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2020-09-20 1:41:55 PM  

Earguy: Sounds like they're piping in some boos in Philly. Appropriate.


That's what the crowd always sounds like.
 
2020-09-20 1:42:15 PM  

Di Atribe: puffy999: Cowboys wtf

Have a feeling it's gonna be like this all season. New coach growing pains? It's always a tough adjustment when you get a new dad.


You're not MY REAL DAD!!!
 
2020-09-20 1:42:28 PM  
And he's hurt again.  RIP Mrs. Samurai's team.
 
2020-09-20 1:42:44 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Earguy: Sounds like they're piping in some boos in Philly. Appropriate.

That's what the crowd always sounds like.


Good on NFL Films for staying true to accuracy then (no one's actually in the stands).
 
2020-09-20 1:42:49 PM  
CBS FIX YOUR FARKING SHIAT YOU GARBAGE NETWORK!
 
2020-09-20 1:42:55 PM  

Earguy: Hey gang.  Well, I'm starting to get a feel for how the season is going to go for The Eagles. Seems like the only lucky break they've had has  been penalties.


Yeah last week their 3 scoring drives had costly offsides by the D.
 
2020-09-20 1:42:58 PM  
If Philly had fans right now

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2020-09-20 1:43:08 PM  

picodenico: Marbleisheavy: What the actual fick is happening in Dallas.  Is

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Is it the reopening?  Is it the curse of the ginger?

/It got even weirder and my brain just gave up.
 
2020-09-20 1:43:10 PM  

dietbubba: Cowboys getting WORKED? GOOD


30 million for Dak was a real bargain though.  For Atlanta and the Rams
 
2020-09-20 1:43:15 PM  

nvmac: djslowdive: And Thomas is carted off. Holy farking hell.

Back from a long morning walk, checks the thread.  Holy hell 2020, Bosa and Thomas out and Garoppolo limping???

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Hey we did the long walk too. There's a small lake near us, the dogs love going there. Beautiful day around here.
 
2020-09-20 1:43:19 PM  

Nick el Ass: Rivers threw another interception, and if he keeps this up the Colts will be in position to draft another franchise qb in Trevor Lawrence.


Oh, that's where he ended up. I wonder if his family is still in San Diego and he makes the daily commute. Moving that many kids to Indiana would be tantamount to Oliver Twist levels of child abuse.
 
2020-09-20 1:43:21 PM  

ariseatex: Di Atribe: UNC_Samurai: What happened to Saqu-OWOWOWOWOWOW

Saquon is hurt!?

Landed on his hand with arm fully extended, looked like either at the shoulder or the wrist (or both) it bent farther than it should have.

Oh, he's back in the game.

Oh, he's injured again.  Right knee this time.


Sweet buttery Jesus, hope it's not serious.
 
2020-09-20 1:43:22 PM  
And the Clots make quick work of a short field. TD Taylor
 
2020-09-20 1:43:34 PM  
TD CLOTS!

"He's just got a lot of holes to fill"

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2020-09-20 1:43:51 PM  
Anyone know of a site that might streeeem rhed zohn for gratus?
 
2020-09-20 1:44:10 PM  
O.o
 
2020-09-20 1:44:13 PM  
JONESCEPTION!
 
2020-09-20 1:44:24 PM  
Mingo but pawn in great game of football.
 
2020-09-20 1:44:27 PM  

leehouse: Now we get to see if the Packers can catch


Well, Adams is apparently limping on the sideline. So joy....
 
2020-09-20 1:44:28 PM  
I thought Denver had an elite backup QB.  Who's this guy?
 
2020-09-20 1:44:29 PM  

Earguy: nvmac: djslowdive: And Thomas is carted off. Holy farking hell.

Back from a long morning walk, checks the thread.  Holy hell 2020, Bosa and Thomas out and Garoppolo limping???

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Hey we did the long walk too. There's a small lake near us, the dogs love going there. Beautiful day around here.


Yeah, this is the 2nd day in two months where we're not dealing with Cali smoke, very nice outside.

Took a couple of pics, but didn't catch any hawks today.
 
2020-09-20 1:44:33 PM  
LOL Gnats
 
2020-09-20 1:45:00 PM  

picodenico: leehouse: Now we get to see if the Packers can catch

Well, Adams is apparently limping on the sideline. So joy....


No good
 
2020-09-20 1:45:02 PM  
Great job by 65, that was a TAINT without that tackle.
 
