020-09-20 1:59:54 PM  

picodenico: Di Atribe: FINALLY the 1st quarter is over. Maybe we can get un-greased footballs in the game for the second. Whew.

Wait, the 1st quarter JUST ENDED!?!?!


Yes, it only seemed interminable.....
 
2020-09-20 2:00:01 PM  
what the hell was that in the Den-Pit game?
 
2020-09-20 2:00:05 PM  

Incorrigible Astronaut: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Danger Avoid Death: Rams up 21-3. I think it might be a long day for Philly. Probably a long season.

From your lips to God's ears.

That Super Bowl window closed mighty, mighty quick.


Not quick enough. They won one.
 
2020-09-20 2:00:09 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: Galileo's Daughter: Oh, Fins-Jags is the Thursday night game?  Should help put me to sleep.

How did NBC look at the schedule and pick that one? Did they say "How do we get no viewers outside of Florida?"


Hey, Bunny will be watching and she's in Wisconsin.
 
2020-09-20 2:00:26 PM  
Barkley out (knee), Montgomery questionable (neck).
 
2020-09-20 2:00:35 PM  

cfreak: *Turns on Cowboys*

What the everloving Fark???


Don't...... you don't want to know.....
 
2020-09-20 2:00:42 PM  
Wow, Iggles bailed out
 
2020-09-20 2:00:48 PM  

Di Atribe: Danger Avoid Death: Galileo's Daughter: Oh, Fins-Jags is the Thursday night game?  Should help put me to sleep.

How did NBC look at the schedule and pick that one? Did they say "How do we get no viewers outside of Florida?"

Hey, we thought Browns/Bengals was going to be a disaster & that was a fun game YOU N-E-V-E-R K-N-OOOOOOOOOO-W!


I could kick myself. I completely forgot about TNF. Didn't even fill out my Pick'em until Friday morning. Totally whiffed on that first game of the week.
 
2020-09-20 2:01:10 PM  
Eagles fg in coming.
 
2020-09-20 2:01:21 PM  
"Immigrants are here, and they are stealing yer jerbs!" - Latest Trump Ad. fark this asshole.

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Back to sports. Josh is killing it.
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2020-09-20 2:01:40 PM  
J

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JEST
JEST
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2020-09-20 2:01:43 PM  
Stopped! Turnover on downs!
 
2020-09-20 2:01:43 PM  
Packers defense finally holds!

/thanks penalty
 
2020-09-20 2:01:45 PM  

puffy999: Nick el Ass: puffy999: Matt Ryan is so slow

Peyton Manning always looked like a newborn giraffe when he took off running.

Andrew Luck running always reminded me of Forrest Gump


Andy had some wheels, and even with mobility he still almost got destroyed by a bad o-line. Peyton would have been.
 
2020-09-20 2:02:00 PM  
4th & 1 - STUFFED
 
2020-09-20 2:02:02 PM  
The Jest are so, so bad.
 
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