2020-09-20 1:45:04 PM  
If Barkley tore his ACL, you might as well put the Giants on the clock for the 2021 draft right now.
 
2020-09-20 1:45:07 PM  
Another farking fumble recovered by Atlanta. What the hell.....
 
2020-09-20 1:45:08 PM  
Dallas fumble #3 holy shiatballs
 
2020-09-20 1:45:09 PM  
Now pictured the NFC East
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2020-09-20 1:45:20 PM  
I love that the Bears signed Barkevious Mingo. If for no other reason than I love saying Barkevious Mingo

/also, Bears pick!
 
2020-09-20 1:45:29 PM  
Garoppolo is still limping.
 
2020-09-20 1:45:47 PM  
MOO
 
2020-09-20 1:46:14 PM  
So between the Cowboys, Eagles, and Giants...

I'm REALLY hoping WFT keeps the pattern going in the late game, but like any Cardinals fan, I don't have my hopes up.
 
2020-09-20 1:46:15 PM  

nvmac: djslowdive: And Thomas is carted off. Holy farking hell.

Back from a long morning walk, checks the thread.  Holy hell 2020, Bosa and Thomas out and Garoppolo limping???

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Yeah.
 
2020-09-20 1:46:27 PM  
Wow, keep on holding there, Detroit.
 
2020-09-20 1:46:31 PM  

gregz18: If Barkley tore his ACL, you might as well put the Giants on the clock for the 2021 draft right now.


"We can draft Travis Etienne!"
- Gettleman, probably
 
2020-09-20 1:46:32 PM  
Adams back in
 
2020-09-20 1:46:38 PM  
Snoop Dogg must of smoked all of his money away (thank you for that quote, Future Mrs. Geom_00)

Cause he's now pimping Corona.

/The beer...not the virus.
 
2020-09-20 1:46:49 PM  

HeathenHealer: I'm not trying to be snarky, but I thought Dallas was supposed to be good this year. WTF


New defense, new offense, no real camp. I bet they'll be better as the weeks go by, they have talent.
 
2020-09-20 1:46:52 PM  

FarkingSmurf: Dallas fumble #3 holy shiatballs


It's actually the 5th, we just got lucky with two of them.

IT IS STILL THE FIRST QUARTER
 
2020-09-20 1:46:56 PM  
Niners screen play for (lateral) 30 yards!
 
2020-09-20 1:47:00 PM  

youngandstupid: Earguy: Hey gang.  Well, I'm starting to get a feel for how the season is going to go for The Eagles. Seems like the only lucky break they've had has  been penalties.

Yeah last week their 3 scoring drives had costly offsides by the D.


If your D's offsides, just reach down and move it over. It's not complicated. Just make sure no one's looking.
 
2020-09-20 1:47:09 PM  

leehouse: picodenico: leehouse: Now we get to see if the Packers can catch

Well, Adams is apparently limping on the sideline. So joy....

No good


Well, he's back in now. Looks fine.
 
2020-09-20 1:47:13 PM  

geom_00: Snoop Dogg must of smoked all of his money away (thank you for that quote, Future Mrs. Geom_00)

Cause he's now pimping Corona.

/The beer...not the virus.


Can't it be both?
 
2020-09-20 1:47:14 PM  
Bills and dolphins are blacked out due to "technical difficulties"  lots of pissed off Buffalo and Miami fans, "tv van lost power"
 
2020-09-20 1:47:36 PM  

geom_00: Snoop Dogg must of smoked all of his money away (thank you for that quote, Future Mrs. Geom_00)

Cause he's now pimping Corona.

/The beer...not the virus.


He just likes shilling.  Hell, he even did a commercial for the General.
 
2020-09-20 1:47:38 PM  

geom_00: Snoop Dogg must of smoked all of his money away (thank you for that quote, Future Mrs. Geom_00)

Cause he's now pimping Corona.

/The beer...not the virus.


He's on gives no farks mode I think

ariseatex: So between the Cowboys, Eagles, and Giants...

I'm REALLY hoping WFT keeps the pattern going in the late game, but like any Cardinals fan, I don't have my hopes up.


Then again, NFC West is insane...
 
2020-09-20 1:47:38 PM  
Reed for the TD!
 
2020-09-20 1:47:42 PM  
Wow that backup Denver QB suuuucks
 
2020-09-20 1:47:48 PM  
NINERS TD!!!!  Reed with a catch and pylon tap.
 
2020-09-20 1:47:48 PM  
15 minutes and counting BUF-MIA feed has been completely down. 

This is crap.
 
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